S08.E10: Ashley B.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[hoosiermom]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Y'all are entertaining AF, but this episode is boring. I'm gonna get my some wine.

Well, I can't drink but I'm considering taking my night meds early!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Strut said:

I’ve never watched I am Jazz is it about drama crying?

Pretty much. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

Shit, I thought that was Twitney for a sec!

I was thinking the same thing!  She could be her twin!

[mmecorday]

I see Olive Garden dressing!

 

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:

More annoying?

Jazz or the Little Bites kid? 🤣

The correct answer is: "What does the dishwasher even do?" kid. 

[Snarkastikate]

Wow that's one hell of a workout outfit!!!   Yikers!  I think she's making this show a big advertisement for her porn website business.   

[Pepper Mostly]

She misses her children. Oh Ashley. You are such a damn liar. 

[DropTheSoap]

All these things that she can do...when she doesn't have to babysit...her own kids.

[Splashes]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I see Olive Garden dressing!

 

Its the best thing at olive garden!

[Hellga]

Just now, Callaphera said:

The correct answer is: "What does the dishwasher even do?" kid. 

I raise you the "Am I cute?  I think I am!" Kid!

[Concerned]

4 minutes ago, DEG9 said:

Sad to say, she probably got pregnant because she thought it would make the baby daddy stay with her. She has no ability to judge male attention intentions.  This is scary when it concerns kids. She is likely to bring someone into the house who will do the same thing to them that was done to her.

She may not have realized she was pregnant until the baby was born. I doubt she was “showing.” And she’s probably always a little sick.

[Pepper Mostly]

She has nice clothes. She's not slopping around in some old torn stained man's T shirt. She has Outfits. Porn all day and twice on Sunday. 

[Guest]

And now we've reached our "scared and nervous" portion of the story.

[Carboncat]

• I'm 102 lbs, but on the high side of 55 years.
• I would never wear a bra-top.
• (I don't know what these dots on the left of my sentences are about)

[DEG9]

Just now, Concerned said:

She may not have realized she was pregnant until the baby was born. I doubt she was “showing.” And she’s probably always a little sick.

both times?

[Snarkastikate]

Either a big medical problem or......maybe she's pregnant again?

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Concerned said:

She may not have realized she was pregnant until the baby was born. I doubt she was “showing.” And she’s probably always a little sick.

That would qualify her for another TLC show, I didn't know I was pregnant.

[Callaphera]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I raise you the "Am I cute?  I think I am!" Kid!

I'll see your raise and toss in Twatney bleating about sacrificing her best friend for the man she loves, with bonus back sweat during the proposal. 

Edited March 5, 2020 by Callaphera

[Suzywriter]

Jazz is starting to look oddly bulky, with a too-short head. What is going wrong? 

[Kid]

What a fucking drama queen. If you can’t get the surgery,  you just stay on the diet and will continue to lose weight.  These people see the surgery as the end-all and be-all.

[StitchPunk]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

I raise you the "Am I cute?  I think I am!" Kid!

I thought those were the same annoying kid.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Concerned said:

She may not have realized she was pregnant until the baby was born. I doubt she was “showing.” And she’s probably always a little sick.

Toilet baby!

[fonfereksglen]

11 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

I believe she likes her kids....in theory.

Like Michelle Duggar actually knows the names of her j'children?

[mmecorday]

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Its the best thing at olive garden!

This is way off topic, but a couple years ago. the OG had on its menu a really big meatball that you could order to go with a regular menu item. Intrigued, I ordered it. And when it got to my table, I could not eat that thing because it looked like a baby's head emerging from the birth canal. Call me crazy, but I can't eat something that looks like a bloody baby head!

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

And now we've reached our "scared and nervous" portion of the story.

It's only 20 some minutes until the inspirational park scene. 

[Caoimhe]

6 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Most people are panic-buying toilet paper, pasta, and tomato sauce because of the COVID-19 upcoming zombie apocalypse. Me? I went to the liquor store and got vodka. Priorities, y'all. 

But you can make hand sanitizer with vodka!

[Gbb]

Why is she incapable of covering her breastises?? 😫

[hoosiermom]

2 minutes ago, Carboncat said:

• I'm 102 lbs, but on the high side of 55 years.
• I would never wear a bra-top.
• (I don't know what these dots on the left of my sentences are about)

Your "dots" are one of the funniest things of the evening.

