S07.E13: I'm Beautiful, I'm Smart, I'm Strong

[druzy]

Amber spends quality time with Leah.

Gary gets a paternity test to find out if Jody is his father.

Maci meets with a doctor to find new ways to manage her polycystic ovary syndrome. 

Executive producer Morgan heads to Austin, Texas.

[CofCinci]

1 minute ago, druzy said:

Amber spends quality time with Leah.

With or without Andrew?

[mamadrama]

28 minutes ago, druzy said:

Amber spends quality time with Leah.  

Gary gets a paternity test to find out if Jody is his father.

Maci meets with a doctor to find new ways to manage her polycystic ovary syndrome.  

Executive producer Morgan heads to Austin, Texas.

So basically...

Amber has her bi-yearly visit with her niece.

Gary hopes he's not really related to these fools. 

Maci finds new ways to fake a storyline.

Morgan Freeman uses editing magic to try to make MTV look good in firing Farrah. 

[FairyDusted]

Now you have it @mamadrama

[GreatKazu]

38 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

So basically...

Amber has her bi-yearly visit with her niece.

Gary hopes he's not really related to these fools. 

Maci finds new ways to fake a storyline.

Morgan Freeman uses editing magic to try to make MTV look good in firing Farrah. 

In a nutshell. 

I was thinking the same thing about the Maci scripted storyline. I see she is angling to be the spokesdude for PCOS. Just give it up already, Maci and do what you should be doing - being the spokesdude for Alcoholics Anonymous. 

[FairyDusted]

At first glance of the Thread Title I had "The Help" stuck in my head. I just saw it again the other night. OHHHH ! Can we fill Janelle's LAND with toilets!!!!????? COME ON!!!

[mamadrama]

14 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

At first glance of the Thread Title I had "The Help" stuck in my head. I just saw it again the other night. OHHHH ! Can we fill Janelle's LAND with toilets!!!!????? COME ON!!!

Or bake her a pie...

[FairyDusted]

She'll need both. Those are special adult pies for when the kids are gone. I bet if we sprinkled them in Percocets they wouldn't give it a thought!

[kokapetl]

Why on earth would Maci be looking for a new doctor? Her polycystic ovary syndrome means she cannot get pregnant, end of story! She didn’t have three mistakes, she had three miracles!

[GreatKazu]

Maci is looking for a new doctor because it is in the script. 

[CofCinci]

Maci is looking for a new doctor because her regular doctor doesn’t want to be filmed for this shit show. 

[GreatKazu]

Maci's doctor has ethics. He doesn't want to go along with her storyline. 

[Brooklynista]

So Tyler’s life basically consists of picking up and dropping off his various family members to rehab.

[TexasGal]

They are really going all out trying to make Farrah look bad - not that she needs a whole lot of help in some regards but it’s like they are throwing it all out there.

I feel like Catelynn and Tyler’s producer is waaaaaaay too close with them.  It creeped me out for reasons I can’t really explain.

[GreatKazu]

4 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

So Tyler’s life basically consists of picking up and dropping off his various family members to rehab.

Very much. They are his monkeys in his circus world. 

 

 

@TexasGal C&T can have a close relationship AND make their producer the godmother of their child. But Farrah can't have her producer sleep on her couch. 

Edited February 27, 2018 by GreatKazu

[Linny]

Maci's PCOS storyline screams "we needed something to fill air time this week other than the tired drama with Ryan." I'm not doubting that she has PCOS, but it's obvious that this Q&A with a doctor was an educational moment for the audience so MTV feels like we've learned something from Maci other than the art of chugging a Bud Light.

Amber continues to think only of herself by planning that trip to get a massage with Leah. What kid would enjoy that? They couldn't even talk to each other one-on-one. Amber just wanted a massage and toted Leah along with her, even though Leah probably would have enjoyed literally anything else more than a massage.

Producer Kristen has shown remarkable restraint in not punching Farrah after enduring endless amounts of her bitchy attitude. LOL at the super intense music as the bigwigs came to talk to Farrah and the ominous black "to be continued" screen. Except news of Farrah's lawsuit is all over the media, so there's really no suspense in how this ends, but nice try, MTV. Maybe we should guess how many expletives Farrah will use or how many times she'll ugly cry in order to keep things interesting.

All snark aside, a miscarriage is a terrible ordeal and if Catelynn felt suicidal, I'm glad she told someone and they took her seriously. Tyler's broken face at the prospect of Catelynn hurting herself was devastating. I hope she's okay and gets the help she needs.

[missbonnie]

I really don't see why MTV is to blame for anything related to FA. I mean come on, she's been behaving like a c**t for a couple of years now. And for the record, I loathe that word, but it's an accurate description of her in my opinion. Once again I have serious empathy for Tyler. The kid is dealing with family drama all the damn time. Hell, I would need therapy for that mess. 

