S09.E16: Meet Rinna Jayne

[TV Diva Queen]

10 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

Good grief Kim, we have already said "good day" to you.

Go climb back over the cement guardrail into to woods to nowhere and do not come back thru the bushes in your sisters yard for a "filming" opportunity.

This made me laugh out loud in the L train. I love a “good day” joke. Anytime. Any place. 

[ivygirl]

27 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

I thought it was pretty *unty of Rinna to confront Kim like that.  Kim was cordial to her when she walked into the party, so it was in poor taste for Rinna to bring it up.  Her attempted EJ persona was ridiculous.  

If I were Erika I’d be pretty upset that Rinna was using my persona to be such a jerk to people. When Kim said something to the effect of, “I don’t think Erika would act like that,” I think she was right. Erika can be nasty but I don’t think she’d be loaded for bear like that. It doesn’t seem to be her style. Also, she uses “*unty” in a sort of playful way. I can’t see her calling someone that in the “serious” way, like Rinna did. ETA: if I recall correctly, Erika was always very nice to Kim. 

Edited May 29, 2019 by ivygirl

[ivygirl]

2 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

It’s the new thing.  “I’m so beautiful and good in bed that my husband has to have sex every day”  syndrome.  Lol.

I can’t tell if this horse race is preferable to puppygate or not 🤣

2 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Yeah, I forgot that Denise is good friends with Rinna. My opinion of Denise is plummeting....

Yeah, this double hitter of defending Rinna and re-seeing the preview of her being chummy with Brandi hasn’t thrilled me. She’s had some good moments on the show but at this point, given the above and the unending sex and Charlie talk, I’m not hopeful that she’ll remain all that fun to watch. 

[Lady of nod]

2 hours ago, FlyingEgret said:

Was I the only one confused as to why Denise was yelling at Kim to let it go when Rinna was the one to bring it up again???

She said Rhinna was a very close friend of hers. That finished her for me. I liked her at first, then got tired of hearing about Charlie and happy endings. Now I'm done. She should have stayed out of the Rhinna/ Kim drama, and anyone who's close with bag of nasty bones I have no use for.

The only thing Kim ever did that I enjoyed was giving that bunny back. There is no way I would want anything with Rhinna's vibes around my grandchild. I don't think Rhinna was hurt - I think she was embarrassed. Fuck her. Seeing her do her Erika thing last night was disturbing, bordering on psychopathic.

And of course Camille wasn't going to go after LVP in people magazine. Their outrage about this was ridiculous. Such mean girl junior high mentality. They're pissed they didn't have LVP at the wedding to attack,

This show used to be my second favorite HW show after RHONY. They've pretty much lost me now.. There needs to be at least one person on a franchise that i like to see to make it enjoyable. Without LVP this is total shite.

[VedaPierce]

9 hours ago, langford peel said:

That’s exactly right.

Without LVP they don’t have a show.

That’s why they have to import storylines.

....aaand....bring back Bunny Beefs from reunions of long ago! Really? This is all they got? Sigh...I see that I’ve really missed nothing since deleting from my DVR 3 or 4 episodes ago. Congratulations morons, you ruined the show. 

[Gem 10]

9 minutes ago, Lady of nod said:

She said Rhinna was a very close friend of hers. That finished her for me. I liked her at first, then got tired of hearing about Charlie and happy endings. Now I'm done. She should have stayed out of the Rhinna/ Kim drama, and anyone who's close with bag of nasty bones I have no use for.

The only thing Kim ever did that I enjoyed was giving that bunny back. There is no way I would want anything with Rhinna's vibes around my grandchild. I don't think Rhinna was hurt - I think she was embarrassed. Fuck her. Seeing her do her Erika thing last night was disturbing, bordering on psychopathic.

And of course Camille wasn't going to go after LVP in people magazine. Their outrage about this was ridiculous. Such mean girl junior high mentality. They're pissed they didn't have LVP at the wedding to attack,

This show used to be my second favorite HW show after RHONY. They've pretty much lost me now.. There needs to be at least one person on a franchise that i like to see to make it enjoyable. Without LVP this is total shite.

Great post.

[mwell345]

1 hour ago, snarts said:

Kyle was only quiet because Mauricio was sitting next to her. Camille owns some fantastic properties. 

