Nicole & Azan: Supersize My Tagine

[funky-rat]

3 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Azan will be more than happy to set up enrollment in the foreigner school and give Nicole a highly inflated tuition bill,  scamming her out of even more money.  

He will enroll her at:

"School For Foreigners So They Can Learn Good And Stuff.  Harvesting The American Dollar Since 2019"

[Drogo]

HOW'S THE SCHOOL GOING NICOLE

[Kiss my mutt]

I would think Nicole would be chomping at the bit to send May to school so she could have more uninterrupted texting time with Azan 

[sagittarius sue]

37 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

I would think Nicole would be chomping at the bit to send May to school so she could have more uninterrupted texting time with Azan 

I doubt the idea has even crossed what little mind she has as she's put off thinking of May's schooling until "tomorrow."  She has that Grenada vacay to think about!

[Mrs. Hanson]

18 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

I doubt the idea has even crossed what little mind she has as she's put off thinking of May's schooling until "tomorrow."  She has that Grenada vacay to think about!

Now is the time to be enrolling for fall.  Kids go to Kindergarden roundups, meet the teachers, see the school, etc.  It is a very exciting time for little ones!!  (I work currently with grade K and I gotta say:  They are quite the cuties.  I see May having a great time at school!)

But then we have Azan......daydreaming about him is way more exciting than....you know...your daughter.

[Persnickety1]

On 5/14/2019 at 5:44 AM, Mrs. Hanson said:

Watching that interview/meeting with the temp agency recruiter was straight up painful.  No resume?  You have limited skills and will be leaving for Morocco in a month or two?  Yeah.....no.  She is not going to move a muscle to place her anywhere.

Nice catch.  That whole "Daddy" thing is so gross.  Nicole, you are really good at one thing:  setting your daughter up for major Daddy Issues in the future.  

On 5/14/2019 at 10:44 AM, sagittarius sue said:

I don't think May is fully invested in this daddy business.  She's occasionally standoffish and says no to some of her mother's suggestions (shall we call daddy?).  I think she's much smarter than her mom.

On 5/14/2019 at 12:05 PM, Mrs. Hanson said:

I think most people in Florida are smarter than her mom.  

But I do agree, she seems kinda "whatever" to "Let's call Daddy" stuff.  She seems more into wanting her mom to hang out with her and not be distracted with "My World."

Totally agree with all of you.

Also, IIRC, Nicole's brother said some time ago that this is *not* the first time she's had May calling some other jackhole "daddy."  

Another one of her "charming" traits.  Ugh.  

[Persnickety1]

3 hours ago, funky-rat said:

He will enroll her at:

"School For Foreigners So They Can Learn Good And Stuff A Little Bit.  Harvesting The American Dollar Since 2019"

😄😄 😄 

[sagittarius sue]

1 hour ago, Persnickety1 said:

Also, IIRC, Nicole's brother said some time ago that this is *not* the first time she's had May calling some other jackhole "daddy."  

Another one of her "charming" traits.  Ugh.  

Poor May!  She might end up with all the background to be as screwed up as her mom.  I sure hope not, and hope other family members can help that.

[Gobi]

On 5/27/2019 at 4:44 PM, iwasish said:

And we know Ramadan is whenever Nicole plans a visit or vacation. It’s a very fluid holiday. 

I think Ramadan lasts ten years. At least, I think that's what Ahat said.

[magemaud]

I was watching Nicole in "Severed Ties" on Demand and all I could think of was, would SOMEBODY please comb poor May's rat's nest of hair! 

[magemaud]

“Nicole, do you have a plan?” 

[Hannah94]

I don't know why but the scene where little May was lying on the floor, spinning around in circles, while her grown ass mother was throwing a temper tantrum in the background - I just laughed. There is nothing likable about Nicole. She is one of the most unpleasant personalities I've ever seen. 

[RealReality]

I know I'm a sucker for asking, but if Nicole stays in Morocco and enrolls may in school there what is she going to do for money?  What type of job is she qualified for over there?  I wouldn't want her teaching anyone English and I thought you might need a college degree for that.  There isn't a Starbucks in need of the world's laziest barista.  Is the "store" scam back on? Is she going to harvest the American dollars from robbalee?  

