90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Floatingbison]

Slightly off topic, but after reading everyone's comments, I just want to say  . . .  I really missed you guys.

[ALittleShelfish]

I had to go back and watch the "Well, I was GONNA go fight ISIS, but..." part about four times before my bf took the remote and said "Yes, he's a moron. Just like every dude on this show ever. Why do you need to 'make sure'?"

Okay true but

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And sticking to a regular bedtime. 

She wants to leave the tropics for bitterly cold winters and snow?

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

She wants to leave the tropics for bitterly cold winters and snow?

Something happened and she needs to get out of dodge. I don’t think it’s anything illegal, but she’s DONE in her community as far as marriage prospects go. 

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Lost his virginity when he was 8 years old!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This Jamaican Guy is really humble. Okay, not really.

[greekmom]

I like the fact that Jay has a bankable skill (tattoo artist) but hate the fact he's young.

The virginity thing bugs me.

[Armchair Critic]

This Jay is full of himself. Good luck with this punk.

[PityFree]

At least Jay has a skill he can get a job with: tattoo artist.

[Gigglepuff]

He lost his virginity when he was eight? 

[ALittleShelfish]

Is Jay actually Luis?  The level of skeezy is off the charts.  Run, Ashley, RUN.

[PupCal]

Uhhhh, at 8 years old can you really call it losing your virginity?

[peaceknit]

Return of the fishnet tank!!

[LilaFowler]

Oh, the Jamaican guy is a tattoo artist. He can probably make a living here. Still don't know why he'd want to live in PA and not somewhere warmer and more exciting.

[emjohnson03]

Oh this Jamaican guy is something else....every time you think that bar can't be lowered....

[Straycat80]

Oh no Jay honey you did not lose your virginity at eight years old, someone molested you. That’s sad. 

Edited October 22, 2018 by Straycat80

[Swedishswordfish]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

The Jamaican dude looks like Iman Shumpert.

Omg YES! He could be his little brother lol

[snarkish]

I have a feeling Jay must need to roll his johnson into a ball to fit it into his pants. He's like a walking penis with a short afro. 

[Scarlett45]

Jay is going to take Ash for all she’s worth. I don’t get any scummy vibes (I don’t think he’d hurt her or her kids) but she will try to buy his love and he will leave after her credit is destroyed. 

[Stardancer Supreme]

20! Oh no, what is Ashley doing? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Scarlett45 said:

Something happened and she needs to get out of dodge. I don’t think it’s anything illegal, but she’s DONE in her community as far as marriage prospects go. 

Agree. Something in the milk ain't clean in this scenario.

[Granny58]

Re Jay...anybody else's mouth hanging open?????

[Floatingbison]

His tattoo work is recognized from Kingston all the way to Trench Town.

[greekmom]

Just now, PupCal said:

Uhhhh, at 8 years old can you really call it losing your virginity?

We call it statutory rape in Canada.

[emjohnson03]

Her kids...you know, those little ones you will be looking after too.

[rideashire]

Woah, someone took advantage of him as a child and I feel for this dude even though he's a player. :( That's not the same as losing your virginity, that's...something else.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

I have a feeling Jay must need to roll his johnson into a ball to fit it into his pants. He's like a walking penis with a short afro. 

Yesssss

[LilaFowler]

Sex at 8 years old isn't losing one's virginity, that's called rape and it's horrific.

[Armchair Critic]

If she marries this Jamaican tool she is an even bigger fool. This guy is trouble with a capital T as my mother would say.

[JenE4]

Oh, My. God. This erotic nipple tattooist who was sexually abused at EIGHT and thinks this indicates how manly and irresistible he is?!? Was it the father’s girlfriend who he “stole away” that was the child molester?

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Swedishswordfish said:

Omg YES! He could be his little brother lol

Right?   Even more on the video when he talks....weird mannerisms...facial expressions....smile.....very Shump!

[snarkish]

Anyone ever see the Eddie Murphy "dick swinging" skit in his "RAW" performance? Jay is Eddie's "Dexter St. Jock"! LMAO!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Something happened and she needs to get out of dodge. I don’t think it’s anything illegal, but she’s DONE in her community as far as marriage prospects go. 

I agree. She's a single parent, there's a story there. Her family may be rich but I bet she is lectured every day and she has to live with her parents' disapproval, if not hostility. 

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

We call it statutory rape in Canada.

It’s just rape. He was raped by someone (man or woman I don’t know) and has spun a narrative to make it easier to deal with. On that note of course I feel for him.

He’s probably able to snag these girls because he was sexualized and abused so early that’s where he thinks his worth lies. So he plays the “sexual fantasy” to women with desposible income. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If he lost his virginity (autocorrect wrote this>—-dignity) at 8 yo, it’s no wonder he is hyper sexual. There is no way he’ll stop being with other women. He’s not capable of being monogamous.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[kacesq]

I didn't think it was physically possible for an 8 year old to have sex...never mind the disgusting and criminal aspect of it.

[Scarlett45]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I agree. She's a single parent, there's a story there. Her family may be rich but I bet she is lectured every day and she has to live with her parents' disapproval, if not hostility. 

I hate to think this way, but I think she may have had an affair with a guy that was married (May or May not be Her sons father) and behaved REALLY badly afterwards (of course the cheating man NEVER suffers). She may have gone to his house, wanted to confront him, threatened his wife, or threatened him etc etc and it just looked so BAD people thought she was “crazy” etc. I’ve seen stranger things happen. 

Edited October 22, 2018 by Scarlett45

[HappyDancex2]

Gross.  I feel terrible for him.  And she doesn't seem bright so this is tragic.

[greekmom]

The Amish are back!?!??!

[OldButHappy]

4 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Oh, the Jamaican guy is a tattoo artist. He can probably make a living here. Still don't know why he'd want to live in PA and not somewhere warmer and more exciting.

He's only got to put in a year or two before splitting for South Beach.

Where is Queen Oprah when we need her?  To tell Ash:

"When they show you who they are, BELIEVE them!"

(Ash smiles all the time, but her microexpressions are sad and anxious)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt just screams macho, doesn’t he?

[PityFree]

Just now, greekmom said:

The Amish are back!?!??!

It’s them or more Duggars. Pick your poison.

[greekmom]

Colt's cousin Lea looks like a hippy

[Brooklynista]

Is Colt reading a book on tape? I'm becoming increasingly annoyed by his talking head voice.

[Lillith]

That is quite an ensemble Lea has on.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh goody, here are the family members who will be rude and hateful to the foreign fiancee the minute she lands. Charming. 

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Lea: I’m sure you’re not playing it up for the cameras.

 

12 inch penis my ass.

[Armchair Critic]

"He might have a 12 inch penis. Who knows?". The male cousin is the first guy on tonight's show I like.

[HappyDancex2]

This chick is wearing camera ready makeup with awkward hair crap.....I'm annoyed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt better get a second job because Larissa wants the good life.