neh April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, Higgins said: Maybe she is dyslexic. Spell check isn't great for dyslexic spelling. That is a good possibility. A learning disability could be why Mykelti said school was hard. 5 Link to comment
AZChristian April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 7 hours ago, MakingBacon said: I think we are seeing the fruits of the Brown family’s early homeschooling. Mykelti cannot be making so many typos by accident. If she wants to use social media to make money, she needs to spell check before she posts, even if it is for a stupid hashtag. Can you imagine how many words in their posts have red squiggly lines under them while they're typing? Not just the hashtags - even Mykelti's name comes up as a probable misspelling. 4 3 Link to comment
Meowwww April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 If she would just curve her eyebrows down on the inside... 6 Link to comment
Spisee Hotsos April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Meowwww said: If she would just curve her eyebrows down on the inside... 5 hours ago, laurakaye said: I'm sorry but wow, is she stupid. In so many ways. #notrillysorry Between the eyebrows and moon face I find her hard to look at. She's had an unconventional upbringing, but I don't know if that's all to blame for her behavior, especially considering how her siblings have been turning out for the most part. She makes really poor decisions in all aspects of life. There truly seems to be something "off" about her. 11 Link to comment
Fosca April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Meowwww said: If she would just curve her eyebrows down on the inside... She's definitely got a Nathan-Lane-thing going on there. 6 Link to comment
Gothish520 April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, Fosca said: She's definitely got a Nathan-Lane-thing going on there. Someone on here posted a picture of her next to Ted Cruz a while ago and now I can't unsee it! 4 Link to comment
TurtlePower April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 21 hours ago, ginger90 said: What is with the women in this family and terrible eyebrows? 5 Link to comment
Mahamid Frauded Me April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 Her eyes look super puffy too ... Maybe she is weeping in her pillow kicking herself for wanting the D so much she married the 1st moron that paid her attention. 10 1 Link to comment
DaphneCat April 23, 2019 Share April 23, 2019 1 hour ago, TurtlePower said: What is with the women in this family and terrible eyebrows? Yes, there in no arch. They go sideways at a slant and actually down into the crease of her eyelid. That is not natural. And Mahamid you are right - her eyes ARE really puffy. I wonder if she has some health thing going on. 3 Link to comment
deirdra April 24, 2019 Share April 24, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, lma said: You know, I was thinking the same thing. Something is not quite right with her. She has no self awareness at all. Sounds like she takes after dear old Dad. Some people have eyebrows and muscles that pull the inner edge up when they are trying to look cute or are begging for approval. The brows drop when they relax the muscles. She and Tony look like they spend a lot of time carb-loading. They have what Dr. William Davis calls "wheat face". Edited April 24, 2019 by deirdra 3 1 Link to comment
endure April 25, 2019 Share April 25, 2019 23 hours ago, deirdra said: Sounds like she takes after dear old Dad. Some people have eyebrows and muscles that pull the inner edge up when they are trying to look cute or are begging for approval. The brows drop when they relax the muscles. She and Tony look like they spend a lot of time carb-loading. They have what Dr. William Davis calls "wheat face". I think it's bagel face 😋 8 1 Link to comment
Joan of Argh April 25, 2019 Share April 25, 2019 29 minutes ago, endure said: I think it's bagel face 😋 Wheat face Bagel face Taco face Feel free to ad to the list. 😉 5 2 Link to comment
endure April 25, 2019 Share April 25, 2019 47 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said: Wheat face Bagel face Taco face Feel free to ad to the list. 😉 Donut face, pasta face.....I saw she had a photo of a bagel on her instagram, very telling lol 5 Link to comment
Joan of Argh April 25, 2019 Share April 25, 2019 Just in case anyone missed this beauty from SplendorInTheTrash 😋 12 1 Link to comment
Kohola3 April 28, 2019 Share April 28, 2019 How much of a simpleton does one need to be to find happiness in glittery contact paper on her nails? 11 1 Link to comment
Kohola3 April 28, 2019 Share April 28, 2019 Love that blue color but the way she is posing it clearly outlines all of the bad spots. The other one is hideous. 9 Link to comment
DaphneCat April 28, 2019 Share April 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kohola3 said: Love that blue color but the way she is posing it clearly outlines all of the bad spots. That and the fact the dress clearly needs to be worn with a seamless bra! It is apparently VERY thin fabric. I'm betting it will last 3 cycles in the washing machine before it falls apart. Takers? 1 8 Link to comment
Kohola3 April 28, 2019 Share April 28, 2019 46 minutes ago, DaphneCat said: Takers? I never bet against a sure thing. 6 Link to comment
deirdra April 28, 2019 Share April 28, 2019 I predict one seam will come unsewn during the first washing. Complete destruction by the end of the 3rd wash sounds about right. 4 1 Link to comment
Marshmallow Mollie April 28, 2019 Share April 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ginger90 said: She could be, what, 50 here? I know she has blond roots, but she looks like she is much older and needs to get her gray roots touched up. 3 4 Link to comment
xwordfanatik April 28, 2019 Share April 28, 2019 Now I'm trying to remember which ep Mykelti looked like a much older woman. I believe it was her weddingk shower. If she looks old now...she's not going to age well. The dress style does not flatter her plus-sized-ness. Too clingy. 4 Link to comment
