S07.E11: Jeanne's Story LIVE CHAT

[Hellga]

wow 702 pounds!  I can't believe she is still mobile.

[Wanda]

11 minutes ago, 3girlsforus said:

I can’t remember if I’ve seen a 600 lb life with an active smoker. Does Dr. Now take patients who smoke?

He was angry at Susan when he found out she started smoking again and she was in the low 200s at the time. He won’t do surgery on a smoker because of healing issues. The tissue is ruined.

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

702, damn. I overshot.

[CrazyInAlabama]

702 lbs.    How can that be a surprise to her?     And Dr. Now is going to kick her fanny about the smoking.  

Wow!   Jeanne just spouted everything that she would tell Lola, so can we skip the therapy?   

What a liar!    I normally don't eat lunch?     Who does she think she's kidding?     

Edited March 14, 2019 by CrazyInAlabama

[umgoblue]

I hate to ask, but is Cassandra pregnant?!

[ThinkerBell]

3 minutes ago, String Theory said:

What was the comment about a leper colony?  Did mom make a joke?  

I think mom responded to the leper comment by saying, "Yeah, but the lepers would be skinny".  Apparently, she thinks that even lepers have it better then her and sad sack Jeanne.

[aliya]

No wonder she can't breathe - 700+ pounds!

"Hi. I'm Dr. Nowzaradan."  No kidding, doc. Love ya, tho. 😄

[umgoblue]

This a first...the mattress made her look smaller!! WTH...

[ams1001]

I'm glad she clarified that her parents are her mom and her dad.

[Caoimhe]

Just now, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

702, damn. I overshot.

So did I, but at least we got the first number right

[Wanda]

Just now, aliya said:

No wonder she can't breathe - 700+ pounds!

"Hi. I'm Dr. Nowzaradan."  No kidding, doc. Love ya, tho. 😄

And is a smoker🙄

[MrsRopersCaftan]

“What do you do for activity?”

”I shove food in my gob 24/7. That’s an aerobic activity, right?”

[Joan of Argh]

8 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

"They should just put me in the zoo"   Jeanne says.   Nope, they can't afford to feed her.   

She'd find a way to eat the animals... Run hippo...Run!!!

[cmpbl]

12 minutes ago, 3girlsforus said:

I can’t remember if I’ve seen a 600 lb life with an active smoker. Does Dr. Now take patients who smoke?

There were a couple and Dr. Now kept fussing at them and told them to stop smoking.

[umgoblue]

Bedside commode...think about that.

Edited March 14, 2019 by umgoblue
Because I love that I can come back during PST to fix a typo!

[mmecorday]

Hey y'all. I've been having computer problems so I'm late to the party. This is a hot mess tonight! How is this woman even still alive?

[Any day now]

Wow. Not getting surgery so crosses the arms and shuts it down

[Pepper Mostly]

And here comes the truculent scowl and the defensive body language. 

[suev3333]

This is NOT going to go well (cringe)

[Snarkastikate]

Could be wrong, but I just don't see this working out.  But she's still mobile, as amazing as that is.  After a while all the abuse stories sound hollow.   Oh Jeanne, bariatric surgery isn't a cure.  Come on, tell him you smoke!!!

I see the divorced little people are back, that's surprising.  

[umgoblue]

Did Dr. Now ask about all of that?!?!  Did she think she was with Lola??  Is she having difficulty memorizing the script?!

[Concerned]

Folding your arms is body language for no. That’s the signal she gave when Dr Now said she would have to get to eating under control.

[ams1001]

7 minutes ago, Oh My. said:

It’s freaking delicious and I wish I could share!

I'll be right over! 😉 

[cmpbl]

2 minutes ago, Wanda said:

He was angry at Susan when he found out she started smoking again and she was in the low 200s at the time. He won’t do surgery on a smoker because of healing issues. The tissue is ruined.

Wasn't Dottie also smoking?

[aliya]

17 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

Used to go to Madison Square Garden every year in the late 70's to see Jethro Tull.... contributed to my hearing loss and tinnitus!   Ian was great showman, standing there on one foot playing flute!  Happy times!!!

Saw Tull at least 2 times in Detroit in the early 70's, maybe 3. That music is still great.

[AnnaBanana]

Jeanne, get the message...there’s no magic weight loss pill!!   

Edited March 14, 2019 by AnnaBanana

[Miracle Maxie]

Lies, lies, lies. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh here it is, her dad likes to make her huge breakfast. 

she doesn't eat lunch, because at noon she's still eating breakfast. 

[ams1001]

An orange. Uh huh.

[mmecorday]

An orange. Yeah, right.

[AnnaBanana]

Lying about what she eats....check.

[3girlsforus]

I wonder if this woman has ever been told she is responsible for her behavior. 

[Minivanessa]

"I normally don't eat lunch."

"If I get hungry I'll eat an orange."

I'm dying here.

[Miracle Maxie]

Oranges. The new grapes. 

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Ooooooh arms crossed.  I know that’s my go-to “I don’t like what you’re saying and since I can’t say ‘fuck you’ im just going to cross my arms” face.

[Midnightblue]

She's a lying liar who lies!!! She sits on a throne of lies! Ohhhhh, mom lies too!!!

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Shouldn’t she be saving the lies for her follow up appointment when she gains 60 pounds in a month while supposedly eating 1200 calorie a day?

These two should be fiction writers. They sure can spin a tale.

[cmpbl]

Liar, Liar pants on fire. Even momma is lying.

Edited March 14, 2019 by cmpbl

[Wanda]

Oh please, the diet they’re giving is hurting my stomach from laughing😂

[umgoblue]

Yeah, we could call it dinner....but that is actually the snack I have before I have supper!

[Hellga]

Orange is the new sugar-free jam!

[Donut Bear]

We just eat oranges and lean meat. 

[Minivanessa]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh here it is, her dad likes to make her huge breakfast. 

she doesn't eat lunch, because at noon she's still eating breakfast. 

From your keyboard to God's ears.

[String Theory]

Arms across the chest = doesn't want to hear what he's saying.  She talks a good talk, but its everyone else's fault.   She said she normally doesn't eat lunch, that b/c she doesn't stop eating after breakfast begins.  Lying runs in the family it seems.................oranges/lean meat.  Righttttttttttt.

Dr. Now is calling her on this............

[3girlsforus]

Maybe she has PCOS - Whitney only eats once a day too and still manages to be almost 400 lbs. I has to be PCOS LOL (please note sarcasm)

[OoogleEyes]

They are two lying sacks of shit!!  Jeanne looks PISSED OFF!!

Edited March 14, 2019 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

An orange. Yeah, right.

An orange! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll bet she hasn't had an orange in decades. 

[Emkat]

Did she just think Dr. Now was going to do the surgery on her like TODAY?!

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Well, oranges are orange and Cheetos are orange so Cheetos are like eating oranges, right?

[Wanda]

Her ass is black and they don’t think to see a dr before this?