S08.E14: Oh, The Places You’ll Go

[CofCinci]

6 minutes ago, Mkay said:

The reception wear. ?

Did she get new Wedding Tits?

[Sprockets]

1 minute ago, CofCinci said:

The reception wear. ?

Why is she dressed as a porn star between scenes?  

[TexasGal]

7 hours ago, Miss Chevious said:

I never thought I'd actually feel sorry for the poor horny rando that was just looking in da club for a hookup but in this episode (well practically every episode, to be honest) Luis is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. If he's around, Briana complains she doesn't feel comfortable with him in her home. If he's not around, she complains he isn't around for his daughter.  The Coven never misses a chance to bash him one way or the other, so it really doesn't matter what he does or doesn't do. He's toast either way. I almost wish he had the balls to say screw you all, consult a lawyer to work out a structured agreement, preferably where he can see Stella at his home with his family and stay the hell away from that toxic load of womanhood. I hope he's learned his lesson to keep it in his pants from now on. 

OMG, no kidding!  First it was “I can’t believe he’s not gonna be here for her birth.  What a loser!” Then he is there and it’s “Why haven’t you gone yet, why don’t you have a plan?  What a loser!”  Oi, zip it!!!

Did Jenelle try on anything that was remotely boho?  Because we didn’t see it.  They were all pretty much the same dress just with different levels of poof at the bottom.

[Sprockets]

Just now, TexasGal said:

Did Jenelle try on anything that was remotely boho?  Because we didn’t see it.  They were all pretty much the same dress just with different levels of poof at the bottom.

Do they even make boho wedding dresses?  Or are they too out of the box?  

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, Sprockets said:

It is brilliant.  I vote we call the baby that.  Little FC.  

I agree. 

Not sure if anyone else noticed, but this episode title matches a season 4 episode of TM OG. That explains why my cable guide read exactly like this:

 

 

Did I hear Kail ask if Chris had showed up to her graduation? 

Edited October 4, 2017 by GreatKazu

[CofCinci]

4 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Interesting how Kail has never even used the word "baby daddy" until her black friend was in the room, as if the other girl couldn't relate to a more tasteful expression. I can't tell if Kail is really that much of an ignorant racist or whether she's trying extra hard to personify her interpretation of black culture. Either way, she's an asshole. 

Remember when Kail was Junior League?

[ReadMeLattice]

10 hours ago, AirQuotes said:

Why do they think Ali would be teased for being in a wheelchair?  What kind of monsters would tease children (or anybody) for being in a wheelchair!

Unfortunately plenty. 

I had fried chicken and (hipster) donuts at my wedding and I pretty much breastfeed wherever and whenever duty calls, so can't really snark on either of those fronts without being a hypocrite. Also, agree on the swaddling. I'd get no sleep without it. 

I was really secretly thrilled that neither of the dads came to watch Kail graduate from her 8-year bachelor's degree. I'm just glad because I'm sick of hearing about it! I totally get that especially with her background it was a huge accomplishment (and any degree obviously is) but girl was pulling C's and D's and took like a decade to finish and acting like she got a joint J.D./Ph.D. from Stanford while working full time. I'm sorry, I know that's mean but omg! 

Roxanne should just put her daughters in a tower, lock the door and be done with it. At least then Briana might stay not pregnant and the outcome of their romantic lives would otherwise be the same. Hate Luis too though. 

Goddamnit Leah. Practice the speech!!!!! For the love of God! 

Jenelle ignoring her son was too heartbreaking. Could barely watch. 

I can relate to the shots thing-- baby has her 8 week ones this Friday. My husband cried last time. I waited till we got home :( 

[heatherchandler]

5 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

 

I was really secretly thrilled that neither of the dads came to watch Kail graduate 

I can relate to the shots thing-- baby has her 8 week ones this Friday. My husband cried last time. I waited till we got home :( 

Sounds like none of the baby daddies were there.  Hahahaha!

The shots are so awful because there the baby is, looking in the mirror, enjoying his time getting weighed and measured.. cracking up and smiling... and then BAM!  My babies were always so happy at the appointments, until the end- and it sucks to do that to them.

