Mr. Miner August 12, 2019 Share August 12, 2019 (edited) Did Clint have a major brain injury? What a fucking greaseball moron. His girlfriend is gross. By the way I’m watching S2 E4 “washing off prison” Edited August 12, 2019 by Mr. Minor 2 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 13, 2019 Share August 13, 2019 14 hours ago, Mr. Minor said: Did Clint have a major brain injury? What a fucking greaseball moron. His girlfriend is gross. By the way I’m watching S2 E4 “washing off prison” I believe both he and his mother have denied in interviews and on SM that he has any sort of intellectual disability but it seems pretty clear that something's not quite right. 2 7 Link to comment
Drogo August 13, 2019 Author Share August 13, 2019 So are we done with these "Life After Lockup" nightmares? That didn't seem like a finale, but... Next week starts up "Love After Lockup" again with brand new civilian/inmate relationships.. 4 Link to comment
RealReality August 13, 2019 Share August 13, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Drogo said: So are we done with these "Life After Lockup" nightmares? That didn't seem like a finale, but... Next week starts up "Love After Lockup" again with brand new civilian/inmate relationships.. That was the worst season finale for a reality show (sorry not sorry, but GoT takes the cake). However, it seems like it was someone's idea of an ending. Of course I'll watch it next season, but not because I need to know what secret Micheal is going to incomprehensibly mumble to Megan. I'm more interested in finding out if Lamar actually makes it back to LA or if Andrea was smart enough to cut his brakes. ETA:. Thanks for the information on love after lockup...I had no idea when that was staring. Edited August 13, 2019 by RealReality 3 3 Link to comment
Drogo August 13, 2019 Author Share August 13, 2019 42 minutes ago, RealReality said: ETA:. Thanks for the information on love after lockup...I had no idea when that was staring. FYI guys - Love After Lockup will go back to episode topics. 6 Link to comment
Spike August 13, 2019 Share August 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Elizzikra said: I believe both he and his mother have denied in interviews and on SM that he has any sort of intellectual disability but it seems pretty clear that something's not quite right. Maybe he was bitten by a tick. 5 hours ago, RealReality said: That was the worst season finale for a reality show (sorry not sorry, but GoT takes the cake). Seinfeld was worse than GoT. 5 hours ago, Drogo said: FYI guys - Love After Lockup will go back to episode topics. Because it’s the mother ship! 2 Link to comment
Mrs. Hanson August 14, 2019 Share August 14, 2019 I thought Michael's big surprise was that he was never in love with Sarah, that he only married her to get to see his daughter and to be paroled in NY. It was the one time he was talking clearly, lol!!! 2 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 14, 2019 Share August 14, 2019 36 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said: I thought Michael's big surprise was that he was never in love with Sarah, that he only married her to get to see his daughter and to be paroled in NY. It was the one time he was talking clearly, lol!!! He’s fed Megan My Queen that line of bullshit before so it shouldn’t surprise her... 1 Link to comment
forevertwentynine August 14, 2019 Share August 14, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 10:16 AM, Elizzikra said: Roll on over to Married at First Site and acquaint yourself with Iris. I believe she has "virgin" listed on her LinkedIn. Her virginity is a whole third character on that show. And I do believe she is technically a virgin. Oh this made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that. Yeah, Iris... virgin. And I'm still 19 years old and never pee when I laugh. 2 1 Link to comment
cooksdelight August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 https://starcasm.net/love-after-lockup-brittany-gets-full-custody-son-giovanni-tito-fails-drug-test/?fbclid=IwAR25l08nD5mwSaw9qJQeMWaRYXJDH3bouZwqNLjwku78pknjahT-0SWv55A 2 Link to comment
configdotsys August 16, 2019 Share August 16, 2019 3 hours ago, cooksdelight said: https://starcasm.net/love-after-lockup-brittany-gets-full-custody-son-giovanni-tito-fails-drug-test/?fbclid=IwAR25l08nD5mwSaw9qJQeMWaRYXJDH3bouZwqNLjwku78pknjahT-0SWv55A Good for her. Tito looked awful in the later episodes and like he was using. Fool. 4 Link to comment
