90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Floatingbison]

Rose looks horrified and resigned to her fate at the same time.

[VioletNevermind]

Where the hell did you think you were visiting, Ed?

[Armchair Critic]

He needs to get her flannel pajamas since he cranks the AC

[Angry Moldovan]

I tell you what I have learned. Accept staying the night but build a pillow wedge and pretend to sleep all the while planning on how much money I can extort before having to do it with an undesirable foreigner 

[Archer27]

Ed is embarrassing...so loud and dumb.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Black roses?! do they have an Addams family fetish? 

I think black roses are supposed to be something you send to someone you loathe, dislike.hate, etc.

[JennyMominFL]

You ARE a hot sweaty people

[humbleopinion]

2 minutes ago, Archer27 said:

Geoffrey should not point out flaws in her apartment...can we talk about your past, you psycho???

Geoffrey tell Varya how your cell toilet was 2 inches from your face when you slept on your sheet less mat on a iron cot  at night in the pokey... oh those many years....so STFU about her apartment...

[charmed1]

I wonder what celebrity these people are mistaking Ed for.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Big Ed tries his hardest to blend in.

He is just like a native "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?? DO YOU????"

[sainte-chapelle]

Geoffrey can F off, I remember another kid I didn't like that got a Russian girl pregnant, her apartment was rough but even he said "no it is okay...it is nice"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I tell you what I have learned. Accept staying the night but build a pillow wedge and pretend to sleep all the while planning on how much money I can extort before having to do it with an undesirable foreigner 

Or wait till he’s asleep, steal the money and credit cards and leave.

[magemaud]

For gods sake Lisa, there is no “L” or “R” in SojaBoy 

[VioletNevermind]

That mayo is melting off of his head and onto his shirt!  I’d vomit, but I’m too busy laughing. 

[LucyEth]

This is hard to watch

[nytonc]

I just got here and haven’t watched yet. I must know if Lisa and her Nigerian Superstar used a condom. I’m thinking they did not. 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I wonder what celebrity these people are mistaking Ed for.

 

A bargain-bin Danny Devito

[Floatingbison]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I wonder what celebrity these people are mistaking Ed for.

"Mr. DeVito! Mr. DeVito, why no Taxi 2??"

[RealReality]

Just now, nytonc said:

I just got here and haven’t watched yet. I must know if Lisa and her Nigerian Superstar used a condom. I’m thinking they did not. 

We'll know in nine months. 

[greekmom]

Ed is another one of those stupid Americans who doesn't a) research the climate b) research the currency.

[mmecorday]

Stephanie's friend looks like the lost Duff sister.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I wonder what celebrity these people are mistaking Ed for.

A poor mans george Costanzo a third rate Danny devito impersonator 

[humbleopinion]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I wonder what celebrity these people are mistaking Ed for.

An American ATM machine.

[Armchair Critic]

Last week they said my daughter's school would be closed 3 weeks. Now they are talking 8 weeks. I want everybody to be safe but wow.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is Rose wearing an engagement ring around her neck?

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I wonder what celebrity these people are mistaking Ed for.

Babe:  Pig In the City.

 

 

Oh, that was too mean, even for me.

[seasons]

Rose is no innocent. Neither is her "sister". Big Ed is a dope.

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

Ed is embarrassing...so loud and dumb.

I don't think he's any of the above! Maybe naive regarding Rose, but that's about it. 

[RealReality]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Stephanie's friend looks like the lost Duff sister.

Ugh, stephanie seems like an exhausting friend. 

[kendi]

Just now, greekmom said:

Ed is another one of those stupid Americans who doesn't a) research the climate b) research the currency.

10 pesos is like 20 cents. She still shouldn't be taking money out of his wallet but he's not spending a lot.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

We'll know in nine months. 

Or when she starts itching

[RealReality]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Babe:  Pig In the City.

 

 

Oh, that was too mean, even for me.

I laughed, so I guess it wasn't too mean for me. 

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Last week they said my daughter's school would be closed 3 weeks. Now they are talking 8 weeks. I want everybody to be safe but wow.

Right now closed for a month here, may get extended if necessary.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, nytonc said:

I just got here and haven’t watched yet. I must know if Lisa and her Nigerian Superstar used a condom. I’m thinking they did not. 

She said she was not going to use one. Because she's an asshole and also stupid. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Babe:  Pig In the City.

 

 

Oh, that was too mean, even for me.

Nah Bison, that was quality snark

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

 

I tell you what I have learned. Accept staying the night but build a pillow wedge and pretend to sleep all the while planning on how much money I can extort before having to do it with an undesirable foreigner 

 

Do they practice “Bundling” in the Philippines?

[SunnyBeBe]

Does Ed not understand that she is helping make the purchase since he doesn’t know how? Omg, he’s ridiculous. 
 

Do all overweight people sweat a lot in the heat?

[Doublemint]

True story - when I was a senior in high school, a close friend of mine was Danny Devito's girlfriend.   He was a hairdresser at the time living in Asbury Park, NJ.  I used my parent's car to drive to Asbury Park with her and he fixed me up with his friend.   We used to double date.  He was hilarious--but SHE WAS FUNNIER!

[Archer27]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Last week they said my daughter's school would be closed 3 weeks. Now they are talking 8 weeks. I want everybody to be safe but wow.

I have a half day tomorrow, and then district is closed for 3 weeks....Distance learning. This is going to be interesting....Of course safety is most important. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Ugh, stephanie seems like an exhausting friend. 

She's exhausting me, and I'm only watching her jiggle her tits on TV. And talk in that annoying voice that makes me want to punch her. 

[tvrox]

45 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA

Angry Moldovian can tell us if its really the bush! You are from Melbourne right?

[mmecorday]

Quote

Do all overweight people sweat a lot in the heat?

I can speak only for myself, but yes.

[talktoomuch]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Do all overweight people sweat a lot in the heat?

Why yes. Yes we do.

[Zevious Zoquis]

I think Steph is bi to be edgy...mostly

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Does Ed not understand that she is helping make the purchase since he doesn’t know how? Omg, he’s ridiculous. 
 

Do all overweight people sweat a lot in the heat?

Yeah. Source: Am chunky

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

True story - when I was a senior in high school, a close friend of mine was Danny Devito's girlfriend.   He was a hairdresser at the time living in Asbury Park, NJ.  I used my parent's car to drive to Asbury Park with her and he fixed me up with his friend.   We used to double date.  He was hilarious--but SHE WAS FUNNIER!

Love Danny esp as Frank Reynolds

[Twopper]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm guessing they were soulmates, who had a really strong connection. 

Hey, at least she has cheese. Sadly, I have no cheese. But I'm baking like a deranged grandma so there's that. 

I am terrified I will gain weight while we practice this "social distancing."  All I want to do is bake all the desserts in my mother's recipe box--especially cookies.  

 

7 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Where the hell did you think you were visiting, Ed?

He doesn't seem to have a lot of common sense.  He is pretty heavy.  I hope he doesn't have some kind of medical emergency. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Angry Moldovian can tell us if its really the bush! You are from Melbourne right?

I’m on the case peeps

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's exhausting me, and I'm only watching her jiggle her tits on TV. And talk in that annoying voice that makes me want to punch her. 

And. She. Likes. To. Enunciate. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Seven years. Sweet tap dancing Jesus. What a maroon.