S09.E08: Showdown at Villa Rosa

[KungFuBunny]

Denise and Aaron begin their life together by nesting at home; Dorit deals with the repercussions of the dog fiasco; a monster  argument breaks out between Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump culminating in Lisa and Ken demanding that Kyle leave their home.

Airs 4/02/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[walnutqueen]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Dorit deals with the repercussions of the dog fiasco; a monster  argument breaks out between Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump culminating in Lisa and Ken demanding that Kyle leave their home.

I just know KFB has the perfect gif to show how much wq is ... ahem ... anticipating this.

[KungFuBunny]

1 hour ago, walnutqueen said:

I just know KFB has the perfect gif to show how much wq is ... ahem ... anticipating this.

Dorit to Walnutqueen: How would you like to come home with me and be my new LucyLucyAppleJuicy?

Walnutqueen responds

Hanky helps Kyle cross the moat:

[SoCal4Us]

^ Hilarious! Perfection!!!  I'm literally laughing so hard I'm crying lol!

[walnutqueen]

47 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Dorit to Walnutqueen: How would you like to come home with me and be my new LucyLucyAppleJuicy?

Walnutqueen responds

Hanky helps Kyle cross the moat:

How do I lurve thee?  Let me count the ways.  Gentle critter kissies coming right at you (we won't talk about the ones ready to hump your leg and make hybrid bunny babies).

If Kyle has to sidestep a hissing Hanky/Panky while tottering a swift retreat from Villa Rosa, my life would be full.  If they chase her down the driveway asking her about Mauricio's shady business dealings, my life would be complete.

Repercussions, Dorit.  Choke on them.

[SheTalksShit]

Oh ok, so the dog storyline is gonna be over after the next episode. 

[Reality police]

6 hours ago, SheTalksShit said:

Oh ok, so the dog storyline is gonna be over after the next episode. 

Keep dreaming.

[LadyK]

 I am not looking forward to this episode.   It was bittersweet watching Lisa and Kyle giggling, arms intertwined,  after their meeting with Denise and Aaron  knowing what was to come.  Both have their faults, but I really enjoyed their friendship. It is very sad to see the  demise of this friendship.  Well done Rinna, you finally succeeded with your not so subtle manipulations.  I am curious, why is Rinna  not asking Dorit  “to OWN it!” having witnessed her being chased down by a creditor’s friend ( and seemingly protecting her!????) in the Bahamas , all the while having been nowhere near any of the appalling behaviour of the Kemsleys with regard to Lucy. Questions that will never be answered.

[langford peel]

They are making this like it is the Shootout at the OK Corrall.

Is Kyle supposed to be  Doc Holiday or Ike Clanton?

[Reality police]

2 hours ago, langford peel said:

They are making this like it is the Shootout at the OK Corrall.

Is Kyle supposed to be  Doc Holiday or Ike Clanton?

Ike Clanton. He was the one that ran away.

Edited April 1, 2019 by Reality police

[langford peel]

I can see it now.

Kim is Billy Clanton.

Big Kathy is Old Man Clanton.

I prefer the version with Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas.

I can see Lisa Vanderpump as Wyatt Earp while Ken is the coughing Doc Holiday following her down the street.

[walnutqueen]

59 minutes ago, langford peel said:

I can see Lisa Vanderpump as Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp.  Brave, courageous and bold.  Long live his name, and long live his glory, and long may his story be told.

I cannot fucking help myself - his name elicits his theme song ...

[howiveaddict]

50 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp.  Brave, courageous and bold.  Long live his name, and long live his glory, and long may his story be told.

I cannot fucking help myself - his name elicits his theme song ...

You are showing your age. And me too!  I knew the tune!

[walnutqueen]

1 hour ago, howiveaddict said:

You are showing your age. And me too!  I knew the tune!

Hell yes, I am fucking old!!!

And gobsmacked that I'm still alive.

[AnnA]

Damn!   I knew the words too!   🙀

[walnutqueen]

2 hours ago, AnnA said:

Damn!   I knew the words too!   🙀

Misery loves company.  ;~)

[KungFuBunny]

Can we talk about the silliness of this Doggy Gate instead?