Galloway Cave April 28, 2019 Share April 28, 2019 M: "I seriously love waking up and getting ready for the day." Well sure, now that you quite-ed your job and you post pictures on Insta about shitty clothes and contact-paper nail polish, who wouldn't love waking up for THAT? She also "formed" her entire outfit on the way her nails make her feel. Just so much stupidity from this one. 4 9 Link to comment
Gramto6 April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 So is her closet full of the clothes she is selling or the ones she is wearing...or both? Yuk don't want to buy worn clothes, not that I would go anywhere near a LulaNo anything!! 9 Link to comment
laurakaye April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 19 hours ago, Galloway Cave said: M: "I seriously love waking up and getting ready for the day." Well sure, now that you quite-ed your job and you post pictures on Insta about shitty clothes and contact-paper nail polish, who wouldn't love waking up for THAT? She also "formed" her entire outfit on the way her nails make her feel. Just so much stupidity from this one. First of all, I don't think I have ever seen anyone on social media who is so completely clueless about how to pose as Mykelti. Second, I can practically smell the shiny new polyester/B.O. scent from those pictures. The material looks like it would make a body sweat within seconds of putting it on, assuming you didn't first rip out the seams trying to pull it over your head. Regarding the bolded line, I had to read her post four times to understand what she was trying to say. I'm still not sure I know what she's talking about. And what does #lovingthelooking mean? You know what, I don't care. 8 3 Link to comment
DakotaJustice April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 WTF is it with Mykelti and "whimsical"? Do you think she's even looked it up? Or just likes the sound of it? Webster has two definitions but I think the second is more suitable: Whimsical- acting or behaving in a capricious manner. synonyms:volatile, capricious, temperamental, impulsive, excitable, fickle, changeable, unpredictable, variable, erratic, quicksilver, mercurial, mutable, inconstant, inconsistent, unstable, unsteady, fluctuating, ever-changing, protean, kaleidoscopic, fluid, wavering, vacillating, wayward 1 7 Link to comment
DakotaJustice April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 On 4/17/2019 at 11:30 AM, Natalie68 said: It is alarming how much weight he has gained. Sad really. But he also looks slovenly. Maybe he figures now that he's married, he doesn't have to watch his weight anymore! 1 8 Link to comment
Kohola3 April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 30 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said: Do you think she's even looked it up? Or just likes the sound of it? I'm guessing both. And that goes for the rest of the clan that describe themselves as "edgy". 7 Link to comment
xwordfanatik April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 Yes, Mykelti and her "parentals" are fond of throwing what they think are big words out there, so we can see how "edgy" and "yummy" they are. I remember when they discovered "paradigm" awhile back. I know there have been others. Refresh my old memory! 7 1 Link to comment
Mahamid Frauded Me April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 This crap she is putting on her nails reminds me of the tinkerbelle cosmetics when I was a kid. The nail polish already had the sparkly crap in it, much like a lot of the polish today. Also seems she has some racks of luluno - where did she get the capitol to buy the collection ? 8 Link to comment
Roslyn April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 58 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said: This crap she is putting on her nails reminds me of the tinkerbelle cosmetics when I was a kid. The nail polish already had the sparkly crap in it, much like a lot of the polish today. Also seems she has some racks of luluno - where did she get the capitol to buy the collection ? Well. Assuming that Tony is still a "banker" they most likely just took out an equity loan against their house for Mykelti to become a fashion/tycoon/entrepreneur and for Tony to live out his dreams of being a fashion photographer extraordinaire. 7 2 Link to comment
Mahamid Frauded Me April 29, 2019 Share April 29, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Roslyn said: Well. Assuming that Tony is still a "banker" they most likely just took out an equity loan against their house for Mykelti to become a fashion/tycoon/entrepreneur and for Tony to live out his dreams of being a fashion photographer extraordinaire. I highly doubt they brought their own home, so they must be grifters, er I mean renters as well like dear old dick sharing dad. Maybe FT asked Cody for an equity loan on some ocean front property in Las Vegas Edited April 29, 2019 by Mahamid Frauded Me 4 Link to comment
xwordfanatik April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said: This crap she is putting on her nails reminds me of the tinkerbelle cosmetics when I was a kid. The nail polish already had the sparkly crap in it, much like a lot of the polish today. Also seems she has some racks of luluno - where did she get the capitol to buy the collection ? I remember that peel-off nail polish. My daughter had that in the 80's. Racks of LuLaNo, soon to show up at the nearest thrift store. That seems to be a thing. Wait, what am I saying? The Browns don't believe in donating. 5 3 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 Every time I see this thread bumped up, a shiver of dread goes through me that they have managed to procreate. #maythebirthcontrolbestrong 8 4 Link to comment
DakotaJustice April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said: I remember that peel-off nail polish. My daughter had that in the 80's. Racks of LuLaNo, soon to show up at the nearest thrift store. That seems to be a thing. Wait, what am I saying? The Browns don't believe in donating. Ha - go to Reddit and look up the Lularoe and Lulano subs - thrift stores have more LLR than they know what to do with now. ETA: Oops - I misread that - I thought you were referring to LLR generally and not just Mykelti's rag stash 😳 Edited April 30, 2019 by DakotaJustice Clarification 4 Link to comment