IIRC, season one - Kyle was telling Mauricio all about her fights with Camille - and Mauricio seemed like he wanted Kyle to make up with Camille - I always thought it was because he didn't want to burn that bridge, property-wise.

[Koalagirl]

12 hours ago, Thumper said:

Wow; at my clinic you go home after the mammo.  If you get a call, that's not good -- back for more intensive mammos.  If you get a letter or email, you are in the clear. Have never spoken directly with the radiologist!  Guess it pays to be a celebrity on TV.

The women's center I go to has you wait until the radiologist reads the films.  There have been several times I've been called back into the room and had more taken.  And if necessary they bring me into another room where a technician and then the radiologist will do a sonogram to see if they can correllate what they think they saw on the film with what they're seeing on the sonogram.  So I get my results right away.  Its a blessing for someone like Kyle who is so neurotic. 

[Gem 10]

32 minutes ago, VedaPierce said:

That’s exactly right.

 Without LVP they don’t have a show.

That’s why they have to import storylines.

Like them or not, LVP and Bethenny Frankel are the show, IMO.  Without them .. down hill.  IMO anyhow.

[Carolina Girl]

12 hours ago, sunshine23 said:

Everything these women say about each other can be said about them as well. As my mom used to say, "Don't be fooled. If they're talking about ________with you, they're taking about you to __________."

I had a wise mother, too.....

[mytmo]

Kyle has been looking awfully desperate with the ridiculous make out session back stage after the concert, pouring herself into a bunny costume and her constant call out about her big boobs.  Your quest for MILFdom is tired and you still cannot elicit any interest to watch your life.

[SweetieDarling]

No comments about Kyle breaking the zipper on the bunny costume? oh, I'm sorry, the zipper broke, not at all Kyle's fault, even though it looked like she exhaled, after, finally, getting it zipped, and the middle section of the zipper popped open. jmo

[esco1822]

For all the talk of what a manipulator/gaslighter LVP is, she can take pointers from Rinna. Camille talks about Dorit but Rinna keeps it to herself until Camille pisses her off. So now she tells Dorit that terrible things were said about her by Camille (BTW props to Kim's "I will find out what's going on") but won't actually say what they are.  Rinna has completely set Dorit up to confront Camille while her hands stay clean. Can't wait to see that sh*t eating grin on her face when Dorit blows up. #ownit

[PerPlexied]

11 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

WHAT?!!? I'm not taking sides on the LVP vs The World. But one thing I respect and admire about LVP, is her dedication and compassion for animals and putting hundreds of thousands of dollars into animal rescue/welfare. 

None of these other bitches do $hit to follow the mantra of giving back to society in appreciation of your riches. And Rinna doing a once a year soup kitchen thing for homeless doesn't matter. Those homeless people are still homeless after their dinner.

I'm not attacking, but things like this are why fans have made discussing this show toxic. 

First, just because the other women aren't bashing us over the head with whatever charity work they do doesn't mean they don't do it. 

Second, people complain when RHOBH has "petty drama" and just want fun and lifestyle porn. But now the show about rich people means we should complain when they spend money? 

It's all so exhausting. 

[AttackTurtle]

Rinna just showed bad taste all around in this episode.  If she is really the reason that Kyle took the mammogram today, then she really has no boundaries.  I don’t even tell people when I go in for a mammogram anymore.  I text my husband when it’s over and I’m in the clear.  Having gone thru, BC, I have no desire to put anyone else thru that anxiety.    And you absolutely know that day if something is wrong.  They don’t just just take a pic and send you out.  They will have images taken again and you’ll likely get an ultrasound.  When you see that you’re the only one going thru these hoops, it’s pretty obvious.

Second, who the hell goes to a party for someone’s daughter and chooses to insult a family member?  When you go to someone’s home, it’s generally a bad idea to attack s family member of the guest of honor and the host.

Can Rinna crawl any further up Erika’s ass?

And again, it pains me to compliment Kyle, but she is a good mom.  All of those sisters seem so close.  And Farrah is a gorgeous girl.

Edited May 29, 2019 by AttackTurtle

[KungFuBunny]

13 hours ago, Thumper said:

Wow; at my clinic you go home after the mammo.  If you get a call, that's not good -- back for more intensive mammos.  If you get a letter or email, you are in the clear. Have never spoken directly with the radiologist!  Guess it pays to be a celebrity on TV.

