Colt & Larissa & Debbie: Me, You, and Bith Phtew

[LGGirl]

2 hours ago, doyouevengohere said:

I think he used the promise of money and the threat of police to try and control her and she freaked out b/c she's nuts. 

To be fair, if I was in a foreign country and my husband was threatening me with the police, I’d freak out, too.   

I’m not saying Larissa isn’t a loose cannon but Colt knew how to get under her skin.   That’s just not ok.  

[magemaud]

so it looks like Colt and Larissa have moved on and both are now involved in dubious (at least to me) relationships. Larissa is with "Eric, that's E.R.I.C." and Colt is supposedly dating another Brazilian fame whore who appears to be way out of his league but is "doing it for a gag" (what an appropriate term) chaperoned by Debbie a la the Duggars. 

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

so it looks like Colt and Larissa have moved on and both are now involved in dubious (at least to me) relationships. Larissa is with "Eric, that's E.R.I.C." and Colt is supposedly dating another Brazilian fame whore who appears to be way out of his league but is "doing it for a gag" (what an appropriate term) chaperoned by Debbie a la the Duggars. 

From what I've read, she won't be gagging on Coltee.

[TMI]

I actually think that Coltee and Mummy planned to send Larissa over the edge so that she would be deported....

[doyouevengohere]

6 hours ago, LGGirl said:

To be fair, if I was in a foreign country and my husband was threatening me with the police, I’d freak out, too.   

I’m not saying Larissa isn’t a loose cannon but Colt knew how to get under her skin.   That’s just not ok.  

Oh I agree.  Colt definitely threatened her and probably figured out what buttons to push to get the most biggie reaction from her.

[magemaud]

6 hours ago, Gobi said:

From what I've read, she won't be gagging on Coltee.

Ooh, do tell! It wasn’t a match made in heaven? 

[magemaud]

Ladies, he’s single and ready to mingle! 

[AZChristian]

6 hours ago, magemaud said:

Ladies, he’s single and ready to mingle! 

And as an added bonus, you might be able to borrow the women's jacket he's wearing.  (Check the button.)

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, AZChristian said:

And as an added bonus, you might be able to borrow the women's jacket he's wearing.  (Check the button.)

Good catch, AZCHRISTIAN! I recognize the "Baby Shit Brown" pants from the lounging photo.  The jacket might be something Debbie picked up in the Plus Size department at the Good Will store where Larissa got her wedding dress. He probably thinks he looks hip and European! 

oh wait, if this was taken in a mirror, the image would be reversed, right? 

Edited June 28, 2019 by magemaud

[funky-rat]

38 minutes ago, magemaud said:

oh wait, if this was taken in a mirror, the image would be reversed, right? 

Looks like it was taken in the mirror.  I also heard that the botton side isn't a hard and fast rule anymore (not sure if that's true or not).

[magemaud]

Well, it was fun to speculate while it lasted. I was imagining Colt getting his wardrobe from the Drag Queen corner of the Vegas Good Will.

 I think for “unisex” clothing the button placement would default to the guy side. 

[funky-rat]

29 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Well, it was fun to speculate while it lasted. I was imagining Colt getting his wardrobe from the Drag Queen corner of the Vegas Good Will.

 I think for “unisex” clothing the button placement would default to the guy side. 

I have heard that about the button placement, but not sure if it's 100% true, or if it's just because of an influx of cheaply made imported clothing, or if it's just BS.  But the photo was taken in a mirror.

[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, magemaud said:

oh wait, if this was taken in a mirror, the image would be reversed, right? 

Well, color me embarrassed.  Guess who doesn't spend time taking her picture in front of a mirror.  Me!!!!  LOL.

[LGGirl]

4 hours ago, AZChristian said:

And as an added bonus, you might be able to borrow the women's jacket he's wearing.  (Check the button.)

The picture could be reversed so the button could be reversed, too.   But the biggest give away are the darts in front to accentuate the female waist.   