[GreatKazu]

You are right. MTV should be blamed for Ryan and his DUIs. The way I see it, Ryan is a cunt for driving under the influence more than once and endangering the lives of many people while Mackenzie allowed it on at least one occasion while on camera. They are both worthless assholes. 

Edited February 27, 2018 by GreatKazu

[jumper sage]

I was amazed at how much Nova and Carly look like Tyler - wow.

I don't know why the producers even brought up the porn thing when the producers thing was enough to fire her.  She wants a job then she plays by the jobs rules.  Just like the rest of us.

[poeticlicensed]

Wow Farrah sure did get a bad edit. Frankly, porn aside, she should be fired based on her actions re: producers. No one get to speak to another human like that. And if I was a seller,I'd be super pissed off if a person just came knocking at my door. 

The rest of the hour, snore. As much as I enjoy a good trainwreck, this show needs to be cancelled . I'm sure we will all live without our weekly dose of these brats. 

[Straycat80]

Well, that was depressing to watch. I truly feel bad for Catelynn, mental illness is no joke and having miscarried twice myself it's a heartbreaking thing to go through. I'm glad she's getting help. Feel bad for Tyler too, he can't catch a break, Dad and wife in rehab. 

I don't know what these MTV producers gets paid but after the abuse Farrah heaped on Kerthy whatever they get is not enough. I hate Farrah with the heat of a thousand suns and I'm glad she got fired. I hope she loses her lawsuit. But on the other hand MTV created this monster. But, yeah, agree with missbonnie, Farrah is the biggest C-word I've ever seen. 

[GreatKazu]

1 minute ago, jumper sage said:

I was amazed at how much Nova and Carly look like Tyler - wow.

I don't know why the producers even brought up the porn thing when the producers thing was enough to fire her.  She wants a job then she plays by the jobs rules.  Just like the rest of us.

MTV brings it up because they know a good portion of the audience is disgusted with Farrah over her porn. A good portion of them are likely slut-shamers. MTV has enough reason to get rid of her without throwing it in her face about the career she chose before MTV begged her to come back. 

MTV is the biggest cunt of them all. 

[fetching]

Maybe I'm an asshole but Catelynn needs to get a grip. I feel like they've gotten used to running off to "rehab" or "treatment" for every little thing which in some ways is not the best way to treat these things. If you are constantly removing yourself from your real life for weeks to months at a time, no wonder you can't deal with real life. People go through all sorts of things and get through them. This is another privilege their MTV salary gives them that actually does more damage than good. Just get a good therapist where you live and go see them a few times a week. And I am starting to feel a lot of sympathy for Tyler, he needs a break. 

[Juniebaby]

Tyler is so right, he just can’t catch a break.  I never really believed him when he said a while back that he feels depressed and is always taking care of Cate’s needs,but I sure believe him now.  There’s just no happiness in his life and he can’t leave because Cate & Nova need him but someone is always pulling him down and there’s no way out.  As for Farrah, since when does she hold the reigns and decide what producer she wants and belittles all the hands that feed her.  They let her get away with way too much and that is grounds enough to get rid of her.

[chuckity]

Farrah, you reap what you sow.

Have fun with Sophia's teenage years!

[WhosThatGirl]

I don’t know what to say about the Farrah thing. Yes, she’s awful but almost everyone involved in this show kind of is at this point. Also while she doesn’t have the right to demand different producers, didn’t Amber demand producer Heather be fired? Just wondering.

Other than that Amber was boring, same old with her and Gary kind of was too. Maci was boring. 

Tyker and Cate were the most depressing thing ever. Also I feel fot

both, depression comes out of nowhere, it doesn’t make sense, I believe she needed treatment because of the things she was saying. It’s real. Or maybe I’m just emphatic towards things like that because of personal situations. I can’t say anything harsh about it.

[charmed1]

And of course, when someone calls poor, downtrodden, mistreated  Farrah out, she accuses them of some sort of sexual transgression. Aww. As soon as she learns that she made the seller uncomfortable, she immediately accuses someone of “looking at [her] tits.” Sure Jan. Just like the Uber driver was supposedly “looking at her lecherously” when she couldn’t get that fraudulent rape claim to stick.

 Looking forward to seeing the look in those dead eyes and that plastic snout that she’s crafted to give her the appearance of a discarded Simpson’s character, when she gets the news that she’s canned. I hope Sprinkle Ass or whatever the fuck that horse’s name is, goes to a happy home. He/She is the only member of that insane family that I feel sorry for.

