Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[ginger90]

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, it might, you know, pop up every once in a while. 

 

 

 

 

That's what SHE said............ (couldn't resist)

Edited December 1, 2017 by ginger90

[Tatum]

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“His past has nothing to do with the relationship,” she said. “The life we have now is what we have now. Matt is a wonderful partner, friend and someone who listens. I take a person for who they are today and what they do now.”

 

14 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

I assume she means that literally.  Like today, period, with no thought of tomorrow, and definitely no consideration of yesterday.  Because with nine extant kids and who knows how many relationships, there have been many todays that turned into tomorrows that were just like previous tomorrows, all of them made possible by not thinking about the past.

 

What she means is, he has $100K of Amber's cash and some ill gotten "fame", and until his irresponsible, deadbeat criminal ways directly affect her, she doesn't give a shit who he screwed over before.

[MissMel]

I think he wrote it himself and just searches for women willing to memorize it for him.  

This is strange.  It was two days after he got married in Vegas?  I don't know but...

Story on ABC link:  http://abcnews.go.com/US/gunman-run-robbing-las-vegas-casino-poker-room/story?id=51452787

[Calm81]

@MissMel I believe you’re on to something here. Him dressing in oversized clothing with a wig out of desperation for the uppa class life he just squandered and wanting a taste of it again. All of Ambers money blown on poker, strippers, drugs and a new woman that he wants to believe he’s still rich and famous. Eery. He’s always tilting his head in every photo of him on the internet. Google him and you’ll see.

Edited December 1, 2017 by Calm81

[MissMel]

I know right, @Calm81!  I thought it was a joke when I first saw the tweet.  After seeing the story though?  It sure could actually be him.  I mean Jeff.  Lol

[CofCinci]

Buddies, the casino robber could totally be Matt Baier. Here’s the full video:

http://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/man-robs-bellagio-poker-cage-with-handgun-flees-property

-Walks like Matt. 

-Neck of t-shirt is stretched like Matt. 

-Sneakers like Matt. 

-Knows the set up of poker room cash cage like Matt. 

-Same eye glasses. 

 

Has anyone posted this story to Amber?

[TexasGal]

OMG if that were Matt that would be the most amazing thing ever.  He would be stupid enough to think he could rob a CASINO and get away with it.

[druzy]

[JocelynCavanaugh]

2 hours ago, TexasGal said:

OMG if that were Matt that would be the most amazing thing ever.  He would be stupid enough to think he could rob a CASINO and get away with it.

Yeah, if that's Matt, he's even dumber than we thought, which is incredible. He's been on a national TV show for a couple of years. People know his ugly mug! If it's not Matt... which one is the evil twin? 

[mamadrama]

PLEASE let this be true...

[Kb60]

On 11/15/2017 at 0:42 PM, druzy said:

He deleted the post but the picture was on the cover of US magazine.

Good God, why does she wear her hair like that? It looks horrible.

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, Kb60 said:

Good God, why does she wear her hair like that? It looks horrible.

She thinks it makes her face look thinner. 

[bounnatalie]

7 hours ago, Kb60 said:

Good God, why does she wear her hair like that? It looks horrible.

Still on a couch, albiet, an uglier one.

[DangerousMinds]

I've see soooo many young girls wearing their hair in that fugly way.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I'm lost... what's so bad about her hair?

[Scarlett45]

15 minutes ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

I'm lost... what's so bad about her hair?

From what I gather the ballerina bun isn’t what’s offensive but the two tone, “I died my hair and am now growing it out” so that the bun is a different color than the hair closer to the scalp. At least I hope because I like ballerina buns (but I wear mine lower and have thick hair so I don’t need a foam donut thingy kabob to shape it). 

[JocelynCavanaugh]

47 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

From what I gather the ballerina bun isn’t what’s offensive but the two tone, “I died my hair and am now growing it out” so that the bun is a different color than the hair closer to the scalp. At least I hope because I like ballerina buns (but I wear mine lower and have thick hair so I don’t need a foam donut thingy kabob to shape it). 