Delta Blow August 22, 2019 Share August 22, 2019 On 8/10/2019 at 8:22 AM, zenme said: High school graduation? Hmmm. Well, I won’t throw shade. Given who she has for a mother, we should be applauding her efforts. At least she didn’t just give up and hit the pole like her mother. I hope she continues in her education. Many of the kids I teach are Jazmyne, and their parents are Lizzie. Even graduating high school at 20, she’s doing just fine, trust me. She’s got some growing up to do, but I think she’s pretty healthy-minded in general, given her circumstance. When she was telling Lizzie that she had just gone for a run...yeah, I think she’s going to be fine. 1 5 Link to comment
SheTalksShit August 29, 2019 Share August 29, 2019 On 7/27/2019 at 2:28 PM, Neurochick said: I don't understand why Andrea married Lamar. Maybe she thought she could convert and change him but Lamar is quite happy who and where he is. Andrea looks at where Lamar is from as being "dangerous, ghetto, low class." But Lamar is happy there. In the 1990's I dated a man who lived in Washington Heights in NYC and he said, "people look at this neighborhood and think, ugh, minorities, drugs...but I look at it and see children of different ages and races all playing together." Seeing Lamar in Utah made me kind of sad. We're all Americans, from the same country and Lamar probably felt like he was on a different planet. Andrea thinks she's on a different planet when she's in Lamar's neighborhood. WTF with that Tito/Marcelino fight. Was that supposed to happen? Tito looked like he was tweaking, I don't think he looked that bad last season; maybe that's why Brittany and Marcelino have been keeping Giovanni for "a year." Tito had to sign a release and allow the camera crew and producer into his house. Maybe they were just supposed to talk, but Tito had to get stupid and say, "my n****" plus he forgot that Marcelino was in the Marines. Michael could become a billionaire if he'd sell whatever he has that make women fight over him; it must be invisible because I can't see it. Clint is on something. Scott and Lizzie want their own reality show. I agree! Honestly, I think she’s shockingly naive for a 30-something adult. I know smoking and drinking is not the norm in Utah, but everywhere else in America, it is. Not everyone does it, but most everyone has been around it, especially at large gatherings of people. And it’s not just ghetto/hood people who smoke and drink on a regular basis, people from all walks of life do that, CEOs, real estate agents, property managers, waiters and everything else in between, people who are perfectly functioning members of society smoke and drink. When she walked into his brother’s house, you’d have thought she’d seen a dead body in there or something, with how uncomfortable and desperate to leave she was. It was absurd. Then she complained about the culture/poverty/violence of the hood. Like do you not know who you married? Do you not know anything about the culture he comes from??? He told you he was a gang member. He told you he did 18 years for armed robbery. Do you think someone like that comes from the same cookie-cutter sheltered Mormon life you live??? What were you expecting??? Im just shocked at how sheltered she is. And whether she is right or wrong about his family dragging him down, these are your in-laws now, at least respect your husband enough to be polite and civil to them. Lamar felt weird in Utah, but he dealt with it a whole lot better than Andrea dealt with his family. Andrea is completely inflexible and wants Lamar to do all the changing and her to do none of it. She needs to learn to take him as he is, flaws and all, the same way he takes her and her family and friends as is, flaws and all. 3 Link to comment
SheTalksShit August 29, 2019 Share August 29, 2019 On 8/13/2019 at 12:52 PM, RealReality said: That was the worst season finale for a reality show (sorry not sorry, but GoT takes the cake). However, it seems like it was someone's idea of an ending. Of course I'll watch it next season, but not because I need to know what secret Micheal is going to incomprehensibly mumble to Megan. I'm more interested in finding out if Lamar actually makes it back to LA or if Andrea was smart enough to cut his brakes. ETA:. Thanks for the information on love after lockup...I had no idea when that was staring. Spoiler He doesn’t. At least not as of today. From her IG, it looks like they’re done. I have the answer. Link to comment
cooksdelight August 29, 2019 Share August 29, 2019 Quote Honestly, I think she’s shockingly naive for a 30-something adult. I know smoking and drinking is not the norm in Utah, but everywhere else in America, it is. Not everyone does it, but most everyone has been around it, especially at large gatherings of people Mormons do not smoke or drink. Nor do they go to events or gatherings where it is served or used. Link to comment