4 hours ago, magemaud said:

I was watching Nicole in "Severed Ties" on Demand and all I could think of was, would SOMEBODY please comb poor May's rat's nest of hair! 

I thought it was me, but that poor child always looks like she was rushed out of the house.

[Hannah94]

I watched the "Nicole and Azan" two+ hour special. Holy shit, she gained 10 pounds every 5 minutes. She was absolutely enormous and even more annoying at the end of this torturous two hours. 

[Brooklynista]

1 hour ago, Hannah94 said:

I watched the "Nicole and Azan" two+ hour special. Holy shit, she gained 10 pounds every 5 minutes. She was absolutely enormous and even more annoying at the end of this torturous two hours. 

It's a slow day at work. I think this deserves a rewatch. I 💘 love stories!

[RealReality]

48 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

It's a slow day at work. I think this deserves a rewatch. I 💘 love stories!

I don't want to spoil the ending, but I don't want you to be sad when you find out they don't get married at the end.

[magemaud]

So what happened to Nicole losing weight and getting in shape? Was that story as fake as the Moroccan store? 

Edited to add: I looked it up and it appears Nicole went on a diet last October claiming she did it “for herself.”  She posted before and after pictures of herself, but to me it just looked like she was wearing a better bra. She was successful the first month and lost about 15 pounds, however by Thanksgiving she had regained that weight and then some and was over 300 pounds. I believe filming was before that. 

Edited May 31, 2019 by magemaud

[DanaMB]

On 5/29/2019 at 8:40 AM, Mrs. Hanson said:

For those of you worried that May won't make to to grade K, let me share this:  The school district WILL go after her for truancy unless she is enrolled.  (In MN it is 15 days of non attendance.....I think,  It might be 10.)  Social workers get involved at this point, so don't worry about May.  PIcture it, fall of 2019:  May is in school and Nicole is still unemployed, sulking around some hovel waiting for Her World to call.  She will be coming up with another country to get to for a vacation that will allow Azan in.

Not in Florida. K is not mandatory. They can't prosecute for truancy for K students. 

You were correct about home school, but based on what I've seen it can't be too strict...

We also have Florida Virtual where she could still work from home. However, May needs to be in a regular K classroom if she is going to have any hope of learning.

Edited May 31, 2019 by DanaMB

[iwasish]

48 minutes ago, magemaud said:

So what happened to Nicole losing weight and getting in shape? Was that story as fake as the Moroccan store? 

Edited to add: I looked it up and it appears Nicole went on a diet last October claiming she did it “for herself.”  She posted before and after pictures of herself, but to me it just looked like she was wearing a better bra. She was successful the first month and lost about 15 pounds, however by Thanksgiving she had regained that weight and then some and was over 300 pounds. I believe filming was before that. 

I wonder if the airline will make her buy two seats if she’s that large.

Edited May 31, 2019 by iwasish

[Hannah94]

21 minutes ago, iwasish said:

I wonder if the airline will make her buy two seats if she’s that large.

If not, can you imagine how uncomfortable being crammed into the seat next to her? I didn't think she was incredibly enormous when she started on the show - what - 5 years ago or however long she has been chasing and pawing Azan. But she has gained significant weight over the years and she is damn near ready for My 600 Lb Life now.

[RealReality]

I'm watching season 5 of 90 DF where Nicole takes May to Morocco to be azan's dedicated cock blocker.  

Someone asked how long they were in Morocco and it was two months.

I just can't with Nicole.  She is sitting there scolding her mom, the person who gives her "gas money" after dummy Nicole sends all her money to azan.  And robbalee has to insist on seeing Nicole's bank statements before she gives her money..... presumably to make sure she isn't going to spend the money on magic beans.

[Mrs. Hanson]

10 hours ago, DanaMB said:

We also have Florida Virtual where she could still work from home. However, May needs to be in a regular K classroom if she is going to have any hope of learning.

Oh please no online school for May!!  Kindergarten kids need to be with others, playing and learning.  It is integral for growth.  Online can be a great alternative for some kids, but you need to be very disciplined.  And Nicole is not.

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Oh please no online school for May!!  Kindergarten kids need to be with others, playing and learning.  It is integral for growth.  Online can be a great alternative for some kids, but you need to be very disciplined.  And Nicole is not.

