Farrah

[monicageller]

3 minutes ago, Stusan said:

Both Kristen Bell and Dr. Drew have looks on their faces wondering how they even got into this photo.  Neither are amused. 

Kristen is in her happy place in her mind, thinking happy sloth thoughts.

[KittyKat133]

18 hours ago, ghoulina said:

I don't think it was ever alleged that she assaulted cops. Cops were called because she allegedly struck a hotel employee. She was apparently in a VERBAL altercation with other guests the hotel (totally believable), asked to leave, wouldn't leave, and assaulted the man escorting her out. So I don't see it so much as she hauled off and punched someone. But that was she was being difficult and combative, struggling to get away from the dude. She allegedly grabbed his ear, pushed his head, etc. Farrah doesn't seem like the type to get into a fist fight, but I can totally see her lashing out in that situation. 

Now that I believe! 

[Brooklynista]

7 hours ago, Stusan said:

Both Kristen Bell and Dr. Drew have looks on their faces wondering how they even got into this photo.  Neither are amused. 

Ambushed. That's the word I'm looking for.

[Calm81]

The body language of Kristen bell tells me she got tricked into this photo by accidentally bumping into Dr. Drew while he was talking to Farrah — that’s when Kristen was apologizing to Drew for bumping him and Farrah blurted out “he will forgive you if you take a group photo with us!!!” (Insert tons of fake cheesy grin exchanges while they try and get the forced and awkward photo over with...) Kristen’s head is slightly tilted away from Farrah’s head and Kristen’s hands look like she’s squeezing her wrists tightly to keep from releasing some F-Bombs — her wrists are a stress ball at this moment. ?

Edited June 19, 2018 by Calm81

[Calm81]

A screen grab from Farrah’s Snapchat. In the video she’s like “ohhhhhhh wow!” I’m like, you’ve had bigger — in the butt so shut up and eat it. Lol.

Ain’t gonna lie, I want a hotdog now. 

 

[TexasGal]

11 hours ago, monicageller said:

Kristen is in her happy place in her mind, thinking happy sloth thoughts.

#womeninfilm.  Yes, Farrah, you are both exactly the same in that regard.

[ginger90]

Does anyone know how to find out how many copies of My Teenage Dream Ended have been sold?

This is Michael’s answer.....

He’s responding a lot with “lol “ at the end of his posts lately.

[FairyDusted]

21 hours ago, crazychicken said:

This is so disturbing, Sophia has no chance when her own mother thinks this is ok to not only record but post online.

What the actual fuck! I feel gross just watching that. And I just stepped out of a shower. There is something wrong with her.  @JocelynCavanaugh said it much better. And no cuss words. Cuz she's nice.

21 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

Good lord, that is disgusting. That poor kid has no idea what she's doing. She just thinks it's a cute outfit and a fun little dance. I hate Farrah. I really hope people can see past admiring her "hustle" and see that she's pimping out her little child. She is a deeply sick, untreatable individual.

[Jeanne222]

20 hours ago, Stusan said:

Both Kristen Bell and Dr. Drew have looks on their faces wondering how they even got into this photo.  Neither are amused. 

Why is Farrah even with Dr. Drew.  Don't tell me they are trying to get her back on the show????

[UniqueHandle]

On 6/17/2018 at 6:01 PM, ginger90 said:

What I find most disturbing about this photo is that Farrah is dressed like a groom and Sophia is dressed like a bride... for all the world to see. 

[JocelynCavanaugh]

28 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

What the actual fuck! I feel gross just watching that. And I just stepped out of a shower. There is something wrong with her.  @JocelynCavanaugh said it much better. And no cuss words. Cuz she's nice.

LOL I cuss sometimes! With Farrah I try to avoid doing hate crimes since that's so important to her but it's tough.

[RealitytvLover]

1 hour ago, UniqueHandle said:

What I find most disturbing about this photo is that Farrah is dressed like a groom and Sophia is dressed like a bride... for all the world to see. 

Well at least it's literal. She's grooming her daughter to be just like her in a few years... 

[galaxychaser]

http://www.realitytea.com/2018/06/19/farrah-abraham-told-daughter-sophia-about-arrest-as-an-example-of-how-people-want-to-ruin-her-career/

[Snarky McSnarky]

wrong thread.

