S08.E10: Ashley B.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[Guest]

I'm unconvinced that flat-affect Ashley really misses her kids at all.

[Kid]

OK. She dumps the kids to get rid of the stress. Let’s say she loses her weight, she gets her surgery, what happens when she takes her kids back? Isn’t that going to cause her stress?  What a piece of work she is. Even Dr. Now is telling her her kids should be with her.  He is more concerned about her kids than she is.

Edited March 5, 2020 by Kid

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Badger Cat successfully defended the home from a moving light today (from the sun reflecting off the Apple logo on my laptop). He has devoted the rest of the day to victory naps.

[Splashes]

Just now, StitchPunk said:

Her blue shirt is kinda nice. What are those black lines though? Every shirt has them.

Bra. I think she only has one.

[Chicklet]

I just had two Trader joe's chocolate chip meringues. I feel so naughty but vindicated.

[Armchair Critic]

She'll "try" to bring her kids there 🙄 Sure she will.

[Burning Rubber]

Month 7 weigh in. And she is approved!

[Dianaofthehunt]

Those eyebrows: is that what microblading is?

Edited March 5, 2020 by Dianaofthehunt

[Caoimhe]

Color me shocked.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

I'm unconvinced that flat-affect Ashley really misses her kids at all.

I believe she likes her kids....in theory.

[Callaphera]

Guys, the cat pictures are more entertaining than this episode is. 

My kingdom for someone that pees in Tupperware. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Just now, Dianaofthehunt said:

Those eyebrows: is that what microblading is?

Either bad microblading (the two brows don't match) , or she uses some of those eyebrow kits that look like microblading.  

[hoosiermom]

2 minutes ago, Wanda said:

I do partake in naughty bits lol

sex?

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Callaphera said:

Guys, the cat pictures are more entertaining than this episode is. 

My kingdom for someone that pees in Tupperware. 

Um....wasn't just pee. 

[Strut]

8 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Let me get this right.   She's moving to Houston, and dumping her two kids on her mother again!      I really hate this woman.     THat should help her mother's health issues (sarcastic).    

And I wish she would cover those ginormous boobs up.   

1 hour and 10 minutes into this, and I want to fly to Houston, find Ashley, and bitch slap her into the next century.  

 

What is that she wears? Is it a bra-halter- sling? She can only wear tops that shows it. I wonder if she models for men who like morbidly obese women.

[Poudre]

3 minutes ago, StitchPunk said:

Her blue shirt is kinda nice. What are those black lines though? Every shirt has them.

Bra.

[Dianaofthehunt]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

I believe she likes her kids....in theory.

Some kids are *only* likeable in theory.

[Snarkastikate]

It ain't as though she was really raising those kids anyway, Dr Now.  Honestly, they're better off right where they are.

[StitchPunk]

2 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Bra. I think she only has one.

It's probably expensive so that can make sense. It's probably hard to get her size.

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

I'm unconvinced that flat-affect Ashley really misses her kids at all.

She said she dumped her first child on her mom as a baby because she felt like she was missing out 🙄. She’s probably thinking she’s some child free 19 yo again. Meanwhile, what happened to her mother’s health that she was oh-so-stressed about. 

[mmecorday]

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

[suev33 3]

Another word for stress is...LIFE

[fonfereksglen]

10 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

She's stressed because of finances?   Do your own nails and all those clothes look real expensive.  If I'm wrong, well whatever.....but hey makeup, hair, tats, clothing and best demeanor tell me she may have one of those porn video cameras set up in her bedroom.  

I can't wait for the instagram or facebook or other detectives reveal their searches.  Something has to be there?

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Um....wasn't just pee. 

I think I had successfully blocked that from my memory, thanks for bringing the trauma back up. 

I'm gonna go boop my cat, nap be damned. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Guys, the cat pictures are more entertaining than this episode is. 

My kingdom for someone that pees in Tupperware. 

Tupperware, it's not just for food anymore!  Think of the advertising they could do.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

It ain't as though she was really raising those kids anyway, Dr Now.  Honestly, they're better off right where they are.

I don't disagree. I think Dr. Now doesn't want to let her evade responsibilities claiming it's necessary for weight loss, because it's all stuff she's going to have to deal with at some point.