Actually on the East Coast it's pretty much the same as what they showed. You go in, take the photos, go back out to the waiting room and then you get called back in to speak with both the doctor and the person who is an expert on reading the film (sorry don't know what this person is called is it radiologist?) This is done more old school with the film up on a white wall with lights behind it and they go over everything.

I am surprised that they didn't use the latest machine. It is like a massage table. You lie face down and there is an opening/hole with a clear shield for your boob. The device that takes the x-rays is under the table and it rotates around the opening shield. No squishing pancake titties and no awkward lean forward on your tippy toes and freeze instructions. Oh and it's 3D.

Edited May 29, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny]

13 hours ago, JD5166 said:

I didn’t know you got your mammo results right away now. I had a bi-lateral mastectomy 12 years ago due to a small mass, so I went all in to make sure it never came back. I never acted like Kyle, even after the call telling me I had cancer, even on my way to the operating room, even today I still rarely even talk about it. I am only talking about it now because she drives me insane spazzing out about every little headache that comes her way - all the whole injecting botulism into her face and probably any other orifice she can think of. Just shut up Kyle! 

Where is Harry’s swastica armband? Hmmmmm

I think Kyle has been like this from an early age. It's learned behavior - act out, everything has a dramatical flair, every ache is traumatic - it's how she got attention from mom and helped seal her place in the family dynamic.

[esco1822]

8 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Actually on the East Coast it's pretty much the same as what they showed. You go in, take the photos, go back out to the waiting room and then you get called back in to speak with both the doctor and the person who is an expert on reading the film (sorry don't know what this person is called is it radiologist?) This is done more old school with the film up on a white wall with lights behind it and they go over everything.

Can't say this is my experience in NJ. Typically they only call with bad news, I had to sign a form requesting a phone call (24-48 hours after) saying everything was clear. If you don't sign that form, they just mail you a letter telling you everything is fine. The tech who did my scans called me, I never spoke to a doctor or radiologist. This whole process is somewhat scary. I'd have felt a lot better with your or Kyle's experience.  

[KungFuBunny]

12 hours ago, FlyingEgret said:

Why does Kim have to sneak through the bushes to get to her sister's party???

Because it was the closest path once she jumped over the highway concrete barrier?

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

Can't say this is my experience in NJ. Typically they only call with bad news, I had to sign a form requesting a phone call (24-48 hours after) saying everything was clear. If you don't sign that form, they just mail you a letter telling you everything is fine. The tech who did my scans called me, I never spoke to a doctor or radiologist. This whole process is somewhat scary. I'd have felt a lot better with your or Kyle's experience.  

Go to Sloan Kettering - this is how they do the exams at their locations and I'm pretty sure there are some offices in NJ.

There is a wait time after they take the photos as the radiologist and doctor confer before meeting with the patient

[gritz]

Mauricio scoping out Farrah's ass after hugging her...ICK. 

The various shots of the woman dressed as a cop...*snicker*. I see you editors.

Two personas and a style squad, and that's how Erika dresses for a costume party? She's so basic.

If Denise isn't going to put the pipe down and follow what's actually going on, then she should shut her piehole.

As usual, TMCFR was the scariest one there.

[Dutchgirl]

2 hours ago, ivygirl said:

I can’t tell if this horse race is preferable to puppygate or not 🤣

Yeah, this double hitter of defending Rinna and re-seeing the preview of her being chummy with Brandi hasn’t thrilled me. She’s had some good moments on the show but at this point, given the above and the unending sex and Charlie talk, I’m not hopeful that she’ll remain all that fun to watch. 

Denise is stuck in the 80s. Glam rock, mullets, and reckless sex. Considering Rinna hasn't changed her hair or clothes in 30+ years, it's no surprise they found each other. 

Edited May 29, 2019 by Dutchgirl

[langford peel]

Denise lost me permanently this episode. It’s obvious that she is a ride or die friend of Lisa Rinna which makes her an enemy of humanity..

i will not be cutting her any slack. She is obviously a stupid bimbo who got along on her looks. The prototypical actress. Empty Headed and stupid.

Shut you pie hole Denise.

[KungFuBunny]

12 hours ago, Thumper said:

I think Kyle looks good in her Playboy Bunny costume.  Wow!

The Ferris wheel excess is what I look for in these shows.  (Not all the fighting.) 😜

I thought they all looked great.

