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[Straycat80]

Learning to ride a bike barefoot? Ouch! 

Boohole. Lol! 

Edited November 26, 2018 by Straycat80

[HappyDancex2]

Kalani is so overbearing about everything.  I can't stand her voice.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Should have gotten Asuelu a balance bike like my 4yo grandson has.

[Gigglepuff]

Boohole!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cammi]

This Samoan guy can't be any more infantalized in my eyes. He needs a Mom not a wife 

[Mercolleen]

MY BOOHOLE IS HURT!

[LilaFowler]

Asuelu is seriously like an overgrown 8-year-old. I wonder if Kalani cuts his meat.

[ALittleShelfish]

Asuelo's boohole.  That's going to be someone's screen name shortly, I just sense it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, let's mock his idioms! I just love how accepting and kind they are. And by that I mean not at all. 

[Dance4Life]

2 minutes ago, Marmiarmo said:

My oldest daughter was born in 1978, which would make her the same age as Eric claims to be.  And hell , I look younger than Eric does!

My Gan Gan that is 99 years old looks younger than Eric!  

[LouLFC]

They really are just trying to embarrass poor Asuelo. Go home, you poor boy.

[PityFree]

Kalani is a boohole!

[sainte-chapelle]

My boohole! Slutpeople! This guy is comedy gold.

[QueBueno]

Asuelo hurt his boohole.  Hahaha!

 I graduated from high school in 1978 and I look ten years younger than Eric.

[configdotsys]

Okay so we finally have a name for the PTV Kalani/Asuelu Band: Boohole and the Slut People.

[Pepper Mostly]

No Kalani. You love Cheetos. "He's done some things with the baby I don't approve of"?? Sweet Jesus. 

[peaceknit]

She doesn't respect Asuelo, not a good basis for a marriage

[greekmom]

Kalani is the type of person who needs to just live with her sister-husband and just find a man here and there to warm her bed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do Not get involved in this, Big Bro.

[CoachWristletJen]

Of course he's like a five year old because he never learned before, Alani, you dumb bitch.

Sorry but I hate hearing this woman talk. She has this snide and condescending tone of voice with everything. she. says.

Does anyone else want to smack her? I sure do.

[HappyDancex2]

This angle of Aswelu being so young and immature is bogus.  Just because he comes from a simpler lifestyle and english isn't his first language that they treat him like some kind of imbecile.  For my money Kalani is just as immature if not more so.   Her life is incredibly random and unstructured for someone who has a baby but no job, insurance or future.

[PityFree]

Is she only marrying Asuelo in order to get more free daycare?

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, greekmom said:

Kalani is the type of person who needs to just live with her sister-husband and just find a man here and there to warm her bed.

She needs Jay.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, she trusts her lummox of a brother with her baby, but she does not trust his father? 

"he's probably dead in a bush somewhere"

She is so awful. I loathe her. 

[charmed1]

I think Asuelu put a quarter in a Zoltar machine at an abandoned carnival and made a wish. His family’s probably back in Samoa, worried sick. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jonathan is a douche. Enough said.

[lucy711]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

This angle of Aswelu being so young and immature is bogus.  Just because he comes from a simpler lifestyle and english isn't his first language that they treat him like some kind of imbecile.  For my money Kalani is just as immature if not more so.   Her life is incredibly random and unstructured for someone who has a baby but no job, insurance or future.

I agree with you.  And if Asuelo is a little immature it is important to remember he is younger than her.  I was a first time mom at 32, and I would have known a lot less in my 20s.

[HappyDancex2]

I'd rather have things hurting my boohole than spending my entire life listening to Kalani whine at me.   She goes from zero to screaming FUCK like a condescending brat.   She can kiss my boohole.

[sainte-chapelle]

"He is probably dead in a bush somewhere." Yes because he didn't live just fine before you 'saved' him you condescending bitch.

[lucy711]

A Facebook news feed?  So Jon is about 19, too!

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yay, let's mock his idioms! I just love how accepting and kind they are. And by that I mean not at all. 

Isn't Kalani's family supposed to be Mormon? Obviously she's not observant if she fooled around before marriage (yeah, we take that seriously), but I wonder how she was raised. People do tease and make fun of each other, but the folks I know would be so much more pleasant, and understanding, and helpful than these people. They just seem rude.  Poor Aseulo needs to go back home. This chick hates him and to be fair, he does seem a little simple. I don't know what she saw in him, even for a vacation fling. 

[Frozendiva]

A 22 year old sister and a 19 year old fiancée?

[HappyDancex2]

He loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooves saying that his fiancee is younger than his baby sister.  He got a total boner.

[Straycat80]

Is Jonathan wearing a wedding ring already? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another one with the backwards hat. Come on, dude.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Marmiarmo said:

My oldest daughter was born in 1978, which would make her the same age as Eric claims to be.  And hell , I look younger than Eric does!

<crying!!>

[Mercolleen]

4 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

Okay so we finally have a name for the PTV Kalani/Asuelu Band: Boohole and the Slut People.

You win for asthma-inducing comment so far. LOVE!

[Rabbittron]

His new name is Assholeo.

[ALittleShelfish]

Okay, Grangela - that's how the conversation goes.  Fernanda TELLS Jonathan she'll one day wipe his ass.  You don't ask your prospective fiance if he's willing to do it in the next few years.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Of course he's like a five year old because he never learned before, Alani, you dumb bitch.

Sorry but I hate hearing this woman talk. She has this snide and condescending tone of voice with everything. she. says.

Does anyone else want to smack her? I sure do.

I'm right behind you in the "I would cheerfully smack that smug bitch" line. What a supercilious, smug, pretentious, overweening, self centered twat. 

[Granny58]

I haven't watched Jon and fernandA...too boring.   But I caught a few minutes of last episode.  He seems okay.  We'll see over the I guess.

[deedee2]

Kalani says, "I know that I love him" ...

What?? I don't see any "love" in this situation. I wonder what she actually means when she says that.

[Armchair Critic]

I will be honest, if my brother came over and his fiance sat on his lap like that I would be rolling my eyes big time.

[charmed1]

Jonathan’s brother looks like Bud Bundy.

[HappyDancex2]

Sharing a chair and pawing at his face.  Ick

He's about 3 years away from looking straight up like her father LOL

[Frozendiva]

Backwards ball cap. A little less than classy to sit on your fiancé. Sit like a polite young lady.

[configdotsys]

There's something just so juvenile about Fernanda sitting in Jon's lap as a guest in someone's home. I don't know. Maybe I'm weird. Maybe if they were both 15. Oh wait...

[milner]

Take your outdoor coats off!!

[LilaFowler]

I predict that in 20 years, Jon will be on this third imported Latina teenage wife.

[shouldbedancing]

Fernanda, can't you sit in your own seat?