90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Ahhhhh parsing the nuances of "having sex" again.   Doesn't he realize how weird he is?

Tim may find the woman he "dates" ends up like a character in this....

Spoiler

I read this book in high school called 'Celebrity'. The guy wakes up and the girl was having sex with a gun. I think one of his women is going to get so desperate she resorts to using one of his guns he sells as a sex toy on herself since she won't be getting any from him.

I'll show myself out now.....

[Persnickety1]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How could you forget chocolate panties?

And the candy crotch G-string!

I'm telling ya, TLC could make money off of this subscription box crap  😄 😄 😄

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Zied looks like when they find the fossilized remains of some 10 thousand year old man and then they reconstruct his face and add that weird hair. 

To his credit, it looks like he’s lost some weight. Still so much sexy for me. In my house. In my dreams. I belong to him.

He does look better 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

No to the nail show.

Only if Caesar is on it.

[Dance4Life]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Zied looks like when they find the fossilized remains of some 10 thousand year old man and then they reconstruct his face and add that weird hair. 

To his credit, it looks like he’s lost some weight. Still so much sexy for me. In my house. In my dreams. I belong to him.

Cave man??  Neanderthal?

Zied has the stringiest hair.....ever!  Even more so than Grangela. 

[BradandJanet]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Angela runs into Michael's arms and you can hear the audible thud when she runs into him. So romantic. 

My laughter dissolves into tears. I'll never look at Angie again without thinking "audible thud."

[Persnickety1]

2 minutes ago, DanaMB said:

Holy shit Maria is real! My mouth literally dropped open. I mean, obviously it's still a scam, but I really thought it would be a 400lb man in his basement.

I have to give TLC props for this one.

(I'm way behind tonight.)

The agency she provided her pictures to probably gave her a bonus to appear.  

Can't have word getting out about how they operate 😉  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Dance4Life said:

Yea???

How many son/daughter in-laws??

Please impressed me!

Don’t be too impressed. Two sons, two DILs, both fams have two young children.

[Adeejay]

Say what you want about Ben, but Akinyi is 27 and single in a culture where most young ladies are married in the late teens.  Seems to me that they are more wrong with her than with him.  So she needs to shut up.

[Horrified]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

TIL - Having 6 grandchildren makes you wise 

That's six grandchildren and a pedophile!

[Mindthinkr]

Tom needs to shave or he is trying to be like sandpaper when Darcy touches him. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Has anyone seen Shape of Water movie?

I just watched this weekend and I feel like this is how Teem is built.....and, why are the sexual awkwardness.

I loved that movie, a lot of people focused on the weirdness but the theme of loneliness and being left behind in an ever changing world was heartbreaking....I met the director a few times and he was lovely to work with 

[Armchair Critic]

Darcy actually thinks she is so much classier than the rest of them. Sorry Darc that ship has sailed...

[Bryce Lynch]

Hell will be an eternity of lingerie shopping with Rebecca and Angela.  Repent!

[Julyolo]

Angela would make a great extra in a French Revolution guillotine scene. Madame DeFarge much?

[Persnickety1]

4 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

Some one needs to tell her that the Honey Boo Boo days are over.

Angela needs to drag her sagging boobage and petrified egg over to WeTV, where even that repugnant June got a series this past summer.  Ugh.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Persnickety1 said:

The agency she provided her pictures to probably gave her a bonus to appear.  

Can't have word getting out about how they operate 😉  

That doco that was recommended really opened my eyes. Can’t remember what it was called

[poeticlicensed]

So Zied was nervous to have sex with old granny snatch

[Persnickety1]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Darcy actually thinks she is so much classier than the rest of them. Sorry Darc that ship has sailed...

Sailed and then sunk like the Titanic 😄 

[Dance4Life]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I loved that movie, a lot of people focused on the weirdness but the theme of loneliness and being left behind in an ever changing world was heartbreaking....I met the director a few times and he was lovely to work with 

I love it, too!  It was very 80’s.   
 

In the 80’s they had a lot of movies where a human had relations with a talking animal.  Howard the Duck, Splash, etc.  

[Angry Moldovan]

What’s with Beckys pants? Olivia Newton John in Grease. Bad look babeee

[Frozendiva]

Akini's cheekbones are rather sharp.

[Armchair Critic]

I think I dislike Tim because that movie "Magic" with the ventriloquist dummy scared the crap out of me when I was a kid and that's what he looks like.

[Persnickety1]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

That doco that was recommended really opened my eyes. Can’t remember what it was called

Love Me?

[seasons]

Thank goodness for the break coming up when unexpected comes on.

Because no one watches that.

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Darcy actually thinks she is so much classier than the rest of them. Sorry Darc that ship has sailed...

Visited many a port and served the fleet. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Under the eyes of God they are married?

What kid of minister is Benji going to be anyhow?

[Gobi]

Yeah, Darcey, we know you're a whore.

[HappyDancex2]

Caesar is sweating profusely and then drops us with some Hammertime.   Yuck

[Persnickety1]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I think I dislike Tim because that movie "Magic" with the ventriloquist dummy scared the crap out of me when I was a kid and that's what he looks like.

Do you follow the Savage page on FB?

Their cover photo is a picture of Tim side by side with Howdy Doody 😄 😄 😄

[blubld43]

On God "hammer time".

So much repulsed.

[magemaud]

I went to “click on new replies” and wound up on a bladder leakage website 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Persnickety1 said:

Love Me?

Yes. Highly recommend it if your into 90 day scams, which we all are

[charmed1]

A bunch of dorks talking about sex. I hope they change the subject. 

[Frozendiva]

Avery is an idealistic, naïve 19 year old. She has no idea what life is really like outside the comforts of her nice home.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Times have changed. Talking about sex used to be TMI. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Under the eyes of God they are married?

What kid of minister is Benji going to be anyhow?

Where were you? You don’t love us!

[Persnickety1]

3 minutes ago, PearlClutcher said:

I wonder how Zied is in the love dept.?

So. Much. Grunting. 

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I think I dislike Tim because that movie "Magic" with the ventriloquist dummy scared the crap out of me when I was a kid and that's what he looks like.

Yes x 1000.

[LucyEth]

I don't like that they laugh one someone insults their partner.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Persnickety1 said:

Love Me?

That documentary is a must watch for 90DF fans!  Available on YouTube free. 

[Armchair Critic]

If Caesar is such a stud in bed ("hammer time") why is he sending money to some catfish? Ugh these people, why do I even try to make sense of their stupidity?

[Neurochick]

9 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Akinyi is pretty nasty and sounds off when she does not have to do it in person.  Video tough guy!

Why is she nasty?  We’re saying the same things.

[Eldemarge]

Shawn won't ask ANY follow-up questions and it's so irritating.   Asking a question and letting them babble and then being like "Ok" or "Wow" is not an interview.  The people on Pillow Talk would be a thousand times better at this.

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Under the eyes of God they are married?

What kid of minister is Benji going to be anyhow?

He ministers the Sunday service of St. Mattress on the Sheets.

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

Sailed and then sunk like the Titanic 😄 

How dare you insult the Titanic!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww Caesar no and why is Ange defendiñg Jesse ?

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

Do you follow the Savage page on FB?

Their cover photo is a picture of Tim side by side with Howdy Doody 😄 😄 😄

No I will have to check it out, that is spot on!

[Frozendiva]

Marriage is a man-made construct and status. Benji, you are not legally married in the US.

[Dance4Life]

I do not understand why Akinyi  slept with Benji.

They are NOT married.

Not in USA.....not, in Kenya!