Edited June 23, 2018 by Snarky McSnarky

[ginger90]

[christie]

Every tweet is money in the bank? What does this mean? Does he get paid for every tweet he receives/writes or does every tweet create a buzz about Farah which has people clamouring to see her (either in person or on film (ok webcams)) which translates into money for Farah? I'm confused and probably thinkig too much about this; it's probably more of Michael's spin (translaton: lies), sucking upto Farah and delusion. 

 

Twenty five million people read Farah's book? I needed a good laugh. 

[druzy]

2 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Father Farrah why don't you start trademarking Farrah's word salad sayings and put them on t shirts, hats, mugs, bumper stickers, pens, beach bags etc. I bet you would make more money with the merchandise than you do with your tweets. I bet a beach bag would be a big seller with Farrah's famous quote: We don't discriminate, we don't do racism & we don't do hate crimes.

[Krovky]

On 3/16/2018 at 5:32 PM, handle the scandal said:

Farrah's Lawsuit

Her entire complaint is a projection of her actions and responses. She feared for her life lol!! I'm surprised Viacom settled with her now I see this. 

[Jennifersdc]

On 6/20/2018 at 6:48 PM, christie said:

Every tweet is money in the bank? What does this mean? Does he get paid for every tweet he receives/writes or does every tweet create a buzz about Farah which has people clamouring to see her (either in person or on film (ok webcams)) which translates into money for Farah? I'm confused and probably thinkig too much about this; it's probably more of Michael's spin (translaton: lies), sucking upto Farah and delusion. 

 

Twenty five million people read Farah's book? I needed a good laugh. 

I’ve discovered I find Michael even more amusing than Farrah.

25M? Priceless. I remember years ago on the RHNJ boards (thank Baby Jesus I haven’t watched that in years) somebody worked in publishing and found all the sales of Teresa Guidice’s books on her database. Skinny Italian (far more successful than My Teenage Dream Ended) sold overall something like only 250K? total.

 

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/secret-reality-book-success-179958

[Jennifersdc]

On 6/20/2018 at 7:06 PM, druzy said:

Father Farrah why don't you start trademarking Farrah's word salad sayings and put them on t shirts, hats, mugs, bumper stickers, pens, beach bags etc. I bet you would make more money with the merchandise than you do with your tweets. I bet a beach bag would be a big seller with Farrah's famous quote: We don't discriminate, we don't do racism & we don't do hate crimes.

Druzy - that’s really funny. Perfect combination of word salad and the fact it’s Farrah - who kinda does all those things.

[ghoulina]

I think most of you know I was born in Omaha and live just a half hour outside the city. All my family lives in Omaha and my husband works there. Well, my sister just saw Deb and her bushy husband downtown. She was going into Starbucks and they were coming out. She didn't see Deb at first, just David. He was talking about 3 feet behind her and talking on his phone. She recognized him instantly and turned to see Deb walking off down the street. No pictures, sorry. But she said it definitely seems like he wants nothing to do with her! 

[Thorkim]

2 hours ago, ghoulina said:

I think most of you know I was born in Omaha and live just a half hour outside the city. All my family lives in Omaha and my husband works there. Well, my sister just saw Deb and her bushy husband downtown. She was going into Starbucks and they were coming out. She didn't see Deb at first, just David. He was talking about 3 feet behind her and talking on his phone. She recognized him instantly and turned to see Deb walking off down the street. No pictures, sorry. But she said it definitely seems like he wants nothing to do with her! 

I was born and raised in Lincoln, been here my whole 63 (almost 64) years.  Maybe I need to get up to Omaha more often to see some action with Deb.  Damn, what I am missing out on?  

[ghoulina]

51 minutes ago, Thorkim said:

I was born and raised in Lincoln, been here my whole 63 (almost 64) years.  Maybe I need to get up to Omaha more often to see some action with Deb.  Damn, what I am missing out on?  

Oh yea, she goes to Omaha all the time. Seems like she and Farrah show up in the Old Market a lot when they're filmimg. 