Edited June 28, 2019 by LGGirl

[magemaud]

Don’t be embarrassed! It’s an honest mistake with mirror selfies. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, LGGirl said:

The picture could be reversed so the button could be reversed, too.   But the biggest give away are the darts in front to accentuate the female waist.   

Shaping darts! You’ve given me hope that this really IS women’s clothing. Anyway, it’s a fugly outfit no matter the gender. 

[AZChristian]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Shaping darts! You’ve given me hope that this really IS women’s clothing. Anyway, it’s a fugly outfit no matter the gender. 

The darts would also serve to allow more fabric above for the man boobs.  Maybe I was right the first time!!!!

[magemaud]

 Coltee’s response when a reporter asks him on the Red Carpet, “Who are you wearing?” 

“Alfred Dunner” 

[AZChristian]

9 minutes ago, magemaud said:

 Coltee’s response when a reporter asks him on the Red Carpet, “Who are you wearing?” 

“Alfred Dunner” 

But obviously not from the petite collection.  LOL.

[RealReality]

6 hours ago, LGGirl said:

The picture could be reversed so the button could be reversed, too.   But the biggest give away are the darts in front to accentuate the female waist.   

Yeah, given colts "curves" he is probably better off with the women's sportcoat (?).

I had a boss with the same vague shape (endomorphic?) But I think he got his suits custom made, which apparently you can get on the cheap in some Asian countries 

Maybe that's where Colt should go to find his next victim wife.

[Lucky Santangelo]

On 11/3/2018 at 6:25 PM, Owwwww ma leg said:

This is an example of how he looks hot, then there is the one with Larissa where he’s looking chubby. It’s freaking me out

That pic reminds me of Judd Nelson from the breakfast club.

[Elizzikra]

15 hours ago, RealReality said:

Yeah, given colts "curves" he is probably better off with the women's sportcoat (?).

I had a boss with the same vague shape (endomorphic?) But I think he got his suits custom made, which apparently you can get on the cheap in some Asian countries 

Maybe that's where Colt should go to find his next victim wife.

Please don’t give him any ideas...

[magemaud]

What happened to the door of Larissa’s room? 

[magemaud]

Awww, poor Coltee has the sads! 

[RealReality]

10 hours ago, magemaud said:

What happened to the door of Larissa’s room? 

That's scary, and probably evidence of what Colt is like when the cops and cameras aren't around.

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, RealReality said:

That's scary, and probably evidence of what Colt is like when the cops and cameras aren't around.

Because of where the broken part of the door is, I don't think it was the cops trying to gain entry.  I saw on a cop show last week (which makes me an expert) that they train them to kick a couple of inches to the OUTSIDE of the doorknob - there's no room for a foot between the doorknob and the jamb.  I think someone tried to unscrew the doorknob, and then finished the job with a hammer.

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, AZChristian said:

Because of where the broken part of the door is, I don't think it was the cops trying to gain entry.

I agree. The story was the cops kicked in the outside door downstairs. Larissa had supposedly locked herself in the bathroom which might have been an en suite (with the coveted dual vanities just like on HGTV!) and accessed from the bedroom. This was the bedroom door to the hall. My theory is that Colt had tried to open that locked door himself either during that argument or a totally different event. 

Also, the torn screen might have been in Colt's and Larissa's room and when Debbie said "what happened to my screen?" she meant "my" in that she owns the house, not that it was her room. 

[Gobi]

56 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I agree. The story was the cops kicked in the outside door downstairs. Larissa had supposedly locked herself in the bathroom which might have been an en suite (with the coveted dual vanities just like on HGTV!) and accessed from the bedroom. This was the bedroom door to the hall. My theory is that Colt had tried to open that locked door himself either during that argument or a totally different event. 

Also, the torn screen might have been in Colt's and Larissa's room and when Debbie said "what happened to my screen?" she meant "my" in that she owns the house, not that it was her room. 

Or, the screen could have been moved from its original room while she was away.