[mamadrama]

32 minutes ago, fetching said:

Maybe I'm an asshole but Catelynn needs to get a grip. I feel like they've gotten used to running off to "rehab" or "treatment" for every little thing which in some ways is not the best way to treat these things. If you are constantly removing yourself from your real life for weeks to months at a time, no wonder you can't deal with real life. People go through all sorts of things and get through them. This is another privilege their MTV salary gives them that actually does more damage than good. Just get a good therapist where you live and go see them a few times a week. And I am starting to feel a lot of sympathy for Tyler, he needs a break. 

I get what you're saying. It's not even just going to rehab but they're constantly talking about how they're "stressed" and have "too much going on" so they have to take a trip. It doesn't seem like they ever actually address their problems, they just leave town. 

 

ETA: If Cate was truly feeling suicidal then she definitely needed to go to the doctor for her own safety. For most of us, though, that's a trip to the ER which sometimes results in admittance. Not immediate acceptance into a $50,000 resort rehab. 

Edited February 27, 2018 by mamadrama

[missbonnie]

36 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Wow Farrah sure did get a bad edit.

Actually I suspect that for once she got an unvarnished edit. She's been an entitled snot that needed to be bitch-slapped for a few years. I get that yes, MTV put these people on tv but damn, at least TRY to actual like a decent human being, especially to the crew that made you the reality trash that you are which allows you to be raking in the money.

Edited February 27, 2018 by missbonnie
Because I need to go back to grammar school.

[LotusFlower]

I think they did some quick editing of this episode after Farrah filed her lawsuit this week.  The preview for tonight’s episode showed the conversation between Farrah and Morgan, the Exec. Producer.  But instead, we got some background or filler talk between the two producers in the car, and then the very dramatic and kinda weird “to be continued...”  I think they’re still going to show the scene next week, but maybe they edited the ending of tonight’s ep. to give themselves time to maybe check with their lawyers.

Just a guess, but regardless, Farrah’s a horrible person.  And her enablers, Michael and his fiancé, watch her abuse people left and right, and sit and do nothing.  It’s gross to watch.  

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, Linny said:

Amber continues to think only of herself by planning that trip to get a massage with Leah. What kid would enjoy that? They couldn't even talk to each other one-on-one. Amber just wanted a massage and toted Leah along with her, even though Leah probably would have enjoyed literally anything else more than a massage.

Especially when we teach our children to not let strangers touch them. There is no reason a child needs a massage. 

[LotusFlower]

17 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

And of course, when someone calls poor, downtrodden, mistreated  Farrah out, she accuses them of some sort of sexual transgression. Aww. As soon as she learns that she made the seller uncomfortable, she immediately accuses someone of “looking at [her] tits.” Sure Jan. Just like the Uber driver was supposedly “looking at her lecherously” when she couldn’t get that fraudulent rape claim to stick.

Great point.  She also accused the EP, Morgan Freeman, of acting in a hostile and inappropriate manner towards her in her lawsuit (in the scene they were going to show tonight, but evidently tabled for next week).

[Caseysgirl]

Michael does more than just sit back when Farrah is verbally abusing people, he also goes on Twitter defending her horrible behavior. He must really be on he gravy train. It is hard for me to imagine anyone spending any time with her as she is intolerable. She r must think that this porn career is going to last forever and she can give up MTV or live off the proceeds of her law suit. If you are doing web cam porn, are you an independent contractor?  I guess that is the ideal job for her; she doesn't need to interact with anyone but the camera.  How many houses has Farrah looked at over the course of this series? And yet, she lives with her father.  

[CaliforniaLove]

I think I saw Kerthy at Burning Man last year.

Was Maci holding a cigarette while she was driving? It sort of looked like one, but it also seemed like maybe it was too fat to be one.

Any time Sophia chimes in with her little redrum voice, I get chills up my spine. I won't miss that...in fact, I wouldn't miss any of these people & definitely don't need to see a replacement/addition. I'm on Team #endit.

Andrew must love the "Mr. & Mrs. Baier" welcome mat. C'mon Amber, mats are like $10 at Target...errrr, online. You don't have to get up!

Edited February 27, 2018 by CaliforniaLove

[Quilty]

When Cate gets done with her latest escape from reality I'd love to see Tyler say "Hey I need a break from you losers". Take a long vacation by himself. Cate would lose her shit!

[GreatKazu]

I say we take a road trip and pick up Tyler and take him away from Circus Baltierra.

15 minutes ago, Quilty said:

When Cate gets done with her latest escape from reality I'd love to see Tyler say "Hey I need a break from you losers". Take a long vacation by himself. Cate would lose her shit!

Like she did when he left her for New Orleans?

[salvame]

3 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

But Farrah can't have her producer sleep on her couch. 

Or use her bathroom

[evilmindatwork]

I have PCOS and I really don't think Maci does. I think it's a condition she lightly googled when she needed to lie about her pregnancy and now she has to stick with the storyline because it's out there in the world. 

