I ventured out to get a pedicure this weekend. Those ladies used their phones just fine with their talons.
After hearing David's history of Ukrainian "catalog girlfriends" he has no intent of having a relationship with someone in the same room. Here for a fee he sees the object, has a masturbation relationship and never has to work on communication or be considerate of the feelings of another person. He was hoping for a break from the usual $19.99 a minute by buying Lana an iPhone but that didn't work (tee hee).
My future husband's first line to me was "Gotta cigarette?" We celebrated 30 years last Wednesday.