ginger90 April 30, 2019 Author Share April 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said: I highly doubt they brought their own home, so they must be grifters, er I mean renters as well like dear old dick sharing dad. Maybe FT asked Cody for an equity loan on some ocean front property in Las Vegas From what I found, they live in what is referred to as : Property type: Condo Style: Townhouse It was purchased in 2017. 4 5 Link to comment
Roslyn April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said: I highly doubt they brought their own home, so they must be grifters, er I mean renters as well like dear old dick sharing dad. Maybe FT asked Cody for an equity loan on some ocean front property in Las Vegas Yep. They bought. I remember a social media post or something back when they were closing. Like ginger mentioned above 6 Link to comment
Pickleinthemiddle April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 3 hours ago, xwordfanatik said: Yes, Mykelti and her "parentals" are fond of throwing what they think are big words out there, so we can see how "edgy" and "yummy" they are. I remember when they discovered "paradigm" awhile back. I know there have been others. Refresh my old memory! I think the first few seasons was "" finite ""resources/money. 4 Link to comment
Sandy W April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 3 hours ago, xwordfanatik said: Yes, Mykelti and her "parentals" are fond of throwing what they think are big words out there, so we can see how "edgy" and "yummy" they are. I remember when they discovered "paradigm" awhile back. I know there have been others. Refresh my old memory! Here's a couple of new ones they can add to their lexicon for the new season: Bankruptcy and Foreclosure. 5 4 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, FreemefromTV said: I keep reading that as “my kelp” and wondering if maybe she’ll start fancying herself a whimsical mermaid. 6 1 Link to comment
YupItsMe April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, lma said: She has to be misspelling everything on purpose. If not, Mykelti is the stupidest stupid who ever did stupid. She’s a whimsical speller... hybbywifey, Starbusks... 8 2 Link to comment
DaphneCat April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 4 hours ago, ginger90 said: From what I found, they live in what is referred to as : Property type: Condo Style: Townhouse It was purchased in 2017. I think that is the appeal of Tony for Mykelti. Financial (and probably general life) stability that she did NOT get growing up. They don't really have much credit history so they couldn't be doing the crap of the older generation (interest only loans, pull all the equity, move and abandon the homes.) They lived in a crap apartment until they bought their condo. Tony has said no to babies until they are more established. I think he let her try the Lulano thing because he saw Meri making money doing it and she really wants to establish a home business so she can afford to have a baby. She married the first man who showed any interest in her but I really think she made damn sure she wasn't going to be moving 19 times in 20(1?2?) years. She refers to Tony as a "banker" but he probably has one of those boring, semi-OK-paying back room jobs in the banking industry processing loans, document search, etc. Same with Madison and Aspyn - I think the appeal (which we may not see) is stability. 1 6 Link to comment
Rabbit Hutch April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 11 hours ago, dreadfulLeigh said: Every time I see this thread bumped up, a shiver of dread goes through me that they have managed to procreate. #maythebirthcontrolbestrong Okay, this made me laugh out loud! Is ANYONE really surprised that the pink hibiscus thingy is Tony's?!? 😏 10 Link to comment
llewis823 April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 32 minutes ago, Rabbit Hutch said: Every time I see this thread bumped up, a shiver of dread goes through me that they have managed to procreate. Same here! LOL 2 3 Link to comment
TurtlePower April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 On 4/28/2019 at 12:12 PM, DaphneCat said: That and the fact the dress clearly needs to be worn with a seamless bra! It is apparently VERY thin fabric. I'm betting it will last 3 cycles in the washing machine before it falls apart. Takers? The fabric is hideous. It might look good on someone with 10% body fat and even then, the cut of the arms on many of the pieces is 1960s farm wife. Very dated look. That's the thing with LuLaNo. It's as if it's unflattering on purpose. 3 3 Link to comment
AZChristian April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 12 hours ago, DaphneCat said: She refers to Tony as a "banker" but he probably has one of those boring, semi-OK-paying back room jobs in the banking industry processing loans, document search, etc. Etc = Emptying trash cans, vacuuming/ mopping floors. 9 Link to comment
Joan of Argh April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 4 hours ago, TurtlePower said: The fabric is hideous. It might look good on someone with 10% body fat and even then, the cut of the arms on many of the pieces is 1960s farm wife. Very dated look. That's the thing with LuLaNo. It's as if it's unflattering on purpose. I've been trying to pin a label on the look but couldn't figure out what it reminded me of..... You nailed it with "1960's farm wife" When I was a little girl I recall my mother dressing like that but she looked nice like Donna Reed... I think the difference is my mother's dresses were natural fibers, cotton, linen etc and they were ironed crisp, clean and fresh looking..... They didn't hang on her all sweaty, limp and clingy like Mykelti's 6 Link to comment
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