S08.E12: Coliesa's Story LIVE CHAT

[mellowjoi]

My local Texas grocery store Brookshires is offering senior hour and a 5% discount.  It's early but I'm taking advantage of that discount.  I'm hoping there is fresh produce when I get there in the morning.  

[Pepper Mostly]

She counted her calories. Sometimes she lost count, I guess. 

[Callaphera]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:51 AM, Chicklet said:

Do we see actual tears?

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There's a small wet spot on the front of her shirt but I think it might be sweat. 

[suev33 3]

Just say you didn't make weight because its hard!   That will go farther than, i did exactly everything you told me to do.   "Its so goddam hard, Dr. Now!!  But I will try harder!!". Period

[String Theory]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:47 AM, fonfereksglen said:

Last summer, when my then 76 yo husband had spinal surgery in his neck,  he was offered fentanyl!!!!!!  We both laughed.  

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I had kidney surgery last year and they sent me home with 60 oxycodone.  Think I took 2 and gave the rest to the sheriff's office when they had a drug take back.  They couldn't believe I was given that many....... 

[DC Gal in VA]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:46 AM, 7EasyPayments said:

I miss Kyleena stink face.......... 😢

🤣

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Oh yessssss, I love that woman's stink face, makes me laugh every time.

[MelissaMinion]

I love when Dr Now defeats their delusions with math and logic! 

Oh, ho....he has her medical records now!

[Kid]

He still does not know about the hydrocodone???

[7EasyPayments]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:51 AM, Chicklet said:

Do we see actual tears?

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No chips around..........

[ams1001]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:32 AM, Chicklet said:

I lived with no personalized items from the store at the beach and I was traumatized, let me tell you.

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Me, too. 😞 My one consolation is my brother didn't have it much better. I have a "weird" name but he has the less common spelling of a much more common name, so most personalized things have the other spelling. Hehe. 😈

[ShoePrincess]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:44 AM, ThereButFor said:

Which makes me think each meal is triple what it should be.

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I think she's eating the right things, but has a problem with portion control.

 

[88Keys]

"Oh, I'm going to try harder this time for sure."

I thought you said you did everything right?  

[Guest]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:53 AM, Kid said:

He still does not know about the hydrocodone???

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Oh, he will. They would have never introduced that storyline if they weren't going to bring it back up at some other time.

[String Theory]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:52 AM, Callaphera said:

Do we see actual tears?

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She's from LA.... probably "alligator" tears.

Why is she moving to Houston already?

Dr. Now sees right through her.......

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:51 AM, umgoblue said:

Coliesa: Le sigh..."I tried"...someone find my faint chair...

Dr. Now:  intones..."No ya didn't!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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I wonder if she'll pull that one "I'm having a heart attack!" (pretend to faint). that was gold. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord that child feet are filthy! 

[Chicklet]

Mendi...I can't get over that spelling. So wrong. And she's still sitting on her ass.

And her daughter seems bright-worried about the anesthesia.

[Splashes]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:51 AM, mellowjoi said:

My local Texas grocery store Brookshires is offering senior hour and a 5% discount.  It's early but I'm taking advantage of that discount.  I'm hoping there is fresh produce when I get there in the morning.  

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Im very glad publix is still delivering groceries or I dont think Id have any way to actually get food because publix is really big and scary and I cant handle being there and I dont want to go back to the hospital. It would be especially bad with all the people there.

[ams1001]

She didn't even hit her goal to get approved for surgery and daughter is worrying about anesthesia...

[88Keys]

I will give them credit- their house is clean and they are well-dressed.

[String Theory]

Are you bringing those curtain rods?

Hell no, you better just bring the damn Norco!

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm sure the film crew races to Dr. Now Jr, to tell him what's going on with the Hydrocodone.  And then the son tells Dr. Now.  

I bet the house is clean because it's the sister's house.   I bet Coliesa's won't be as nice, unless she brings enough kids to be her personal servants.  

Edited March 19, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Waiting for Chekhov's opiates to go off.

[snarkish]

I have to say this... I have been on a "journey" since January 1st. I watch every damn thing that goes in my mouth. No candy, no soda, no cake/ice cream, fast food, high sodium foods, etc. I am on the scale twice a day. I'm walking close to 10K steps every day or more, and speed walk my neighborhood at every given moment, yesterday I did 4 miles. Dr. Now would probably be disappointed in me as well, as I have "only" lost 15 pounds in 2.5 months. It is HARD. Although most of these people piss me off, I have to say, I am feeling her frustration tonight for some reason. 

[mellowjoi]

Does anyone know where Houston ranks on the fattest cities in America.  I know it used to be close to or at the number one spot.  It just seems like a struggle to move to a new city with new fast food options to lose weight. 