Elizzikra August 29, 2019 Share August 29, 2019 Quote I agree! Honestly, I think she’s shockingly naive for a 30-something adult. I know smoking and drinking is not the norm in Utah, but everywhere else in America, it is. Not everyone does it, but most everyone has been around it, especially at large gatherings of people. And it’s not just ghetto/hood people who smoke and drink on a regular basis, people from all walks of life do that, CEOs, real estate agents, property managers, waiters and everything else in between, people who are perfectly functioning members of society smoke and drink. When she walked into his brother’s house, you’d have thought she’d seen a dead body in there or something, with how uncomfortable and desperate to leave she was. It was absurd. Drinking yes, but I seldom see people smoking in large gatherings anymore. They may go outside for a smoke but not inside. But maybe that's just my crowd and not the norm generally? 13 hours ago, SheTalksShit said: Reveal spoiler He doesn’t. At least not as of today. From her IG, it looks like they’re done. I have the answer. Wow - she likes her capital letters, doesn't she? 3 Link to comment
SheTalksShit August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 (edited) On 8/29/2019 at 7:14 AM, cooksdelight said: Mormons do not smoke or drink. Nor do they go to events or gatherings where it is served or used. i know. but mormons either who grew up elsewhere besides Utah or married someone whose not Mormon are generally not so naive. Like if she's gonna follow the Mormon principles to a T, then why'd she marry Lamar? You would think everything about Lamar would be a deal-breaker to her. Edited August 31, 2019 by SheTalksShit 1 4 Link to comment
cooksdelight August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 1 hour ago, SheTalksShit said: Like if she's gonna follow the Mormon principles to a T, then why'd she marry Lamar? You would think everything about Lamar would be a deal-breaker to her. She saw it as another TV opportunity and hoped they’d give her and Lamar their own series. She’s that delusional. 6 Link to comment
Elizzikra September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 7 hours ago, cooksdelight said: She saw it as another TV opportunity and hoped they’d give her and Lamar their own series. She’s that delusional. And a national platform from which to proselytize! Think of the potential converts! 3 Link to comment
Spike December 22, 2019 Share December 22, 2019 (edited) First look 15-minute sneak peek aired last night. Returns January 3. Edited December 22, 2019 by Spike 8 Link to comment
hookedontv December 22, 2019 Share December 22, 2019 15 hours ago, Spike said: First look 15-minute sneak peek aired last night. Returns January 3. Oh boy, I saw the short sneak peek. I know I will be here 100% for Life After Lockup but lawdy, I do not want to see some of these fools. The whole Michael/Megan/Sarah thing is still kicking around? I physically want to vomit when I see Angela, especially when she’s in her house that must smell like death, chain smoking in front of a big dirty ashtray. Between how stupid she is and how nasty she is, my stomach turns. Y’all! What the hell happened to Goddess Tracey’s already gross hair? Looks like a drug induced shaving of one side of her head. Was she on a bad drug trip and thought she was Cyndi Lauper (sorry Cyndi, you could definitely pull that look off!) from the ‘80’s? The shitshow returns with bells on after the holidays! 2 2 Link to comment
Spike December 22, 2019 Share December 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, hookedontv said: Oh boy, I saw the short sneak peek. I know I will be here 100% for Life After Lockup but lawdy, I do not want to see some of these fools. The whole Michael/Megan/Sarah thing is still kicking around? I physically want to vomit when I see Angela, especially when she’s in her house that must smell like death, chain smoking in front of a big dirty ashtray. Between how stupid she is and how nasty she is, my stomach turns. Y’all! What the hell happened to Goddess Tracey’s already gross hair? Looks like a drug induced shaving of one side of her head. Was she on a bad drug trip and thought she was Cyndi Lauper (sorry Cyndi, you could definitely pull that look off!) from the ‘80’s? The shitshow returns with bells on after the holidays! We also get Lacey with Shane and John and the Mormon woman married to the Crip and the Vegas couple. Am I forgetting anyone? 2 1 Link to comment