[ReadMeLattice]

I'll add to my previous comment about Kail that I really only started getting super annoyed about the degree stuff when she began comparing herself to the other girls. A bachelor's degree might seem like a small thing to some but it's still an accomplishment and she might have been the first one in her family to get one. So fine, feel proud of your accomplishment, it was braggy but I could deal. 

But to start putting down the other girls to build yourself up, and make sure that you're on a pedestal above them...yeah, no. That is tasteless and so gross. Once you do that, it doesn't have anything to do with a degree. It's just boring old female competition. 

[monicageller]

FUCK Jenelle. I just finished watching the episode and I'm fuming. I mean, I usually am when it comes to these girls, especially Jenelle and Kail,but she really made me angry today. Wah wah, my mom won't be there to help me put on my dress. Maybe because Jenelle PURPOSEFULLY EXCLUDED HER. I didn't want to get personal, but my mum died 2 years ago this month, and my dad died one year ago this month. Within a year of each other. So I also won't have my mum there to help me put on my dress, but that is NOT of my own choosing. Jenelle's is. Whether it was her idea all on her own, or the more likely scenario of David's manipulation leading to it, it was her choices that landed her in this position. I'm in my 20s, my partner and I aren't engaged yet, and I can't bear to think of what it'll be like planning a wedding knowing I'll have no family there and it's completely out of anybody's control. Barb loves Jenelle, regardless of how little Jenelle deserves it, and she just throws it away. Some people would give anything to have their mother there, but can't. So, fuck you, Jenelle! Vent over.

[GreatKazu]

18 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

I'll add to my previous comment about Kail that I really only started getting super annoyed about the degree stuff when she began comparing herself to the other girls. A bachelor's degree might seem like a small thing to some but it's still an accomplishment and she might have been the first one in her family to get one. So fine, feel proud of your accomplishment, it was braggy but I could deal. 

But to start putting down the other girls to build yourself up, and make sure that you're on a pedestal above them...yeah, no. That is tasteless and so gross. Once you do that, it doesn't have anything to do with a degree. It's just boring old female competition. 

On top of that, she really believed she was somehow qualified to be higher up the totem pole in the work experience department because she is on Teen Mom. She clearly went into college thinking she was a step up from everyone else. Taking home lackluster grades including a "D", and the need for her to attend summer school to make up credits seems to indicate she was just going through the motions with no real desire to take school seriously. It was just to be able to say she graduated from college because in her mind, she didn't really need the schooling and it was something for her to brandish.

[Miss Chevious]

2 hours ago, Sprockets said:

Do they even make boho wedding dresses?  Or are they too out of the box?  

Jenelle should be put in a box. With very few air holes. And shipped off to a remote uninhabited island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Many people would be a lot happier. 

[GreatKazu]

6 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

Jenelle should be put in a box. With very few air holes. And shipped off to a remote uninhabited island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Many people would be a lot happier. 

Only if UBT goes inside that box with her.

Does anyone here have a boat? 

Edited October 4, 2017 by GreatKazu

[For Cereals]

10 hours ago, Sprockets said:

And mine.  What's more, I very much doubt she could explain the basics of muscular dystrophy, the prognosis, etc.  

Ya'll, I feel like being on the show and her life has made her dumber.  Waaay back when she was pregnant with the girlses, she was actually ambitious.  She was considering becoming a nurse?, I even think I remember seeing her with a book or two open.  Granted, her grammar and holler-speak was for shit, but there was a time...

[FozzyBear]

Oh Janelle: What can I say? I’m going to have to go Princess Bride on her. You keep saying “out of the box”. I do not think that means what you think it means. 

Leah:  just no. No. Stop. I’ve always had a soft spot for her because I think she wants to do well and just doesn’t know how. But still, no more speaking for Leah. This is for your own good, Leah. Step away from the bad idea career of the day.

