90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tom’s dancing is making me ill.

Ok, he moves better than I expected, but he’s still a gross Lothario even with da moves

[greekmom]

Ohhhh new show!

[peaceknit]

Just now, hisbunkie said:

To. Dances as sport. Darcy wants to bang. She just doesn’t get it. 

Well, you know what they say about people that can't dance....

[kacesq]

OMG new 90DF! Thank God. I was wondering what I would do now that TOW is almost done.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

She CANNOT dance.

Her idea of dancing is plastering herself to Tom and doing the duck face. And she's afraid her wig will fall off. 

[blubld43]

New people next season!

[sainte-chapelle]

Tom is being rude, he invited her there, show her a few basic steps and spend some time with her. You can dance with whoever you want when she leaves.

[HappyDancex2]

Also Tom is a dick because he said he'd rather dance with his regular people than a "newbie."   Good grief.   Eat a bag of dicks Tom.  That newbie is your potential fiancée.  You can teach her the 8 count in 30 seconds.

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

His penis needs Viagra to bone Jeniffer...

I think he needs a 24 hour Viagra bath.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TLC, you’re killing me!

[charmed1]

Another 90 Day Fiancé? Jeez, they won’t let us catch our breath.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Another South American ‘model’?
 

I’m in!!!

Edited October 14, 2019 by RichiesOlderBro

[humbleopinion]

6 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Darcey looks like a tired old tramp.

On behalf of Tired Old Tramps or TOTs .....compared to Darcey we look spring new and mountain air fresh...plus our lady parts have NOT been a revolving door of boyfriends and lovers...

Edited October 14, 2019 by humbleopinion

[poeticlicensed]

Nov 3. New 90 Day. I'm so in.

[Eldemarge]

I think Tom is just being careful about Darcey's boobs flying out of her bodice during a dance since obviously Darce couldn't give two shits.  That is my theory about why he isn't trying to dance with her more.  That and she thinks playing grabass and doing Lambada moves are going to Finally Make Tom Say I Love You.

[Frozendiva]

New dude. Another 'model'.

[iwasish]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

And tiny stick neck, it defies the laws of gravity how it stays upright

It doesn’t... that’s his problem. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Ok, he moves better than I expected, but he’s still a gross Lothario even with da moves

Don't be mesmerized.   That's 20 years of stepping around LOL.   He's not put in any work on latin body movement AKA really moving your hips.  

[Bryce Lynch]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Also Tom is a dick because he said he'd rather dance with his regular people than a "newbie."   Good grief.   Eat a bag of dicks Tom.  That newbie is your potential fiancée.  You can teach her the 8 count in 30 seconds.

Agree.  Don't make me feel bad for Darcey, Tom.

[Gobi]

Time for Darcey tears.

[usernameG]

Darcy just wants to rub her boobs all over him.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Tom's sister is feeding into Darcy' insecurities like it's chocolate cake and Darcy has not had dessert in years!!!

I don't like the sister very much.   Also she seem very large.

If Tom is trying to make Darcy feel anymore insecure, I don't like him very much.

Darcy's hair looks a lot better. That's all I got so far tonight.

[seasons]

Akini is VERY used to manipulating with the baby voice and baby face she makes, I suspect. 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

New dude. Another 'model'.

Brazilian model. Yawn

[OoogleEyes]

We don't get a break from this,  do we? We'll be stuck in this Sunday night 90 Day vortex forever

[seasons]

Gosh, you Can really see the extensions from the back of darceys head. So bad.

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Another 90 Day Fiancé? Jeez, they won’t let us catch our breath.

Yeah.  I almost completely snarked out.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Don't be mesmerized.   That's 20 years of stepping around LOL.   He's not put in any work on latin body movement AKA really moving your hips.  

Ahhhhh, it impressed me, but my idea of dancing is like something out of a abba video circa 1981

[sainte-chapelle]

I have no idea where one 90 ends and another begins

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

I don't like the sister very much.   Also she seem very large.

She's big a little bit.

[kacesq]

I'm so sick of this Unexpected preview if only because I know that little snot has no intention of getting a job.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, seasons said:

Gosh, you Can really see the extensions from the back of darceys head. So bad.

She's got a short party in the back with a long party in the back.  And party boobs

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Brazilian model. Yawn

Very espicy, I’m sure.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Darcy just wants to rub her boobs all over him.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

why do t we have this emoji?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Darcey cries over her inability to dance. What ever loving fuck?

Right? She's had her whole life to learn how if it was important to her. 

[Frozendiva]

Didn't think there would be new shows til late January, at least.

[greekmom]

Just now, Bryce Lynch said:

Yeah.  I almost completely snarked out.

Nah. Rich old dude with a hot young 'model'.

Bring it on!

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Ahhhhh, it impressed me, but my idea of dancing is like something out of a abba video circa 1981

You're our Dancing Queen 🙂

[sainte-chapelle]

Maybe Ben will sneak off in the night before Fidel gets to him

[charmed1]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcy bought a lot of clothes at Forever 21 before they went out of business.

Ok but listen! I didn’t buy clothing, but I got so much shit for $1 each. Earmuffs, sunglasses, hats, headbands, cosmetics cases. Don’t judge me. You never loved me!

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Nov 3. New 90 Day. I'm so in.

YES YES YES!!!!!!

[LilaFowler]

Ben is such a weirdo.

[Mr. Miner]

Neeerrrddds!

[poeticlicensed]

Go home Ben. You are boring me. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Brazilian model. Yawn

A ‘yacht’ model!

[Eldemarge]

God I hate Benjamin.

[WonderWuman73]

For fucks sake he’s not dancing with you because you cant! And who knew Tom had moves. Reminds me off late uncle Louis.. he danced with multiple women and it never bothered my aunt......we’re puerto ricin and we salsa dance with everyone and anything  passing by lol 

[SunnyBeBe]

I hope Benjamin checks what the real law is in Kenya regarding legal marriage.

[kacesq]

Raise your hand if you think these two really love each other!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Very espicy, I’m sure.

Maybe doesn't have many yachting prospects.