S07:E21 The Assanti Brothers LIVE CHAT

[Azubah]

"Hopefully he and his brudder

Can encourage one anudder."

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Stusan said:

Sorry, the picture is for crap. It says to expect another Assanti update later in 2019.

Because this one is so compelling?!

Seriously, I am half asleep at this point and that's probably from the contact high I'm getting from Steven's "pain medication."

[String Theory]

Good lord there's still another half hour of this cluster?????

[mmecorday]

"Hopefully he and his brudder can encourage one anudder." Dr. Now learned English by listening to Alan Sherman comedy albums.

[DC Gal in VA]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

YES! @DC Gal in VA What channel is this on? My guide doesn't list anything!

They're on ABC. Actually, I've been cheating on you all a little bit and just watched some of The Jeffersons; It is too funny!

[ams1001]

Let Justin recover a bit for crying out loud. He doesn't need to be forced to see Steven while he's still in the hospital.

[Midnightblue]

The father is f_cking delusional!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

WTF is wrong with the woman's legs?  They look mottled!

And why did they feel compelled to pan lovingly over them? Jesus Christ. 

No, dad, listen to your son. He says he doesn't want Steven. HE DOES NOT WANT STEVEN. 

[cmpbl]

Sorry Dad nobody wants Steven around.

[ShortyMac]

Hello, all. I know, I'm late. I watched this on the app early last week. I was naughty...pulled pork burger with bacon, and fries from the local bar. No ragerts.

[Callaphera]

Watching the Assanti brothers tumble out of the back of Dad's vehicle will never not be funny.

[MsVixen]

This is more about Dad's guilt than Justin and Steven not getting along.

[CrazyInAlabama]

What a rotten thing for the father to do, bring someone Justin said abused him in the hospital, when he's helpless.   

Edited May 23, 2019 by CrazyInAlabama

[String Theory]

Steven looks like a 2 year old demented toddler sitting in the back of that van....

[ProTourist]

50 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

The only point of this hideously long recap is for people who never watched parts 1-3, and those people aren't watching this either.   The only scene I'm hoping for is the golf cart "fall".

That's one of the problems with the 'where are they now?' episodes. They can spend/waste a lot of time repeating scenes from the previous episode(s) -- more than is needed for continuity. Especially if they don't have a lot of new material.

[Julyolo]

Where's the welcoming committee for Steven @ the hospital?

Edited May 23, 2019 by Julyolo
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[88Keys]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I wonder how much Dr. Now's gold-printed scrubs cost.

Gold scrubs.  That's TV money.  

[QuinnInND]

7 minutes ago, Smoothcoat said:

Oh! What channel is that!?

ABC 

[Midnightblue]

10 minutes ago, aliya said:

Who is the woman?  What voices/accents on these people! I can't stand listening to them.

Pure Rhode Island. A combination of the worst of Boston accent and the worst of New York accent

[ams1001]

20 minutes ago, Carboncat said:

Rutabagas! and parsnips!  I hate explaning to the grocery store clerks what they are so they can enter the code into the register.

This is why I love being able to print bar code stickers at Wegmans. I don't even really buy any unusual vegetables but I am dismayed by the number of cashiers who don't recognize red cabbage.

[iwasish]

They have daddy’s nostrils.

[cmpbl]

I'm missing Dr. Now, too much Steven.

[Pepper Mostly]

"They both talked and didn't scream at each other". Dad is the king of low expectations village, huh?

[QuinnInND]

Just now, String Theory said:

Steven looks like a 2 year old demented toddler sitting in the back of that van....

He is a demented toddler. 

[suev33 3]

Ya Justin can tolerate Steven.   He's on pain meds....

[mmecorday]

The classic van pulling away from the curb scene.

[Ellie Godfrey]

With those teeth, Dad could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

[Callaphera]

Did Justin fake falling asleep to bum rush his asshole brother out of his hospital room? Expert move, Justin!

[DC Gal in VA]

2 minutes ago, Midnightblue said:

The father is f_cking delusional!!!

Yes. We really need an "Amen" emoji! 😊

[aliya]

3 minutes ago, cmpbl said:

Nyquil knocks me out too and leaves me feeling groggy after I wake up.

I stopped Nyquil years ago because it was giving me dreams like the acid trips I used to take heard about in the 1970's. 

I substituted with Dayquil until I went to Urgent Care one time and the physician's assistant almost had a stroke taking my blood pressure. She practically ran out of the room to get the nurse. Turns out that stuff can shoot your blood pressure up sky high and you won't even feel it.