Or this "Texas" as opposed to texts pronounced Texas by all?

[Aunt Kiki]

16 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

Hell yes, I am fucking old!!!

And gobsmacked that I'm still alive.

Preach it, sis!

[gritz]

Watching dickwit getting thrown out of Villa Rosa will never get old.

[SheTalksShit]

From the previews, it does look like she came in there hella accusing, which you don’t do when you come into somebody else’s house, especially with Bravo cameras in tow, knowing perfectly well this gonna be on national TV. 

[Deputy Deputy CoS]

I am not here for the misogynist accusation that would be leveled at Ken for yelling at Kyle.

If someone, man or woman, who calls themselves a friend came into my home to make baseless accusations against my wife, I would chase them the fuck out. 

The notion that Ken can't/shouldn't yell at Kyle because she's a woman is sexist. Women aren't victims by default 

[Door County Cherry]

Weekly reminder to talk about the show, not fan actions or fan bases.

If you should choose to engage, your post may end up hidden, at the very least.  (BTW, this may include screencaps of random people tweeting at the housewives on Twitter.  Unless there's truly something revelatory in the tweets, they're off topic.   We all know how to get to Twitbookgram if we want to go the social media route.)

Tweets from cast members or cast adjacent with knowledge of the situation are, on the other hand, on topic.

[goofygirl]

Drinking game alert: Every time Kyle says "FRIEND" or "FRIENDSHIP" have a nice sip of your favorite beverage!

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Drinking game alert: Every time Kyle says "FRIEND" or "FRIENDSHIP" have a nice sip of your favorite beverage!

KFB Public Service Announcement

If your favorite beverage contains alcohol, you will look like this at 9:10 PM Eastern Time

KFB recommends that you stockpile your beverages by your seat so you don't have to go to the store during the show to re-up - or this will in all likelihood happen

[dosodog]

Ready!  A glass bottle of Mexican coca cola and a slice of caramel apple cheesecake.

3 days worth of sugar in one snack!

It's going to be like this at Casa de Doso!

 

Edited April 2, 2019 by dosodog

[nexxie]

Looks like this is the episode when LVP is so worried about the cracks in her mask she has her flying monkey scare away the horrible threatening truthteller. 🍿🍿 

[JillThePill]

1 hour ago, goofygirl said:

Drinking game alert: Every time Kyle says "FRIEND" or "FRIENDSHIP" have a nice sip of your favorite beverage!

And, "honest", as in, "I'm just being honest." 🙄

Methinks we'll all be skinny dipping with the VPRules cast by the end of the show. 🥂🥂🥂

[enchantingmonkey]

The BIG showdown felt like a lot of bad acting when we were given the "sneak peek" at the start of the season.  I'm curious to see if it will still look as bad in the context an actual episode followed by 7 episodes of DoggyGate®️ bickering.  

[Keywestclubkid]

this is gonna be a shit show episode lets get it started 

[KungFuBunny]

1 hour ago, dosodog said:

Ready!  A glass bottle of Mexican coca cola and a slice of caramel apple cheesecake.

3 days worth of sugar in one snack!

It's going to be like this at Casa de Doso!

 

I'm sending Batman to save you!

[Carolina Girl]

On 3/29/2019 at 3:26 PM, SoCal4Us said:

^ Hilarious! Perfection!!!  I'm literally laughing so hard I'm crying lol!

Tell me about it.   I think chili just went through my nose!

[Keywestclubkid]

she only raised just a couple grand here and there ...(dig )then oh better say every little bit helps so I don't look like a total bitch ....

[Dance4Life]

Teddi.....You are there to promote your fitness business!  

You didn’t want LVP there, anyways.

Dorit...You are a Puppy Dumper and You do not pay your bills! ✅

LVP is NOT ruining your reputation. 

[Straycat80]

I have to agree it doesn’t look good that LVP doesn’t show up for her own charity cause. Some of the HW’s went to China with her to protest that dog meat festival. 

