S08.E12: Coliesa's Story LIVE CHAT

[PureMantis]

I... have no hope for this episode. I wanted something nice to snark on while the whole city around me shuts down, but this is an even bigger downer.

[Hellga]

Did she really not finish that pie?  Is she a first pountcitipant to leave some food on the plate even before the program?

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR GOD WHAT IS SHE EATING??

Question is what is she NOT eating? Shorter list. 

[Suzywriter]

I hope she at least has a picture with Melvin. They didn't show one.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR GOD WHAT IS SHE EATING??

Be more specific.....at what point????

[Concerned]

I have to do something now before it’s too late. That ship has sailed.

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

While everyone else was looking for toilet rolls and hand sanitizer we went straight for a few cases of wine.  

 

Today was my birthday.

My co-workers got me a six pack of toilet paper and Bounty paper towels.  Best. Gift. Ever.

(Now that's sad)

[mmecorday]

Quote

Giant Edward's frozen pie all to herself.

Those things are so good! But I imagine if I ate a whole one by myself, I'd be reaching for a puke bucket.

[Granny58]

My god, this woman has had a ROUGH life.   Does anyone remember anyone on this show who was a normal size child and gained weight only once an adult?  

[sainte-chapelle]

I love chips and dip, I hover it in and can't stop. Not allowed in my home lol

[mk828]

Louisiana is getting a lot of love this season! 

[String Theory]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Those things are so good! But I imagine if I ate a whole one by myself, I'd be reaching for a puke bucket.

Give her time, she just might.  Where's her red bucket?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, PureMantis said:

I... have no hope for this episode. I wanted something nice to snark on while the whole city around me shuts down, but this is an even bigger downer.

We can root for her...she deserves to get better.

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, String Theory said:

Today was my birthday.

My co-workers got me a six pack of toilet paper and Bounty paper towels.  Best. Gift. Ever.

(Now that's sad)

Happy birthday!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Girl needs therapy not surgery, not yet.

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, String Theory said:

Today was my birthday.

My co-workers got me a six pack of toilet paper and Bounty paper towels.  Best. Gift. Ever.

(Now that's sad)

Happy bday! 

Don’t use it all in one place. 

[Gbb]

Thanks for puking while I’m eating my turkey patty and cauliflower tots, Cholera. 🤢  

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, Hellga said:

Husband abusive and now in jail... I guess not surprising given her family history.  But why have not one, but THREE kids with him?

I thought she had one kid with each relationship?   I could be wrong, and probably am.  At least the first two were different guys, and the third was with the abusive husband (I think), not sure who the fourth kid's father is.  

If you want a real downer, today they diagnosed the first Covid case in this part of the state (lower Alabama), the worst part is the person isn't from here, they came from another state.  I wonder how many people they exposed to the virus?  

Edited March 19, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[DEG9]

10 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

Hi Everyone! I'm new to the Forum and am looking forward to a snark-filled evening!

you certainly picked a good one to start. This is a train wreck from the word 'go'!

Welcome, and snark away. heh

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Louisiana is getting a lot of love this season! 

Bulk discount.

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Granny58 said:

My god, this woman has had a ROUGH life.   Does anyone remember anyone on this show who was a normal size child and gained weight only once an adult?  

I think there were a few who started as teens.  Don't think anyone has started over 18 in order to get to this size...

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Did she really not finish that pie?  Is she a first pountcitipant to leave some food on the plate even before the program?

Tommy didn't finish the chocolate cake last week.

I was surprised.

[Jeeves]

3 minutes ago, Hellga said:

If even a heart attack hasn't scared her into stopping non-stop eating carousel, nothing will.  I call a train wreck.

Yep.

2 minutes ago, PureMantis said:

I... have no hope for this episode. I wanted something nice to snark on while the whole city around me shuts down, but this is an even bigger downer.

I'm having a "ruh roh" moment here. Is this episode about a six-month "journey" because she dies? I'm feeling squiggly over having called her a bitch a few pages back. 

1 minute ago, String Theory said:

Today was my birthday.

My co-workers got me a six pack of toilet paper and Bounty paper towels.  Best. Gift. Ever.

(Now that's sad)

Happy birthday, @String Theory!!!

 

[mellowjoi]

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Today was my birthday.

My co-workers got me a six pack of toilet paper and Bounty paper towels.  Best. Gift. Ever.

