90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Gobi]

Kicked off the site! What a blow I was dealt!

[Floatingbison]

Here it comes, you better BEE-lieve it!!!!

Edited January 27, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Frozendiva]

I finally saw the Star Wars movie today. Went to the early show so I would be back in time to watch this.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I must confess, I left a family member that I was visiting in a nursing home to get home in time for the snark.  I should feel guilty but I can’t wait to run out of that place.

You gotta do what you gotta do. Snark is the first priority.

[GladysCravits]

4 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

Sarah couldn't be bothered to have her hair color fixed, a haircut, and dress properly for the occasion? She looks like she's going down to CVS or the beach. She's a strange one to read. Methinks she doth protest too much that she's cool with everything, man...ugh, that tacky music... 

I think Sarah saw negative things written about her at first, and is going out of her way to show she’s a sweetheart.  I also think she really loves being on camera.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

You did the right thing.  We're a family here too, you know.

That's right. Your weird, drunk, snarky family. Now please pass the vodka. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, seasons said:

What is her problem with getting married in Nigeria first?

She’s got to milk the TLC dollars as long as she can

[hookedontv]

3 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I must confess, I left a family member that I was visiting in a nursing home to get home in time for the snark.  I should feel guilty but I can’t wait to run out of that place.

I love all you Snarkers! I have found my true family. 

[Frozendiva]

The flowers cost thousands of dollars. Tent rental, furniture rental and probably cleaning after the day, table and chair rentals, linen rentals, plate, glassware rentals, liquor, liquor license, food costs, etc.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Kicked off the site! What a blow I was dealt!

Me too! How rude!

[magemaud]

Did Angela put some glitter eyeshadow on that mole in her eyebrow? 

[Christina]

I can't prove it, yet, but I think the Jessens are angling for their own show of a divorced couple and their huge family that do co-parenting right. 

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

You did the right thing.  We're a family here too, you know.

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That's right. Your weird, drunk, snarky family. Now please pass the vodka. 

 

Speaking of which, why isn't Drogo posting in the live thread lately??

[Gobi]

I wonder if Metamucil found the departure gate yet?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

When my ex-husband remarried I sent my ex a gift and called him on the day of the wedding to wish him well and let him know we would forever be a family and his wife was part of that family. Thirty years later I still feel the same. The new wife had nothing to do with our divorce and she’s been a great step mother. 

When my ex told me he was going to marry his 19yo girlfriend, I looked at him and said, “She’s a lucky girl.” He wasn’t sure if he should take me seriously or not. I got into my car and laughed my ass off.

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I’m not going to put this on Sarah alone. Michael asked her and @pproved it. On the other hand, the kids will be forever grateful that their parents are civil adults. 
 

When my ex-husband remarried I sent my ex a gift and called him on the day of the wedding to wish him well and let him know we would forever be a family and his wife was part of that family. Thirty years later I still feel the same. The new wife had nothing to do with our divorce and she’s been a great step mother. 

A gift and a good luck call are appropriate. Officiating is not.

[Frozendiva]

My internet connection magically failed.

[seasons]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I must confess, I left a family member that I was visiting in a nursing home to get home in time for the snark.  I should feel guilty but I can’t wait to run out of that place.

Oh gosh, I'm with you. Nursing homes have been in my life since childhood. Sometimes i would literally feel chills of relief as soon as i wAlked out the door. It's ok. Watch our show and enjoy. Your loved one in their heart wants you to! 💙

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

Speaking of which, why isn't Drogo posting in the live thread lately??

He's forgiven. There's a lot of news out there lately.

[kacesq]

Is Kadouche really going with that hair cut? Really??

oh hell yeah, bring on Before the 90 Days...

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Did Angela put some glitter eyeshadow on that mole in her eyebrow? 

Maybe it stuck to her mole

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

4 minutes ago, LookABird said:

Is there anything that doesn't p*ss off Angela?

No. No there isn't. 

 

It's not her fault, y'all - other people intentionally push her buttons.  They know what they say will cause her to snap, but they say it anyway.

(Snark aside, she needs to go, ASAP.  If she goes this hard on Michael, on camera, I hate to think what happens with family members, in private.)  