[Psycho Suzy]

1 hour ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Let's set Steven up with Angie.  That would be fun to watch.

Excuse me, but this fine young man is married, thank you very much. He is taken. Shame on you; there's but one Stephen Assanti to go around!!

[Concerned]

Why do they need to have a relationship? Where is it written that adult siblings should be close? The dad seems mentally ill too.

[iwasish]

Just now, QuinnInND said:

He is a demented toddler. 

Like on of those men who dress up like toddlers or infants and have women change their diapers and feed them from a bottle.

[String Theory]

Ugh what's up with his lag?????

Steven used to be a bully?  He still is and his dad's not much better.  Those two deserve each other.  Justin needs to take the next flight back home to get away from their toxic ooze.

[QuinnInND]

1 minute ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

With those teeth, Dad could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

Or eat corn through a picket fence. 

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Psycho Suzy said:

Excuse me, but this fine young man is married, thank you very much. He is taken. Shame on you; there's but one Stephen Assanti to go around!!

It's a lot of Stephen Assanti - a whole hell of a lot -  but it is truly only one. 

[Snarkastikate]

Geez I'm starting to agree with poster who suggested they maybe Steven sexually assaulted his brother in some way?  Something very deep and secret there.  Forget it Pop, it would be best if your sons lived in separate states.   

[hoosiermom]

My sister and I haven"t spoken in years. No loss either.

[Julyolo]

Just now, Ellie Godfrey said:

With those teeth, Dad could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

He and Steven both have woodchucker teeth. Maybe TLC could dump Pimple Popper for a dental horror series!

[suev33 3]

1 minute ago, Psycho Suzy said:

Excuse me, but this fine young man is married, thank you very much. He is taken. Shame on you; there's but one Stephen Assanti to go around!!

I think I can muddle through without him🤣😂

[ShortyMac]

1 minute ago, Concerned said:

Why do they need to have a relationship? Where is it written that adult siblings should be close? The dad seems mentally ill too.

I know, this is so irritating. Justin would be better off away from his toxic dad and brother.

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

Geez I'm starting to agree with poster who suggested they maybe Steven sexually assaulted his brother in some way?  Something very deep and secret there.  Forget it Pop, it would be best if your sons lived in separate states.   

It would not shock me.

[QuinnInND]

Just now, Julyolo said:

He and Steven both have woodchucker teeth. Maybe TLC could dump Pimple Popper for a dental horror series!

Don't give them ideas! 

[ams1001]

17 minutes ago, Friday said:

I can't wait until the Cotton Candy grapes are back in season!

I got jumbo blueberries a couple weeks ago. So yummy!

[Julyolo]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

I stopped Nyquil years ago because it was giving me dreams like the acid trips I used to take heard about in the 1970's. 

I substituted with Dayquil until I went to Urgent Care one time and the physician's assistant almost had a stroke taking my blood pressure. She practically ran out of the room to get the nurse. Turns out that stuff can shoot your blood pressure up sky high and you won't even feel it.

I heard about those acid trips too! Guess I'll try some Nyquil!

[Armchair Critic]

Hello all, I'm late to the party. I am taping it so I can watch all of it later... yes I am a glutton for punishment because I can't stand Steven. 

[CircusPeanuts]

1 hour ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Justin looks like a girl with a beard.  Hey Justin.....go see a barber.  And stand closer to the razor.

I think he looks like that character from Dr Who. The skin stretched on a fram with a face in the middle. 😲

[CrazyInAlabama]

On a previous update, Justin said that when they lived with the mother, that Steven ate all of the food, and hit him a lot.      I don't know what happened after that, but the father is an idiot for thinking they will ever get along.   

[cmpbl]

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

Geez I'm starting to agree with poster who suggested they maybe Steven sexually assaulted his brother in some way?  Something very deep and secret there.  Forget it Pop, it would be best if your sons lived in separate states.   

It's definitely more than what Steven is saying, much more.

[Callaphera]

Just now, ams1001 said:

I got jumbo blueberries a couple weeks ago. So yummy!

I'm waiting for that week-and-a-half every summer when the yellow watermelon shows up at the farmer's market and roadside stalls... and then disappears for another sad 51 weeks. 

[ShortyMac]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I got jumbo blueberries a couple weeks ago. So yummy!

Watch out! It's a slippery slope! First it's the blueberries, then, grapes, oranges, crackers, and sugar free jam!