90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[jacksgirl]

Hate Darcey and Jesse. 

[snarkish]

Darcey's "natural beauty"? She wakes up wearing pancake and fake lashes?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

Karine looks rough.  I was willing to give her a pass if she was pregnant, but she is not.  I wonder what is going on.  She needs a shower.

A shower, and a course of strong antibiotics. 

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Ricky would be able to speak some Spanish. Colombia would have its own slang.

Ricky has Spanish speaking family. He could have brushed up. Probably thought he and Melissa would be doing the mattress tango the whole time and would only need to speak the Language of Looooove. 

[Miss Chevious]

Darcy sleeps in full makeup complete with fake eyelashes? Sure...

[Lucky Santangelo]

Wow, Darcy has the ability to wake up with flawless make up

[Frozendiva]

Darcey goes to bed with full makeup?

Edited August 20, 2018 by Frozendiva

[Straycat80]

So Darcy sleeps in full makeup and jewelry. So fake. 

[ALittleShelfish]

Pole has learned exactly ONE WORD of Portuguese.  I was 7 when my parents went to Brazil for my dad's job.  I stayed home with my grandparents and read the English-Portuguese dictionary every single day because I hoped I'd learn enough for my mom to take me back to Brazil after her visits home.  Of course, I was SEVEN and had never heard Portuguese before, so my idea of the accent and whatnot was way off.  I still made more of an effort at AGE SEVEN than Pole has at age Lives With Mom Because He's An Arsonist. 

[greekmom]

Sweet baby Jeebus. Those shoes are hooker shoes Darcy

[Pepper Mostly]

God, she squees like a 13 year old every time she greets her kids? 

[kacesq]

I wonder if Darcey realizes AbFab was satire....::looks at boots::

[Quof]

Darcey's daughters share her box of peroxide. 

[snarkish]

Can Jesse turn on the phoney baloney or what? 

[jacksgirl]

Jesse looks like the older brother to Darcey's two daughters

[Frozendiva]

There are nicer, classier, lower Louboutin booties.

[peaceknit]

oh gawd, darcey, that squealing! make it stahp!

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey's oldest daughter looks more like she should be with Jesse, this is just icky

[PityFree]

 I absolutely hate the way that Darcy baby talks to her daughters.

[Lucky Santangelo]

The way Darcy dresses makes her look older

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, Jesse, I have linens in my closet older than you, sweetie.  I can’t stand his faux wise, all-knowing attitude.  He “doesn’t want them to get attached?!”  They’re not six-years-old, looking for a daddy. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by SuzyLee

[Auntie Anxiety]

The kids are so much smarter than their parents.

[kacesq]

Jesse looks bored talking to Darcey's kids...and wow, Darcey's kids got her number. Poor kids.

[Straycat80]

Oh Darcy tune down the valley girl talk, you are 43 woman! 

[Bubbacat]

Darcy's teen daughters -- the little voices of reason.

[Gigglepuff]

Ahhh!! That screeching! Shades of Teresa Giudice.  

[snarkish]

Excuse me while I got get some cotton to stop my ears from bleeding. I cannot listen to Darcey say "HAMSTER DAAAAM" much longer...

[Armchair Critic]

Once again the children are smarter than the adults (Darcey's daughters) on this how

[greekmom]

Darcy those are NOT his step kids. The Nazi putz doesn't want step kids.

[JennyMominFL]

I think jesse might actually be nervous

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tell that to Darcy. She wants to jump right into Happy Family Fantasyville.

Edited August 20, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[ALittleShelfish]

Darcy squeals were definitely for the sake of the cameras.  I'd bet in real life with her kids, she's just super blehhhhh around them. Probably lets them boss her around.  

Jesse, don't worry.  Her kids are NOT going to "attach" to you so quickly because they do not see you as their father.  Stop.

[jacksgirl]

Darcey reeks of desperation.

Edited August 20, 2018 by jacksgirl

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, you and Jesse and living in two different romance novels.

Jesse seems really hung up on being a father. Red flag. Better than Luis, though.

[lucy711]

Darcy's girls seem to look/act older than 11 and 12.  I used to teach 15 and 16 year old students who looked younger.

[Bubbacat]

"TEAM DARCY AND JESSE!!!" Oh, for god's sake, Darcy. Shut up!! Quit trying to force the Happy Happy Family thing. It ain't happening.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey's girls should meet up with Olivia. they could have a support group. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Poor Michael "I should be able to cope with her for a couple weeks, Donald Trump is my business hero" poor niave honey child no!

[Frozendiva]

Been enjoying the Mondavi wine commercials.

[Mercolleen]

25 minutes ago, PeaceLily2 said:

I went back and looked and didn’t see wha you may be talking about.

When they were walking through Central Park he looked improbably tiny waisted.

[sainte-chapelle]

Team Jons mum!

[PeaceLily2]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

When they were walking through Central Park he looked improbably tiny waisted.

I’ll go back and look.  

[ECM1231]

8 minutes ago, allyj128 said:

My good friend met a Brazilian woman through his good friend /coworker (also Brazilian). He moved mountains to learn Portuguese and she took English lessons almost from day one. 

They dated long distance for two years and then started the visa process, at which point they were both fluent in the other language. 

So yeah...either of these two idiots could have bothered. 

M

 

8 minutes ago, allyj128 said:

My good friend met a Brazilian woman through his good friend /coworker (also Brazilian). He moved mountains to learn Portuguese and she took English lessons almost from day one. 

They dated long distance for two years and then started the visa process, at which point they were both fluent in the other language. 

So yeah...either of these two idiots could have bothered. 

In other words...very normal people who would never be accepted as participants on this show. Not that they would want to.

[jacksgirl]

Now Hazel has a flannel shirt!

[PityFree]

Hazel is repulsed. 

[greekmom]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Darcey's girls should meet up with Olivia. they could have a support group. 

Tonight's winner!!

[Ellie Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Lucky Santangelo said:

The way Darcy dresses makes her look older

She looks like a cheap escort.

[charmed1]

I pray for Tarik, Ricky, Darcy and Rachel’s children. I really do. Because it’s obvious that their parents are controlled by their genitals and not their brains. I don’t care about the parents, but I hope the fiancées do not mistreat the children. 

[JennyMominFL]

I just dont understand the way these people dress to meet “ the love of their lives” for the first time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tarik is put off because Hazel isn't acting like a Bangkok hooker? Okey dokey. 

And he expected to stay at her place? Jesus. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Pepper Mostly

[allyj128]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

In other words...very normal people who would never be accepted as participants on this show. Not that they would want to.

LOL yes. Rational people doing rational things.