[dreadfulLeigh]

4 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

All these things that she can do...when she doesn't have to babysit...her own kids.

 

[DEG9]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

What a fucking drama queen. If you can’t get the surgery,  you just stay on the diet and will continue to lose weight.  These people see the surgery as the end-all and be-all.

But it's their last chance!!!

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, ThereButFor said:

But you can make hand sanitizer with vodka!

And its more drinkable that way too after the virus crisis.

[MrsClaus]

Dr. Now wants to see her because they recalibrated the scales and they weighed everyone to light.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

I was thinking the same thing!  She could be her twin!

I thought that too!

[Guest]

I swear to god, I almost commented that Ashley was going to get pregnant the minute she lost a lot of weight. But then I got caught up and didn't.

And HERE WE ARE.

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Jazz is starting to look oddly bulky, with a too-short head. What is going wrong? 

Resembling her mother. 😉

[Carboncat]

Just now, Concerned said:

She may not have realized she was pregnant until the baby was born. I doubt she was “showing.” And she’s probably always a little sick.

I've heard these stories for nearly 50 years about fat women who don't realise they are pregnant.

Maybe if someone is mentally slow...but for repeat mom Ashley I don't buy it at all.

It's the way she thinks of stuff just happening 'to" her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Jazz is starting to look oddly bulky, with a too-short head. What is going wrong? 

Jazz is packing on the pounds.  Give her time and she'll be a poundticipant.  She's stressed and anxious so she's well on her way.

I would be happy at this point if Whitney sacrificed  her friend to satan if that would make her shut up about it.

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Jazz is starting to look oddly bulky, with a too-short head. What is going wrong? 

Oh there's a whole lot going on there.  Big drama queen, judging by the commercials that show her crying in every episode.  Wonder how much attention her poor siblings get. 

[Strut]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She has nice clothes. She's not slopping around in some old torn stained man's T shirt. She has Outfits. Porn all day and twice on Sunday. 

What is it with the boobs? Surely no one at Docs office would be interested. Maybe she thinks it is an area to be highlighted.

[Callaphera]

2 minutes ago, ThereButFor said:

But you can make hand sanitizer with vodka!

And molotov cocktails for when the zombies come pounding on my door for the stash of toilet paper I'm now sitting on. 

[Chicklet]

I worked with a pediatrician who didn't know she was pregnant til she was 7 months along. It happens.

My grandmother said the same thing but she was crazy so ...

[ams1001]

I have mint chocolate chip ice cream. But it's "all natural" (Turkey Hill), so it's okay.

There's a yogurt called "Oui" that comes in cute little glass cups, and they have a few flavors that come in two-packs of smaller cups. (The yogurt was okay, but not enough to get again.) I saved two of the little ones to use for ice cream. And I use a smaller spoon to eat it, just because.

[Hellga]

She lost more weight than required, that's a good sign!

[ams1001]

14 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

I wish I hadn't drank my hard cider earlier.

I wish I had added some rum to my ginger beer.

[mmecorday]

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I would be happy at this point if Whitney sacrificed  her friend to satan if that would make her shut up about it.

"This program contains depictions of bloody human sacrifice. Viewer discretion is advised."

[umgoblue]

Pregnant? Who is hittin that already?!??!  She just moved there?!

[Guest]

In three to six months, she'll have lost enough weight to not need WLS anymore. 

Also, isn't IBS diagnosed with a colonoscopy and not endoscopy?

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I have mint chocolate chip ice cream. But it's "all natural" (Turkey Hill), so it's okay.

There's a yogurt called "Oui" that comes in cute little glass cups, and they have a few flavors that come in two-packs of smaller cups. (The yogurt was okay, but not enough to get again.) I saved two of the little ones to use for ice cream. And I use a smaller spoon to eat it, just because.

I always eat pudding, custard, ice cream and such with demitasse spoons. Makes me feel fancy 💁‍♀️

[Splashes]

That bra looks kinda uncomfortable granted I dont have much for tits but still.

[Caoimhe]

Ashley, NONE of that food is on plan!!