Farrah

[geauxaway]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

She scares me

Does that sign actually say her favorite thing to do is “live”?

[ginger90]

Just now, geauxaway said:

Does that sign actually say her favorite thing to do is “live”?

Yup, and her teacher’s name is cupcake!

[teapot]

1 minute ago, geauxaway said:

Does that sign actually say her favorite thing to do is “live”?

maybe her online school is not well?

[galaxychaser]

The puppy is adorable. 

[Marisagf]

2 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Does that sign actually say her favorite thing to do is “live”?

I thought it said, “like”.  As in social media.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

The puppy is adorable. 

I give it six months before the child rage kills it like the other one.

[Snarky McSnarky]

Such bullshit.  How would Sophia fare on a standardized test compared to other children her age?  Not well, I'm afraid.  There's no way she's putting in the classroom hours each day that regular school students are, and no way her semi-literate mother is teaching her correctly.  She isn't a child actor working at a studio, and there is no reason to keep her out of school.  Farrah's selfishness knows no bounds, and I also want to kidnap that beautiful puppy before another tragedy occurs.  I guess Starburst has been adopted by Michael and his wife back in Texas, which is probably a good thing.

[Thorkim]

On 8/21/2018 at 6:07 PM, galaxychaser said:

Sophia has no neck. 

Sophia has no neck. 

I've noticed that with the photos Farrah has been putting up lately.  Helen Keller could see it.

[geauxaway]

5 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Such bullshit.  How would Sophia fare on a standardized test compared to other children her age?  Not well, I'm afraid.  There's no way she's putting in the classroom hours each day that regular school students are, and no way her semi-literate mother is teaching her correctly.  She isn't a child actor working at a studio, and there is no reason to keep her out of school.  Farrah's selfishness knows no bounds, and I also want to kidnap that beautiful puppy before another tragedy occurs.  I guess Starburst has been adopted by Michael and his wife back in Texas, which is probably a good thing.

I doubt that was her handwriting at all on that board.  FFS.  My cognitively delayed son at 10 years old would list his favorite thing to do as “play Minecraft.”  

As for Cupcake....good luck.  She will Lenny that dog too. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On 8/23/2018 at 4:58 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

I guess Starburst has been adopted by Michael and his wife back in Texas, which is probably a good thing.

Too bad Sophia isn't being cared for by them as well.

Remember when Farrah would leave Sophia home with Michael in Texas when she traveled/worked and told a magazine that "Sophia was doing her own thing"?  Plenty of us ragged on Farrah for leaving Sophia behind while she jetted around the country/world.  I think we'd like to take that back and wish for a time again when Sophia is "doing her own thing" again if that means living with Michael & his wife (who seem to be the sanest of this bunch), attending real school (not dissing home schoolers, just dissing Farrah Academy), and what she saw in her daily life was at least somewhat more age-appropriate. 

I wonder if Sophia and Farrah ever see Derek's dad & step-mom (who they'd visit when they went to his grave) anymore? They seemed like reasonable people.  I'm sure they don't want to have Farrah cut them off from Sophia so they don't call her on her BS.  But I can only imagine what they're thinking. 

Edited August 29, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[qtpye]

On 8/22/2018 at 2:16 PM, Giant Misfit said:

Yes, apparently in size XL. 

In that interview, when asked if she was dating anyone, Farrah answers, "I don't want a sidepiece...whatever that is." Which would be like me answering the question, "Do you know how to play any Beethoven on the piano?" with, "I ate a magnifying glass...there's a winch in my electrical socket." 

Also, on introducing fat into her diet so she can train for her boxing match, "I've gained 50% more muscle." (She looks exactly the same as last year.)

When asked (I think) what Teen Mom is like without her, she claims it's like watching Girl, Interrupted—a film which she has clearly never seen beyond the title credits, if that. 

She probably thinks her breasts and butt implants will cushion all the blows.

On 8/23/2018 at 3:47 AM, knitta please said:

Dipped in grease, sleaze, delusions of grandeur, overwhelming denial, and jizz.

I sometimes wonder what Mowgli's future will be like. The OG Mowgli fared better than this one could possibly hope for. I was a bit confused during her groady makeup tutorial (she disrespected an expensive brush, used her clothing to blend, wipe, and clean her brush WTAF.) when it looked like her whore-flea-bag "mother" appeared to be posing nude behind her. Maybe it was a nude toned dress, but it probably wasn't. 

