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[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Rebecca is another one who can't be alone for a minute. I have been with my significant other for years and I love having my own place and time to myself. I am in no rush to get married again.

As Joy Behard used to say, “ I want a man in my life not in my house”. 

[Armchair Critic]

This isn't LOVE Caesar you dumb ass

[Angry Moldovan]

Go away Ceaser salad you’re as entertaining as a peeled potato 

[Eldemarge]

NO, Caesar, your plan is to sell that ring and get some of your friend's MONEY back for him.  You shitty shit.

[charmed1]

Ok so hopefully that’s the end of Caesar. Don’t want to see him again.

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE. BROKE. UP. WITH. YOU.  Respect the decision. Life is not a rom com! (putting aside for the moment the fact that Maria does not exist)

Edited October 7, 2019 by Pepper Mostly

[VioletNevermind]

“My plan to hang onto this ring indefinitely.  I’ll figure out that whole rent/light bill/food money situation when I get home.  I love Maria.  We’re just in a fight right now.”

Caesar, I’m a peaceful woman, but you make me feel absolutely violent, sweetheart.  

Edited October 7, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[kacesq]

Dear TLC please rent a theater and sell tickets so I can watch this train wreck with Tariq and Dean. Thank you.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Arynm said:

Ceasars friend is charming and I think she likes him. He should see whats right in front of him

If this was a rom-com, Caesarean would realize he's been a fool and wind up with the friend.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Why didn’t they bring back Mykull’s sexy friend from last season? I’d sponsor him.  (Disclaimer: I fully expected to be paid with nature’s credit card.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Dear TLC please rent a theater and sell tickets so I can watch this train wreck with Tariq and Dean. Thank you.

I re-watched Pillow Talk last night. Tariq and Dean need their own show. Hilarious.

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SHE. BROKE. UP. WITH. YOU.  Respect the decision. Life is not a rom com! 

I'm really not here for this guy completely ignoring this imaginary woman's boundaries.

[poeticlicensed]

I am done with Caesar. If Maria was a real person and a catfish that showed up, I'd be down. But the cameraman has more lines in this story than Maria

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Dear TLC please rent a theater and sell tickets so I can watch this train wreck with Tariq and Dean. Thank you.

A viewing party, with Tariq and Dean, and David and Annie. Annie could cook lovely snacks.  I'd help her. 

[Julyolo]

I have the feeling we are moving towards the season finale here. Then we can have the Tell Nothing.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Dear TLC please rent a theater and sell tickets so I can watch this train wreck with Tariq and Dean. Thank you.

Those two are hilarious! As is Andrrrrrei. Who’d’a thunk it?

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

If this was a rom-com, Caesarean would realize he's been a fool and wind up with the friend.

 Caesars friend can do so much better than Ceasar.

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

SHE. BROKE. UP. WITH. YOU.  Respect the decision. Life is not a rom com! 

This should be sewn on pillows and sold on Etsy. Romcom stuff is creepy and will get you arrested for stalking in real life.

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Oooo, cat fight! Can we make this into a spin off?

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 Caesars friend can do so much better than Ceasar.

I think they can both do better.

Actually, Caeser can't but I couldn't resist the Dwight Schrute reference.

Edited October 7, 2019 by Bryce Lynch

[Toodleoo]

HEY DENIM JACKET OF CESAR RUN AWAY WITH RING OF BOTMARIA AND DO THE LAYING AND MAKE BEAUTIFUL DUTY FREE SPARKLEBUTT JEANS

or stay celibate whatever just get away from cesar

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Why didn’t they bring back Mykull’s sexy friend from last season? I’d sponsor him.  (Disclaimer: I fully expected to be paid with nature’s credit card.)

Where is that dude? Did someone beat us to the punch and is already sponsoring him? I want to be so beautiful romantic with him so mash Bebe.

[Twopper]

Oh, noes.   Ben is finding out he is married when he pays for Alkinline.  I think I need another margarita. 

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Those two are hilarious! As is Andrrrrrei. Who’d’a thunk it?

He playing the part of being nasty to the sisters, but sure wish they would stop yelling and each other and she  would stop hitting him.

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A viewing party, with Tariq and Dean, and David and Annie. Annie could cook lovely snacks.  I'd help her. 

I would pay a lot for a ticket to that.

[IsMyHairBrushedNo]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

If this was a rom-com, Caesarean would realize he's been a fool and wind up with the friend.

I want better for the friend though. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Bryce Lynch said:

I think they can both do better.

Yeah, I'm thinking that the friend isn't vanilla creamy enough for Caesarean.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does Caesar live in a motel? Why does his door open onto the street?

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

David and Annie. Annie could cook lovely snacks.  I'd help her. 

I don't know if it's true romance between David and Annie but they look like they have a ball together. Been looking at his Instagram and they are always doing fun stuff.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I would pay a lot for a ticket to that.

Tarik and Dean are so much funny.

[Mr. Miner]

Kenya’s tourism board is at it again.😀

[greekmom]

Do not tell me Ben you do not have ANY farmer's markets. You just do go there.

[VioletNevermind]

Yeah, Benjamin, you go to grocery stores because you are lucky enough to live in America.  Don’t be that guy.  

Edited October 7, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Pepper Mostly]

Ben: So, this is the market? 

Pepper Mostly: No, Ben, its the goddamn Enchanted Kingdom. JESUS CHRIST

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Yeah, I'm thinking that the friend isn't vanilla creamy enough for Caesarean.

We need to stop calling him Caesarean. He has been aborted.

[LookABird]

Benjamin doesn't even know what the bride price is yet?  What a nitwit!

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does Caesar live in a motel? Why does his door open onto the street?

He lives in a crappy duplex.

[Toodleoo]

I would like to interrupt my yelling to say OHIO STATE MOTOMAN ARE YOU FOR REAL???

[Gobi]

"Kaka Natural Juice"? Oh, hell no.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will Father Akinyi take an IOU from Ben?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I don't know if it's true romance between David and Annie but they look like they have a ball together. Been looking at his Instagram and they are always doing fun stuff.

They seem very comfortable together and to really enjoy each other's company. I like them on Pillow Talk. I think we were sold a bill of goods on their story. 

[Angry Moldovan]

How much do we think Zuchinni Bikinis bride price is in American $? 10,000?

[blubld43]

This guy expects to pay a bride price of 125 dollars. 

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

Benjamin doesn't even know what the bride price is yet?  What a nitwit!

Not his fault. The negotiations have not begun. 

[PityFree]

Ben you idiot.  You were engaged the minute you got the father’s and the elders’ blessings.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Bikini is a commodity to all the men in her life.

[Frozendiva]

The farmers' markets here do not usually have live animals.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, blubld43 said:

This guy expects to pay a bride price of 125 dollars. 

Maybe Big Ang is worth about 125$? 

[Julyolo]

Is Ben still married too?

Edited October 7, 2019 by Julyolo

[VioletNevermind]

I think Benjamin knows all of this stuff.  This is all exposition.  He can miss me with his “WHAAA?!  Tomorrow?!”  Come on, man.