[umgoblue]

3 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Bra. I think she only has one.

It is my mostest direst hope that she washes that thing EVERY NIGHT!

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

I wish I hadn't drank my hard cider earlier.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

I'm unconvinced that flat-affect Ashley really misses her kids at all.

NO! Say it isn't so! She's such a devoted mother! hahahaha I kill me. 

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

She'll "try" to bring her kids there 🙄 Sure she will.

Well it will probably be very stressful to do that. You know, stress. It could cause emotional eating or a heart attack. 

[suev33 3]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

I hear ya.  I found the Seagrams 7

[fonfereksglen]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

I am ahead of you.  My real world has been brutal today.

[DEG9]

Sad to say, she probably got pregnant because she thought it would make the baby daddy stay with her. She has no ability to judge male attention intentions.  This is scary when it concerns kids. She is likely to bring someone into the house who will do the same thing to them that was done to her.

[Splashes]

@Wanda I hope things go okay and someday they will be able to be semi-independant. I worry about the stress I cause my parents when things were bad and I couldnt speak or really function on my own and turned into a lizard a lot. Though I am at least able to live on my own again. Im sure he appreciates what you do even if he cant articulate it.

Edited March 5, 2020 by Splashes

[Carboncat]

12 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

The ironic part is that the 600 pound person usually has the least of the "stress" because they don't have to drive and the other people are responsible for checking them in and always carry their luggage or move them in. 

A lot of these folks ARE like luggage.  The families ought to rent a u-haul trailer and spare everyone the trying-to-slam-the-passenger-door-shut scenes, the "Ow, my Legs! bitching and close ups of the pounticipant trying to squirt mayo onto their burger(s) while whining that  they've got to find a motel because they are in so much Pain.

I can only imagine the smells in these vehicles.  I hope for the crew's sake that the onboard cameras are remote.

Edited March 5, 2020 by Carboncat
Amber cat broke "n" key

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Tupperware, it's not just for food anymore!  Think of the advertising they could do.

And the Tupperware parties.

[88Keys]

I'm going to make a cup of hot tea.  And throw in some apple pie liqueur. Probably shouldn't have anything stronger, since I'm technically still on painkillers.  

I also think I'll work on my business records.  Because that is more entertaining than this episode.

[Splashes]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

This and last season in a nutshell

[Pepper Mostly]

Jazz holding court to weep and moan for the edification of her entire family, who all look so completely over it, is killing me. I am slain. 

[Strut]

I’ve never watched I am Jazz is it about drama crying?

[Callaphera]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

Most people are panic-buying toilet paper, pasta, and tomato sauce because of the COVID-19 upcoming zombie apocalypse. Me? I went to the liquor store and got vodka. Priorities, y'all. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

Shit, I thought that was Twitney for a sec!

[7EasyPayments]

More annoying?

Jazz or the Little Bites kid? 🤣

[Guest]

"Munts." 

You've been hanging around with Dr Now too much, Ashley.

[Hellga]

Hi there!  I just joined after driving all the way back from Boston... better late than never!  I will jump in now, and then catch up later.   She seems to be working out - must not be a sad sack like we had for the last couple weeks!

Eating habit is meatless today, because Lent.  Salad, buckwheat and falafel for lunch, pesto pasta and salad for dinner - though I will have a piece of cheese, too.

[DEG9]

She takes passive-aggressive to the next level. 

[Callaphera]

Just now, Strut said:

I’ve never watched I am Jazz is it about drama crying?

And cold shoulder shirts. 

[mmecorday]

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I am ahead of you.  My real world has been brutal today.

Sorry to hear this. My girlfriend brought me a case of my favorite wine from a recent trip to visit her family. Wish I could share some with you!

[umgoblue]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

OMG, I was thinking the same thing.  This episode is very slow.  Time for me to actually consume calories, instead of the oxygen and mouth water I have been subsisting off of to watch this episode.

[DEG9]

Just now, 7EasyPayments said:

More annoying?

Jazz or the Little Bites kid? 🤣

yes. heh

[hoosiermom]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

Well, I can't drink but I'm considering taking my night meds early!