I am going to watch the boxing match because I want to see Farrah get beat the fuck up. I have wanted to see that for years and it will be so nice to see her get punched out. 

Ugh, I truly hate her. She fills me with irrational rage.

To be fair the original Mowgli was raised by the animals of the jungle...Sophia is being raised by much lower life forms with nowhere near that amount of intelligence, wisdom, or class.

[londonfroglet]

19 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Does that sign actually say her favorite thing to do is “live”?

To be fair, the fact that I am alive is probably my favorite thing about my own existence, so... I get it.

I never knew about what happened to their previous little dog, and based on the comments, I probably never, ever want to know. Disgusting.

[ginger90]

Funny how Mercedes Benz happens to be in the picture. Whatever, Debra EMBA........

 

[Guest]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

Funny how Mercedes Benz happens to be in the picture.

 

She neglected to post what had to be the next image in the series: the car salesman throwing her off his lot for loitering. #blessed #hammertoes 

[guilfoyleatpp]

That is at least a two week growth from pedicure day.

Why is her 4th toe lying on its side like a wounded soldier? Is it angry at the other toes?

I just think "She probably took 50 pictures of her toes and this is the best picture she could get."

[geauxaway]

6 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

That is at least a two week growth from pedicure day.

Why is her 4th toe lying on its side like a wounded soldier? Is it angry at the other toes?

I just think "She probably took 50 pictures of her toes and this is the best picture she could get."

Yah she got fugly feet.  I wouldn’t advertise that.  ?.   FFS none of those toes are right.  Da fuq????

Edited August 29, 2018 by geauxaway

[RealitytvLover]

On 8/21/2018 at 5:32 AM, Marisagf said:

If Farrah was fired, why is she at the VMAs?  

Exactly. Makes me wonder if the settlement from her lawsuit was her own show in the near future. That could explain Michael's cryptic tweets and her media drama over the last several months. 

[Jennifersdc]

On 8/13/2018 at 6:13 PM, kokapetl said:

How the fuck does Mowgli look like a 45 year old dwarf version of Teresa Giudice?

And are Farrah's shitty implants appropriate for court?  

Slow long clap....that’s so wrong but so right. 

On 8/23/2018 at 12:53 PM, druzy said:

She scares me

She did not just give that girl a new puppy.

[geauxaway]

10 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

Slow long clap....that’s so wrong but so right. 

She did not just give that girl a new puppy.

Of course she did!   Maybe she can fulfill her favorite thing to do and let let this puppy LIVE!   Farrah really missed the boat.  They are playing a new version of the Bad Seed on Lifetime.  Sophia would have been a shoe in to play the lead part.

[DangerousMinds]

39 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Of course she did!   Maybe she can fulfill her favorite thing to do and let let this puppy LIVE!   Farrah really missed the boat.  They are playing a new version of the Bad Seed on Lifetime.  Sophia would have been a shoe in to play the lead part.

Another version? The original is one of my favorite films!

[geauxaway]

11 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

Another version? The original is one of my favorite films!

IDK???  It just keeps coming up on my FB feed (via Lifetime).  ?.  Isn’t Sophia perfect for it tho???  9/9 on Lifetime FYI

Edited August 29, 2018 by geauxaway

[CaliforniaLove]

43 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

IDK???  It just keeps coming up on my FB feed (via Lifetime).  ?.  Isn’t Sophia perfect for it tho???  9/9 on Lifetime FYI

Yeah, either that, or she could be an updated version of the "Talking Tina" doll from the Twilight Zone. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

21 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Funny how Mercedes Benz happens to be in the picture. Whatever, Debra EMBA........

 

DebzOG, EMBA has the same taste in nail polish colors as my niece did when she was seven.

Also, what is even going on with her middle toe? Is it broken? 

[Thorkim]

16 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

That is at least a two week growth from pedicure day.

Why is her 4th toe lying on its side like a wounded soldier? Is it angry at the other toes?

I just think "She probably took 50 pictures of her toes and this is the best picture she could get."

LMFAO

[Snarky McSnarky]

Nothing says Old Lady Sandals like an oversized multicolored insect.

ddanielsen1: love the insects on my shoes. They are like rainbows in the sunshine

[guilfoyleatpp]

13 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

DebzOG, EMBA has the same taste in nail polish colors as my niece did when she was seven.

Also, what is even going on with her middle toe? Is it broken? 

IDK, but she's got some pretty long hairs going on there...Gonna take me a while to forget about that.