Okay, that makes sense. I think she actually has the bone structure to pull off a sleek bun, but I can see how the color difference is not so hot. 

[Cephalosapien]

23 hours ago, Kb60 said:

Good God, why does she wear her hair like that? It looks horrible.

Wait, where are AndrewMatt's legs?? I get that he's behind the couch, but the way he's leaning doesn't match up with the leglessness. 

[heatherchandler]

19 hours ago, Scarlett45 said:

From what I gather the ballerina bun isn’t what’s offensive but the two tone, “I died my hair and am now growing it out” so that the bun is a different color than the hair closer to the scalp. At least I hope because I like ballerina buns (but I wear mine lower and have thick hair so I don’t need a foam donut thingy kabob to shape it). 

 

I think she just really needs to get her roots done and she’s super lazy about it.

 

Is she trolling us with the couch outdoors??

Edited December 3, 2017 by heatherchandler

[meredithalmighty]

If Amber retweets Reality TV Hatter's comment on Matt, I won't say anything snarky on her for the duration of her pregnancy 

[ghoulina]

Yea, the bun might look okay if she kept up with her color. As it is, it's hard to say. The bun part also looks really dry and straw-like, while the rest looks all greasy and dirty. Ugh. 

[TexasGal]

On 12/2/2017 at 10:54 PM, Cephalosapien said:

Wait, where are AndrewMatt's legs?? I get that he's behind the couch, but the way he's leaning doesn't match up with the leglessness. 

He's on his knees, I think.  You can see what looks like a knee in jeans behind Amber's raised foot.  You know it's a Monday when I'm spending time Zapruder-ing a Teen Mom photo instead of working.

[Snarky McSnarky]

4 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Yea, the bun might look okay if she kept up with her color. As it is, it's hard to say. The bun part also looks really dry and straw-like, while the rest looks all greasy and dirty. Ugh. 

Sometimes the multi-colored bun works, and sometimes it doesn't.  It helps if you're cute and have four paws.

[kokapetl]

It’s the inevitable rest of the package that is like a slap to the face to me. Hair donuts are usually found on grey foundationed, heavily contoured, and greasepaint eyebrowed young women. Like Amber. You don’t see models sporting that crap. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

So...someone did tweet the Matt Baier look-alike in the Vegas robbery info to LVPD, right? (Or whatever jurisdiction that casino is in)

Because there's definitely some similarities between Matt and that guy on the surveillance film....

Edited December 4, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[MissMel]

@MyPeopleAreNordic, yes.

[Cephalosapien]

12 hours ago, TexasGal said:

He's on his knees, I think.  You can see what looks like a knee in jeans behind Amber's raised foot.  You know it's a Monday when I'm spending time Zapruder-ing a Teen Mom photo instead of working.

I should know what Zapruder is. Google time!

[StatisticalOutlier]

1 hour ago, Cephalosapien said:

I should know what Zapruder is. Google time!

That really stings.

[TexasGal]

10 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

That really stings.

I'm gonna go get measured for my walker now.

[heatherchandler]

On 12/3/2017 at 8:52 PM, meredithalmighty said:

If Amber retweets Reality TV Hatter's comment on Matt, I won't say anything snarky on her for the duration of her pregnancy 

What did they (he? she?) say??

[Rebecca]

I’m a few pages behind but can we change the title of this thread to Amber Portwood: Paragon of self control ...

[Rebecca]

(All caught up...holy shit the insane things in these peoples’ lives in the last few months!!)

 

On 11/30/2017 at 4:41 PM, heatherchandler said:

 

All of Matt's flags are red!  

Matt IS a red flag himself at this point!

On 12/1/2017 at 0:55 PM, CofCinci said:

Buddies, the casino robber could totally be Matt Baier. Here’s the full video:

http://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/man-robs-bellagio-poker-cage-with-handgun-flees-property

-Walks like Matt. 

-Neck of t-shirt is stretched like Matt. 

-Sneakers like Matt. 

-Knows the set up of poker room cash cage like Matt. 

-Same eye glasses. 

 

Has anyone posted this story to Amber?