[FrankieTankie]

WTF does Dead eyes and the Chinless Gangsta do for work?! All I see them do is sit there and pet a dog while living in a pretty nice house on a lake ... it irritates the fuck out of me lol..... I need answers lol

Edited February 27, 2018 by FrankieTankie

[salvame]

45 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Was Maci holding a cigarette while she was driving? It sort of looked like one, but it also seemed like maybe it was too fat to be one.

I kept looking,  too. I think it was either lip gloss or an e cig?

As I was trying to summarize 8 years of this shit fest to dh tonight,  I started wondering - with all the collective therapy/rehab these folks have been through in their young lives,  why is it that none of them seems to have regular regular therapist sessions at home.  While my heart broke for T&C, how on earth would they possibly think this would be the right time to bring another life into their world?  Where is the therapist that can bring rational thought into these folks' lives and help them see that maybe they should ALL take a step back and nurture the lives and relationships they already have before adding even so much as a hamster to their life?  Watching Cate go from "it wasn't a good time for a baby"  to "I thought of every possible way to kill myself" in the space of hours was not healthy or helpful for anyone. 

[FrankieTankie]

Does Slamber only wear bed sheets and do-rags ??!! The bitch has the Shiek Linen look on point.

Am I the only one who’s concerned about Gary’s wife’s life... Gary is gonna smother her during sex one of these nights.... he’s a real life version of sponge bob square pants... all top heavy on bird legs . 

 

Farrah is a dirty snatch.... anyone who defends this bitch and her actions are just as bad as her .... he’s a waste of space .... the bitch is dead inside .... I truly wish karma bites her back... she deserves nothing good to happen to her ... I hope she loses everything. Fuck her family too especially her creepy dad .... he has that chomo look to him... and hope all the filming crew got their rabies shot ... you definitely dont to get bit by the muskrat sifiacand contract rabies.... hey Farrah between blowing dudes and riding a dildo web cam sessions feel free to hose off your muskrat and make her somewhat presentable and really how long does it take for teeth to come in ... I’m tired of looking at the muskrats smile ... looks like she has her tongue in jail 

[GreatKazu]

"Whip Bentley's ass"

Out of the mouth of babes.

Maci telling her to shush. Hey, how about not saying such words in front of your kids if you don't like them to blurt out such things.

Edited February 27, 2018 by GreatKazu

[malaluna]

58 minutes ago, evilmindatwork said:

I have PCOS and I really don't think Maci does. I think it's a condition she lightly googled when she needed to lie about her pregnancy and now she has to stick with the storyline because it's out there in the world. 

I have it also, it reminded me of this scene from the Office. 

 

[malaluna]

2 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Especially when we teach our children to not let strangers touch them. There is no reason a child needs a massage. 

That was awkward. I think Leah made the excuse of having to use the restroom just to get out of that situation. I was so surprised that Amber actually drove herself and wasn't accompanied by Andrew.

[kit.kat343]

I was pissed to see catelyn leaving the doctors office and driving while holding a cigarette in her left hand and her phone in her right.  Good god with all the money these people make they should be able to afford a Bluetooth on their car.  I don’t smoke shouldn’t you have at least one hand free on your wheel while you drive?

[malaluna]

I don't mean to sound callous but I wonder how much of Cates miscarriage had to do with her constant smoking and poor diet. Not saying she deserves it @ all!! I don't think she even goes for walks, I think that would benefit her greatly. And I know her anxiety after the miscarriage probably amped up the smoking. But damn I could almost smell the cigarette smoke coming out of my TV. 

I couldn't imagine having suicidal thoughts while having a daughter, especially as young as Nova, that's truly heartbreaking. 

It was funny that Amber was scared of baby Emilee's lil squeals..just wait til she has a crying baby.

[Emkat]

Today I learned that there are stores where you can go and get lab work done. Do you not need a doctor's order? 

4 hours ago, fetching said:

Maybe I'm an asshole but Catelynn needs to get a grip. 

I feel bad and I wish her all the best but I agree. She has no idea how life in the real world works.

[Brooklynista]

In all of my sporadic years of House Hunter viewing I never knew a stackable washer/dryer set-up was offensive to prospective buyers.

[CofCinci]

2 hours ago, Emkat said:

 

Today I learned that there are stores where you can go and get lab work done. Do you not need a doctor's order? 

 

You’d need a doctor’s order if you want your insurance to pay for it. If you check out your local Groupon, you’ll find labs in your area that provide tests without a physician’s involvement. 

[starfire]

I pray that Catelynn gets another IUD put in, stat. She and Tyler are definitely not in a good place to have another baby right now. I hope she gets the help she needs, but I tend to doubt that another 30-day stint (probably with no professional aftercare - likely just occasional visits with Kinko's Kathleen) is going to meet her needs.

I felt bad for Tyler. He can be a jerk, but things have been intense for him lately. One week he is driving his dad to treatment, the next his wife.