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[Angry Moldovan]

Uggghhhhh, the sight of them kissing makes me vomit 🤮 

[Frozendiva]

Syngin, do the soulmate runner 180 degree speed turn.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Frozen face has never been to a wedding? Give me a break.

Possibly. She has the personality of dry toast and her only friend is her sister. Probably even extended family avoids her.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

Possibly. She has the personality of dry toast and her only friend is her sister. Probably even extended family avoids her.

She’s too woke to go to a wedding.

[OoogleEyes]

Ok, Geico does have some cute commercials 

[Frozendiva]

Jasmin has no cousins or friends who have gotten married?

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, Darcy, lay off the burritos. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I channeled Jasmin today and ended up wasting the entire afternoon.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Ok, Geico does have some cute commercials 

I yearn for the days of Princess Toast.

[LucyEth]

Wax figure is excited to get a green card and them live with her sister.

[LilaFowler]

WTH kind of sheltered life has Iggy A been living that she's only seen weddings on tv?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jasmin's been doing her makeup since 6 AM. 

She's so incurious about everything. She's never been to a wedding? She has no ideas about what a wedding might be? She doesn't know that a bride carries flowers?? What fills that plastic head of hers? 

[RealReality]

So this is Jasmine excited?

[Angry Moldovan]

She can’t move her face

[DragonFlyzz]

Wow.  Jasmine smiled and her face didn’t crack.

[kacesq]

If you dont know anything about weddings Frozen why not just go to to the courthouse?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where is the sister?

[Mr. Miner]

It’s Bleak and Jaundice’s wedding day and I’m feeling totally uninterested.

[Gobi]

"Do you, Jasmine, take this green card to be your awfully wedded meal ticket?"

[blubld43]

That was sweet of Blake, cutting off the thorns from the roses.

[Tuneful]

No "Thank you, darling!" or "Oh, they're beautiful!" for the flowers, from that rude bitch mannequin.  And when they get there, it's "That bouquet cracks me up." smh

His mother is doing her best to be a class act.

 

Edited February 10, 2020 by Tuneful

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

If you dont know anything about weddings Frozen why not just go to to the courthouse?

You know Blake is an "extra" bitch

[kacesq]

So she's wearing Carolyn Bessette Kennedy's dress but sure, it's not a wedding dress. God I hate her.

What's next? Before the 90 Days?

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What fills that plastic head of hers? 

Inner peace.

[RealReality]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Do you, Jasmine, take this green card to be your awfully wedded meal ticket?"

How dare you, Jasmine is going to do social media "now and then"

[LennieBriscoe]

February 23, peeps. The Return of the Darcey. With Tom as Eustacia Vye and Jesse as Damon Wildeve.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, blubld43 said:

That was sweet of Blake, cutting off the thorns from the roses.

He’s a keeper

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think there should be a Love Boat-90 Day Fiancé crossover show. Captain Steubing can do the ceremonies.

[Pepper Mostly]

Things I never thought I'd hear someone say to a bride: "You look beautiful. I love your cardigan!"

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Jasmin has no cousins or friends who have gotten married?

Yeah,  that's total bullshit 

[charmed1]

Mother Blake gave the fakest, shadiest hug and I loved it LOL!

[Mr. Miner]

It was nice of all of his friends that hate her showed up. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[OldButHappy]

Never have SO many weddings inspired SO little joy...

[kacesq]

Gee I didn't think Emily and Sasha's venue could be beat...I was wrong...

[RealReality]

These are some of the best dressed wedding guests in the franchise

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess Jasmin forgot to pack the wedding bike shorts.

[Azubah]

Why does she think the bouquet is funny? It's perfectly nice.

[SunnyBeBe]

Yeah, it’s difficult to believe that she’s never been to a wedding. I wonder what she really does like. So picky and down on everything. I agree with someone’s idea around here that this guy is getting paid to do this. It’s the only thing that makes sense. 

[LucyEth]

Blake and his parents are good people, he deserves better.  She is going to make him miserable.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jasmine looks like she's about to hurl. 

[kacesq]

Wait. We should celebrate.  She's not wearing bike shorts!

[FrancescaFiore]

I'm still çok sure Anna & Morsel should not get married.

I'm equally certain that Syngin us making a ÇOK big mistake marrying Tania.

Jasmin 💯 ordered her dress from Wish

[RealReality]

Object Rita!  Make this wedding interesting!

[Eldemarge]

Yes, definitely marry this guy you can barely stand.  You're a fucking genius.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother and Father Jasmin can’t wait to unload this piece of shit joy.

[Pepper Mostly]

What does Jasmine know about happiness? At best I've seen her mildly interested. 

[Frozendiva]

No forever for these two.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 

7 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Ok, Geico does have some cute commercials 

I yearn for the days of Princess Toast.

 

I saw Princess Toast last night during “Say Yes to the Dress” and it almost brought me to tears. Mom still doesn’t know what’s in it 

[charmed1]

Can we add “wedding in a local park” to the bingo card? I wonder if Jasmine will claim perpetual Ramadan at the end like Mohammed.

[Leilani]

2 minutes ago, Azubah said:

Why does she think the bouquet is funny? It's perfectly nice.

She doesn't like flowers, she doesn't like to talk while she eats, she doesn't like music. I'm pretty sure she also doesn't like Blake.

Edited February 10, 2020 by Leilani