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[Drogo]

Oh Tom your fucking teeth. 

[JennyMominFL]

Nottingham. I’ll be spending a lot of time there. Maybe I’ll see Darcy

[greekmom]

He sent a cab idiot. Not like he sent a limo.

[HappyDancex2]

This dude is an asshole.

[Angry Moldovan]

Tom is a git!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, yes, Tom, you're quite the swordsman, wink wink. Sure. 

[Toodleoo]

Am not digging this dude’s self-conscious wheeze-laugh.

[Bubbacat]

Romantic? Romantic and horny are NOT the same thing.

[kacesq]

She’s definitely American....lol I don’t think that was a compliment.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom needs a better toupee.

[JennyMominFL]

Shes definitely an American. Low key slam there

[iwasish]

I love Tom’s barber. 

[Julyolo]

6 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

If you think you have problems now.... wait until Michael goes to a club in the U.S., he will go buck wild

Rumor has it they can even go buckwild in a barbershop.

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcy must be older than 44, I am only a few years younger but I (not to toot my own horn) don't look nearly that rough. Tom acts proper enough but boobgate tells me he is actually quite the dirtbag.

Edited August 19, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[poeticlicensed]

Oh burn, gthe hairdresser said she was airbrushed. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘Air brushed to an inch of her life’

Barbers seem to be the voice of reason on this show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Now TOM is dishing on Jesse? God help me. 

[BradandJanet]

Thomas is a poseur. Ugh.

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

How long til Darzeee mentions Jesse, I’m getting a little tipsy

Tom mentioned him, that should count.

[VioletNevermind]

Wow.  Darcey’s man is . . . uh . . . not what I expected.  Like, not at all.  

(Even HE is discussing Jesse!  Make it stop!)

[Gigglepuff]

LOL, he refers to it as a "date"! She's planning the wedding, dude. 

[charmed1]

The barber is brutally honest. He’s welcome here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Toms Barber should come to the States and hang out with Jay’s barber friends.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Toms Barber should come to the States and hang out with Jay’s barber friends.

That would be a fun show!

[HappyDancex2]

I like my men a little less used.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tom needs a better toupee.

He probably think he's looks like a cross between Pierce Brosnan and Colin Firth.

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey is going to come on like a bull in a china shop and scare this "playboy" away

[Eldemarge]

WE GET IT, TOM HAS SEX

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

 Oh, he'd be called a wanker in Brit parlance.

[greekmom]

Is this the same dude on the phone last week???

His hair is fuller.

[Toodleoo]

Tom is a poor man’s Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral.

[poeticlicensed]

Tom is a low rent Colin Firth. 

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Now TOM is dishing on Jesse? God help me. 

Tom wants to assist Jesse with that towel magic trick. Low key obsessed with J.

[Pepper Mostly]

God Tom and his sister seem to labor under the delusion that he's some kind of James Bond, positively oozing with animal magnetism and sex appeal. 

[LennieBriscoe]

I don't think Darcy is going to be impressed.

Edited August 19, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s definitely not part of the aristocracy, his accent and his sisters gives him away

[VioletNevermind]

The friend’s face when he said, “She loves me!”  I’m dying!

[HappyDancex2]

the sister's boyfriend is CUUUUUUTE

[JennyMominFL]

She will not be attracted to him

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom, keep your head turned to the left on the 45 degree angle. Face on, you look like a potato head.

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Darcy must be older than 44, I am only a few years younger but I (not to toot my own horn) don't look nearly that rough. 

Same here. No way this lady was in high school at the same time I was. Not as a student.

[poeticlicensed]

Tom - she won't be totin any eggs for you. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Married to Darcy or alone at age 60?

i know what I’d pick!

[Andi27]

The sister sounds like she's from the Midlands. Tom sounds like he's trying too hard.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

That would be a fun show!

Barber Shop Pillow Talk

[JennyMominFL]

They did the jiggy jiggy

[Pepper Mostly]

Zied, at least suck in your gut when you're getting your picture taken. 

[Armchair Critic]

Hell I'm on the dark end of the 40's and I look younger than Darcey!

[Toodleoo]

EWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAhhGghh

[sainte-chapelle]

"You gonna wait...yea and I'm thin come on Tom!" I kinda love the sister.