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[Auntie Anxiety]

So what drugs do you think Sarah is on?

[kacesq]

Hey dipshit Sarah...I'm sure your super wealthy Greenwich resident ex understands to put money for his kids in a trust to keep it away from the rapacious new wife. But hey Sarah what if he has kids with Juliana? Then Max and Cece's shares dwindle. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

Michael's comment about Juliana getting lots of tricks. Did I hear that correctly?!!!

But she’s NOT A PROSTITUTE! 

[Frozendiva]

There are some nice Audis and Infinitis.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah is a singularly unattractive woman. It wouldn't take a lot of effort for her to drag a fork through her hair and wash her face. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So what drugs do you think Sarah is on?

She’s definitely likes daytime drinking

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Of course Michael had to stipulate that she was a “hot” zombie because otherwise we wouldn’t know she is. Sad his ex and kids laugh at that shit. 

Better that they all fund it hilarious that she was offered tricks like a whore.  Which is likely how Mike met he because she was forced into that due to poverty. 

[Mu Shu]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I despise Michael's "ex"-wife. Can't stand her looks, her voice, her words, her Nosey Parkerism, EVERYTHING!! GTHOH, bee-yotch!

She looks like my ex boss who I never liked. If there’s anything that burns my biscuits, it’s ex wives butting into the new relationship.

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So what drugs do you think Sarah is on?

Xanax and good weed.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sarah is a singularly unattractive woman. It wouldn't take a lot of effort for her to drag a fork through her hair and wash her face. 

She should talk to Tania about style and showering  when you have no personality 

Edited February 10, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Azubah]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sarah is a singularly unattractive woman. It wouldn't take a lot of effort for her to drag a fork through her hair and wash her face. 

And get her brows professionally done. It's not that expensive.

[renatae]

And Angela is listening! Well, so she says.

[Tuneful]

8 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Why do we keep getting the big hole in couch?

Not to mention the bigger holes on the couch. Except the dog. 

Edited February 10, 2020 by Tuneful

[Eldemarge]

Jesus.  Set up the 529 for college, open a trust.  It's not that hard to just have a few accounts for the kids that wouldn't get gobbled up in a divorce.  This is fake news.   I hope the new wife does take the majority of his wealth and he has to sell his showy cars and replace them with an old Tercel.  At least it will have four doors.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sarah it is none of your fucking business why he didn't get a prenup. 

I agree, but I would be concerned about the first kids getting screwed by him having subsequent kids in another marriage. My sons will end up with nothing because daddy dearest decided to have four more with his child bride.

[kendi]

3 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Of course Michael had to stipulate that she was a “hot” zombie because otherwise we wouldn’t know she is. Sad his ex and kids laugh at that shit. 

He says this in front of his daughter. This is the shit I'm sure the kids overhear all the time. It's a freaking weird "relationship" that Michael and Sarah have. I get it, you are both there for their kids but jeez, boundaries!!! They're both newly married now, right? Do they go on double dates now?

[sainte-chapelle]

I thought Jasmin was wearing a slip...yikes

[OoogleEyes]

I think that we all deserve stickers for sticking it out for this slog of a season 

[Emmeline]

9 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Seriously what are the marks on Big Ang's chest?

She did some kind of laser resurfacing.

[AZChristian]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Also, why do they have outlets in that shit shed 3 feet off the ground? 

It was probably intended to be a workshop. Ours has them at that height so you can plug in power tools on the workbench.

[Eldemarge]

Does Mursel know where he is?

[OldButHappy]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

and he has to sell his showy cars

I'm assuming they're leased 😉 

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does she have to get dressed and made up and set things up? Go to the courthouse! What the fuck is wrong with these people??

[iwasish]

Does Metamucil turn into a pumpkin at midnight? So they miss the deadline by a few hours. I don’t think they time stamp the marriage license. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Mursel has the pants that belong with the suit, unlike Eric, Duke of Depression.

[Gobi]

Is Metamucil from Turkey or another planet?

[Angry Moldovan]

Omg, only 2 hours? I can’t stand the suspense 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why does she have to get dressed and made up and set things up? Go to the courthouse! What the fuck is wrong with these people??

I seriously thought that is what they were going to do.  This is a whole 'nother level of bizarro.

[OoogleEyes]

Murcel really is a simpleton isn't he?

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, AZChristian said:

It was probably intended to be a workshop. Ours has them at that height so you can plug in power tools on the workbench.

I wonder if there is zoning for residential shit sheds?  

[Frozendiva]

My brows are $20.

[Pepper Mostly]

There is NO WAY I'd go to the airport and back and not take a shower BEFORE MY WEDDING. 

[Azubah]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

My brows are $20.

In Denver you can get 'em threaded for $10. Hurts like hell, though.

[AZChristian]

1 minute ago, OldButHappy said:

I'm assuming they're leased 😉 

I've suspected all along that he rents them on a daily basis. He just needs to have them when they're filming.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Murcel really is a simpleton isn't he?

He couldn’t work the steamer. 

[charmed1]

What kind of steamer is that? I need it. Mine is a shitty one I got at Walmart. Steamers must be better in Turkey.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is insane. 

[LucyEth]

Why didn't they just get married at city hall and have a party the following week.  Why the need for this stress when time is of the essence.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Azubah said:

In Denver you can get 'em threaded for $10. Hurts like hell, though.

I get them waxed at the salon, during my hair appointment.

[magemaud]

I think Ash is an ass. And another woman dragging a young child into this mess 

[Eldemarge]

Don't they have to get a license first?  Sign something official?  I am so confused.  Just having a ceremony in the backyard counts??

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I agree, but I would be concerned about the first kids getting screwed by him having subsequent kids in another marriage. My sons will end up with nothing because daddy dearest decided to have four more with his child bride.

One can certainly sympathize, but the next wife shouldn't be interrogated the way Sarah likes to interfere.

I think Michael needs to hire a babysitter and not have Sarah as such an omnipresence.

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is Metamucil from Turkey or another planet?

Hmm. Mork from Ork?

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, taking bets now. $20 says Joey turns up at the 11th hour.

[Kroliosis]

This last minute visa and marriage on the last day is such a crock of shit. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There is NO WAY I'd go to the airport and back and not take a shower BEFORE MY WEDDING. 

 She probably did a Darcey wash up at the airport.

[CSunshine76]

Anna couldn’t have set up for the wedding, oh I don’t know...BEFORE she picked up Mursel? Moron.

[Angry Moldovan]

Sorry, but not sorry. Bigger girls need sleeves on their wedding dresses.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugh, must be Joey knocking on the door. Hope he got paid well.

[kacesq]

I missed some of this glorious event...did she have her makeup professionally done? If so...yikes. 

Gee..do you think Joey is behind that door? Try some new tricks Sharp...