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[usernameG]

Oh so Jesse is trying to teach her a lesson??? He's such an asshole.

[Armchair Critic]

Are Angela's boobs resting on the table while she eats?

[OoogleEyes]

Does Jesse really thinkhe is in the right here?.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse is such a victim. So sad.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh really Jesse? You don't know how Darcey will respond? I'm guessing it will involve tears, flouncing, and screams of "I'm done!"

[Brooklynista]

He's unpacking his luggage. How many days is he staying to break up w Darcy?

The fuck is Darcy wearing? She is a complete ass clown.

Edited September 24, 2018 by Brooklynista

[Gigglepuff]

Is Jesse referring to the Silva twins smackdown? 

Hey! Maybe Darcey and Jon should be together given that they both like to fight and have assault charges filed against them. 

[AussieBabe]

Angela none of us wanted that hint at you even possibly using that cake icing for any bedroom activities. 

Edited September 24, 2018 by AussieBabe

[Armchair Critic]

I don't want to think about where Angela is threatening to put the icing.

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, SuzyLee said:

Oh my Lord.  Only this woman would sit down and eat a cake with a spoon.  No plate, no slicing, no portions.  Just big, honking bites. 

I’m surprised she even used a fork, I thought she’d just open her mouth and take a bite.

[sconstant]

Literally this woman has so much baggage.

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey is hoping Jesse will fall into her boobs and won't be able to escape

[PeaceLily2]

Darcy looks ridiculous. 

[Adeejay]

I can't believe Darcey is dragging all that crap on Metro North.

[usernameG]

Just now, sconstant said:

Literally this woman has so much baggage.

It gave me joy to watch her carry it up the stairs while struggling.

Edited September 24, 2018 by usernameG

[ALittleShelfish]

OH i forgot we hadn't seen the scene from the previews of Darcey stomping out of the minivan!!!!!  I'm psyched for this scene. 

[kacesq]

As someone who has taken Metro North many many times get your luggage out of the damn aisle Darcey!

[CoachWristletJen]

Oh, poor Darcey.... this is the friendship ring all over again only worse! She's expecting good news and she's going to get dumped.

[MegD]

What incident is Jesse being self-righteous and sanctimonious about? Also, she clearly thinks she's staying for a long time with Jesse. The plastic surgery is really taking it's toll on her.

[Miss Chevious]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Are Angela's boobs resting on the table while she eats?

Yup. The table is the only thing keeping them from hitting the floor.

[snarkish]

Da fuq is Darcey wearing?? And carrying a blanket? 

[configdotsys]

Darcey is looking like she's wearing the outfit in the previews when she freaks out and leaves the car saying, "Get out of my life!"

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

He's unpacking his luggage. How many days is he staying to break up w Darcy?

It's a two-fer!

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh really Jesse? You don't know how Darcey will respond? I'm guessing it will involve tears, flouncing, and screams of "I'm done!"

Or murder

[ALittleShelfish]

Also, with all that luggage she has... is she MOVING? 

[iwasish]

Jesse must end it in person that’s the way it should be, unlike how it started, on the internet. 

 

Delusion... thy name is Darcy. 

What the fuck is she bringing? 

This is going to be brutal. Meeting in a park with all that luggage. 

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Adeejay said:

I can't believe Darcey is dragging all that crap on Metro North.

TLC has kicked her off the payroll if they have her traveling on Metro North. No uber for you!

[usernameG]

Darcey totally thinks he's going to "sweep her off her feet". He's such a psychopath.

[timesywimesy]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

Oh, poor Darcey.... this is the friendship ring all over again only worse! She's expecting good news and she's going to get dumped.

I know!!!! Isn’t it fabulous?!?

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, you couldn’t wear a decent pair of jeans or trousers, a blouse or nice tee and maybe a jacket? That get-up is enormous! Right out of Dynasty.

[OoogleEyes]

This woman is so delusional 

[Baltimore Betty]

Darcy is wearing white, just like a bride.  I guess she thinks it would be a subliminal message for Jesse.

OMG, Darcy is looking back at her time in Amsterdam as a sweet, romantic time. Was she not there?

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, sconstant said:

Literally this woman has so much baggage.

And so much of it mental.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pepper, our paths probably crossed years ago at the Downtown Filene’s Basement. Mostly, though, I miss the Jordan Marsh blueberry muffins. I have the recipe but there aren’t the same.

I probably grabbed a purse out of your hand, or fought you to the death for a blouse! When I worked downtown I would visit every day. 

1 minute ago, sconstant said:

Literally this woman has so much baggage.

Post of the day! I am laughing very loudly! 

[Miss Chevious]

Darcey is clueless. She’s getting all dolled up to be dumped and tossed aside like a used Kleenex. 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, EllaDisco said:

Jesse must be rich if he can afford to fly all the way to the US just to break up with someone.  Of course, I don't believe it will ever happen.

So stupid and fake for TV. 

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Darcey, you couldn’t wear a decent pair of jeans or trousers, a blouse or nice tee and maybe a jacket? That get-up is enormous! Right out of Dynasty.

Right?? I almost expected to see her dragging the fur on the ground ala Dominique Devaroux .

[MegD]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Darcey, you couldn’t wear a decent pair of jeans or trousers, a blouse or nice tee and maybe a jacket? That get-up is enormous! Right out of Dynasty.

I was thinking Cruella De Ville.

[CoachWristletJen]

3 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

He's unpacking his luggage. How many days is he staying to break up w Darcy?

He's planning a quick breakup and then a nice visit in the city as a newly single young man.

[HappyDancex2]

Darcey is so high maintenance I can hardly get my mind around it.   She should have her own limo driver....her mindset is of the Rich but her bank account is too average.

[itsadryheat]

Done with Darcey's voice. What is her vocal problem?

[Pepper Mostly]

I am laughing so hard. You folks are in rare form! 

[Suzywriter]

I JUST WANNA BE LOOOOVED!

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh really Jesse? You don't know how Darcey will respond? I'm guessing it will involve tears, flouncing, and screams of "I'm done!"

and him responding "this is just madness!"

[Miss Chevious]

The big question is - is Jesse going to ask for his promise ring back?

[usernameG]

Am I the only one a little bit giddy that she's about to be dumped? Again?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think getting a breakup Post-It note is preferable to the humiliation that Darcy is going to experience. Hilarious.

[Neurochick]

But is the baby Paul’s?

[Suzywriter]

Might be? Did you see those headlights??

[HappyDancex2]

I'm shocked!!!!!

Said no one on the previouslytv forum ever