Kyle should have had her person add a black halter ribbon to the costume so she didn't have to keep yanking it up.

I thought everyone's  makeup was awesome - so much better than the brokeback wedding stuff Camille had. Her poor mother had to stand to get some lip gloss.

Teddi and Edwin looked great in their Suicide Squad costumes. Teddi has no hips she's like a 2 by 6 board.

PK should have been carrying a black fan. Loved Dorit's makeup.

Loved Erika's Cat makeup too

The only ones whose costumes I thought were meh - were Aaron, Mauricio, and Kim

The one story I don't believe is Mauricio having to go back to the costume store to get another bunny outfit for Kyle. If you're spending this much money on the party, you're trying to convince me that a messenger coudn't have delivered the upsized outfit? Pffft

[breezy424]

6 hours ago, renatae said:

Yes, but she had to be sure to blabber to anyone who might have missed it, her fable about the construction workers.

Also, she mentioned LVP going along with her to a mammogram and supporting her. I remember that and it just brings home again what a crappy so-called friend she's been to LVP who supported her many times through the years. She doesn't seem the least bit sad. Anyone who could find friendships with the likes of Rinna, Erika and Faye fulfilling puzzles me.

And Kyle was the one who convinced LVP to get a mammogram and went with her for support.

[RealHousewife]

45 minutes ago, PerPlexied said:

I'm not attacking, but things like this are why fans have made discussing this show toxic. 

First, just because the other women aren't bashing us over the head with whatever charity work they do doesn't mean they don't do it. 

Second, people complain when RHOBH has "petty drama" and just want fun and lifestyle porn. But now the show about rich people means we should complain when they spend money? 

It's all so exhausting. 

Love this post.

True about the charity work. One reason I really admire LVP is how much she gives back, but we don’t know for a fact that the others don’t quietly.

I do not have the wealth these women have, but I still give back what I can. Most people have no idea I do. 

ITA about the lifestyle as well. I’ll admit there are some things I think are stupid no matter how rich you are, like those $25,000 sunglasses from season 2. Someone correct me it I got the amount wrong! But I like seeing their fabulous parties, gorgeous kitchens, luxury cars, etc. 

[dmeets]

Sorry (not sorry) Dorit, but Teddi and Edwin owned you in the couples costume department.

Rinna's exhausting most of the time but I'll give her this, her friendships that predate the show seem pretty genuine (Eileen, Denise). Normally I'd find Rinna's EJ act distasteful, but I'll never side with Kim, ever.

I really don't miss LVP at all.

[RealHousewife]

2 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

And Kyle was the one who convinced LVP to get a mammogram and went with her for support.

That’s what I remember too. 

[esco1822]

Camille got to blog this week:

"Rather than being happy for me, they found a pretext for condemning me just hours after my nuptials. The origin of their derision was a People Magazine article in which I gave the interview a week before my wedding in which I acknowledged Lisa’s words of encouragement to take the leap into marriage. I guess it has come to the point that one cannot say nice things about Lisa without betraying the Puppygate Girl Gang. It appears that any positive words about LVP will put one in the doghouse, if not a kill shelter. This is surprising since some have been trying for weeks to get back in her good graces."

[KungFuBunny]

12 hours ago, Thumper said:

I'm not blind to LVP's issues (not a fan of how she treated Eileen), but honestly -- a destination wedding in Hawaii -- with people who are out to get her????  I wouldn't go. Camille needs to understand that.  It's a loooong way to go with no one to hang out with.  Ugh. 

Yes - it was a "destination" wedding but the location was Hawaii not the Fyre Festival.

LVP could easily have shown up to the wedding, congratulated the bride and groom and then gone off somewhere else on Hawaii with Ken or her newest pet Sessa

I thought it was incredibly rude for LVP not to RSVP for the Bridal Shower OR for Camille's wedding. She then had to have Camille over to her new kitchen to tell her she wasn't going. Then she gets Giggy2.0 and Sessa and goes off to take the fakePoly.

[Dutchgirl]

Denise, you daft fucking burnout, try to keep up sweetie. Rinna just called Kim a cunt out of the blue. Kim is reacting, as anyone would. Rinna's one-sided "feud" with Kim is all she has. She should have been shoved in a cab and not invited back, show or no show. Kyle is weak. 

[Nicmar]

14 hours ago, sunshine23 said:

Amen sister.