But even if Nicole were disciplined, like you said kindergarten is a place to learn how to socialize, get along with others.  

My nephew learned sharing, taking turns, and the delicate art of four year old conversation from pre-school.

It would also help Molly have some other kids for her next birthday parties and get invited to some too 

Edited May 31, 2019 by RealReality

[magemaud]

May’s only source of stimulation appears to be an iPad. She’s 5 years old but doesn’t even speak in complete sentences. Surely she could have qualified for some type of free or reduced cost preschool program, but I guess Nicole couldn’t be bothered to look into it. 

[KeeperOfTheIce]

I don’t understand why the mom and the rest of the family just don’t cut her off financially.  Why do they keep giving her money and supporting her crazy dreams or ideas? 

So she is mad for bit, may not allow them to see May but you know what Nicole will come around when she has nothing or nobody to help her. 

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, KeeperOfTheIce said:

I don’t understand why the mom and the rest of the family just don’t cut her off financially.  Why do they keep giving her money and supporting her crazy dreams or ideas? 

So she is mad for bit, may not allow them to see May but you know what Nicole will come around when she has nothing or nobody to help her. 

Nicole knows her mom is weak and I think she'd wait her out. 

Robbalee would fold after her grandchild spent a few days in a shelter.  And I can't blame her, Nicole is a terribly self centered person bent on getting her way and unwilling to listen to anyone, but it would be hard to see a child suffer so that dummy Nicole could make a point.

Nicole is that girl who would, at best end up in a shelter.  She is just as likely to take May and "move in" with some "new friends" she just met who are random child molesters or do child porn.  Or to move in with a "new daddy/uncle" who has a history of kid touching.  Of course, once it was discovered, Nicole would take zero responsibility and claim that she is the real victim.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

On 5/29/2019 at 1:47 PM, Persnickety1 said:

Also, IIRC, Nicole's brother said some time ago that this is *not* the first time she's had May calling some other jackhole "daddy."  

I would venture to guess it was either the Ore Ida, Hostess or Cheeto delivery guy 

[Persnickety1]

1 hour ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I would venture to guess it was either the Ore Ida, Hostess or Cheeto delivery guy 

Or the cashier at McD's who hands over her double order of fries  😄 

[Jennifersdc]

16 hours ago, RealReality said:

I'm watching season 5 of 90 DF where Nicole takes May to Morocco to be azan's dedicated cock blocker.  

Someone asked how long they were in Morocco and it was two months.

I just can't with Nicole.  She is sitting there scolding her mom, the person who gives her "gas money" after dummy Nicole sends all her money to azan.  And robbalee has to insist on seeing Nicole's bank statements before she gives her money..... presumably to make sure she isn't going to spend the money on magic beans.

Well at least she apparently no longer has a car to get “gas” money from Robalee. Probably sold it to support Azan’s “just living” expenses.

[Drogo]

19 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

If not, can you imagine how uncomfortable being crammed into the seat next to her?

More uncomfortable when you move her hand off your lap and she punches you in the head. 

[Jennifersdc]

20 hours ago, magemaud said:

So what happened to Nicole losing weight and getting in shape? Was that story as fake as the Moroccan store? 

Edited to add: I looked it up and it appears Nicole went on a diet last October claiming she did it “for herself.”  She posted before and after pictures of herself, but to me it just looked like she was wearing a better bra. She was successful the first month and lost about 15 pounds, however by Thanksgiving she had regained that weight and then some and was over 300 pounds. I believe filming was before that. 

We should have bought stock in McD’s. After Azan ghosted her for their “sexy” Caribbean vacation - I’m sure their profits went way up.

I know it’s wrong to make fun of her about her weight - I just can’t help myself. Especially after all her claims to be “getting healthy”. She looks larger every episode.

She’s definitely bigger a little bit than she was her first season and if Azan was 300-lbs without those abs she’d lose interest in him pretty quick.

Her lack of self-awareness is astounding. She does realize that they’re plenty of employed American men who are into that right? She could be partying with the Big Is Beautiful (or something?) crowd. I guess those guys aren’t up to her “standards”.

[sagittarius sue]

19 hours ago, iwasish said:

I wonder if the airline will make her buy two seats if she’s that large.