Kale: as I type that I realize I think the spelling of her name has evolved over the series. Am I crazy? It’s changed over the years, right? She has no sense of self. It’s kind of creepy the way she takes on an entire new persona every time she gets a new man, or a new friend, or a new hairdresser. I think right nw she’s just Kale from the block? I have no idea. Also, this is shallow, but she looks tore up without makeup. It’s like she has no bones in her face. Or eyelashes. Like her face isn’t done baking yet.

Chelsea: you go get that basic life, Girl! Love you!

[lovesnark]

26 minutes ago, FozzyBear said:

Oh Janelle: What can I say? I’m going to have to go Princess Bride on her. You keep saying “out of the box”. I do not think that means what you think it means. 

Leah:  just no. No. Stop. I’ve always had a soft spot for her because I think she wants to do well and just doesn’t know how. But still, no more speaking for Leah. This is for your own good, Leah. Step away from the bad idea career of the day.

Kale: as I type that I realize I think the spelling of her name has evolved over the series. Am I crazy? It’s changed over the years, right? She has no sense of self. It’s kind of creepy the way she takes on an entire new persona every time she gets a new man, or a new friend, or a new hairdresser. I think right nw she’s just Kale from the block? I have no idea. Also, this is shallow, but she looks tore up without makeup. It’s like she has no bones in her face. Or eyelashes. Like her face isn’t done baking yet.

Chelsea: you go get that basic life, Girl! Love you!

You win the internet for the week for this! I sprayed cookie all over everything........off to get the cleaner and paper towels.

[monicageller]

34 minutes ago, FozzyBear said:

Oh Janelle: What can I say? I’m going to have to go Princess Bride on her. You keep saying “out of the box”. I do not think that means what you think it means. 

Leah:  just no. No. Stop. I’ve always had a soft spot for her because I think she wants to do well and just doesn’t know how. But still, no more speaking for Leah. This is for your own good, Leah. Step away from the bad idea career of the day.

Kale: as I type that I realize I think the spelling of her name has evolved over the series. Am I crazy? It’s changed over the years, right? She has no sense of self. It’s kind of creepy the way she takes on an entire new persona every time she gets a new man, or a new friend, or a new hairdresser. I think right nw she’s just Kale from the block? I have no idea. Also, this is shallow, but she looks tore up without makeup. It’s like she has no bones in her face. Or eyelashes. Like her face isn’t done baking yet.

Chelsea: you go get that basic life, Girl! Love you!

Ugh, yes, the constant 'out of the box' was really annoying me too.

Kail looks like a bag of smashed assholes.

[nikita]

12 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Lincoln: "Mom, you're my bestfriend"

Kailyn: " Goodnight" 

 

Instead of being happy her son said she was his best friend, she gave an annoyed "goodnight" so she could hurry back to her friends in the kitchen to juggle her baby oranges. ???

If that was my kid I'd be liiiiike "Nuh uh!!!! That's soooooo sweet! You just earned an extra kiss goodnight!!" 

That was chilling. Cold-hearted snake. Are her kids being adorable attributable to her at all? Or is it soley Javi's mom's and Vee's influence?

11 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There is no way in hell Dave was going to let Jenelle go to NYC alone, where men might look at her, or she might take a call from her mother--excuse me, Barbara. He was going to watch porn in a nice hotel,  maybe order a few Millers from room service. Did you see the look of pure terror on the face of the rent-a-friend when she told David he couldn't see the dress, and he shot her the Glance of Doom? I will be a shiny quarter that she headed back to her room after shopping, pleading a headache, rather than go to some fancy NYC restaurant (you know, like Hard Rock Cafe) with Jenelle and David.

I wonder if they go to NYC specifically to buy drugs. Didn't BOTH of them go there unnecessarily to get doctors' opinions on Jenelle's seeing molecules?

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Remember when Kail was Junior League?

This is what I don't get. She seemed to have the Life She Wanted with Javi (very suburbs, hip soccer mom), but now she's like messy AF? 3x3, appropriating a persona not her own. It's kinda creepy. IDK, IDK. I think Kail's life is in a spiral and she doesn't know how to pull up and out of it and has no clue how she got there. I sure don't. It's as though how she grew up just caused these weird choices she's made, going against her own goals.

