90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[brillia79]

Benjamin is worse than broke. He’s never going to pay more than the $600. Dassit. Can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ben is putting Akinyi on layaway!

So did David Poor. He still owes a water buffalo or two. lol

[sainte-chapelle]

Shouldn't the bride price be lower since Ben is taking Akinyi to the US, paying for her visa etc? That is worth more than any local man could pay no?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Does Bikini realize the payments to her father will come out of Benji’s paycheck?

[hisbunkie]

Shoot! I missed 5he first 15 minutes. 

[Floatingbison]

Holy schnikes, Akini, don't you think you should have apprised your beloved husband to at least set a ceiling on the brideprice?

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[poeticlicensed]

Ok, I'm in to watch Avery get taken down a notch by Mr. Immigration lawyer.

[DragonFlyzz]

Ooh.  Putting Pops out their as a shyster that’ll take Benjamin for all he’s worth.

[kacesq]

FInland! That’s a new country for this franchise!

[Persnickety1]

Ah, yes, Akinyi, a mistake on Benjy's part...and he could be paying the bride price the rest of his life.  

What a sap you are, Benjamin 😄

[Frozendiva]

It's always a beautiful woman, a great body, etc. What? No depth? No life experience? No sense of humour? No ability to solve a problem or be independent?

[blubld43]

Just now, hisbunkie said:

Shoot! I missed 5he first 15 minutes. 

Sweaty Ben is even poorer than he thought; he put the bride price on flexpay.

[Twopper]

Well, I guess no one here is surprised that Benjamin is getting Akilini on the installment plan.

I am not sure she is going to be happy with Benjamin because he seems as poor as a church mouse with no way to get more money plus he will be sending his extra $$ to the FIL.   I would not want to get involved in this family.

Benjamin looks pregnant in that shirt when he walks over to see the cakes.

[LucyEth]

Ben should have smashed the cake in Fidels face.  He's a real creep.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Persnickety1 said:

Ah, yes, Akinyi, a mistake on Benjy's part...and he could be paying the bride price the rest of his life.  

What a sap you are, Benjamin 😄

Well it’s not like Daddy will fly to Arizona and repossess her.   
 

OR WILL HE???

[Persnickety1]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

The black and white cake is straight from Seinfeld.  

The cookie that made Jerry ill at the end?  😄 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

So did David Poor. He still owes a water buffalo or two. lol

He's turning into one from the looks of it, he is enjoying Annie's bedside cooking a bit too much. 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a bride today.”

[Julyolo]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So Papa Akinyi is going to bleed Ben for the rest of his life. 

For as long as Ben is on this show for sure.

[Floatingbison]

Save your receipt, Ben, you may want to turn this one in for a refund.

[blubld43]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Well it’s not like Daddy will fly to Arizona and repossess her.   
 

OR WILL HE???

Families visiting from Africa often stay for MONTHS at a time.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Well it’s not like Daddy will fly to Arizona and repossess her.   
 

OR WILL HE???

Or maybe the family will come over to visit for months on end. That's what's done in some cultures. One way or another, he's going to pay.

[PityFree]

Akini  thanks Ben is just being stingy or cheap when he’s actually stingy and cheap and broke. She is going to be so disappointed being poor in America.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a bride today.”

Wimpy 

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys, 20 minutes in and I am falling out of bed laughing! You are on FIRE!

[Persnickety1]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Well it’s not like Daddy will fly to Arizona and repossess her.   
 

OR WILL HE???

Wouldn't that be awesome (especially with the cameras rolling).

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Shouldn't the bride price be lower since Ben is taking Akinyi to the US, paying for her visa etc? That is worth more than any local man could pay no?

Exactly, but they know a sucker when they see one. Also, selling your daughter regardless of antiquated customs leaves me feeling queasy. It should be symbolic, if at all

[hisbunkie]

7 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Also effective: asking if he loves you while holding a gun to his head.

She’s not that direct. She’ll hold the gun to her own head. 

[charmed1]

Oh no. I was cheating on this show with 60 Minutes and now I’ve missed the first 20 minutes. I’m no better than Sum It. 

[LilaFowler]

Aykini's parents actually think they'll see anymore money? LOL.

[SunnyBeBe]

Isn't the father a pastor? I would expect above board and honest dealings.....right?

[iwasish]

What is with these backwoods places that have great bakeries? 
What happens to the cake if there is no marriage? Do they shove it in the poor guys face?

[peaceknit]

Just now, PityFree said:

Akini  thanks Ben is just being stingy or cheap when he’s actually stingy and cheap and broke. She is going to be so disappointed being poor in America.

I have a feeling this relationship isn't going to work. She won't assimilate to life here.

[Persnickety1]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Wimpy 

Wimpy = Perfect word for Ben 😄 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Ben flies home with Akini and Grayson is supposed to be okay with all this?

[Frozendiva]

Why do these kids have kids of their own? And multiples!

[Persnickety1]

Just now, iwasish said:

What is with these backwoods places that have great bakeries? 
What happens to the cake if there is no marriage? Do they shove it in the poor guys face?

They send it to Angela to shove into Michael's face.  

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Ben should have smashed the cake in Fidels face.  He's a real creep.

Absolutely, the way he snorted during negotiations did make me snigger a little bit

[Mr. Miner]

Mr. Minor reporting late. I’d like to reiterate the disgust I feel for Rebecca. 

[Gobi]

"Good morning my ATM."

[LilaFowler]

More of this fake Caesar shit? COME ON.

[poeticlicensed]

Can we just be done with Caesar salad and his fembot? 

[usernameG]

Cesears selfie is terrifying

[Pepper Mostly]

I see Caesar's been working on himself. He looks great! Oh wait, no he doesn't. Lay off the chocolate panties, Caesar.

[Armchair Critic]

Oh for goodness sake, give up the charade Caesar!

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Well it’s not like Daddy will fly to Arizona and repossess her.   
 

OR WILL HE???

Daddy can have her, likely though Akinyi will be damaged goods......her family won't take her back once she is married.

[peaceknit]

More Ceasar fuckery.

[Toodleoo]

God I hate Cesar and his Will-Smith-having-an-allergic-reaction-in-Hitch ears.

[Angry Moldovan]

Fuck off Ceaser Salad you bore me. As Elaine Bennis said.... Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Ben flies home with Akini and Grayson is supposed to be okay with all this?

No way will Ben be able to get money to pay for the K1 visa.