Perhaps that's part of the reason she takes May along.  Nicole needs 1 1/2 seats and May gets the remaining half seat.

[RealReality]

3 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

We should have bought stock in McD’s. After Azan ghosted her for their “sexy” Caribbean vacation - I’m sure their profits went way up.

I know it’s wrong to make fun of her about her weight - I just can’t help myself. Especially after all her claims to be “getting healthy”. She looks larger every episode.

She’s definitely bigger a little bit than she was her first season and if Azan was 300-lbs without those abs she’d lose interest in him pretty quick.

Her lack of self-awareness is astounding. She does realize that they’re plenty of employed American men who are into that right? She could be partying with the Big Is Beautiful (or something?) crowd. I guess those guys aren’t up to her “standards”.

I was watching the reunion for s5 of 90DF -original flavor, and as much as I hate Nicole, she looked very pretty with her makeup done nice.  Her face looked slightly slimmer and I'm sure she was in a luelaroe dress.  Nicole is never gonna be kate Hudson, but she was as pretty as she was ever gonna be.  

Of course azan didn't pick up his video call, and she was crushed. I think it was Ramadan.

She could get a man in the US based on looks alone.  If she puts out an effort she can look nice.  But she would like someone with abs.  And I also can't imagine wishing Nicole's personality on my worst enemy.

Edited June 1, 2019 by RealReality

[RealReality]

8 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I would venture to guess it was either the Ore Ida, Hostess or Cheeto delivery guy 

6 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

Or the cashier at McD's who hands over her double order of fries  😄 

You guys, Nicole is an awesome mom, it's the show making her look bad.  She only tells may to call those guys "uncle"

[doyouevengohere]

5 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

We should have bought stock in McD’s. After Azan ghosted her for their “sexy” Caribbean vacation - I’m sure their profits went way up.

I know it’s wrong to make fun of her about her weight - I just can’t help myself. Especially after all her claims to be “getting healthy”. She looks larger every episode.

She’s definitely bigger a little bit than she was her first season and if Azan was 300-lbs without those abs she’d lose interest in him pretty quick.

Her lack of self-awareness is astounding. She does realize that they’re plenty of employed American men who are into that right? She could be partying with the Big Is Beautiful (or something?) crowd. I guess those guys aren’t up to her “standards”.

Her weight is the only thing I truly feel bad for her about.  I'm sure it's complicated.  I hope if she really wants to lose the weight that she has people or family supporting her or encouraging her- like it's easier to eat healthier if you have someone that is eating/cooking with you, or working out with you.  Nicole seems exhausting so even if her dad (who lost a ton of weight) or one of her sisters were trying to help her I'm sure it's hard since she acts like she's 5 and can't do delayed gratification very well.

[doyouevengohere]

If I just knew Nicole from her IG , I would really like her.  She mostly tries to stay positive, just got her hair cut short and it looks nice, she actually has sponsorships that she promotes in non obnoxious ways, and she shows her family a lot and sometimes wears cute clothes for big girls.  Azan is barely featured now a days.  Too bad that she is on this show and we get to see the full horror that is Nicole.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Has the "Ghosted in Grenada" episode aired yet? It wasn't on my DVR.   

[Gobi]

2 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

Has the "Ghosted in Grenada" episode aired yet? It wasn't on my DVR.   

I believe that it was on TLC's website, and will be broadcast this Sunday.

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Gobi said:

I believe that it was on TLC's website, and will be broadcast this Sunday.

LOL, that's the name of the episode?  TLC is so grimey!

[Natalie68]

On 5/29/2019 at 8:39 PM, magemaud said:

“Nicole, do you have a plan?” 

Wow.  That looks like a hemorrhoid boohole.  Sorry for that.

[goofygirl]

That damn Ramadan strikes again!

[iwasish]

His mother, grandma, sister, aunt or some family member was sick/ at deaths door/ has a headache. So Azan had to cancel last minute. But it has nothing to do with Nicole, he’s very upset that he had to cancel. 