hookedontv December 22, 2019 Share December 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Spike said: We also get Lacey with Shane and John and the Mormon woman married to who held the Crip hostage by taking his ID and the Vegas couple. Am I forgetting anyone? Fixed that for you. I think Cheryl (skinny, serial killer obsessed chick) and Josh (armed bank robber who likes castles) are on it too. 2 2 Link to comment
Jeanne222 December 22, 2019 Share December 22, 2019 Lordy I thought we might get to see some new faces! It is a real cliff hanger how the Mormon woman got pregnant behind locked doors! Link to comment
Spike December 22, 2019 Share December 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said: Lordy I thought we might get to see some new faces! It is a real cliff hanger how the Mormon woman got pregnant behind locked doors! I think Life After is always a sequel like Happily Ever After on 90 Day. 16 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said: It is a real cliff hanger how the Mormon woman got pregnant behind locked doors! I suppose If they have contact visitation he could hand her off a fresh deposit and she could excuse herself to the ladies’ room for DIY. 1 1 Link to comment
Spike December 24, 2019 Share December 24, 2019 Okay I just saw a commercial where Shane was bragging that he and Lacey have sex 5 to 10 times a day. Like ew. 2 Link to comment
cooksdelight December 24, 2019 Share December 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Spike said: Okay I just saw a commercial where Shane was bragging that he and Lacey have sex 5 to 10 times a day. Like ew. Filming it all, no doubt. 1 4 4 Link to comment
RealReality December 24, 2019 Share December 24, 2019 3 hours ago, cooksdelight said: Filming it all, no doubt. She really is a human blow up doll. 1 3 Link to comment
Spike December 24, 2019 Share December 24, 2019 7 hours ago, RealReality said: She really is a human blow up doll. She reminds me of an inflatable kiddie pool. 5 Link to comment
dsteele December 24, 2019 Share December 24, 2019 8 hours ago, RealReality said: She really is a human blow up doll. Those lips are blown up, for sure. 3 Link to comment
Scout Finch December 27, 2019 Share December 27, 2019 On 12/22/2019 at 10:59 AM, hookedontv said: Oh boy, I saw the short sneak peek. I know I will be here 100% for Life After Lockup but lawdy, I do not want to see some of these fools. The whole Michael/Megan/Sarah thing is still kicking around? I physically want to vomit when I see Angela, especially when she’s in her house that must smell like death, chain smoking in front of a big dirty ashtray. Between how stupid she is and how nasty she is, my stomach turns. Y’all! What the hell happened to Goddess Tracey’s already gross hair? Looks like a drug induced shaving of one side of her head. Was she on a bad drug trip and thought she was Cyndi Lauper (sorry Cyndi, you could definitely pull that look off!) from the ‘80’s? The shitshow returns with bells on after the holidays! On the plus side, it looks like Sarah's friend now has hair on both sides of her head. 1 1 3 Link to comment
Empress1 December 27, 2019 Share December 27, 2019 (edited) On 12/21/2019 at 10:19 PM, Spike said: First look 15-minute sneak peek aired last night. Returns January 3. This shit is TRASH-TACULAR. On 12/22/2019 at 1:59 PM, hookedontv said: The whole Michael/Megan/Sarah thing is still kicking around? And he's still claiming Megan cheated on him when he was locked up. Bitch you have a whole-ass wife! (Though I maintain that Megan is the dumbest of the three for still dealing with him. Sarah has to; she has two kids by him - though if she's still trying to be "with" him, she's a fool. Megan can and should just walk away.) Also, if one of y'all could explain that clown that appeared in the "this season" part, I would appreciate it. Edited December 27, 2019 by Empress1 2 4 Link to comment
Spike December 27, 2019 Share December 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Empress1 said: Also, if one of y'all could explain that clown that appeared in the "this season" part, I would appreciate it. Isn’t he a friend of the serial killer groupie? I think he was on last season as well. 1 Link to comment
hookedontv December 27, 2019 Share December 27, 2019 34 minutes ago, Empress1 said: And he's still claiming Megan cheated on him when he was locked up. Bitch you have a whole-ass wife! As Michael would say: Dead ass. 2 1 Link to comment
PityFree December 28, 2019 Share December 28, 2019 On 12/22/2019 at 2:19 PM, Spike said: I think Life After is always a sequel like Happily Ever After on 90 Day. I suppose If they have contact visitation he could hand her off a fresh deposit and she could excuse herself to the ladies’ room for DIY. We can never forget that Josh handed Cheryl a bag of semen to get her pregnant at one point. Life, uh, finds a way. Even in prison. 5 2 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot December 28, 2019 Share December 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, PityFree said: We can never forget that Josh handed Cheryl a bag of semen to get her pregnant at one point. Life, uh, finds a way. Even in prison. And she found that charming. 1 3 Link to comment