(Now that's sad)

That's real love!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Today was my birthday.

My co-workers got me a six pack of toilet paper and Bounty paper towels.  Best. Gift. Ever.

(Now that's sad)

Happy Birthday cheers!

[fonfereksglen]

1 minute ago, mk828 said:

Louisiana is getting a lot of love this season! 

No need to move to Houston, which cuts down on production costs!

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Today was my birthday.

My co-workers got me a six pack of toilet paper and Bounty paper towels.  Best. Gift. Ever.

(Now that's sad)

Happy Birthday!  I know of one store in my area that still had toilet paper on Sunday.  WOnder if they will still have it at the end of the week when I go to replenish milk and produce...

[DropTheSoap]

Eating habit tonight was some sliced ham and cream cheese. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Gbb said:

Thanks for puking while I’m eating my turkey patty and cauliflower tots, Cholera. 🤢  

Keto? I had mock ramen made with shredded cabbage and green onions cooked in chicken broth, topped with avocado, shredded pork, an egg over easy and red pepper flakes. 

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Today was my birthday.

My co-workers got me a six pack of toilet paper and Bounty paper towels.  Best. Gift. Ever.

(Now that's sad)

Happy birthday!!   this will be one you always remember.

 

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Where's her red bucket?

next to the yellow brick road?

[Concerned]

2 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

My god, this woman has had a ROUGH life.   Does anyone remember anyone on this show who was a normal size child and gained weight only once an adult?  

There was one in which the woman joined the Air Force, which requires you not be overweight. She was, however, discharged into her career for gaining weight.

[mmecorday]

I normally love grocery shopping, but seeing the empty shelves makes my anxiety level spike. I know it's because people are buying more than they need, but still.

[String Theory]

Just now, mk828 said:

Louisiana is getting a lot of love this season! 

I lived in Louisiana for awhile, north of New Orleans.  Indeed, there are some interesting people that live there.  (No offense to anyone from LA).  Just quite different from where I grew up on the east coast.

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Bulk discount.

[Chicklet]

Happy Birthday String Theory! Glad you didn't get a red bucket for your day.

[ShoePrincess]

6 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Just was at the grocery store. No TP but plenty of wine

 

Same here. Thankful we have a bidet.

Her story is so sad. I hope something good happens for her, but I'm not optimistic.

 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Girl needs therapy not surgery, not yet.

This one needs Lola, Paradise, Freud AND Sidney Freeman from MASH

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Tommy didn't finish the chocolate cake last week.

And Tommy did start to lose after a slow start.  Let's see if Coliesa will.

[Pepper Mostly]

Happy birthday to you @String Theory. 

And @Squee Bastard, great handle! If I were to join Primetimer today that would have been mine. That or Voodoo Gladys.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Tommy didn't finish the chocolate cake last week.

I was surprised.

I've seen some that out of 12 donuts or muffins, they leave 4 remaining.

[Mary Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

We can root for her...she deserves to get better.

I don't think she thinks so.

[Chicklet]

I need her to change her lipstick color. It's all wrong.

[Ivylady]

675 is my guess. 

[CringeWatcher]

3 minutes ago, Gbb said:

Cholera

You win.  ☑️

[umgoblue]

Now that I am shut in, one would think that I would be on time...Nope!  Last minute meeting that started at the same time.  😞

I can see that I missed an interesting first 20 minutes.

Eating habit:  non-delivered, non-carryout home made pizza...my new reality! 
Lord, help us all!

[7EasyPayments]

@String Theory I know you from the Q !

Happy Birthday ! 🍰

[ams1001]

She's worried about the pain of riding in the car.

She's got pain pills.......

[Caoimhe]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I normally love grocery shopping, but seeing the empty shelves makes my anxiety level spike. I know it's because people are buying more than they need, but still.

Yeah I keep wanting to go sooner because I'm afraid they will be out of more things when we get there.  Even though we have PLENTY of food in the house and are not in need of any toilet roll or cleaning supplies.  It's senseless but I just worry.

[Splashes]

Good evening pounders! It was still showing it as locked for me. My eating habit tonight is roasted veggies. Please of please let this be a snarky episode Ivw had such a terrible day.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Who picked out those awful colors of her make up?     That lipstick looks so bad, and makes her look awful.    Hannah, the daughter, is huge too.