S08.E12: Coliesa's Story LIVE CHAT

[Suzywriter]

Younan is taking no prisoners!

[CringeWatcher]

HAHAHAHA “If I take a baseball hat and start hitting you, you want me to slow down or stop?” I know I’ll be using that on my juniors next time they won’t “stop” something or other. Whenever we’re back in school, that is. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You shouldn't smoke if you have a patch on though. 

I love that commercial. I've been known to rewind it and watch it again. That tailor cracks my shit up. 

Oh yea you could die smoking on the patch! I must have misunderstood what he said.

[Hellga]

IF she isn't lying, at the very least she has quit smoking.  It would be awesome if she lost more than the goal weight...

[Squee Bastard]

What a cute doggo!

[String Theory]

I missed it...why can't she do her "walking exercises"?????

She's "kicking butt"? Um, she still looks the same to me.....

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'm feeling really good about my progress"

Cut to Colisea looking distinctly disgruntled. 

She's cut back to three meals a day! 

Which makes me think each meal is triple what it should be.

[snarkish]

How y'all doin', former Before the 90 Days pals who may remember me!

Coming out of lurkdom mid-season because...I've missed several of you and desperately in need of snark, especially this past week! My University and research lab are shutting down, my kid is home from school for three weeks. But the husband with Diabetes and heart issues must report to work, Go figure. 

My eating habit today was two mini slices of pizza (after not having any since December), a few chicken nuggets and chicken Caesar salad, washed down with a bit of Sangria to celebrate (somewhat) our 3rd anniversary today. The worst (for me) meal eaten Since January 1st and down 15 pounds.

This season is KILLING ME! What is with Louisiana this season? I also have hit a new low thinking at least she has on decent slippers and a bra! And she's fairly mobile. But oh, the Oxycodone...let's see how this pans out when the meds discontinue. 

Snark on, my lovelies. After "Zoom"ing all day online with coworkers, I will do my best to at least keep reading!

[Guest]

I feel we're being set up for failure here: "I'm doing great! Not smoking! Eating right! I'm gonna get weight loss surgery FOR SURE!" 

I give it 10 minutes until this house of cards falls. 

[aliya]

I'm bored and went back to reading reddit. Just learned that my regional grocer has set 7-8 am as the hour for seniors (that would be me). Do these people not realize that I retired so I didn't have to be anywhere at 8 am?

We are civilized people out here in fly-over country. None of that screaming and cussing and taking stuff out of others' baskets. I don't need to get my emergency ice cream at 8 am.

[CrazyInAlabama]

How ironic, a birth control commercial for a woman that can use every drug on earth, but not birth control. 

[Minivanessa]

Just now, Squee Bastard said:

What a cute doggo!

And she's sitting on a love seat in a clean and tidy living room. Gotta say, after all those folks who never get off their mattress, it's a nice change.

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sorry but how is the patch as bad as smoking? My husband used it to quit and hasn't had a cigarette in over 10 years

Yes, I disagree with the Dr. there.  The smoke is the worst part of cigarettes, not the nicotine except of course how addictive it is.

[OoogleEyes]

I *wish* my cat would have cleaned his own litterbox!

[Suzywriter]

I have those weights next to me right now! I'm doomed!

 

[poeticlicensed]

Is everyone seeing the musical birth control commercial? How bizarre 

[Snarkastikate]

They always seem to have willing people cleaning out their piss buckets or poop trash bags (as seen on an episode last month) and feeding them right into the grave.  I seriously doubt that my sisters would do the same for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[7EasyPayments]

I miss Kyleena stink face.......... 😢

🤣

[mmecorday]

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I'm in Massachusetts, everything is shut down. Its getting alarming. I'm working from home.  I work at MIT, they're closing the campus. Even the labs are closing. Scary.

We don't have a single case where I live, but everything is shut down. I work for a newspaper and we have a responsibility to keep the public informed about what's going on, so I keep going into work. There are only 13 of us at any given time in the office. We may lock the front door to keep people from coming in off the street.

[DC Gal in VA]

8 minutes ago, Splashes said:

2,9 pounds off! Go me!