Everything these women say about each other can be said about them as well. As my mom used to say, "Don't be fooled. If they're talking about ________with you, they're taking about you to __________."

Why is Erika so surprised Tom won't go to a party? He doesn't want to be seen with her. I don't blame him.

Isn't Rinna afraid her implants will explode during her mamogram? If I were the radiology tech, I'd duck and cover. You're not supposed to wear deoderant, lotion, or anything during a mammogram so how can Kyle suddenly get one? BFB; Big f'in baby. What doesn't haunt her?

Isn't she raising her daughters to be like that. Scared of everything? Fearful of everything? 

[islandgal140]

Can a person just walk in without a doctor's referral or prescription and just get a mammo? Not in my neck of the woods. Don't they need prior breast scans to compare the recent ones to? Wouldn't they need your records? 

I had my first mammo last year and boy was that an emotional roller coaster. Got a 'script from my doc to go to some breast care center. Days later, I'm told they possibly see something but can't tell because I have dense breast tissue so I need another script to go to the premiere breast care hospital because they have more advanced equipment. Do that and they tell me I will need a biopsy because it looks "suspicious." They radiologist actually did come and talk to me the same day. 

At this point, I am indeed freaking out. My friends and co-workers (one of whom is a survivor) was so freaking supportive. One even came with me the day of.  Two weeks later, I go for my Biopsy. So nervous! One weird thing that happened was that after the radiologists actually took me into their back office workspace, which literally looked like something out of a CIA blackops operation. Just dark, with tons of screens. She actually showed me the images of my extracted tissue and told me it looked fine. Of course, it would need to be looked at by a pathologist but it looked completely benign. THAT. WAS. OUT. OF. THE.ORDINARY. Even the nurse told me it was but I was so grateful. 3 days later I get the official call that everything was fine. PHEW!!

Back to regularly scheduled programming.

While her costume was the very definition of basic, Kyle looked great. Congrats to her for getting her body to a place where she feels more comfortable in her own skin and can be on screen in such revealing clothing. I remember in earlier seasons when she  refused to be seen on camera in a swimsuit and stayed in caftans and mumus because she felt fat. 

11 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

EVERYthing gives you anxiety, Kyle.

I don't fault her for her freak-out this episode but sometimes I am amazed by what doesn't give her anxiety. For instance, driving down the street with semis and trucks in that glorified golf cart with her precious daughter who still sleeps in bed with her and gets carried to breakfast. 

I think I mentioned a few weeks ago, that I don't mind Rinna for the most part and the only time I avidly dislike her is in situations with Kim. Welp, I hate the bitch this week. 

I feel dirty saying this but I liked PK's costume the most. Very original but how stupid to pay that much for a wig. Dorit mentioned they paid hundreds for it.

Speaking of, WTF is Kyle doing paying $615 for playboy bunny costume (that Mauricio wound up destroying anyway) and like $40+ bucks for a white fluffy tail. Just dumb waste of money. 

Denise lost points this episode trying to cape for Rinna when Rinna was in the wrong and she didn't even know what the shit was about. Rinna was the one bringing up old shit. Plus, I'm starting to think about that old saying: people who talk about sex too much probably aren't having it. 

[Gem 10]

13 hours ago, ridethemaverick said:

I'm so sick of hearing 20 bleeps every episode because she doesn't know any other words but fuck or fucking. I curse, too, obviously, but enough already. She's inarticulate and has the nerve to be boring on top of it.

Denice goes by her looks, her sex talk and Charlie.  Now she’s in training to be a mean girl.

[dosodog]

17 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Yes - it was a "destination" wedding but the location was Hawaii not the Fyre Festival.

LVP could easily have shown up to the wedding, congratulated the bride and groom and then gone off somewhere else on Hawaii with Ken or her newest pet Sessa

I thought it was incredibly rude for LVP not to RSVP for the Bridal Shower OR for Camille's wedding. She then had to have Camille over to her new kitchen to tell her she wasn't going. Then she gets Giggy2.0 and Sessa and goes off to take the fakePoly.

Who knows, it could have been the Frye Festival.

It's not like the Starks were given a heads up it was going to be a Red Wedding and not a White Wedding.

 

 

Edited May 29, 2019 by dosodog
Hey little sister

[langford peel]

11 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Love this post.