[Angry Moldovan]

On 6/28/2019 at 3:28 AM, magemaud said:

Ladies, he’s single and ready to mingle! 

Everything in this picture is wrong. The Long black jacket and his womanly figure

Edited July 1, 2019 by Angry Moldolvian

[Angry Moldovan]

On 6/28/2019 at 10:08 AM, AZChristian said:

And as an added bonus, you might be able to borrow the women's jacket he's wearing.  (Check the button.)

He stole it from mother

[Elizzikra]

17 hours ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

He stole it from mother

It would have been an ankle length coat on her.

[magemaud]

I can't decide if Debbie is the MIL from Hell or Larissa is the DIL from Hell, so they both win the title

[AZChristian]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I can't decide if Debbie is the MIL from Hell or Larissa is the DIL from Hell, so they both win the title

"The Perfect Storm" in human form.

[LGGirl]

19 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I can't decide if Debbie is the MIL from Hell or Larissa is the DIL from Hell, so they both win the title

No.   Colt is the most doting son and husband from hell.  He’s the cause of the perfect storm. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

5 hours ago, LGGirl said:

No.   Colt is the most doting son and husband from hell.  He’s the cause of the perfect storm. 

True that.  Like someone else said someplace here:  He finally has two women fighting over him!!!  

[magemaud]

Is Coltee missing a toothee?

[Mu Shu]

On 6/28/2019 at 10:08 AM, AZChristian said:

And as an added bonus, you might be able to borrow the women's jacket he's wearing.  (Check the button.)

Oh shit, you’re right! Looks like he got a minimizing bra too.

makes sense that a woman’s jacket would fit him with the child bearing hips and all.

This guy is super creepy. I wouldn’t be surprised if he turned out to be a serial killer. He already has the Norman Bates relationship and all that. 

[RealReality]

I'm so on the fence as to whether or not to believe the drunken Colt storyline.  He seems crafty enough to hide his drinking, especially if he drinks like that.  For him to do it in front of a camera crew?  I just don't know.

[iwasish]

8 hours ago, RealReality said:

I'm so on the fence as to whether or not to believe the drunken Colt storyline.  He seems crafty enough to hide his drinking, especially if he drinks like that.  For him to do it in front of a camera crew?  I just don't know.

I’m not buying him swigging down the booze. It had to be a bottle he planted there with ice tea or flat cola, possibly a bit of booze too. I think he wanted to give a tough guy appearance on camera. 

[DaphneCat]

27 minutes ago, iwasish said:

I’m not buying him swigging down the booze. It had to be a bottle he planted there with ice tea or flat cola, possibly a bit of booze too. I think he wanted to give a tough guy appearance on camera. 

He would have to be pretty demented to think that looked tough and not desperate.  Someone chugging THAT quantity of booze really ONLY comes off as alcoholic - not tough.

[MajorNelson]

I'm thinking (and somewhat hoping) the booze was real.  The previews for next week seem to carry forward right from that point, and he seems a little looser than usual.  Though..this is the part where he utters the D word.

Maybe a drunk Coltee will reveal his abusive self on screen.

[Persnickety1]

2 hours ago, MajorNelson said:

I'm thinking (and somewhat hoping) the booze was real.  The previews for next week seem to carry forward right from that point, and he seems a little looser than usual.  Though..this is the part where he utters the D word.

Maybe a drunk Coltee will reveal his abusive self on screen.

I was so hoping he would have said "divorce-ee you."  

I think they're both putrid so I love it when they go after each other.  

[TMI]

Larissa is a horror show BUT

when I saw Coltee guzzle down the booze I had a vision of daily life in their house hold. After Dear Debbee drove Coltee to and from work,Debbee and Coltee settled in for a helping of daily bith phtew and a night of binge drinking -at the end of the night Coltee would stagger upstairs to thrillee his living blow up dollee with his sexual prowress until he passed out drunk. To do it all over again the next day

Just the life Larissa dreamt of while skyping him from Southee America!