51 minutes ago, FozzyBear said:

I think right nw she’s just Kale from the block? I have no idea. Also, this is shallow, but she looks tore up without makeup. It’s like she has no bones in her face. Or eyelashes. Like her face isn’t done baking yet.

Because she's the Pillsbury Doughgirl, only not likable at all.

Edited October 4, 2017 by nikita

[bethster2000]

3 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

Unfortunately plenty. 

 

Especially now.

[GreatKazu]

1. Quote

   This is what I don't get. She seemed to have the Life She Wanted with Javi (very suburbs, hip soccer mom), but now she's like messy AF? 3x3, appropriating a persona not her own. It's kinda creepy. IDK, IDK

   Not sure why that number is there next to the quote box. Crazy boards. 

Kail is a really hideous person with some kind of mental defect or two. She hides behind a persona. I agree it is creepy. It is scary, too. She is after all, an abuser. That in itself is scary. Everything about her is fake. She is a constant liar, but she fails at that as well. There are people who can lie like a rug with no problem keeping their lies straight. This one does all she can to avoid having to discuss anything where her lies will be brought up. She will walk away, deflect, remind the person of what they did to her, or she will say, "I don't want to talk about it."  She needs a strait-jacket. I fear for her boys. She expects them to build her up and make her happy. She will mentally jack them up big time.  

[bethster2000]

20 hours ago, Sprockets said:

No one in Possum Holler has money for lipstick.

You guys are some of the funniest writers on the Internet.  My husband keeps asking me what I am laughing so hard at.

[bethster2000]

3 hours ago, monicageller said:

Kail looks like a bag of smashed assholes.

This too.  LOL LOL LOL

[Calm81]

19 hours ago, AirQuotes said:

That's WHY these babies cry incessantly!  Who wants to listen to that shit?  Not me!

I used to work nursery and it would grind my gears to take a baby into mom and mom would undo the swaddling.  They would say it was mean, the baby looked uncomfortable, etc.  They would unwrap them and the baby would start crying.  *shaking my head*  I would explain about the baby needed to be wrapped for warmth and well being.  When I swaddled them again the crying stopped.  They are used to being in a nice, small, warm womb.  Swaddled babies are happy babies who eat better, sleep better, and all around feel better!

I loved swaddling my babies, in fact, my husband became a PRO swaddler, so much so that if they had an Olympic Swaddler competition  he would take gold!

However, I shouldn't be saying this but one night we got into an argument because...oh jeez...

When my second child was in his early stages of being home we had his crib in our bedroom for the every two hour feedings and to be closer to him. Well one night, my husband was sleeping with his back towards our sweet little boy and he let out the WORST and most VILE smelling fart I've ever smelled in my LIFE!!! I saw my poor baby in what we jokingly called the "death swaddle" (i.e., baby wouldn't be able to wiggle his arms out - very comfortable) and I lifted him up so fast to spare him the odor and gave my husband the NASTIEST death glare.

Til this day I still bring up the fact that our child had no choice but to lay helplessly with no option to block his nose with his hands or to wiggle his face the other way after one wiff of that air dump. ??

His ass was like three inches from the crib. My son is 5 now and I tell him that story sometimes and he laughs so hard. Little boys and topics about farts send them in stitches with laughter. 

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, monicageller said:

Kail looks like a bag of smashed assholes.

After visiting the plastic surgeon she’ll look like a new bag of smashed assholes. 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 hours ago, monicageller said:

 

Kail looks like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hahahahaha! @monicageller, my father says "homely as a truckload of assholes". 

4 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

After visiting the plastic surgeon she’ll look like a new bag of smashed assholes. 

She will look like a new bag of comically large, round assholes. 