Holy shit...this really seems like it could be Matt. PLEASE let it he Matt...his thirst for fame and being on this show and therefore identifiable would then be what led to his demise and I love justice like that. 

[AmyFarrahFowler]

Someone mentioned earlier that his backpack was full of money when he was at their house.

[Cephalosapien]

On 12/4/2017 at 11:51 PM, Cephalosapien said:

I should know what Zapruder is. Google time!

Dumb thing is, I've seen that film footage! I never knew what it was called. 

[ReadMeLattice]

I'm just shocked that these people (Amber and Matt) can even convince people to impregnate and marry them. 

[GreatKazu]

I wonder if Matt robbed that casino so he could pay to cover up his tattoo: 

 

[Brooklynista]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

I wonder if Matt robbed that casino so he could pay to cover up his tattoo: 

 

He just knew he had her in the bag, didn't he? Gotta give it to him, he fully committed to his hustle.

[mamadrama]

I really need an update on this robbery thing. God, I hope it's Matt. Merry Christmas to me!

[SPLAIN]

23 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

I'm just shocked that these people (Amber and Matt) can even convince people to impregnate and marry them. 

Well, the people who are marrying them and impregnating them are very questionable. Any leech without a job sees an easy six figure income by lying next to Amber in her bed. A baby ensures child support for that leech when the relationship flops.

4 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I really need an update on this robbery thing. God, I hope it's Matt. Merry Christmas to me!

I know the feeling. I am tempted to go to visit the Santa at the mall and tell him all I want for Xmas is to see Matt go to prison.

Doesn't someone on these boards live in Vegas?

[GreatKazu]

16 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

He just knew he had her in the bag, didn't he? Gotta give it to him, he fully committed to his hustle.

lol he sure did.  It is his thing to do. Remember, he had another tattoo on his arm and he had that one covered up. Was it some other girl's name in Chinese or something? 

[GreatKazu]

From one of the parody Twitter accounts. How Amber's tattoo will look when she is pregnant: 

 

[monicageller]

[GreatKazu]

Baby Glennon arrived months ago. He loves cartoons and mooches off Amber.

[Calm81]

I feel so bad for Leah. All of those broken promises from her mother. 

• When I get well I will see you more 

• When I get over this flu I will see you more

• When this ingrown toenail falls off I will resume my weekends 

• After I handle my breakup with my boyfriend 

• After my long day of typing beforeverhaute as it’s exhausting

• After this pregnancy 

• After the newborn stage 

• Once the baby learns to crawl

• Once I get over the breakup with Glennon and get my son back I’ll see you more 

• Now that you both, Leah and baby boy doodles is living with Gary and Kristina I’ll come visit you both more after the Teen Mom OG special is filmed - the special about how great of a mother I am - I will come visit you 

• Sorry, I’m in Vegas again and I wish I could see you bew bew 

• I would see you but your Dad is making it difficult to see you, he says I blew you off too many times and he’s being spiteful ...he wouldn’t have you or his rentals without me that sad sack of shit that can’t stir a boat!!!

Amber pisses me off. Leah is in the same position as Jace. Having a mom beg to see them but never really trying to see them then starting a whole new family. At least Jace and leah have Barbara and Gary.

Edited December 9, 2017 by Calm81

[MissMel]

On 12/6/2017 at 9:28 PM, GreatKazu said:

I wonder if Matt robbed that casino so he could pay to cover up his tattoo: 

 

It's already gone.  He covered it up.  I'll try to find the picture again and post it.

[Caracoa1]

I hope "Bew Bew" remembers that this year when she makes her Christmas ornament in Art class that she needs to make sure and give to her "Egg Donor"..... Wouldn't want Amber to be offended like she was last year.

[Mr. Miner]

In a few years "booger butt" will realize that it was a good thing that her sick, dumbass, disgusting egg donor that doesn't date pussies wasn't around much.

[Booger666]

I’ve never seen a boob job go so bad so quickly.  They have dropped so much they are passing her elbows on the way to her knees.

 

[druzy]

This is extremely amusing:

[ginger90]

https://mobile.twitter.com/krissyK01/status/939144161407664128?p=v