90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s the worst, that’s it.

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Brodicea said:

Maybe Tarik has hidden depths. He seems to have really nice friends.

But none of them have any fashion sense. They keep letting him get suits either in, or paired with, powder blue.

 

[FrancescaFiore]

It's a shame Julia doesn't have the language skills to tell Brandon "I'm not asking you to fake being happy, I'm asking you to empathize with my happiness. You want to make me happy? Then quit acting like you resent the things that make me happy, like having a church wedding."

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Yara has some nerve, slipping and falling on her back, sober, on the day of Non Jovi's bachelor party.

I hope the baby is ok. Jovi is an ass. 

[hula-la]

My sister just had the audacity to call me during 90DF. I cut that conversation quick. I have snarking to do! 

[sainte-chapelle]

I hereby crown Brandon King of the Assholes. 

[Suzywriter]

Brandon just showed his ass as the snarky little sarcastic bitch mama's boy that he is. He sucks. He really sucks. Like, I stopped working on my paper to come hate him here. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You want me to be someone I'm not" Brandon's cri de coeur. Dude. Get the fuck over your dumbass self. 

cri de cœur. . . I'm using that at work this week.

 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

47 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

What kind of binge is Stephanie on. Pills alcohol, both? Geez how many days has she been like this?

Benzos and alcohol and trauma . She is a mess. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Where the fuck is Zied?

[FrancescaFiore]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You know what? Brandon is the same special kind of tool as his father.

I thought the very same thing. 

[Mr. Miner]

My mind wanders and I just see Brandon being hit with a heavy log type object.🤷🏻‍♂️

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You want me to be someone I'm not" Brandon's cri de coeur. Dude. Get the fuck over your dumbass self. 

I think everyone wants him to be someone he's not.  And, not to be Betty or Ron, Jr.

[Floatingbison]

Yes, where is our portly love monger?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I hereby crown Brandon King of the Assholes. 

He’s so into medieval role play. I can see him running through the Virginia woods, dodging the swingers

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

I hope the baby is ok. Jovi is an ass. 

The baby went out drinking, he is fine.  I am betting the moring plane ride will be a rough one for Jovi and friends.

[Hotel Snarker]

Spoiler

Tim and Melyza recently got back together now and are engaged.

 

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

It's a shame Julia doesn't have the language skills to tell Brandon "I'm not asking you to fake being happy, I'm asking you to empathize with my happiness. You want to make me happy? Then quit acting like you resent the things that make me happy, like having a church wedding."

Surprisingly, she did not pull the, "I gave up everything for you," line, even though she has it the worst.  She has true grace.

[Eldemarge]

 

Just now, FrancescaFiore said:

It's a shame Julia doesn't have the language skills to tell Brandon "I'm not asking you to fake being happy, I'm asking you to empathize with my happiness. You want to make me happy? Then quit acting like you resent the things that make me happy, like having a church wedding."

What I'm getting from Brandon is, he thinks being involved in any way in his own wedding wouldn't be "manly."  So he'd rather act like he's totally over it on TV because... he doesn't want to be a "pussy?"  Or something?  Anyway, he doesn't care about actually making Julia happy.  He is going to make a really shit husband.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike’s hairdresser isn’t doing him any favors with that coiffure.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

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Tim and Melyza recently got back together now and are engaged.

 

🤮🤮🤮🤑🤑🤑

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

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Tim and Melyza recently got back together now and are engaged.

 

Ewww why?!?!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

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Tim and Melyza recently got back together now and are engaged.

 

Saw that. Looks like he gained a few pounds.

[For Cereals]

Stop thinking and start talking.  You shoulda done already had yourses thoughts worked out before bringing her over.

[Twopper]

Run, Julia.   

Stupid Brandon.  The bride walks  up the aisle to you.   Then after the ceremony, you walk down the aisle with her.

Mike is a saint compared to Brandon.

Brandon may also be one of these people with zero emotional IQ.  He says he wants to make her happy.  A church wedding would make her happy, but he doesn't want it because it doesn't make him happy.

Tonight I officially hate Brandon the most.   I would like to think he realizes what a jerk he is when he sees himself on the show, but I doubt it.  Stupid Brandon.  Stupid, stupid , stupid.    I hope his parents are proud of the insensitive jerk they have birthed.

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike’s hairdresser isn’t doing him any favors with that coiffure.

It accentuates the brickness of his huge head

[TazDevil]

Finally Nutalie can shut up about getting the ring back.

[Hotel Snarker]

Shouldn’t you have sorted out your issues BEFORE applying for the visa?

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Mike’s hairdresser isn’t doing him any favors with that coiffure.

 

She wants him for herself 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Saw that. Looks like he gained a few pounds.

A common occurrence when you lose it. You find it again and then some.

[mamadrama]

Dang it. I missed the whole live viewing chat. 

Thanks @Angry Moldovan   it's been...something. Final quote on damages is $49,000. That's before we get to any of the stuff well have to replace-beds, clothes, sofas, etc. Not looking like insurance will cover much, if anything. I shouldn't complain because some people in my town have no houses to return to at all, but it still sucks. The fact that it all came down on my birthday was just so extra. 

 

I still hate Brandon. Seriously, what a twat (no offense to twats). 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So his girlfriend is hurt and is crying and Brandon's reaction?  Be a sarcastic twat and talk about the "FEMALE FANTASY OF THE WEDDING DAY."  

This guy does not deserve Julia.  I hate him.

The way he used the word "female" gives me pause. That's a MGTOW thing. I would not be surprised if Brandon was into that shit. He is SUCH a dick. I would cheerfully head butt him at any opportunity. 

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

cri de cœur. . . I'm using that at work this week.

 

(Looks down modestly) My work here is done. 

[Mr. Miner]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

My mind wanders and I just see Brandon being hit with a heavy log type object.🤷🏻‍♂️

And Mike, Jovi and Rebecca.

[Hotel Snarker]

He is giving her ze ring back. Wow.

[Baltimore Betty]

Will you be my fiance again?? Not a proposal considering how little time they have left on the visa.

[TazDevil]

Oh my GOD!!  Natalie take the ring back and shut the fuck up about Kyiv!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Natalie should have just snatched that ring up when she had a chance

[Gobi]

The RING! One ring to find them and in the darkness bind them. Or not.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ewww why?!?!

Probably in order not to fight over custody of the cat.   That's all I got.   Also I had to rack my poor brain to remember who they were.

[Bees52]

The ring! It returns!

 

(I swear they said that somewhere in the LOTOR saga...)

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, do you want this forever? Oy vey is right!

[Armchair Critic]

Mike just wants to come home to a warm body, Natalie is too high maintenance for him.

[Angry Moldovan]

Dear Nutalee,

never look a brick horse in the mouth

loves me xx

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike is about to pull a magic trick and make the ring disappear again. Grab it while you can, Natalie!

[Baltimore Betty]

Mike using Yiddish makes me laugh.

[Frozendiva]

With some work and time and patience, Mike and Natalie may make it.

[Floatingbison]

Did they pull the plug on pillow talk, or is that on Discovery plus or what?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Mike, you mad romantic fool! 

"O-KAY! Here's your stupid ring, God. Hold out your fucking hand already, jeez"

[Grifter Lives]

That bedroom was a mess.

[Floatingbison]

I'm hoping the season finale will be Michael going for a walk in the woods and getting eaten by a sasquatch.