[FairyDusted]

33 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

IDK, but she's got some pretty long hairs going on there...Gonna take me a while to forget about that.

Ok. My husband is all pissed off I'm shaking the bed LMAO! Brain bleach please!

[ginger90]

[druzy]

Michael is grumpy and needs to take a break from social media. Did he marry his fiance yet? 

[ginger90]

24 minutes ago, druzy said:

Michael is grumpy and needs to take a break from social media. Did he marry his fiance yet? 

He was on some podcast recently, and they hadn’t married yet.

The use of the word “haters” bugs the crap out of me!

Edited August 30, 2018 by ginger90

[Snarky McSnarky]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

He was on some podcast recently, and they hadn’t married yet.

The use of the word “haters” bugs the crap out of me!

The use of the word "haters" by a middle age man should be against the law.

Wasn't Michael also spouting off about some movie that was being made?  Whatever happened to that project?

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

1 hour ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

The use of the word "haters" by a middle age man should be against the law.

My dad is older than Michael, but OMG, I'd be SOOO embarrassed if he used the word "haters" on social media.

Good thing no one in the Abraham family embarrasses easily (or at all, really). 

[ginger90]

During the same podcast he said, “cray cray”, numerous times. I’m done with podcasts! ?

[Snarky McSnarky]

1 minute ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

 

My dad is older than Michael, but OMG, I'd be SOOO embarrassed if he used the word "haters" on social media.

Good thing no one in the Abraham family embarrasses easily (or at all, really). 

Actually, his entire Tweet looks like it came from a middle school girl instead of a middle age man.  Does he have nothing else to do at 10:00 PM?  Pathetic family.

Everything in Farrah's stores seems to be 50% off.  Are they clearing out the inventory in preparation of abrupt closings à la Froco Yogurt?

[CaliforniaLove]

Michael's tweets about Farrah's "upcoming projects" remind me of earthquake predictions. Growing up in California, I've been hearing that "the big one!" will happen within the next 30 years. I first heard this over 30 years ago, and while we've had a couple good sized ones, we haven't had what they are referring to as "the big one", and it always seems laughable to me that people get paid to throw this arbitrary number out. Michael can keep telling the "haters" about all of these "upcoming major projects!!!!", and he'll probably keep throwing tweets like this out for the next 20 years while Farrah remains in non-porn obscurity. 

Also, do people like Farrah, Jenelle & Kail realize that the reason they have "haters" is because they themselves are the most hateful people we've ever seen on the small screen? When you're full of that much hate, people are going to hate you. Idiots. 

[Jennifersdc]

On 8/29/2018 at 8:54 AM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

DebzOG, EMBA has the same taste in nail polish colors as my niece did when she was seven.

Also, what is even going on with her middle toe? Is it broken? 

Funny how the chrome on Debz OG EMBA’s Mercedes is perfect as if it’s never been stepped on before.

I’m with the poster who said she was chased out of the dealership shortly thereafter.

[Jennifersdc]

Farrah also claims she has a show coming on in September with NBC. Uh OK - September is here. Shouldn’t NBC be doing some press at this point to drum up interest? Maybe even just a press release?

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/farrah-abraham-teases-new-mtv-dating-show-video/

SI think hashtags maybe the stupidest thing ever invented - but here I go. #Delusional #Lyingliarsthatlie#Crazytown

Edited August 30, 2018 by Jennifersdc
Edited to add - she looks positively dreadful in that photo. It’s a shame - she was a pretty girl.

[Snarky McSnarky]

She's still busy working on her movie...

The Teen Mom movie is almost ready for casting and Farrah reveals EXCLUSIVELY to HollywoodLife that she would love to see Selena Gomez play her in the upcoming movie. “I think Selena Gomez would play me great and I am excited to start casting once the package is ready to go!”

I'm sure Selena would be thrilled to be associated with this "package" and would undoubtedly "play her great."   Farrah loves to throw big names out because she knows the tabloids will report whatever she says.

 https://hollywoodlife.com/2018/08/29/farrah-abraham-selena-gomez-teen-mom-movie-life-story

[Jennifersdc]

On 8/23/2018 at 5:58 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Such bullshit.  How would Sophia fare on a standardized test compared to other children her age?  Not well, I'm afraid.  There's no way she's putting in the classroom hours each day that regular school students are, and no way her semi-literate mother is teaching her correctly.  She isn't a child actor working at a studio, and there is no reason to keep her out of school.  Farrah's selfishness knows no bounds, and I also want to kidnap that beautiful puppy before another tragedy occurs.  I guess Starburst has been adopted by Michael and his wife back in Texas, which is probably a good thing.