True about the charity work. One reason I really admire LVP is how much she gives back, but we don’t know for a fact that the others don’t quietly.

I do not have the wealth these women have, but I still give back what I can. Most people have no idea I do. 

I have to respectfully disagree. None of these worthless bitches are humble or reticent in claiming credit. They would demand full credit and acclaim for anything they might do.

Remember how Teddi wanted a parade for riding a bike to raise money for Vanderpump Dogs. She wanted a freaking parade.

Lisa Vanderpump’s charitable endeavors would be double the combined total of the rest of them. Otherwise we would have heard about it chapter and verse.

[RealHousewife]

7 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

Denise lost points this episode trying to cape for Rinna when Rinna was in the wrong and she didn't even know what the shit was about. Rinna was the one bringing up old shit. Plus, I'm starting to think about that old saying: people who talk about sex too much probably aren't having it. 

That’s typically what I think too, but I’m not sure with Denise. Looking at her and Aaron, you’d expect them to be healthy in that area. She definitely brags like that unattractive guy who has to let everyone know he got laid though. 

Much as I like her, the nonstop sex talk is annoying. I wonder if her whole identity is being a sex symbol so she’s trying to keep that image? I only saw a bit of her old reality show, and the episode I remember brought up her being in Playboy and her nephew seeing it and her nude scenes. 

I don’t fault her too much for talking about Charlie because he is a huge part of her life. I don’t think it means she’s got feelings for him or that she’s riding on his coattails. With the happy endings, hanky panky, biggest penis ever talk, all that is tmi and not necessary. 

[njbchlover]

19 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

Can a person just walk in without a doctor's referral or prescription and just get a mammo? Not in my neck of the woods. Don't they need prior breast scans to compare the recent ones to? Wouldn't they need your records? 

I had my first mammo last year and boy was that an emotional roller coaster. Got a 'script from my doc to go to some breast care center. Days later, I'm told they possibly see something but can't tell because I have dense breast tissue so I need another script to go to the premiere breast care hospital because they have more advanced equipment. Do that and they tell me I will need a biopsy because it looks "suspicious." They radiologist actually did come and talk to me the same day. 

At this point, I am indeed freaking out. My friends and co-workers (one of whom is a survivor) was so freaking supportive. One even came with me the day of.  Two weeks later, I go for my Biopsy. So nervous! One weird thing that happened was that after the radiologists actually took me into their back office workspace, which literally looked like something out of a CIA blackops operation. Just dark, with tons of screens. She actually showed me the images of my extracted tissue and told me it looked fine. Of course, it would need to be looked at by a pathologist but it looked completely benign. THAT. WAS. OUT. OF. THE.ORDINARY. Even the nurse told me it was but I was so grateful. 3 days later I get the official call that everything was fine. PHEW!!

Back to regularly scheduled programming.

While her costume was the very definition of basic, Kyle looked great. Congrats to her for getting her body to a place where she feels more comfortable in her own skin and can be on screen in such revealing clothing. I remember in earlier seasons when she  refused to be seen on camera in a swimsuit and stayed in caftans and mumus because she felt fat. 

I don't fault her for her freak-out this episode but sometimes I am amazed by what doesn't give her anxiety. For instance, driving down the street with semis and trucks in that glorified golf cart with her precious daughter who still sleeps in bed with her and gets carried to breakfast. 

I think I mentioned a few weeks ago, that I don't mind Rinna for the most part and the only time I avidly dislike her is in situations with Kim. Welp, I hate the bitch this week. 

I feel dirty saying this but I liked PK's costume the most. Very original but how stupid to pay that much for a wig. Dorit mentioned they paid hundreds for it.

Speaking of, WTF is Kyle doing paying $615 for playboy bunny costume (that Mauricio wound up destroying anyway) and like $40+ bucks for a white fluffy tail. Just dumb waste of money. 

Denise lost points this episode trying to cape for Rinna when Rinna was in the wrong and she didn't even know what the shit was about. Rinna was the one bringing up old shit. Plus, I'm starting to think about that old saying: people who talk about sex too much probably aren't having it. 

Out of the men, I agree with you on PK's costume (although I'm loathe to admit that I like anything about PK).  And, the wig - well, we will probably see Dorit wearing it at some point, just syled differently!    🙂

[langford peel]

16 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

That’s typically what I think too, but I’m not sure with Denise. Looking at her and Aaron, you’d expect them to be healthy in that area. She definitely brags like that unattractive guy who has to let everyone know he got laid though. 