My sister has severe hair loss due to using Accutane as a teenager, so she wears a wig. She gets her wig treated at the same place Deb went to get hair extensions for her wedding. 

I think Chelsea even came to Omaha once during filmimg. Maybe to visit the zoo?

[qtpye]

On 6/15/2018 at 10:37 AM, BlancheDevoreaux said:

It's really pathetic how her parents feel the need to defend her on social media all the time.  When someone posts about real celebrities, it is rare to see mommy or daddy jumping to defend the honor of their Little Precious.  I'm guessing their managers and publicists have pointed out that it never helps the image and is usually hurtful.  But, here we have daddy Michael ready to go after anyone who dares to say something negative about his horrible bitch of a daughter.

Most real celebrities have friends, colleagues, and other real relationships.  At the end of the day, Farrah's parents are the only ones that can stand her and that had gotten a million times worse as the Teen Mom fame increased. Now that have all drank the Kool-Aid and believe Farrah is their ticket to the good life.

[ginger90]

2 videos

 

Feel the love? Me either!

 

 

Thank goodness she wasn’t shown eating one!

[ghoulina]

Ew, she's at the CWS.I knew there was a reason I didn't use the free tickets we got for Sunday's game. (Besides the heat, our martial arts commitments, and the fact that I hate baseball.)

[monicageller]

On 6/21/2018 at 9:06 AM, druzy said:

Father Farrah why don't you start trademarking Farrah's word salad sayings and put them on t shirts, hats, mugs, bumper stickers, pens, beach bags etc. I bet you would make more money with the merchandise than you do with your tweets. I bet a beach bag would be a big seller with Farrah's famous quote: We don't discriminate, we don't do racism & we don't do hate crimes.

The Pedro reference in here made me wonder if 90 Day Fiance is somewhere on Farrah's 'reality shows to wrangle my way onto' list. Mother Farrah would be overjoyed!

[Jeanne222]

So as I'm understanding it mother and father Farrah are both nuts!  Who knew!

[christie]

7 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

So as I'm understanding it mother and father Farrah are both nuts!  Who knew!

I remember back to the early seasons when Farah was dating and she brought her date home; the guy's sitting there talking with Deb who is bouncing Sophia on her lap, and Deb tells the guy that they're Christians and they don't believe in pre-marital sex :o Sometimes I think that that should have clued us about the crazy. I think the crazy was probably always there but it was covered; of course the mobey and the fame made it worse. 

[ginger90]

See, doesn’t that make it ok.....the nanny was there!

[Snarky McSnarky]

Love this sentence:  "Then Sophia was with her nanny during conference meetings in the evening...you have no idea what your [sic] talking about, or your [sic] a fool, or just stupid."

[galaxychaser]

Mike can’t spell that makes me sad.

[Calm81]

Michaels entire response made absolutely no sense. He just wanted to name drop and brag about Farrah having a personal nanny. Oh I can’t wait until he’s driving for Uber. Oh wait...?

[galaxychaser]

That poor nanny. Imagine dealing with Farrah and Sophia. 

[christie]

I find it ironic that Michael is calling people "fools" and "stupid" when I haven't read one single tweet where he uses "you're" correctly. Even primary school children know how to use "your" and "you're" correctly. I'd send him a tweet calling him out on it but I don't want my friends to know that I used to watch Teen Mom. 

[mamadrama]

I've been hanging out on The Handmaid's Tale forum (and let me say, I REALLY miss and appreciate you guys with each passing day over there) and Farrah/Michael remind me of Serena Joy. I WANT to root for them and despite the shitty things they've done, I WANT to like them. But God, all the stupid shit they pull just makes me want to hide my face. 

[mamadrama]

On 6/20/2018 at 6:48 PM, christie said:

 

 

Twenty five million people read Farah's book? I needed a good laugh. 

God, the delusion is strong with these people. 

I had a book hit the USA Today bestsellers list, as well as the NYT list, about 4 years ago. It is still one of my best-selling books and continues to sell a handful every day. To date, I have sold approximately 115,000 copies. For each ebook sold, I make around $1.85; each paperback nets me around $3. And those amounts are GOOD. I get 70% of my ebook sales when most publishing companies only pay out 15-20%. Definitely not close to $25 million. I wish!