😞

 

[hookedontv]

Oh good, ads. Time for me to grab (another) beer. 
Guesd Jasmin and I won’t be making out tonight. That’s ok, she’s not my soulmate. And I’m not into girls, not that there’s anything wrong with that. 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, OldButHappy said:

 

Angela is being "bomb-bare-ded".

 

My closed captioning said “barn baited” and I figured that was some kind of Georgia term I’d never heard 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Christina said:

I can't prove it, yet, but I think the Jessens are angling for their own show of a divorced couple and their huge family that do co-parenting right. 

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Christina said:

I can't prove it, yet, but I think the Jessens are angling for their own show of a divorced couple and their huge family that do co-parenting right. 

None are interesting enough to watch,

[Floatingbison]

Before the 90 days!  This is gonna be awesome!!!!!!!  That guy looks like a toad!!!

[Dance4Life]

Hello....Rice-a-Rooney’s!  
 

Here with my gumbo....so, I am gonna try to eat and type at the same time!
 

Good thing I don’t have to share my food with Jasmine! 🤣

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

7 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Yeah it looked like they got married in the driveway?

At a moving sale. Is all that furniture going to be moved into the new house? 

I saw a beautiful wedding.  The tent was done tastefully and elegantly. The furniture is supplied by the wedding planning company. I assume they went to the driveway to be interviewed due to the noise factor. Major money was spent. 

[Tuneful]

12 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I feel like he’s wearing Sarah’s and Michael’s unhappy marriage.

I fele like he's also wearing his mother's insistence that everything is peachy and we're all one big happy family, g-dammit. We're not petty like those OTHER couples whose marriage ends badly. And I wonder how much time Michael spends, as in really paying attention to. his kids. 

[Archer27]

Robert is horrible in all ways. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Where's he taking her? Payless? 

[Floatingbison]

Take a drink every time Anny says "sexy."

[kacesq]

I’m gonna guess Anny that the shoes aren’t that expensive...

[charmed1]

Hello? Does anyone work at this store?

[Christina]

2 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Speaking of which, why isn't Drogo posting in the live thread lately??

He's waiting for an apology from us for his abandonment

[Leilani]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where's he taking her? Payless? 

Gonna guess Robert is gonna see some red flags soon before the epi is over.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Before the 90 days!  This is gonna be awesome!!!!!!!  That guy looks like a toad!!!

I can't wait!

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Where's he taking her? Payless? 

It's sure not Louboutin.

[Christina]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

None are interesting enough to watch,

Neither was Family Chantel but they got a season two.

[Dance4Life]

4 minutes ago, Christina said:

I can't prove it, yet, but I think the Jessens are angling for their own show of a divorced couple and their huge family that do co-parenting right. 

We Adopted a Brazilian International Model!

 

Juliana is good at tugging people’s hearts!

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where's he taking her? Payless? 

At least they aren't used shoes. Baby steps, Robert, baby steps.

[Pepper Mostly]

Robert is such a fucking weasel. "things were said"? Own it you turd. Now he's making excuses for his asshole brother. 

[seasons]

I do like how annie mentioned that bryson would like the red shoes as it is his favorite color.👠

[Frozendiva]

Payless went under early last year.

[charmed1]

Robert’s feet are tiny.

[magemaud]

These sure aren’t Louboutins! 

[Tuneful]

I just can't with Robert or Tania. Fight, apologize, have make-up boom-boom, rinse and repeat. Yeah, Anny, Robert's gonna be "a good guy" now and respectful. (eyeroll)

Edited January 27, 2020 by Tuneful

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

 

4 minutes ago, Christina said:

I can't prove it, yet, but I think the Jessens are angling for their own show of a divorced couple and their huge family that do co-parenting right. 

None are interesting enough to watch,

 

And the poor kids would pay the price.  Everyone on social media loves them now, but a show would subject them to endless snark.  Just as they enter high school.

[toodles]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

I'm ignoring my 35 children and baby mamas just to be here to snark with you all. Not that I ever pay any attention to them anyway.

Kody Brown!  Is that you?