Much as I like her, the nonstop sex talk is annoying. I wonder if her whole identity is being a sex symbol so she’s trying to keep that image? I only saw a bit of her old reality show, and the episode I remember brought up her being in Playboy and her nephew seeing it and her nude scenes. 

Denise only has her looks because her acting talent is laughable. Like many of the Real Housewives she is a beautiful woman....... for someone who will be 50 soon. The clock is ticking and she needs to segue from Mom roles to Grandmother roles. Hallmark uses a bunch of washed up old actresses for their ubiquitous movies. So it’s great that she is getting her foot in the door. She should look at Barbara Eden and take a lesson. Nobody was sexier than Jeanie.

So enjoy the sexy time now because time is short. I think her face looks like it is melting. Any more surgery and she will be approaching Bride of Wilderstein territory.

Edited May 29, 2019 by langford peel

[escatefromny]

Gheeze, Kyle in that ridiculous outfit!?!?! - not knocking her figure, in fact I'm jealous - but when you have to spend the entire night hiking up your 'dress', it's not right for you.  Why didn't she try it on first and have someone sew a halter strap onto it.  She looked so unattractive grabbing at herself.

[RealHousewife]

24 minutes ago, langford peel said:

I have to respectfully disagree. None of these worthless bitches are humble or reticent in claiming credit. They would demand full credit and acclaim for anything they might do.

Remember how Teddi wanted a parade for riding a bike to raise money for Vanderpump Dogs. She wanted a freaking parade.

Lisa Vanderpump’s charitable endeavors would be double the combined total of the rest of them. Otherwise we would have heard about it chapter and verse.

You may be right. There’s just no way of knowing for a fact though. I quietly give back myself (very humble amounts-not millions, but generous considering the money I have), so I know for a fact not everyone does with cameras rolling. 

5 minutes ago, langford peel said:

Denise only has her looks because her acting talent is laughable. Like many of the Real Housewives she is a beautiful woman....... for someone who will be 50 soon. The clock is ticking and she needs to segue from Mom roles to Grandmother roles. Hallmark uses a bunch of washed up old actresses for their ubiquitous movies. So it’s great that she is getting her foot in the door. She should look at Barbara Eden and take a lesson. Nobody was sexier than Jeanie.

So enjoy the sexy time now because time is short. I think her face looks like it is melting. Any more surgery and she will be approaching Bride of Wilderstein territory.

Maybe that’s exactly it. She’s a natural beauty, but she is no longer the ingenue and probably not going to be a Bond girl or do things like Playboy anymore, so she’s trying to keep up a sexy image with nonstop sex talk? I like Denise, but I guess I’m a prude in comparison to her. 

[Natalie68]

13 hours ago, AuntiePam said:

Also, I'm told that they're not even supposed to say "Everything will be fine", as this technician did. 

I won't fault Kyle for being over-emotional -- some people are like that, they just can't help it. 

I will fault her for wearing tight, low-cut outfits, which are obviously uncomfortable.  If you have to keep pulling and tugging at your clothes, that's all people see - the pulling and tugging. 

I won't either.  It is a real fear since her mom died of breast cancer.  I have a ton of anxiety since I am the same age my mom was when she was diagnosed with cancer.  I applaud anyone who can get through tests/diagnosis without losing their shit.  I have had a questionable mammogram and it wigged me out.  It was fine but still.  I also did not have to wait, they told me at the appt they needed me to go get an ultrasound right then  I did speak with the radiologist and then was later sent for a biopsy.  

Rinna really was portraying Erika in a very bad light and I would be pissed at her if I were Erika.  I don't recall Erika ever being such an bitch out of the gate.  It is normally a reaction to something else.  And I say this as someone lukewarm on Erika.  I get Denise sticking up for her friend but it really wasn't necessary and seemed thirsty.  I am also in the camp that she needs to cease with the sex talk.  I know she and Aaron way better than I need to.

One thing that really bugged me was the walk up to the party.  I LOATHE the thought of having people jump out and scare me and I might end up swinging.  Knotts Scary Farm would be hell on earth to me.  I would need to ask for a less scary entrance.  I know I am a big baby but no can do.