So Farrah? Sure Jan. 

[ginger90]

9 hours ago, christie said:

I find it ironic that Michael is calling people "fools" and "stupid" when I haven't read one single tweet where he uses "you're" correctly. Even primary school children know how to use "your" and "you're" correctly. I'd send him a tweet calling him out on it but I don't want my friends to know that I used to watch Teen Mom. 

Many have commented, and he lets them know that since he was “a young child” he “had speech impairments & I’m a disabled veteran because I lost my hearing “-

[christie]

10 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Many have commented, and he lets them know that since he was “a young child” he “had speech impairments & I’m a disabled veteran because I lost my hearing “-

Honestly this guy! What does a speech impediment and haring loss have to do with the inability to  use grammar correctly? If he had said some kind of learning disorder I would have said "ok" but this? He can't even tell a decent lie. 

Does anybody remember what job Michael had before Farah's money came rolling in?

[ginger90]

2 hours ago, christie said:

Honestly this guy! What does a speech impediment and haring loss have to do with the inability to  use grammar correctly? If he had said some kind of learning disorder I would have said "ok" but this? He can't even tell a decent lie. 

Does anybody remember what job Michael had before Farah's money came rolling in?

Ready?

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/mabraham1

[zenme]

On 6/25/2018 at 3:08 PM, Calm81 said:

Michaels entire response made absolutely no sense. He just wanted to name drop and brag about Farrah having a personal nanny. Oh I can’t wait until he’s driving for Uber. Oh wait...?

Michael actually was her nanny for a while.

[christie]

18 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Ready?

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/mabraham1

Thank you. So, basically sales? Hmm

[Snarky McSnarky]

Oh, Farrah.  You ARE delusional.

The reality TV star is currently working on her first mainstream film -- an adaptation of her book "My Teenage Dream Ended" 

"I'm working on storyboards right now and the screenplay, it's really a project and a challenge and it's crazy good," she explained. "I can't wait, I'm on my first draft right now and it's going beyond what was said in the book. The book is a classic and that's where everything stems from, and that's the main storyline, which we need to stick with. But I also think showing some before and after the show is really what the fans want, so we're getting that and I can't wait to show that. It's going to be very interesting."

"We're going to have a real casting director, producers, the best of the best for everything," she continued. "Maybe I'll work with J.J. Abrams, there are some other people on my top list. The production companies associated with 'I, Tonya,' I really think they would get this storyline as well. So I can't wait to see who's the best fit."

http://toofab.com/2018/06/28/farrah-abraham-hoping-j-j-abrams-will-work-with-her-on-teen-mom-movie-exclusive

[ginger90]

Page Six article:

 

https://t.co/xgfgN8VL6K?amp=1

 

Some babble that followed:

[Snarky McSnarky]

Seriously, Michael?  Twenty Five Million read Farrah's lame book, and now hundreds of millions get along with her?

Can someone please volunteer to teach these two intellectuals how to write a gramatically correct sentence?

[Booger666]

On 6/21/2018 at 1:37 AM, Krovky said:

Her entire complaint is a projection of her actions and responses. She feared for her life lol!! I'm surprised Viacom settled with her now I see this. 

Yeah, Farrah claims she “won” and got a settlement but my guess is that from Viacom’s perspective it was more about how much to pay her for the sit down with Drew and they had her waive all pending litigation as part of it.

[MaggieG]

8 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Page Six article:

 

https://t.co/xgfgN8VL6K?amp=1

 

Some babble that followed:

Damn, I watched Mob Wives and Drita scares me. So good luck Farrah!

[ginger90]

A video addressing Farrah (in case anyone isn’t in an appropriate place, there’s cursing)

 

[guilfoyleatpp]

On 6/26/2018 at 6:29 PM, ginger90 said:

Ready?

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/mabraham1

So after AT&T he was a bit of a job hopper, huh?

[Stusan]

I see that Farrah has inherited the inability to correctly use "there their they're" from a Michael.

ETA: I love the photos that Page Six used for each of them. Farrah's is probably the worst they could find from the MTV awards while the other woman looks quite lovely.

Edited July 1, 2018 by Stusan