[Toaster Strudel]

There never was any room for Larissa to fit in.

[greekmom]

11 hours ago, Christina said:

I never thought I would find myself defending Colt, but here I am. I'm spoiler tagging it since I didn't watch this season and it doesn't sound like they addressed it all. Also, it's long. It's not anything that wouldn't have taken place by the time of the episodes shown. 

By the time they announced Colt and Larissa were going to be on this show, the following things had already taken place.

  Reveal spoiler

• There had already been two domestic violence arrests by the time the Tell Nothing filmed and a third one before or right after the announcement; 
• Larissa had one of four fights with a producer who Larissa insisted be fired because she told her that Debbie was not hiding video cameras in the house to catch her doing something to have her deported, Sharp refused to fire her; I didn't see it but apparently they showed part of the discussion on the show with Larissa asking to speak to the producer in the car; 
• Larissa had three emergency room visits for major anxiety attacks and medication reactions when she was unable to get them refilled, and I gave her first DV assault a handwave because I've seen people hit those manic peaks, which are scary as hell and have mental breakdowns when they are end the meds abruptly;
• Larissa trashed a church group online by saying that they refused to help her get her medication refilled because Debbie called and told them not to, someone from the charity responded that they only have funding to help once and they never spoke to Debbie;
• That dinner where Colt told the hostess she had nice glasses was with his coworker and his wife. Larissa insulted her haircut and then blamed Colt for not buying her an expensive outfit for the dinner and the couple left. They claimed the episode was edited to show them sitting there long after they walked away. Larissa said they hated her because Debbie called and talked to them first, the coworker's wife then said Larissa was terrible to everyone and her husband said he showed up at work with bruises. Larissa didn't deny it but blamed it on Debbie. 
• Colt bailed her out on her second DV arrest and paid the attorney so he didn't have the money to pay $600 for the dress she insisted on to appear at the Tell Nothing, she found a $400 which was still too much and ended up going to the show a day late and the production crew sent someone out to photograph dresses and she bragged about it online to someone that she got a new dress and Fernanda didn't. Fern was fighting with her on Instagram and wasn't innocent in the fight, but Larissa didn't see her comments as tasteless, but as proof that she was more valuable to the show than Fernanda;
• At the Tell Nothing she yelled over everyone and wouldn't let anyone talk; they must have been gaslighting her, too.
  
  I'm not sure where exactly these next few fell in time wise, but
   
• Larissa claimed that Debbie wouldn't let Colt add her to HIS bank account, not their joint one used to pay joint bills, but his individual one, unless she agreed to be paid as an employee. This, like a lot of the other bitching, was in Portuguese and I was cutting and pasting it into Google translate but finally figured out what happened was the bank said Larissa had to have a SSN to meet the Federal Regulations and she was under the impression she could use something that came with her K1 Visa. The bank wouldn't use it and said she needed an SSN, which wasn't there yet, or an Employer Identification Number (EIN) as an immigrant. From what Colt said, Debbie did say that it made more sense to wait for her SSN to arrive since it should be soon and having both could cause trouble at tax time. I don't know if Colt ever added her. Larissa claimed Debbie called the bank and told them not to let her open an account and then refused to let Colt do it because she controlled his money. Colt said if Debbie controlled his money, he wouldn't be spending all the money on her that he did, and Larissa claimed it wasn't enough.
• Larissa sold a video of Colt's penis to some site because he wouldn't give her money. I think it was what resulting in the second DV arrest because that supposedly took place when Larissa caught Colt sexting with someone. If you haven't seen the video, do yourself a favor and do not try and find it. If you don't want to take my word for anything, take it for this one. I tried to avoid the video yet it kept popping up.
• Larissa injured herself and tried to get Colt arrested for domestic violence, she was arrested instead because he was injured and hers were deemed self-inflicted. People tried to defend her on that one, with one of the claims made by the cops being that he had no nails and people were posting photos of him with nails, but the photos taken at booking showed all the injuries she was claiming had disappeared. 
• Larissa then claimed that assault happened because she caught him watching kiddie porn, and Colt filed for divorce. She begged him to bail her out and said she would admit she lied about it. When Colt refused to take any more calls from her while she was in jail, her friend posted on Facebook that she would admit she lied about it, just bail her out of jail. Colt threatened to sue Larissa, the friend who was assisting her in contacting that Instagram guy, and the Instagram guy if they posted any more defamatory posts like that, since the police looked at his phone and the tablet she claimed it was on and there wasn't any. Larissa's friend stopped communicating with her for at least some time, if not permanently, when she found out she was being sucked into a fucked up situation by a woman who was a user and abuser and not a victim, and that woman claimed Larissa stole from her, too.
•  

