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If someone gifted me a personal video message from Farrah for my birthday, I'd gift them an appointment with a shrink.

I'm glad Michael made it clear that it's a great idea for a person.  I don't think it would be such a great idea for a horse or cow.

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“The bullying and losing of Farrah’s brand by MTV talent who continues to have jealousy attacks toward her are pathetic,” Farrah said.
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Farrah Abraham is not happy that her former Teen Mom OG co-stars (and frequent feud partners) Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra spoke about her ‘Teen Mom’ firing during their recent appearance on The Dr. Oz Show.

When the couple was asked if they agreed with Farrah’s firing, they confirmed that they did. Catelynn gave a very diplomatic answer, stating that she supported MTV’s decision. Tyler, however, let his claws come out out.

“I think it’s great. I think it’s awesome,” Tyler said. “I just think the way she decided to live her lifestyle, it just didn’t mesh well with the rest of the cast.”

Ty also said Farrah “isn’t a very nice person.”

After Farrah found out what Cate and Ty said about her, she gave a statement to Too Fab to share her “Farrah Speak”-filled thoughts. Naturally, they came out as rambling third person diatribe about her former co-stars.

(For your convenience, The Ashley is providing a “Farrah Speak” translator for those of you who are not as well-versed in Farrah’s signature language as The Ashley is.)

“The bullying and losing of Farrah’s brand by MTV talent who continues to have jealousy attacks toward her are pathetic,” Farrah said.

(Farrah Speak Translation: Catelynn and Tyler are dumb for still working for MTV and they are only saying things about Farrah because they are jealous of her.)

“Farrah is the one out of all the cast who is still and always be the star of the show, the show is over with all of the unsafe production around kids. Farrah has a global brand that stands up to improve the adult entertainment industry, so it’s safer for women like Stormy Daniels.”

(Farrah Speak Translation: Farrah will always be the star of the crappy show, even though she got the boot. Farrah’s brands provide yogurt/plastic butts/blowup dolls/furniture that are available for purchase by p0rn stars and other people who are eager to be famous.)

Farrah then went on to praise herself for settling her $5 million lawsuit with Viacom over her firing.

“I commend Farrah for winning a lawsuit and settling with Viacom for their wrong doing toward a female. #TimesUp #MeToo.”

(Farrah Speak Translation: Farrah congratulates Farrah for having Viacom agree to settle the lawsuit with her–which she views as a win– because it was wrong for her to be fired for doing web cam shows and treating production like crap…or something.)

“I’d like to take a moment to congratulate me on a job well done!”

Farrah then said she was going to produce a ‘Teen Mom’-esque show herself.

“Farrah wants nothing to do with a hateful losing culture that wants to hurt women and teen moms and ‘Teen Mom’ is on the verge of being cancelled without Farrah. Farrah’s brand grew bigger than ‘Teen Mom’ and is working on her own scripted web series showing teen mom life as it should be, not how ugly MTV’s Teen Mom is now.”

(Farrah Speak Translation: Farrah is way too big of a star now to be on a ‘Teen Mom’ show so she is going to make a web series about how crappy the life of a teen mom can actually be without MTV money.)

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I’m still trying to wrap my head around her denial of the confirmed charges against her.  She may not agree with them, but that doesn’t make them not exist.  She is beyond delusional, and I hope they get her in some fashion, but I have my doubts (see Paris Hilton and Kim Richards).  

And she celebrated her $5 million lawsuit winnings from MTV by buying a paid of $1000 sneakers?  Big whoop dee do!  That’s chump change and low class for that supposed amount of dollars.  I need receipts of this settlement.  She should have bought a yacht or an estate for cash if she really got that much.  

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What would happen to Sophia if Farrah went to jail? I saw some blurb on SM about Deb filing for emergency custody. I was looking for something else, so I bypassed the link. Not sure how reputable it was. 

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I dislike Farrah immensely, just like I dislike most of the cast members of this franchise, but want her to succeed for three reasons, in order of importance to me:

  1. It pisses off the other cast members and I enjoy it more than a non-sociopath should,
     
  2. From the moment she has graced our screens she has been a hard worker, and I like to see hard work pay off; and 
     
  3. I think she has some underlying mental illness and know she has a personality disorder or three, for which she has sought mental health treatment. We have seen some growth and maturity over the years and I think the counseling is what has allowed her to set and keep boundaries with her mom, who considers herself one of the "Original Girls" because she is also delusional.

