90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[talktoomuch]

Did Ed and Shoulders share his mayo with Geoffrey?

[HappyDancex2]

OH I cannot watch Lisa at this club.  Just NO

[Angry Moldovan]

Lana is a hairy 31 year old sitting in his dirty undies in Pakistan

[RichiesOlderBro]

Why doesn’t he giver her his phone number and tell her to call him?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I bet he doesn’t know her last name.  

Ivanov, I'm guessing.

[mmecorday]

Quote

Ukraine is like the scammer capital of Europe.

It's the European Nigeria.

[Floatingbison]

Is he  the one that sent her 100,000 dollars over the past seven years?

[seasons]

35 minutes ago, OldButHappy said:

Or weed.  I've been told.

for real! Even my pain management Dr says so. Haven't tried the prescription kind yet...

[kendi]

He had HOPE not finding her online because it COULD mean that she's in transit to him. Wow. Denial can really make you dream up the best excuses. And we know that website he goes to isn't live...why is he even expecting an immediate answer from her? I feel the tiniest smidgen of pity for him. 

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Fourth time!  That's like Lucy Van Pelt holding the football for Charlie Brown!

I think that's worse since he has spent $100k for her to continue to be a no-show.   The collective IQ of this cast is pretty low.  Stupid or creepy or both.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

i guess David's going to be in Ukraine forever then. 

He needs to hire a private investigator to,get to,the bottom of this!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

But she doesn't know that. Tit for tat, if he demands she take a test then so should he.

Yass! And I bet that greasy little leprechaun knows lots of women of the night

[charmed1]

I think Lana is a SIMS character.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Lana is a hairy 31 year old sitting in his dirty undies in Pakistan

A 300 pound hairy 31 year old sitting in his mother’s basement.

[Mary Godfrey]

13 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

David, you could have asked your friend for a Russian translation of Lana's city.

After 7 years, he ought to be fluent in Russian.

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, nytonc said:

Well there ya go. She said it would never happen again. David you are too stupid to live. 

And he wouldn’t be alive if he had to actively engage his brain in order to breathe.  Good thing it doesn’t require thought or he totally would’ve suffocated by now.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Why doesn’t he giver her his phone number and tell her to call him?

She won’t make any money that way. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I love this trashy show and all you peeps...who are definitely not trashy. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I am, 55% trashy

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

1 minute ago, kendi said:

He had HOPE not finding her online because it COULD mean that she's in transit to him. Wow. Denial can really make you dream up the best excuses. And we know that website he goes to isn't live...why is he even expecting an immediate answer from her? I feel the tiniest smidgen of pity for him. 

I think they can only chat when both are online...with a per minute fee of course!

[Floatingbison]

At least David didn't go the Caesar route and pack 15 pairs of edible panties.

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I am, 55% trashy

So much trashy.

[OldButHappy]

Gawd, every time Whitney throws her leg onto her sleeping companion during her fat, fabulous commercial, my limbic system fires and I jump a little. Every time. My lizard-brain must be registering it as an attack. I would.

[DragonFlyzz]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Is he  the one that sent her 100,000 dollars over the past seven years?

Einstein pays by the minute to talk to her via online chat and has done for years.

[Kiss my mutt]

10 minutes ago, magemaud said:

“Can we order the $100 bottle of champagne...” what a pretentious twit. I also wonder what that is in US dollars. She might be in for a shock when she gets her Visa bill

Or her parents do. What a twatwaffle. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Baby Hurl throws a temper tantrum in 3....2.....1

[Frozendiva]

Lisa, you dressed up!

[Mr. Miner]

Lisa is hideous a little bit.

[Gobi]

Yoko Ono is laughing at Babyhurl.

[Frozendiva]

You don't think that Usman has helped himself to some of his fans?

[OldButHappy]

9 minutes ago, usernameG said:

 

I am SHOCKED Lana wasnt on the train.

 

What a blow we have been dealt!

[mmecorday]

Lisa is so classless, I wouldn't put it past her to put on black face at some point.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hate myself but I liked he red dress Lisa was wearing at the intro of the segment

[KelseyNikki614]

A sleeveless turtleneck is her outfit for the party??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa really dressed up for the occasion. Can’t wait till she throws her granny panties on stage when Usman sings his song.

[humbleopinion]

Congrats on 1M views, Ricers....

[kendi]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I love this trashy show and all you peeps...who are definitely not trashy. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I am 33% and not so much belly

[LennieBriscoe]

I am trashy a little bit.

[HappyDancex2]

I. JUST. CANNOT

[RichiesOlderBro]

Baby Lisa actually thinks Sojaboy is a real celebrity!

 

 

[blubld43]

Why does Usman have a towel on?

[Angry Moldovan]

her smokers cackle makes me shudder

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

At least David didn't go the Caesar route and pack 15 pairs of edible panties.

So much trashy.

Caesar was more interesting than David.   I can't believe I said that.  And didn't Caesar spend more for his "engagement" ring?

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

David is looking really old and creepy in closeups.

I think Dr. Pimple Popper should check that dark mole under his eye 

[DragonFlyzz]

Seriously twit?

[Frozendiva]

The women are not puppies. So derogatory.

[KelseyNikki614]

Lisa is going to ruin his career if she acts this way about female fans. Like they're not even doing anything, they're just his fans. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Lisa is acting like a 13 year old whose boyfriend is in a garage band. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

A sleeveless turtleneck is her outfit for the party??

She’s reinventing sexy

[Pepper Mostly]

Lisa's thinking about the early bird special and turning in early 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lisa really dressed up for the occasion. Can’t wait till she throws her granny panties on stage when Usman sings his song.

She looks like she could be his grandmother 

[mmecorday]

Yeah, that terry cloth towel draped around his shoulders is sexy as hell.