Farrah

[AirQuotes]

23 hours ago, druzy said:

Farrah Abraham Rolls Up To Lunch With Her Squad After TV Settlement

They don't even look like real people.  More like cartoon characters.  Even stranger is that Farrah is more dialed down that her usual self.

[Mothra]

52 minutes ago, AirQuotes said:

They don't even look like real people. 

What they look like is female stereotypes.  Somebody's gonna get sued.

[Uncle JUICE]

1 hour ago, AirQuotes said:

They don't even look like real people.  More like cartoon characters.  Even stranger is that Farrah is more dialed down that her usual self.

They look like they pulled up in the car from The Munsters. 

[FairyDusted]

17 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

They look like they pulled up in the car from The Munsters. 

With Sophia driving!

[AirQuotes]

No!  They look like Monster High dolls!  That's it.  They look crazy like those weird dolls!

Edited to add:  They look like a mash up of Monster High dolls crossed with Bratz dolls.

Edited April 6, 2018 by AirQuotes

[FairyDusted]

@GreatKazu So what do you think Brats, Monster high or Mash? ^^

[druzy]

5 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

@GreatKazu So what do you think Brats, Monster high or Mash? ^^

I don't know where @GreatKazu is but I think all of the above. 

[FairyDusted]

Actually she looks better fresh faced as she did when she opened the front door in her last episode. Her hair? dried fast or she threw on a wig!

[druzy]

2 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Actually she looks better fresh faced as she did when she opened the front door in her last episode. Her hair? dried fast or she threw on a wig!

She does look better fresh faced. Do you mean back door-lol. 

[FairyDusted]

1 minute ago, druzy said:

She does look better fresh faced. Do you mean back door-lol. 

Duhhhhh! Thank you for the assist. Easter grass strikes again! LOL 

[druzy]

4 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Duhhhhh! Thank you for the assist. Easter grass strikes again! LOL 

Lucky you!

[FairyDusted]

*Puff Puff Pass* Love

[druzy]

*Puff Puff Pass* Love :)

[BlueSilver]

On 4/1/2018 at 12:41 PM, Jennifersdc said:

Well - we know where she gets her delusions from. Between Michael and Debz EMBA, I guess Farrah never had a chance. I feel bad for her. 

A good friend of mine and Mr. DC’s just won almost $600K in a lawsuit. A local, fairly inexperienced and arrogant developer (my professional opinion) basically ruined her business by making the entrance to her salon almost inaccessible. They ignored her constant complaints for almost two years. Turns out hairdressers in DC can make a lot of money (I was certainly paying her a pretty penny).

After legal fees and taxes - she’s only walking away with something over $200K in cash. According to my FIL’s professional, if feeble-minded opinion, I doubt Farrah’s walking away with much if any more than that. Viacom is probably classifying it as severance pay.

Keep talking Michael (which of course he shouldn’t since I’m sure she’s subject to a strict confidentiality agreement)...why is she then selling her used designer handbags/shoes online? Why did she do a live webcam porn show for only $10K?

I mean, who wouldn't want stuff previously owned by "one of the top celebrities in our nation"? </s>

[FairyDusted]

6 minutes ago, BlueSilver said:

I mean, who wouldn't want stuff previously owned by "one of the top celebrities in our nation"? </s>

Not any of us Preverts at Previously for sure. Fan sites though?! She might get a bite.

[druzy]

Did anyone see Deb's tweet? @ginger90 posted it in Ryan's thread. 

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Good old Debra:

[FairyDusted]

Gahhhh!!!!! Deb is so strange. Boy has she ever changed over the years. Not in a good way. *PPP*

[druzy]

Just now, FairyDusted said:

Gahhhh!!!!! Deb is so strange. Boy has she ever changed over the years. Not in a good way. *PPP*

She really has changed. *PPP*

[FairyDusted]

I really think Farrah is bankrolling her or at least was. I'd never put up with my daughter speaking to me any kinda way she wanted. DEB is on LUDES to be that calm.

[druzy]

Just now, FairyDusted said:

I really think Farrah is bankrolling her or at least was. I'd never put up with my daughter speaking to me any kinda way she wanted. DEB is on LUDES to be that calm.

She's on some mind altering drug. I wonder if Dr. Dave, Deb's husband is working.

[FairyDusted]

Pretty sure she mentioned it early on in the series. She clearly needs to be. No shade. Just fact. Her husband gives me the major creeps. I also wonder if he is actually in practice currently.

[druzy]

I remember he was trying to get his license in Iowa or Nebraska. He is creepy.

[druzy]

He is licensed in Nebraska. He went to Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.

[FairyDusted]

Takes those states out of my places to visit!

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah has a wish list on Amazon.  Do people actually buy stuff for her?