[Diane Mars]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

The one story I don't believe is Mauricio having to go back to the costume store to get another bunny outfit for Kyle. If you're spending this much money on the party, you're trying to convince me that a messenger coudn't have delivered the upsized outfit? Pffft

Wasn't it delivered by an uber and Mauricio was just picking it from the driver ?

[Gem 10]

13 minutes ago, langford peel said:

Denise only has her looks because her acting talent is laughable. Like many of the Real Housewives she is a beautiful woman....... for someone who will be 50 soon. The clock is ticking and she needs to segue from Mom roles to Grandmother roles. Hallmark uses a bunch of washed up old actresses for their ubiquitous movies. So it’s great that she is getting her foot in the door. She should look at Barbara Eden and take a lesson. Nobody was sexier than Jeanie.

So enjoy the sexy time now because time is short. I think her face looks like it is melting. Any more surgery and she will be approaching Bride of Wilderstein territory.

I’m probably one of the few who doesn’t care for the Hallmark movies.  Between the four actresses that appear in practically every movie, the loud background music and the sappy movies, I just can’t.  My taste is Turner Classics, National Geographic and most of Bravo, over and over again.  I watch N.Y. Housewives about three times per episode.  Just love them,  lol.

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, Diane Mars said:

Wasn't it delivered by an uber and Mauricio was just picking it from the driver ?

I thought Mauricio got out of the Uber...I could be wrong I assumed he went and picked it up

[Juliegirlj]

Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but I thought there was a bit of tension between Kyle and Farrah. I wonder if Farrah resented the filming during her birthday? 

If that scene between Erika and Tom was the best they could do then I wanna see the cut footage. Tom doesn’t seem ok- does he have some dementia going on ?

I totally forgot about LVP during this episode. Love me some house porn but I’m relieved to not have to see Lisa’s kitchen again. 

Kim looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet. 

[KungFuBunny]

51 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Who knows, it could have been the Frye Festival.

It's not like the Starks were given a heads up it was going to be a Red Wedding and not a White Wedding.

 

 

us

Oh here comes the Airport Shuttle Bus

[Gem 10]

16 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

I won't either.  It is a real fear since her mom died of breast cancer.  I have a ton of anxiety since I am the same age my mom was when she was diagnosed with cancer.  I applaud anyone who can get through tests/diagnosis without losing their shit.  I have had a questionable mammogram and it wigged me out.  It was fine but still.  I also did not have to wait, they told me at the appt they needed me to go get an ultrasound right then  I did speak with the radiologist and then was later sent for a biopsy.  

Rinna really was portraying Erika in a very bad light and I would be pissed at her if I were Erika.  I don't recall Erika ever being such an bitch out of the gate.  It is normally a reaction to something else.  And I say this as someone lukewarm on Erika.  I get Denise sticking up for her friend but it really wasn't necessary and seemed thirsty.  I am also in the camp that she needs to cease with the sex talk.  I know she and Aaron way better than I need to.

One thing that really bugged me was the walk up to the party.  I LOATHE the thought of having people jump out and scare me and I might end up swinging.  Knotts Scary Farm would be hell on earth to me.  I would need to ask for a less scary entrance.  I know I am a big baby but no can do.

Why would Rinna dress up as Erica in the first place? I don’t get it.  If I was Erica, I wouldn’t care for that.

[esco1822]

10 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Why would Rinna dress up as Erica in the first place? I don’t get it.  If I was Erica, I wouldn’t care for that.

Because she's a grade A a$$ kisser and Erica is an egomaniac? 

[langford peel]

5 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

I’m probably one of the few who doesn’t care for the Hallmark movies.  Between the four actresses that appear in practically every movie, the loud background music and the sappy movies, I just can’t.  My taste is Turner Classics, National Geographic and most of Bravo, over and over again.  I watch N.Y. Housewives about three times per episode.  Just love them,  lol.

You are missing out my friend. Hallmark movies are palate cleansers and essentials for a balanced TV viewing experience. It can’t all be serial killers and dragons burning children In the street.

They have two or three woman who play the sexy granny who also finds love when their daughters dump the rich nasty guy and hook up with the salt of the earth fireman or  veterinarian. Every movie has people like Marilu Henner, Barbara Nevin or Teryl  Rothery. I remember one movie that had Shelly Long and Patty Duke as the Grandmas.

Hey maybe they remake that with Denise Richards and Neve Campbell.