RealReality December 29, 2019 Share December 29, 2019 23 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: And she found that charming. I think it shows that he was just as committed to her vision of a family ranch in Texas.....with kids made off of baggie sperm. Josh is a fool, but he was the smartest of the bunch. I bet he gave her a bag of old sperm or microwaved sperm. On 12/27/2019 at 11:08 AM, Spike said: Isn’t he a friend of the serial killer groupie? I think he was on last season as well. Yep, even the grown man dressed as a clown knew this was a bad idea. Or maybe he was trying to seduce Cheryl with some John Wayne gacey getup. 1 Link to comment
HorrrGoodnight December 29, 2019 Share December 29, 2019 Tracey looks fuuuuuuuuuucked up 3 3 Link to comment
Spike December 29, 2019 Share December 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said: Tracey looks fuuuuuuuuuucked up The Mohawk is often the sign of a wall-balanced Individual. 9 1 Link to comment
ethalfrida December 31, 2019 Share December 31, 2019 Some of comments are hilarious 😂 If it wasn’t for Angela, I would watch it again right now. But I need time to get over her. I know Lamont’s area very well and feel every insult she is throwing out there. What she needs to recognize is she is standing in the same shade she is casting. Her Mormon friends view her the same way. 8 Link to comment
Spike January 1, 2020 Share January 1, 2020 7 hours ago, ethalfrida said: Some of comments are hilarious 😂 If it wasn’t for Angela, I would watch it again right now. But I need time to get over her. I know Lamont’s area very well and feel every insult she is throwing out there. What she needs to recognize is she is standing in the same shade she is casting. Her Mormon friends view her the same way. Andrea? Angela is the haggard snaggle-toothed one chasing Tony. 1 1 Link to comment
ethalfrida January 1, 2020 Share January 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Spike said: Andrea? Angela is the haggard snaggle-toothed one chasing Tony. Yes, you are right. It is Andrea. 1 Link to comment
Maybeitsme January 1, 2020 Share January 1, 2020 Ya'll I feel like I've been given a present. They must have had a marathon of the season of the goddess and they recorded on my DVR. Yay me what a way to start the new year! 3 Link to comment
hookedontv January 2, 2020 Share January 2, 2020 On 12/31/2019 at 7:28 PM, Spike said: Andrea? Angela is the haggard snaggle-toothed one chasing Tony. Y'all, if I'm ever described as a "haggard snaggle-toothed one" chasing anyone, it's time to drag me behind the delapidated double-wide and put me out of my misery. Can't wait for the new snark starting with tomorrow night's episode!! 10 3 Link to comment
RealReality January 3, 2020 Share January 3, 2020 On 1/2/2020 at 11:22 AM, hookedontv said: Y'all, if I'm ever described as a "haggard snaggle-toothed one" chasing anyone, it's time to drag me behind the delapidated double-wide and put me out of my misery. Can't wait for the new snark starting with tomorrow night's episode!! Is this show back already? Squeeee! 1 7 Link to comment
hookedontv January 3, 2020 Share January 3, 2020 1 hour ago, RealReality said: Is this show back already? Squeeee! Well, this is Life After Lockup, so it's all the couples we've previously seen - not any new ones as far as I know. I still can't wait! I'm going to the gas station mart and buy about $100 worth of snacks so I can indulge while seeing Tracey in jail again, with her crazy hair. Mother-f*cking crack, y'all! 14 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid January 3, 2020 Share January 3, 2020 I am way to excited that this is new tonight 1 10 Link to comment
PityFree January 3, 2020 Share January 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said: I am way to excited that this is new tonight Same. But I think we all need the mental escape that this show provides. So...HIGH 5!! 7 Link to comment
goofygirl January 4, 2020 Share January 4, 2020 I'm already pre-gaming it! Got my glass of wine, snacks in front of me, been rereading everyone's hilarious comments..... READY FREDDIE! go! And Happy New Year y'all! 9 Link to comment
RealReality January 4, 2020 Share January 4, 2020 Who else is watching this mess? Why is the episode count so weird???? 3 Link to comment
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