I love clothes, accesories [sic], dresses, heels, kitchen cookware, and who knows some other cool home stuff to decorate, and as always I think about my daughter too when I see something she's gotta have that's a must as well :) Thank you for brightening my day, and giving me a gift that counts and will always be memorable , Hugs & Love Farrah Abraham.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/38M8QTBUJNYWI

[guilfoyleatpp]

47 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Farrah has a wish list on Amazon.  Do people actually buy stuff for her?

I love clothes, accesories [sic], dresses, heels, kitchen cookware, and who knows some other cool home stuff to decorate, and as always I think about my daughter too when I see something she's gotta have that's a must as well :) Thank you for brightening my day, and giving me a gift that counts and will always be memorable , Hugs & Love Farrah Abraham.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/38M8QTBUJNYWI

Cam girls often have amazon wish lists they can direct their customers to. They get to keep more of the proceeds that way.

Also, I am SO GLAD that I'm not the only one who mistook Frenchy for DebzOG at first. You are all my spirit animal.

[Snarky McSnarky]

11 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Cam girls often have amazon wish lists they can direct their customers to. They get to keep more of the proceeds that way.

 

Wow, the things I learn on these Forum pages!

[Bridget]

On 3/20/2018 at 4:21 PM, Cherry Cola said:

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaa

Is this real? Thanks for the laugh!!

Sophia doesn't even GO to school!!!

Not that it even matters, but it is just stupid to use your kid as such an obvious photo op.

She's such a famewhore. Grrrrrrr!!!!!

Edited April 7, 2018 by Bridget

[Jennifersdc]

On 4/6/2018 at 12:39 PM, AirQuotes said:

They don't even look like real people.  More like cartoon characters.  Even stranger is that Farrah is more dialed down that her usual self.

Who are these people? They look like extras from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

22 hours ago, druzy said:

He is licensed in Nebraska. He went to Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.

Really? JHU is a great medical school. Now I’m extra embarrassed about my equivalent EMBA I got there (total BS degree - sorry Debz OG).

Maybe it was easier to get in their medical school in the 80’s. He seems like a total quack.

Edited April 7, 2018 by Jennifersdc

[FairyDusted]

Awww! I'm sorry @Jennifersdc! No shade to you at all. It's just unfortunate you share ANYTHING with this family. You, of course, are a nice, friendly rational Gal. We can't say that  about any of them.  

Edited April 7, 2018 by FairyDusted
missed a damn word

[Jennifersdc]

8 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Awww! I'm sorry @Jennifersdc! No shade to you at all. It's just unfortunate you share ANYTHING with this family. You, of course, are a nice, friendly rational Gal. We can't say about any of them.  

Ha! Thanks. I may have to question the nice, friendly, rational thing though. 

[FairyDusted]

Always are here though. I haven't gotten hit with a rock.....yet;)

[Jennifersdc]

On 4/2/2018 at 6:37 PM, druzy said:

Simon is throwing shade 

I’m behind on the Board a bit, but not sure how I missed this one.

There are no words...especially as I’m pretty sure the $1200/month Simon’s paying to lease that Mercedes could go to a far better use.

Have they ever shown his apartment/house?

Edited April 8, 2018 by Jennifersdc
Edit to add - does he still live with his Mom?

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

9 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

I’m behind on the Board a bit, but not sure how I missed this one.

There are no words...especially as I’m pretty sure the $1200/month Simon’s paying to lease that Mercedes could go to a far better use.

Have they ever shown his apartment/house?

He shows it quite a bit on his social media, so take it for what it is. He seems to be doing just fine with his money, and has had that car for quite some time. 

[ginger90]

[Snarky McSnarky]

Oh, jeeze.  Delusional Michael probably thinks "the studio" will cast George Clooney as Michael and Jennifer Lawrence as Farrah.  What a joke.

[GreatKazu]

On ‎4‎/‎6‎/‎2018 at 1:20 PM, FairyDusted said:

@GreatKazu So what do you think Brats, Monster high or Mash? ^^

I am with @druzy, all of the above with a bit of @Uncle JUICE reference to The Munsters. Spot on. lol  The blonde chick reminds me of Angelyne: https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=angelyne&FORM=HDRSC2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelyne

Angelyne is the original Kim Kardashian. Famous for doing nothing. She is in our area a lot. She loves the fabric stores and coffee shops. I ran into her once. She was quite a nice lady. She always drives a pink sports car. 

[qtpye]

This is clickbait at it's worst but it claims that Farrah is worth millions and the richest of the Teen Moms.

https://www.cheatsheet.com/money-career/surprising-teen-mom-star-salaries-revealed-makes-money.html/12/

It says the OG cast gets $500K per season and the fathers make around 25K an episode. I have no idea if any of this is accurate since the sight seems shady.

[Kalamityjayne]

On 02/04/2018 at 7:44 PM, JuliesMommy said:

I can’t stop rolling my eyes at this fucking douche!! This bitch really thinks he’s Mauricio Umansky huh?

He is no Mauricio ????