[Hannah94]

I almost envy Nicole. She is so blissfully ignorant that she probably never feels sad or disappointed. She always has that dumb ass grin on her face and deer in the headlights look in her eye, even though her life is a complete pile of dog shit from an outside observer (other than May, her stepdad, and her brother - I like them a lot). It must be pretty comforting to be so out of touch with reality when reality is so brutally toxic. I would like to be that unaware at times. It'd be refreshing.

[RealReality]

9 hours ago, iwasish said:

His mother, grandma, sister, aunt or some family member was sick/ at deaths door/ has a headache. So Azan had to cancel last minute. But it has nothing to do with Nicole, he’s very upset that he had to cancel. 

LOL, he probably had a giant panic attack at the thought of having to have sex with Nicole.

Poor May, Nicole "doesn't like to stay in one place too long" so may has no sense of stability and home.  She is basically homeless.

Yes, Nicole you are an amazing mother, it's all just production making you look like a terrible parent 🙄

Edited June 3, 2019 by RealReality

[Jeanne222]

Well that was hard to watch.  Nicole lives in the state of denial!  I wonder if she might be a bit slow?  Nobody can be that out of touch with reality!

Everybody knew there would be no Grenada except Nicole!  She was even packing then it was Azan with the terrible news of a sick loved one and he had to drop out!  Poor Azan!  Send money Nicole so the loved one can see a fine doctor and dance at your wedding!  N O T!!!

[HappyDancex2]

13 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

I almost envy Nicole. She is so blissfully ignorant that she probably never feels sad or disappointed. She always has that dumb ass grin on her face and deer in the headlights look in her eye, even though her life is a complete pile of dog shit from an outside observer (other than May, her stepdad, and her brother - I like them a lot). It must be pretty comforting to be so out of touch with reality when reality is so brutally toxic. I would like to be that unaware at times. It'd be refreshing.

I would totally agree with this if she came off more like Danielle...who really seems to be that undercranialized LOL.  Nicole appears to be the exact opposite to me....she is cold and calculating and has a heightened level of selfishness that I find scary.

Now that we get to see more "behind the scenes" camera times you can see her eyes darting around and her true reactions.   She hashed it all out with the showrunners first before they took the couch to do the official camera on segment.   Nicole had no idea TLC would show her telling them that Azan didn't want to appear on camera because it would make him look bad etc.  It took her awhile to concoct the "family emergency" storyline for the cameras.  She didn't think we would all find out.

I like the fact that TLC didn't give her too much time settle down though.   Even as she was spewing her nonsense her hands were pawing at her hair like some kind of crazy person.  It was making me uncomfortable.   The only reason why mom is there is so that she has someone to talk to on camera to make this look like a TV show.

Somewhere along the line Nicole lost whatever advantage she had over Azan...the money sent over now is too much...the lies are piling up and they are no longer a team.  I think she felt like they were both duping TLC for money and she now knows she's the only one getting duped.

[RealReality]

7 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

Well that was hard to watch.  Nicole lives in the state of denial!  I wonder if she might be a bit slow?  Nobody can be that out of touch with reality!

Everybody knew there would be no Grenada except Nicole!  She was even packing then it was Azan with the terrible news of a sick loved one and he had to drop out!  Poor Azan!  Send money Nicole so the loved one can see a fine doctor and dance at your wedding!  N O T!!!

See how smart azan is?! He not only got out of the trip but has opened up a whole new line to Nicole's money.

[iwasish]

Production has to be keeping tabs on Azan in Morocco. I would not be at all shocked that they knew before Nicole that there was NEVER going to be a trip to Grenada. Nicole is now claiming that she got part of her money back. I wonder if that’s because she booked the tickets this time. Maybe she did learn something from S Korea. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

I just watched the scene (On Demand) where

Spoiler

Stepdad Joe tells her there are people emailing him saying Nicole is a laughingstock, his family does not like her, etc

and in true Nicole style she gets up, stomps away and leaves.  (I don't think that needed spoiler tags and we all know that is Nicole's go-to emotion.)  She then returns but lingers in the hallway to listen in on what they are saying.  I would have LOVED it if they were talking about the weather, the new siding on the house, the neighbor's new dog.....anything but her.

Edited June 5, 2019 by Mrs. Hanson

[doyouevengohere]

My favorite part of the stepdad Joe scene was when he first started grilling Nicole and brother Thomas was shaking with laughter but they tried not to show him.