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[Suzywriter]

Olga needs an order of protection.

[Straycat80]

What a narcissistic Steven is! Everything is all about him. Run Olga! 

[Owwwww ma leg]

It’s official, I hate Steven the most. More than all of them.

[Pepper Mostly]

No, he'll say "why did my ne'er do well, couch surfing, trifling shiftless dad take me away from MY MOTHER?" Steven, you shithead. 

[hoosiermom]

The bitch is back. Boo. Thought we had seen the last of her tonight.

[Neurochick]

What an asshole.  Steven, you can’t take care of a newborn.  He’s just putting it on his grandparents.

Wtf, Kalini is pregnant?  

[bref]

Kalani is utterly joyless even when ordering ice cream.

ETA: "You got me pregnant." OY. 

Edited December 17, 2018 by bref

[charmed1]

4 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Man, I can't handle these abused/neglected animal commercials. 

I always go to grab the remote, of which my dog always seems to be sitting on. So I have to shout, “la la la!” until it goes off. When the version with the kids in the cold comes on, I always go, “oh ok we can watch this one.”

[shouldbedancing]

Is Asuelo slow or is it just a language/cultural thing?

[RedBagWithMakeup]

I've never been so upset watching this show as I am seeing what Steven is doing to Olga. This is horrendous emotional abuse. How does he think taking a newborn from his mom is in his best interest?

[aliya]

OK, immigration law wasn't my thing - why can't Olga & Steve get married in Russia and they all come back together? Aren't the foreigners coming over here and getting married? Aren't they being allowed to stay after marriage or do they have to go back to their country and come back in after some kind of final approval? 

[HappyDancex2]

"You got me pregnant"

SOMEBODY HOLD ME BACK

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Sk8r boi, see you l8r boi

[Cammi]

Sorry not all babies are cute. Y'all know the one I speak of. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Olga " but if you take baby to US I can't come." Steven "I know" (subtext) and I don't care..you don't matter. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Dopey Kalani is back.

Wish someone would train her to talk without sounding so condescending. 

She still doesn't consider Asuelu her equal. She feels superior to him in every sense of the word when in reality the opposite is true.

[Lillith]

Again the Fat Kardashian is acting like she's a bystander in her own life. Everything happens to her, she has no say in any of it. Eff right off you whiny douche-ette. 

[Straycat80]

Asuelu: I want to get married or have a green card. Choose the green card Asuelu! 

Kalani, does she understand it takes two people to get pregnant? Stop blaming it all on Asuelu! 

[tincansailor981]

First it was, "my baby," now it's, "you got me pregnant."  Fuck you.   Back to the game

[Armchair Critic]

"I had my doubts about marrying you but now YOU got me pregnant". It takes to to tango as they say, she acts like she is doing him such a favor when in reality Asuelo will be nothing but miserable if he marries her. She is so negative and draining.

[aliya]

She loves Asuelo????  I don't believe it. How is it possible, the way she speaks to him?

[Gigglepuff]

"You got me pregnant."

Kalani really doesn't she how she's responsible for half of her pregnancy. 

[gonecrackers]

Kalani, wipe Asuelo's mouth & get him a bib.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder what kind of career Asuelu can pursue here in the U.S. He doesn’t have a huge skill set other than being a good sperm donor.

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

OK, immigration law wasn't my thing - why can't Olga & Steve get married in Russia and they all come back together? Aren't the foreigners coming over here and getting married? Aren't they being allowed to stay after marriage or do they have to go back to their country and come back in after some kind of final approval? 

That was Nicole's scheme. Marry Azan in Morocco so the US will let him come in as her hubby.

[Baltimore Betty]

I am outraged at Kalani's stupidity, involving yet another child in her foolishness.  Really? She learned nothing from the first time?

Steven is an asshole.  He is not equiped to take care of a child, where is he going to live? How will he afford diapers and other basics, who will take care of that baby when he is working?  Just an asshole, plain and simple.  Olga should run fast, never let that baby out of her arms.

[Armchair Critic]

Leida wants an expensive wedding when nobody will even be coming. I give the ex wife credit for speaking calmly to her because I would want to go off on her.

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

What an asshole.  Steven, you can’t take care of a newborn.  He’s just putting it on his grandparents.