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:56 AM, ams1001 said:

She didn't even hit her goal to get approved for surgery and daughter is worrying about anesthesia...

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Because Colisea is probably always terrorizing her kids by darkly hinting that she could "die on the table". 

[DC Gal in VA]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:52 AM, String Theory said:

I had kidney surgery last year and they sent me home with 60 oxycodone.  Think I took 2 and gave the rest to the sheriff's office when they had a drug take back.  They couldn't believe I was given that many....... 

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 Note to self: ***Find a way to get my mailing address to @String Theory.***  Just kidding!😊

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:56 AM, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm sure the film crew races to Dr. Now Jr, to tell him what's going on with the Hydrocodone.  And then the son tells Dr. Now.  

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You just know the crew is texting him every five minutes "Hydrocodone! No shit! She's having a conniption because she can't find it!"

[aliya]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:52 AM, String Theory said:

I had kidney surgery last year and they sent me home with 60 oxycodone.  Think I took 2 and gave the rest to the sheriff's office when they had a drug take back.  They couldn't believe I was given that many....... 

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You're a wonderful person. I am not. I'm an old hippie and I'd be stashing that oxy for the future. 'Cause you never know... 

On a serious note, I've known a couple of people who needed real pain relief and the doctors gave them a hard time and not the level of relief they needed. I like having a back up in case some doctor tries that with me. 

[Twopper]

well, drat.   First time home in ages for a live chat, and the satellite goes wonky.  I have no idea what is going on.   Not looking forward to social distancing with no tv.

So is this going to be a six month episode because she dies or quits?

[Chicklet]

Coliesa has butt wings, didn't notice that before.

 

Edited March 19, 2020 by Chicklet

[Minivanessa]

  On 3/19/2020 at 1:00 AM, Twopper said:

well, drat.   First time home in ages for a live chat, and the satellite goes wonky.  I have no idea what is going on.   Not looking forward to social distancing with no tv.

So is this going to be a six month episode because she dies or quits?

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Ouch. Not good about the satellite. And, yes, I've wondered why it's going to be six months instead of a year - and those are the only reasons I can think of. 

[88Keys]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:56 AM, CrazyInAlabama said:

 

I bet the house is clean because it's the sister's house.   I bet Coliesa's won't be as nice, unless she brings enough kids to be her personal servants.  

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She seems to be dragging them all along, so yeah.

[umgoblue]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:52 AM, String Theory said:

I had kidney surgery last year and they sent me home with 60 oxycodone.  Think I took 2 and gave the rest to the sheriff's office when they had a drug take back.  They couldn't believe I was given that many....... 

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I didn't like how I felt on them...#29 of the returned.  800mg ibuprofen four times a day and 1000mg tylenol (if I needed it, up to four times a day) worked well enough without the chance of addiction!

[Azubah]

For such a dysfunctional family, they're pretty close. Especially since the kids got separated young.

[ams1001]

She stands up from a chair better than I do...

[Granny58]

I know you like broccoli.  Bulls**t.

[ShortyMac]

Guys, you can make foods taste good without butter, sugar, or flour! *gasp* What a revelation.

[Ivylady]

That chair is doing triple duty. 

Coliesa is such a lazy child. 

[mk828]

I feel your pain! I hate asparagus!! 

[OoogleEyes]

Finally! Someone who can cook!

[Armchair Critic]

OMG she is going to die eating a green vegetable

[Azubah]

That asparagus scene is priceless.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Pounders,
Let's enjoy the respite from the coronavirus and snark on My 600 Pound Life.  No need to anger up the blood when we could be enjoying Coleisa.

[ams1001]

She doesn't know how to eat asparagus? 

You shove it in your mouth and chew, just like anything else. It's not that hard. 

(Though to be fair, I don't like asparagus, either.)

[Pepper Mostly]

For someone who shovels food in indiscriminatly, she's sure being dainty with that asparagus. 

[Kid]

Munt 3

[Snarkastikate]

  On 3/19/2020 at 12:47 AM, fonfereksglen said:

Last summer, when my then 76 yo husband had spinal surgery in his neck,  he was offered fentanyl!!!!!!  We both laughed.  

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I had 2 brain surgeries, a scalp full of staples, no hair and left the hospital with zero pain meds.   But major oral surgery was quite a different matter. They made me take the oxy script even though I said oh come on, not me.  But when the painkillers wore off, YIKES!!  I admit I took the oxy for a few days. 

 

Oh I see she dyed her hair some wierd color, and her children sure are diverse.  Sisters, children......it's gonna take a village for sure.  

Edited March 19, 2020 by Snarkastikate

[Ivylady]

She hasn't lost any weight. Might have gained tbh.

[Armchair Critic]

  On 3/19/2020 at 1:03 AM, Granny58 said:

I know you like broccoli.  Bulls**t.

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She probably likes it buried under cheese