[Emmierose]

Watching the first season of Teen Mom OG on Amazon Prime, boy oh boy, Deborah Danielson EMBA was a totally different animal.  She sure has changed since then as she now kisses Farrah's ass to fund her plastic surgery and her marriage to the man who absolutely hates her.   It's pretty funny.   Michael was a fat pansy.

[StatisticalOutlier]

Does anybody know what the name FroCo means?  I thought it was a take on SoCo, the name for the South Congress shopping area in Austin, but Farrah's store isn't anywhere near there, either geographically or vibe-ally.  I get the "fro" with "frozen," but "co"?

So I thought maybe it's a franchise, and well, Farrah's offering franchise opportunities (of course).  So she named it, but I have no idea what it means.

And while poking around, I found the FroCo blog, and was reading the most recent entry and thought I'd stumbled across a parody site.  An excerpt:
 

Quote

 

Just like the sex tape flack, or the “nasty” and “totally fake” Yelp reviews alleging employee abuse, or an interviewer assuming her commissioned sex tape was calculated, Abraham’s otherwise incohesive brand is unified by such an approach to negativity.

In fact, it’s one of FroCo’s founding principles. The brand’s mission statement is “Passion + Positivity. Keep it popping.” So far, things are continuing to pop for Farrah as she begins her pivot from sex symbol to family-friendly franchisee and entrepreneurial empire overseer, somehow managing the cognitive dissonance inherent in those positions.

 

She is so strange.

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 4/10/2018 at 12:01 AM, StatisticalOutlier said:

Does anybody know what the name FroCo means?  I thought it was a take on SoCo, the name for the South Congress shopping area in Austin, but Farrah's store isn't anywhere near there, either geographically or vibe-ally.  I get the "fro" with "frozen," but "co"?

So I thought maybe it's a franchise, and well, Farrah's offering franchise opportunities (of course).  So she named it, but I have no idea what it means.

 

Ding Ding Ding.  You are correct.  "FroCo was to be located on Austin’s super hip South Congress Avenue (SoCo), which meant the restaurant would have the snappy name FroCo on SoCo. Unfortunately, Farrah and her business partners reportedly ran into some snafus getting all of the permits they needed, and as a result, they abandoned the South Congress location."

I seem to remember Farrah pissing and moaning about the evil landlord at the SoCo location, and how she was totally screwed out of setting up shop there.  It's always someone else's fault, you know.  But she's all about positivity.

https://starcasm.net/archives/349414

Edited April 12, 2018 by Snarky McSnarky

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 4/9/2018 at 3:15 PM, Emmierose said:

Watching the first season of Teen Mom OG on Amazon Prime, boy oh boy, Deborah Danielson EMBA was a totally different animal.  She sure has changed since then as she now kisses Farrah's ass to fund her plastic surgery and her marriage to the man who absolutely hates her.   It's pretty funny.   Michael was a fat pansy.

As opposed to the svelte, macho Michael of 2018?

[FairyDusted]

LOL! That's true @Snarky McSnarky! But at least he looks healthier. Can't say the same of his mind though!

[alexa]

Wrong thread

Edited April 12, 2018 by alexa

[druzy]

Farrah getting butt injections with Sophia in the room.

[Snarky McSnarky]

9 minutes ago, druzy said:

Farrah getting butt injections with Sophia in the room.

It appears to be a highly professional medical establishment, with the child and two dogs in the procedure room.  I have nothing against dogs, but damn.

[AirQuotes]

16 minutes ago, druzy said:

Farrah getting butt injections with Sophia in the room.

Wow.  So whatever that is she puts in her ass cheeks. . . it has to be periodically replenished.

Of all the TM kids, Sophia is the one to keep a watch on.  Her tell all memoir will be the juiciest.

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah's apparently allowing Sophia to go live on Instagram without supervision:

Critics were extremely unhappy with the Teen Mom OG star's lack of parenting, which enabled "thousands of strangers, some who clearly seem to be pedophiles" to tune in. Most agreed that her daughter was much too young to have her own social media account, citing the Instagram policy that states the social media platform is for ages 13 and over. "I reported Sophia’s account a couple months ago; looks like nothing happened.

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/farrah-abraham-sophia-instagram-live-157967

[kokapetl]

On 10/04/2018 at 3:01 PM, StatisticalOutlier said:

Does anybody know what the name FroCo means?  I thought it was a take on SoCo, the name for the South Congress shopping area in Austin, but Farrah's store isn't anywhere near there, either geographically or vibe-ally.  I get the "fro" with "frozen," but "co"?

So I thought maybe it's a franchise, and well, Farrah's offering franchise opportunities (of course).  So she named it, but I have no idea what it means.

And while poking around, I found the FroCo blog, and was reading the most recent entry and thought I'd stumbled across a parody site.  An excerpt:
 

She is so strange.

The FroCo mascot is “Coba the popping boba”. I think that’s where the co in froco comes from