Wtf, Kalini is pregnant?  

Yes. They were having sex with no protection and got pregnant again.

It’s all Asuelu’s fault apparently :/

[shouldbedancing]

lol is something  in Fernanda's mouth? Does she have invisalign?

[Pepper Mostly]

I loathe Kalani. She is a joyless slag. Asuelu seems like a happy type person who wants to be pleased and enjoy life. She is just a black hole of negativity. 

SGT. BAKER!

Edited December 17, 2018 by Pepper Mostly

[tincansailor981]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder what kind of career Asuelu can pursue here in the U.S. He doesn’t have a huge skill set other than being a good sperm donor.

Not much of a market cor coconut collectors.

[Gigglepuff]

OMG!! Sgt. Baker! 

[Gobi]

Sergeant Baker to the rescue!

[LennieBriscoe]

I loathe the incredibly ignorant psycho that is Steven.  Like,  hate. He knows nothing about anything (didn't know that "SS Number" meant Social Security), not babies, not employment, not love,  not GD anything!!

And he apparently believes that BECAUSE he grew up without a father, HE will know how to be a good one. Already proven false. 

No humor there,  Peeps. 

[Armchair Critic]

Sgt. Baker is baaaaack

[Toodleoo]

Man. I left my job recently because the stress had just thrashed my body for too many years, and since then life has been pretty great.

 

However, this show makes me feel like I did in that job, and that ain’t cool. I’m out. Fuck this, fuck the KalaniEricLeidaColtee kerberus and most of all fuck Skeeven with a 90 foot pole.

[xls]

2 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

I've never been so upset watching this show as I am seeing what Steven is doing to Olga. This is horrendous emotional abuse. How does he think taking a newborn from his mom is in his best interest?

He keeps ordering her to 'feed him' how she going to do that from Russia? 

[tincansailor981]

Holy shit, Sgt Baker returned from deployment 

[Neurochick]

You got me pregnant?  What were you doing at that time Kalini?

[charmed1]

Sgt. Baker’s water heater is busted again.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Lillith said:

Again the Fat Kardashian is acting like she's a bystander in her own life. Everything happens to her, she has no say in any of it. Eff right off you whiny douche-ette. 

Nothing stopping her from talking to her doctor about birth control methods whilst nursing. Idiot.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Godfrey said:

That was Nicole's scheme. Marry Azan in Morocco so the US will let him come in as her hubby.

Last season, Jon and can’t think of her name, got married in England. Jon could not go back to the US with her. 

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

You got me pregnant?  What were you doing at that time Kalini?

Nothing, according to her

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am outraged at Kalani's stupidity, involving yet another child in her foolishness.  Really? She learned nothing from the first time?

Steven is an asshole.  He is not equiped to take care of a child, where is he going to live? How will he afford diapers and other basics, who will take care of that baby when he is working?  Just an asshole, plain and simple.  Olga should run fast, never let that baby out of her arms.

Not just diapers, but formula, which is $$$, since he wants to take the baby away from his source of breastmilk.

[gonecrackers]

Great, so now Kalani will have no job & three kids to take care of... dope.

[HappyDancex2]

Kalani needs to do a George Constanza and do the opposite.

If every thought and decision you've ever made has led you to poor outcomes, DO THE OPPOSITE!

She super sucks at life.  Every thought that shows her decision making is just the exact opposite of how she needs to wade through life.   I think America is too complicated for her.   Maybe she needs to go find a simpler life on a remote island where she can condescend at her leisure.

[Baltimore Betty]

What do these people do for a living? Nobody ever has to go to work yet they have money for visas and airline tickets...no visible means of support and they dig themselves in to very deep holes. What is that about? How stupid are these people?

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Eric "I can work it out with Tasha later...Leida might run off to Indonesia...I can fix things with Tasha later." No asshat let bitch Leida go and Tasha is your blood, doesn't matter if she stays in the US... some damage can never be repaired. Congrats Eric on your see you next Tuesday bride, I hope losing your daughter was worth it.

[JennyMominFL]

Yeah, Ill be watching Dirty John. Not watching Molly

[Suzywriter]

Eric's first wife needs to find a way to get Leida deported. She is just too dangerously toxic.

 

Oh, Lord, not Jazz! Get lost, Jazz.