90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Toodleoo]

Pull the car over Mama Kalani and KICK HIM IN HIS TINY NUTS.

[kacesq]

What other stuff does Aseulo do?

[Zombness]

Asuelo what other stuff you have to do???  Play basketball?  or volleyball?  

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Tonite’s La Leche moment.

Only the first.

It's also the subplot of Kalani-Asuelo: Will they go to Samoa?  Can Kalani breastfeed in every scene?  

And, for Pillow Talk: How will Tim relate it back to himself?

[LilaFowler]

Asuelu isn't just slow, he's a slow dick. Hate his slow-talking idiot ass. Leave him, Kalani. Literally pull over and leave him by the side of the road.

[Angry Moldovan]

What’s more offensive? Asuelo or the tits?

[greekmom]

Did he just call her a lying bitch.

IN FRONT OF HER MOTHER???????????

[HulaTallula]

Could Asuelu be any more of a sulky child?

[FrancescaFiore]

What? Go back to Samoa, you rude-ass mofo. 

[Toodleoo]

Did he just call Kalani a lying bitch???

[Auntie Anxiety]

If this doesn’t convince Kalani to get foolproof birth control, nothing will.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is this asshole serious? He hands out samples and plays basketball all day

[kacesq]

What is your job Aseulo? You’re living off her parents, you big he man.

I will never get beyond Aseulo talking to Kalani like this.

[Floatingbison]

At some angles Asuelo's noggin looks like a big ol' Easter Island head.

[KelseyNikki614]

I would punch my husband if he ever told me that he doesn't have to take care of kids and clean because it's a 'womans job." Wow. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

What’s more offensive? Asuelo or the tits?

I’m getting hungry for milk and cookies. 

[JennyMominFL]

I told you guys a while back that Asuelo is just an asshole

[Toodleoo]

4 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

LET’S HAVE A HAPPY MOMENT WITH YOUR IN LAWS THIS WILL GO REAL GREAT I TELL YOU

Was I right or was I right. Jesus. 🤣

[greekmom]

Kalani should get a better job and leave the kids with Aselu all day.

[LilaFowler]

If he calls her a "lying bitch" in front of the cameras and in front of her mother, imagine what he says to her when they are alone.

[HulaTallula]

For once Kalani is right. He's being a jerk to sabotage the weekend because he's mad about not going to Samoa which they can't afford anyway. 

I try not to comment on people's bodies but holy guacamole Kalani in that yellow top. 

[LookABird]

Asuelo's attitude is offensive, but I would be more outraged if I liked any of the family. They are all obnoxious.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

At some angles Asuelo's noggin looks like a big ol' Easter Island head.

I always see Baby Huey.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

I told you guys a while back that Asuelo is just an asshole

If only Lalani had discovered that before having 2 babies with him....

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If this doesn’t convince Kalani to get foolproof birth control, nothing will.

Kicking him out is the best birth control. 100% effective.

[Caseysgirl]

Asuelo is playing for the camera - I think this is producer induced. I don’t think he’s the brightest tool in the shed but it seems as though he’s dropped several IQ points since moving to this country.

[kacesq]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

If he calls her a "lying bitch" in front of the cameras and in front of her mother, imagine what he says to her when they are alone.

Exactly this. And wow, the happy simple islander facade just dropped right off didn’t it?

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Was I right or was I right. Jesus. 🤣

 "Come to California, we'll have some laughs. What could go wrong?"

Edited July 6, 2020 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Question. Why can't Asuleu go alone back to Samoa and bring pictures?? Or why can't the grandparents come up???

The grandparents can't visit because we need to have scenes of the flyblown, filthy, disease ridden streets of Samoa. complete with feral animals, ragged beggars, filthy children, and flies crawling on the food at the ramshackle marketplace. Then of course we need to be treated to the primitive conditions of Asuelu's family home--no indoor plumbing, chickens wandering through the house, leaves for clothes. If the grandparents come to the US we don't get treated to these lovely scenes.  

[Toodleoo]

I cannot WAIT for Pillow Talk tonight. Shoooo

[kacesq]

Please tell me we’re not going to see Angela at the gynecologist. I’m fragile today.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karine and Pierre are dressed like twins.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Does Kalani’s lazy ass dress her kids in anything other than sleepers? Has she ever dressed them in anything other than sleepers?

[Zombness]

Pole another looser.  Karine should go back to Brazil.

[Floatingbison]

Pole. . . . I just can't deal with this dude.

[JennyMominFL]

Karine has the Rona

[sainte-chapelle]

Mom is right he wouldn't dare talk like that in front of the dad. He is such a coward

Edited July 6, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

That is one cute little chonky boi. 

[greekmom]

Paul - America standards of water are high? Have you been to Flint MI??

[RichiesOlderBro]

Standards are evidently very high at the Super 8 Motel. 

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Please stick to your guns, Kalani!

In her case, Howitzers 

[Floatingbison]

I actually like that artwork behind Kriney in this scene.  The city windows photo.

[Grifter Lives]

They've already messed up that hotel room.  There's garbage everywhere.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Mom I said right he wouldn't dare talk like that in front of the dad. He is such a coward

Dad would kick his arse back to Samoa

[kacesq]

Kareeny has completely lost whatever looks she had.

and Pole is a complete loser, but Kareeny sitting around pouting and rolling her eyes is silly. She knew what he was. She married him and popped out a kid. So...yeah.

ha at Pole’s mom taking off the key.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thunderstorms moving into the area. Every Sunday night, without fail!

[RichiesOlderBro]

No house key?

 

LOLOLOL

[brillia79]

Karine will end up living in poverty and squalor in the US if she depends on Paul. He wasn’t killing it before Brazil and was living with his parents.

[Vandy10]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Karine has the Rona

That’s exactly what I thought, too! Wonder if we’ll ever get to a time where I hear someone cough and don’t think about Corona?

[RichiesOlderBro]

If Pole’s car starts after 2 years....