Mostly, it just makes me happy that she pisses off the others. 

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15 hours ago, geauxaway said:

I’m still trying to wrap my head around her denial of the confirmed charges against her.  She may not agree with them, but that doesn’t make them not exist.  She is beyond delusional, and I hope they get her in some fashion, but I have my doubts (see Paris Hilton and Kim Richards).  

And she celebrated her $5 million lawsuit winnings from MTV by buying a paid of $1000 sneakers?  Big whoop dee do!  That’s chump change and low class for that supposed amount of dollars.  I need receipts of this settlement.  She should have bought a yacht or an estate for cash if she really got that much.  

She had asked for $5m, we don't know how much MTV paid to settle it.  I'd bet my left foot it was much less than $5m.  

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8 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Strange.....

 

 

 

 

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This comes on the heels of Farrah having Sophia and her friends play a hidden camera joke and tell a little girl that the girl's dog died.

Remember when Deborah EMA told Sophia that dogs don't have souls.

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On 18/07/2018 at 3:53 AM, ginger90 said:

Michael tweeted this, regarding Kail only tweeting negative things about Farrah. Is it me, or does it read as if Farrah wrote it?

 

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Wait, it took forty people to cast her?

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4 hours ago, TexasGal said:

She had asked for $5m, we don't know how much MTV paid to settle it.  I'd bet my left foot it was much less than $5m.  

Did I hear something about a $1 million dollar settlement or was that another one?

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People magazine is saying that Farrah is planning to have the dog stuffed so that she can keep it on a shelf so she and Sophia can always have it with them.  I just have no words.

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5 hours ago, druzy said:

This comes on the heels of Farrah having Sophia and her friends play a hidden camera joke and tell a little girl that the girl's dog died.


Hold up.  WHAT?  Do we know this is true? 

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17 minutes ago, eskimo said:

Hold up.  WHAT?  Do we know this is true? 

From In Touch Magazine:

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Surprise, surprise — Farrah Abraham is receiving backlash online, this time for involving her nine-year-old daughter in a mean prank. The former Teen Mom OG star took to Snapchat to share a video with her followers and said, "Kids dare. First, we're going to ding dong ditch. Then we're going to come back and we're going to be like, 'Oh my God your dog died! It's crazy, right?'"

Although the clip has since been deleted, fans didn't hold back their comments on reddit. One user wrote, "I legit would sue Farrah for emotional damages if she EVERRRR pulled a 'stunt' like that on my child (and I don't even have children)." A second agreed, adding, "My daughter would legit have a full-on breakdown if a kid told her that. If I found out one of the other parents had come up with this 'dare,' I would completely lose my s--t for real."

Not one to bite her tongue, Farrah clapped back at her haters. She told Radar Online, "It's like a mix between Punk'd and America's Funniest Home Videos," referring to Sophia's new upcoming web series.

EXCLUSIVE Monster Mom! Farrah Abraham Dares Daughter Sophia To Tell Friend Her Dog Died

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I can't keep up with Farrah's multiple show biz delusions.  First she was writing a screenplay based on her book.  Then she was actually producing the movie, casting it, and looking to hire a big-time Director like J. J. Abrams.  Now she's signed with some sketchy talent agency, and going out on auditions.

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This family is living proof that being upper-middle class and white (does Syrian count as white? I can't keep up) does not guarantee functional literacy. Michael's typos make it sound like "Sophia Blue" is her name and he's her "lover." He's kind of creepy but I don't think he's that kind of creepy.

I'm not even going to touch that stream of consciousness that Farrah barfed onto Sophia's page. I guess punctuation is for ugly girls. 

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The mod team has created a new topic to discuss Teen Mom in the media (casting news, etc.). Please move any discussion of the recent addition of Bristol Palin to the cast there. Thanks!

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On 7/19/2018 at 10:52 AM, TexasGal said:

She had asked for $5m, we don't know how much MTV paid to settle it.  I'd bet my left foot it was much less than $5m.  

I'd bet my right foot she settled for that ugly-ass pair of shoes and $50.

22 hours ago, teapot said:


I'm just glad she didn't have the money when Daddy Derek passed....