I totally forgot about Starburst. Previous prediction of a year before it dies of colic maybe retracted. Who knew crazy Michael being in charge could be a good thing? For me - jury’s still out on the kid (re - he raised Farrah). I guess nobody wins here. Except for us haters.

[ginger90]

I don’t get Michael. He has less than 27,000 “followers” on Twitter. His main purpose is retweeting Farrah’s business tweets, no idea who he thinks he’s reaching, and replying to tweets on Farrah’s Twitter. It’s ridiculous. 

His main lines: open your eyes and you will see the truth, take your judgement out of your eyes you will see the truth ....blah blah blah.

[CaliforniaLove]

4 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

open your eyes and you will see the truth, take your judgement out of your eyes you will see the truth ....blah blah blah.

I watch what these people do & say ON FILM, and on their own social medias, and I think I see the truth...

[guilfoyleatpp]

5 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Everything in Farrah's stores seems to be 50% off.  Are they clearing out the inventory in preparation of abrupt closings à la Froco Yogurt?

I read somewhere that Simon co-signed on all her Austin commercial properties and the leases are coming up and she isn't renewing. So they're closing. 

[DangerousMinds]

10 hours ago, ginger90 said:

He was on some podcast recently, and they hadn’t married yet.

The use of the word “haters” bugs the crap out of me!

Me too! I thought I was one of the only ones. 

[Jennifersdc]

1 hour ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

I read somewhere that Simon co-signed on all her Austin commercial properties and the leases are coming up and she isn't renewing. So they're closing. 

If he did - he’s an idiot.

Remember - he’s supposedly an uber real estate mogul. He had a small residential property management company (now closed) and is now a residential realtor. 

So maybe he was that stupid.

[Stusan]

7 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Michael's tweets about Farrah's "upcoming projects" remind me of earthquake predictions. Growing up in California, I've been hearing that "the big one!" will happen within the next 30 years. I first heard this over 30 years ago, and while we've had a couple good sized ones, we haven't had what they are referring to as "the big one", and it always seems laughable to me that people get paid to throw this arbitrary number out. Michael can keep telling the "haters" about all of these "upcoming major projects!!!!", and he'll probably keep throwing tweets like this out for the next 20 years while Farrah remains in non-porn obscurity. 

Also, do people like Farrah, Jenelle & Kail realize that the reason they have "haters" is because they themselves are the most hateful people we've ever seen on the small screen? When you're full of that much hate, people are going to hate you. Idiots. 

My money is on California feeling The Big One before Farrah hits The Big Time.

(I was going to use "The Big One" also in reference to Farrah, because you KNOW that's the name of her next skin flick, but that wasn't exactly the reference I was trying to make.)

[CaliforniaLove]

6 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

If he did - he’s an idiot.

Remember - he’s supposedly an uber real estate mogul. He had a small residential property management company (now closed) and is now a residential realtor. 

So maybe he was that stupid.

He was someone who feels the same way we do about these people, so seeing someone bring something that was somewhat along our perspectives was so shocking, it clouded the fact that he doesn't have a millimeter of the wit that is exuded on these boards. At the end of the day he's really just a dumb douche.

ETA: I just saw an IG ad by Selena Gomez that was a paid partnership with Coach...she's really slumming it while waiting for production of "Farrah: Not Fawcett. The More Famous One Who Doesn't Have Hate Crimes" the movie to start production. 

Edited August 31, 2018 by CaliforniaLove

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

7 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

"Farrah: Not Fawcett. The More Famous One Who Doesn't Have Hate Crimes"

I need a new monitor and a fresh cup of coffee. This was BRILLIANT.

[ginger90]

[Jennifersdc]

On 8/29/2018 at 2:47 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Nothing says Old Lady Sandals like an oversized multicolored insect.

ddanielsen1: love the insects on my shoes. They are like rainbows in the sunshine

My 80-yr old mother would love those shoes. I was recently visiting and she was heading to the Dollar Store (one her favorite places - the woman can easily spend a couple hundred dollars a day on crap - hey it’s her money). I asked her to pick me up some hair scrunchies and she came back with the neon colored assortment.

[ginger90]

“This is all without tequila “

 

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