So are you the winnah, winnah, unlimited canned tuna fish and mustard dinnahs? I was off by 6 pounds.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

 

Snark on, my lovelies. After "Zoom"ing all day online with coworkers, I will do my best to at least keep reading!

We're all working from home--Zoom, WebEx and Slack. 

And now I'm live chatting with you all, my Pounder peeps! thanks to all the gods in the pantheon for the internet!

[DEG9]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

They always seem to have willing people cleaning out their piss buckets or poop trash bags (as seen on an episode last month) and feeding them right into the grave.  I seriously doubt that my sisters would do the same for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

they also have people willing to feed them until they explode. 

[Chicklet]

Well the nicotine is IN the smoke. So,,,

[fonfereksglen]

2 minutes ago, mk828 said:

I had open heart surgery a little more than a year ago. I refused any opioid pain killers, despite the Dr. and nurses recommending them. Best decision ever. Made me feel so much better. At. first they gave them to me and I felt so sick from them so I was  pissed when I found out what it was they were giving to me. 

Last summer, when my then 76 yo husband had spinal surgery in his neck,  he was offered fentanyl!!!!!!  We both laughed.  

[Caoimhe]

Just now, aliya said:

I'm bored and went back to reading reddit. Just learned that my regional grocer has set 7-8 am as the hour for seniors (that would be me). Do these people not realize that I retired so I didn't have to be anywhere at 8 am?

We are civilized people out here in fly-over country. None of that screaming and cussing and taking stuff out of others' baskets. I don't need to get my emergency ice cream at 8 am.

Our store has "senior shopping" from 5:30 - 7:00 am mid-week.  While I personally am NEVER up later than six (and often as early as four), my husband won't roll out of bed much before 7:00 unless golf is involved.  So I don't think we'll be taking advantage of it.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, DC Gal in VA said:

So are you the winnah, winnah, unlimited canned tuna fish and mustard dinnahs? I was off by 6 pounds.

She's got to receive at least 6 Edwards chocolate pies for that!

[poeticlicensed]

If Coleisa gets the Covid, she's a goner. 

Just coming full circle folks

[mmecorday]

This is what happens when you buy hair tonic from a Brady kid.

[Chicklet]

Oh no, "I dont understand". Maybe it was the hair dye?

[sainte-chapelle]

Well she lost a bit lol

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Younan is taking no prisoners!

Seems like he's putting up with less BS from his patients this season.  I've been less than impressed with most of them, but maybe they're trying to show that not all of his patients are successful....

[Hellga]

She didn't meet her goal but she did lose almost 30 pounds... there is hope for her still.

[Minivanessa]

She "worked so hard" and doesn't understand why she lost only 27 pounds. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she's only lost 27 pounds. Someone's sneaking her the Ho Ho's. 

[Callaphera]

Coliesa, with fake tears in her voice: "I tried."
Doctor Now: "No, you didn't."
Coliesa: "BITCH WHAT YOU SAY."

[88Keys]

Oscar-worthy performance here.

[Squee Bastard]

Oh, she's talking smack to doctor now!

[Splashes]

Shes still eating around 4000 kcal a day.

[mk828]

Feisty! Don't yell at Dr. Now!

[Armchair Critic]

"I don't understand what I did wrong"... here we go......

[sainte-chapelle]

My husband gained weight when he quit smoking but he isn't obese 

[Kid]

Girl got a nasty streak!

[OoogleEyes]

She looks much better with the dark hair

[7EasyPayments]

INCOGNITO !!!!!!!!!

As much as 600 pounds of lard can be !!!!!!!!!!! 🤣

[Callaphera]

"I counted my calories!"

She must be as bad at math as I am. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm already upset! Don't you dare question me!"

She rules her whole family with an iron fist. She either gets mad or she turns on the tears. Dr. Now is not having her histrionics. 

[umgoblue]

Coliesa: Le sigh..."I tried"...someone find my faint chair...

Dr. Now:  intones..."No ya didn't!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[Minivanessa]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

Oh, she's talking smack to doctor now!

Didn't that famous drug addict (Angie?) also talk smack to the doc? 

Edited March 19, 2020 by Jeeves

[Chicklet]

Do we see actual tears?

[snarkish]

Gah...a frustration cryer. I feel ya, Coleisa. I do the same damn thing and I hate it.