I legitimately snort-laughed at this. I can see Farrah having poor Daddy Derek stuffed and hauling him around on her and Mowgli's zany adventures... 

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Btw... that picture of sophia with the dog... that's after the dog passed.  She also did a video during it.  Such an idiot....

I feel bad that their dog passed away but I do not need to see a dead dog online. 

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2 hours ago, gunderda said:

Btw... that picture of sophia with the dog... that's after the dog passed.  She also did a video during it.  Such an idiot....

I feel bad that their dog passed away but I do not need to see a dead dog online. 

That video was horrible, just horrible.

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On 7/17/2018 at 1:07 AM, Stusan said:

If I didn't feel that I was contributing to Farrah's 10 minutes of fame, I'd say that we should put up a collection for someone here to get a personal recording and report back.

JUST DO IT!

I saw an interview with Farrah and her daughter.  Farrah was discussing how MTV does not like a "mom" that work and ....................all the while Sophia was pantomiming and had a full face of makeup on.  Farrah already looks 45 and she is destroying Sophia's skin with all the crap.  It looked so creepy.

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On 7/17/2018 at 1:53 PM, ginger90 said:

Michael tweeted this, regarding Kail only tweeting negative things about Farrah. Is it me, or does it read as if Farrah wrote it?

 

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I think Farrah looks gorgeous in that headshot. Gives a glimpse of what she would have looked like if she’d kept her look more natural.

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Yeah, nothing cheers up an 8-year old girl who probably killed her dog more than visiting the TMZ studios, Farrah.

JESUS CHRIST how thirsty can a human being be?

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This bitch did not really post pictures of her dead dog then hire a photographer to show them dropping it off at the taxidermist so she could sell the photos to the Daily Mail. Excuse likely run on sentence - I’m pissed. 

Mental health issues or not - that’s a step too far for me. 

I had an Akita mix who died of bloat on me at age six in about 45 minutes (died right before I got to emergency vet). I was curled up in a ball for days.

BTW - how does a healthy youngish Pomeranian drop dead in a matter of minutes? Those dogs live relatively forever. These people should not be allowed to have pets. Whatever happened to Starburst? She got no house anymore. I predict a colic death within a year.

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On 7/22/2018 at 5:47 PM, Jennifersdc said:

This bitch did not really post pictures of her dead dog then hire a photographer to show them dropping it off at the taxidermist so she could sell the photos to the Daily Mail. Excuse likely run on sentence - I’m pissed. 

Mental health issues or not - that’s a step too far for me. 

I had an Akita mix who died of bloat on me at age six in about 45 minutes (died right before I got to emergency vet). I was curled up in a ball for days.

BTW - how does a healthy youngish Pomeranian drop dead in a matter of minutes? Those dogs live relatively forever. These people should not be allowed to have pets. Whatever happened to Starburst? She got no house anymore. I predict a colic death within a year.

Now Farrah says they are awaiting results of an autopsy on the dog? But the morning after it died she was taking  it to the taxidermist? Something is rotten in this whole story. 

And on TMZ, Farrah is talking to Harvey and Charles while Sophia dances and pantomimes, makes faces and hand gestures. There is something wrong with that little girl. I truly think she had something to do with the death of her dog. Probably not on purpose (I hope) but it’s not hard to kill or seriously injure a tiny dog with rough treatment. 

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I love the fact that exploiting a child for the financial gain of this very messed up family is fine. However, if you dare mention anything negative then it’s “clutch pearls” how dare you say anything about a CHILD!

1 hour ago, FairyDusted said:

Ugh....MAKEUP! Is Farrah giving her eye lessons as well? Just doesn't look natural on a child!

I have never seen a little girl with so much make up outside of toddlers and tiaras.

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Why do I feel like Sophia is a prime candidate for some sort of trafficking abduction?  This whole family is so fucked up.  Part of me prays that this is all a show act for publicity and it cannot possibly be how they conduct their real day to day life.  Either way, Sophia’s SM accounts are just fodder for kiddie porn freaks.  But that’s fine, because she is just a CHILD (Michael).

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23 hours ago, qtpye said:

I love the fact that exploiting a child for the financial gain of this very messed up family is fine. However, if you dare mention anything negative then it’s “clutch pearls” how dare you say anything about a CHILD!

I have never seen a little girl with so much make up outside of toddlers and tiaras.

This X 1,000!

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