90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Angry Moldovan]

Awwws, the pure sweetness of a newborn.

[Gobi]

This looks like a found footage horror movie.

[greekmom]

Damn... Sasha is well endowed.

[Armchair Critic]

Let me guess, this woman who was a "teacher" didn't do her research on a Russian passport for her baby.

[LucyEth]

That's a big boy, very cute!

[blubld43]

What did she say about the baby's passport?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Michael should have been alot smarter than to trust her with a credit card.

His fault

No sympathy for him here, he’s the definition of the English slang term git 

[HappyDancex2]

chubby legs!

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

I do not see her as child like.  Yea, she has a soft voice but that is about it.

Julianna was a yacht girl.   This is how they met, too! 
 

She just got caught buying a ‘cab business’ for her family in Brazil. 
 

Michael is pissed and has every right to be upset how she can just take advantage of him for $14,000,

This car talk is NOT over!

Yeah, soon as she takes her pants off or perhaps refuses to take them  off, there’ll be no more talk about the car. 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

That is one huge baby!  I look at him and see the Stay-Pufft Marshmallow Man.

Edited December 2, 2019 by Ijustwantsomechips

[For Cereals]

Just now, blubld43 said:

What did she say about the baby's passport?

I was staring at those little chunky legs to pay attention...heee

[Armchair Critic]

Sasha's "at work" picking up a new chick

[HappyDancex2]

ah....sasha is working late again.....this chick needs to see the light

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Let me guess, this woman who was a "teacher" didn't do her research on a Russian passport for her baby.

Bet you the CT kids know.

[TMI]

red flag....stupid girl...kick Sasha to the Russian curb

[tvrox]

So what's the deal with his passport?

Baby is cute. Smushy cheecks.

[Gobi]

Hey Emily! Welcome to "This Is Your Life".

[Angry Moldovan]

I forgot how dumb she is

[kacesq]

What...dad of 3 by 3 women isn’t the most attentive dad? Shocking....

[Twopper]

Julianna watches Sponge Bob?  I am unimpressed with the furniture store.  It may be more upscale than Rooms-to-Go.  I am sure Greenwich and NYC have much better choices, but at least the manager was willing to let them film there.  Did anyone catch the name?  Not that I would go there, but....

[tvrox]

What are these American immigration officials thinking, letting Sasha in?

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow karma is a bitch isn't Emily? 

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Michael should have been alot smarter than to trust her with a credit card.

His fault

Not his fault.  That is a good man.

He wanted her safe, clothed and fed in a very dangerous country like Brazil.

He can always fight the credit card charges....but, he won’t because he loves her. 
 

I wonder if she will turn out like....Fernanda...???

[Frozendiva]

Sasha, you are a parent. Spend time with kid #3.

[tvrox]

Negative 1 degrees?! Remind me not to go to Russia in the winter.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sasha is such an incredible father. He’s really into the parenting thing.

[DragonFlyzz]

Not sure why she thought her baby was going to be special.  It’s not like she doesn’t know he pretty much ignores his other kids.

[LucyEth]

3 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

What did she say about the baby's passport?

I think Sasha never applied for it.

[kacesq]

Sasha is going to get one of your relatives to take care of that kid, Emily. 

[hookedontv]

Emily, just because one parent works full time doesn’t mean that person doesn’t parent and doesn’t know how to raise a child.  She is making excuses and she is making me angry!! So stupid. 

[HappyDancex2]

Emily thinks her magic American vagina was going to produce a baby that sasha was going to give a shit about?   

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Dance4Life said:

Not his fault.  That is a good man.

He wanted her safe, clothed and fed in a very dangerous country like Brazil.

He can always fight the credit card charges....but, he won’t because he loves her. 
 

I wonder if she will turn out like....Fernanda...???

Some sort of alleged abuse.

[Armchair Critic]

Uh Oh Sasha is already putting Emily into the category of his first 2 wives. We all saw that coming.

[Cammi]

Ah yes let’s play victim as if you didn’t know this about Sasha already. 

[TMI]

sasha's problem is not child rearing...it is commitment

sasha is souring on stupid girl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yes, Sasha, it must be the woman because it couldn’t possibly be that you’re an asshole.

[brillia79]

Uh oh, Emily. He’s already tapped out.

[JennyMominFL]

He is really working the Borat accent

[hisbunkie]

Sasha is setting up an exit strategy. 

[Mr. Miner]

After a year, they hate your guts.🖕🏻

[Eldemarge]

Oh no, Sasha, were your wives expecting you to PARTICIPATE in your relationships with them and your children??   Phhfftt  this dude suuuuuuuucks!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Negative 1 degrees?! Remind me not to go to Russia in the winter.

Could be Celsius.

[DragonFlyzz]

Poor put upon Sasha.  Wives just keep giving him the blues.

[poeticlicensed]

I'm confused. Emily says it's 0 degrees outside, then the next day they are walking around in shorts.

[HappyDancex2]

Sasha is gone.   What a surprise.

If I'm Syngin...I'm glad Harpy Shrew is leaving for Costa Rica.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Not sure why she thought her baby was going to be special.  It’s not like she doesn’t know he pretty much ignores his other kids.

The next one always thinks things will be different because she’s special.

[Angry Moldovan]

Could he look any more disinterested in Emily and bubs? He will be hitting up tinder faster than Trashleys Jamaican dude

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh yes Sasha, the women are always the problem. Emily is no longer fun and wants him to be responsible....onto the next side piece 

[Dance4Life]

Baby David looks Moldovan!  
 

that is all I got!  🤣

[greekmom]

Just now, Gobi said:

Could be Celsius.

They are talking Celsius,