[FlyingEgret]

Did I hear Teddi say this was the second event she had done for VPD?  If so I wonder if LVP showed up for the first one.  I bet she leaves that to all the "kids"...

[Dance4Life]

They didn’t want LVP there. VPD showed up! Cute pink dog pens and all!

Teddi was involved in this ‘Out Dorit, the Puppy Dumper’........mess from the very beginning....but......Ohhh.....she is up so high on her bike now! 

Teddi needs to drop it.  She ended up helping VPD and this would have done wonders for her image in this situation.

Dorit would still look like a bigger ass.  Paying $30 for a glamorous VPD fundraiser.....but, refuses to give VPD their $5,000 or even go volunteer with the dogs.

[KungFuBunny]

John Sessa was Executive Director for the Yulin Documentary they made.

Notice how he is not listed as "Partner"

[bosawks]

I applaud everyone who is committing their life to the rescue of animals.

But after doggygate I have no interest in watching Vanderpump Dogs or whatever it will be called.

So, thanks BRAVO....

[CSunshine76]

Did I hear Dorit say she did “nothing wrong” when discussing the Radar story? Um, hello, YOU DUMPED YOUR RESCUE DOG.  I say it every week, but these bitches overlooking that just to go after Lisa infuriates me.

Edited April 3, 2019 by CSunshine76

[esco1822]

If people stopped laughing at Rinna’s terrible impressions, maybe she’d stop. She’s a world champion shit-stirrer.

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I applaud everyone who is committing their life to the rescue of animals.

But after doggygate I have no interest in watching Vanderpump Dogs or whatever it will be called.

So, thanks BRAVO....

I was just thinking that lol good god it would just be a show on that I would never tune into 

[JD5166]

The lunch scene should go a long way in recouping all of their images. 🤤 Rinna is drooling over the VP takedown....FAIL! I think a Bill banishing dog meat is a little more important than a spin class....but it’s not a nice look for Lisa V to not show up and say hi. 

[FlyingEgret]

7 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

They didn’t want LVP there. VPD showed up! Cute pink dog pens and all!

Teddi was involved in this ‘Out Dorit, the Puppy Dumper’........mess from the very beginning....but......Ohhh.....she is up so high on her bike now! 

Teddi needs to drop it.  She ended up helping VPD and this would have done wonders for her image in this situation.

Dorit would still look like a bigger ass.  Paying $30 for a glamorous VPD fundraiser.....but, refuses to give VPD their $5,000 or even go volunteer with the dogs.

Did we see Dorit actually PAY the $60 for the class?

[Dance4Life]

Fuck Dorit and her tone.

Kyle, just answer the question!

WTF?  Kyle has a right not to get herself involved and risk slandering LVP and VPD. 

Dorit is a joke! She can sue ROL for slander if .....she is telling the truth!

so, I wait....wait.....waiting....YEP!....Never gonna happen! 

[TexasGal]

Ok, I’ll start with kudos to LVP for raising public awareness of Yulin. But to celebrate the passage of a non binding House resolution saying something is bad and then touting it as “the US government is against it?”  Ummmmm, not quite.

[laffytaffy997]

Did Lisa go to any of the other cycling/Vanderpump dog events? It doesn’t sound like she did, so why was it so important that went to this one. It seems like there were other people from Vanderpump dogs were to those (like John Blizzard) 

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, FlyingEgret said:

Did we see Dorit actually PAY the $60 for the class?

I thought it was $30 to ride but you said $60.

That means Dorit needs to donate $5,060.  

[bosawks]

Chicken paillard on the well done side!?!?

WTF Dorit?

I’m fairly sure even a Vanderpump restaurant doesn’t serve their chicken on the rare side...

[CSunshine76]

Dorit is just upset that we all know she dumped her rescue dog.  Stop with the fake tears.  You’re right, it exposed your family for what you did, you dropped the dog off either with a stranger or worse, at the kill shelter. And now we know. In Rinna’s words, OWN IT.

[JD5166]

Doritos indignation! Un-truthity-truths!!!! She so planted that story, or maybe her money grubbing husband did.