I'm not sure on your source but there is his truth, her truth and the real truth somewhere in the middle. 

While I am NOT on Team Colt, I am also NOT on Team Larissa.  I mean if you look back at their whole "romance", they are both to blame for their troubles.

Colt wanted a hot wife to bang on a regular basis. Larissa wanted to come to the states and live as a Kardashian.  Colt cannot find said wife State side and Larissa couldn't find a rich Brazillian. Ok, let's start hunting online.  They meet online, chat and then decide to meet in Mexico.  Colt doesn't meet her family and her kids and Larissa only sees "vacation Coltee" and not real Colt.  She sees him spending money and of course making her promises (and don't tell me he didn't make promises to her) of her living the good life in USA.  And he said he lives with his mom.  Larissa thinking this is how it is in Brazil (multi families living together) was probably ok with it.

Come State side, Larissa (who is probably on a bit of the cray cray side), sees a cheap, mean man who is tied to his mother and has Norman Bates issues.  She being a bit crazy acts out.  Mom and son decide this is too much for them as Larissa isn't the biddable wife that Colt purchased and wants a return with a full refund.  Hence they get the police involved unnecessarily.  And please do not tell me that Colt was abused by Larissa in the sense of actual abuse.  (at best I can see both of them abusing and gaslighting each other to some extent).

Now, Colt is jealous that he cannot return Larissa back to Brazil and can't have mom in the biblical sense because - well incest.

At least that's my take on the situation. 

[Honey]

The real reason that Debbie can't stand Larissa is because she's had sex with Colt.  That's something that Debbie has always wanted, but wasn't allowed to do.

I can't for the Tell-All.  Colt can't keep his calm demeanor according to the previews, and it's going to be wonderful to watch!

[EarlGreyTea]

What kills me about all these photos posted of Colt is that he has actual potential to be attractive. Nice eyes, nice hair, and his features are angular enough that they would look good if he lost a few pounds. Like most of us, he would look attractive with a certain amount of weight loss.

You can see it the most in the mirror selfie above, where he's taken actual care in his clothing. The potential is there. Now I'm off to wash my eyes with bleach.

Edited July 18, 2019 by EarlGreyTea

[happy hobo]

5 hours ago, EarlGreyTea said:

What kills me about all these photos posted of Colt is that he has actual potential to be attractive. Nice eyes, nice hair, and his features are angular enough that they would look good if he lost a few pounds. Like most of us, he would look attractive with a certain amount of weight loss.

You can see it the most in the mirror selfie above, where he's taken actual care in his clothing. The potential is there. Now I'm off to wash my eyes with bleach.

Too, too feminine looking. I think he would have more potential as a female. 

[Angry Moldovan]

I just saw the extended TLC preview for the tell nothing and it was hilarious. Chantel tells roly mcpoly not to ever disrespect her, not once (paraphrased) and then  Coltee without missing a beat says 1 2 3 4 5. He’s such a gaslighting dough boy but I did laugh

[magemaud]

I watched it, too and it cracked me up. Colt is lounging on the couch, with his arms extended in both directions and Ashley is cringing sitting next to him. Does Chantel use the word “disrespect” in every sentence? 

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/90-day-fiance-tell-all-clip-colt-and-chantel-fight-backstage/