Kail was never what you'd call pretty, but she has some good features and could have drawn attention to them to enhance her overall attractiveness.She's tall and statuesque (or was until she had those basketballs installed in her ass). She has fabulous hair. She has a very nice smile and pretty dimples (too bad she's such a sourpuss no one ever sees them). Properly applied eye makeup (done with a light hand!) could enhance her piggy little eyes. She could make the most of what she has and be an attractive woman. (The Junior League photo upthread bears that out). Why she chooses to slouch around in slutwear, with her unwashed hair in a messy bun and  looking like she hasn't washed her face in a week, I'll never know. Honey, you are not a fresh faced 18 year old any more. If you are looking for baby daddy #4 you have to pay attention to yourself  

[Sprockets]

5 hours ago, nikita said:

Because she's the Pillsbury Doughgirl, only not likable at all.

One more kid and her body will turn into Jabba the Hut.  

[alexa]

This is the episode that pushed my limits so I think it should be the last. Janelle pretending she has 100 plus friends to invite to her wedding when she actually has none. Kail leaving the house in a slut dress for graduation. Leah putting all of that makeup on her kids and especially for a public appearance—awful. They are beautiful without that and they looked like clowns. As for her public speaking it is really bad but I will give her a small ounce of credit for trying again after the first attempt. 

Thank goodness for Chelsea and Cole.

[Sprockets]

30 minutes ago, alexa said:

Thank goodness for Chelsea and Cole.

Chelsea and Cole are refreshing after all the insanity, simply because they are so boring and average.  On the other hand, they are not interesting, and I find their wholesomeness forced and unbelievable at times.  No one would ever make a show just about them.  

[Tatum]

11 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Remember when Kail was Junior League?

Wow, Kail looks like really good here. She actually has cheekbones in this picture!

 

Kail is one of those women who, when  she gains weight, gets a very bloated face and it distorts her features. One of my friends is probably Kail's size (prior to her last pregnancy), but due to some luck of genetics, never gains weight in her face. She went from a body type closer to Jenelle to probably Kail at her heaviest (non pregnant) weight, and when she's sitting down, you can't tell at all. Kail on the other hand, gets super moon face. Luck of the draw, I guess.

[ReadMeLattice]

11 minutes ago, Tatum said:

Wow, Kail looks like really good here. She actually has cheekbones in this picture!

 

Kail is one of those women who, when  she gains weight, gets a very bloated face and it distorts her features. One of my friends is probably Kail's size (prior to her last pregnancy), but due to some luck of genetics, never gains weight in her face. She went from a body type closer to Jenelle to probably Kail at her heaviest (non pregnant) weight, and when she's sitting down, you can't tell at all. Kail on the other hand, gets super moon face. Luck of the draw, I guess.

The plastic surgery has definitely worsened her looks too. She was never super beautiful or anything but she could definitely be attractive. Trying to plant an hourglass/pear-shaped figure OVER a stocky statuesque one is a terrible idea.

[Pepper Mostly]

And she's only what? 23 or 24?? What is she going to look like at 35? I mean my god, in your early 20's you shouldn't be going so hard on the plastic surgery. She is going to regret it sorely.

[TimeToCancelTM]

10 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Only if UBT goes inside that box with her.

Does anyone here have a boat? 

Can we throw in her ugly ass "new friends" in there too? Lol

[Sprockets]

13 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Did I hear Kail ask if Chris had showed up to her graduation? 

Yes, you did.  But of course she "doesn't care" because "it's all good."  Newsflash: if he doesn't want to know you when his devil cake is in your oven, he will never want to know you.  

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

I was putting my 3.5 year old to bed last night. After reading him his stories, we usually snuggle for a minute on his bed before I leave. As I was laying next to him, he draped his arm over me, gave me a kiss and said "I love you mommy." Melted my damn heart and I tried not to cry (I mean, who was cutting onions in his room??). 

Kail - you should live for these moments. Not just rush out of the room saying good night, but treasure the sweetness of your kids. Eventually your sourpuss attitude will rub off on them and they'll treat you how you they see you treating their fathers. You hateful bitch.

[Sprockets]

2 hours ago, Tatum said:

Wow, Kail looks like really good here. She actually has cheekbones in this picture!

 

I think that's makeup.  She is younger, thinner.  Some body types seem to have a "use by" date, and then it all goes pear-shaped.  Especially if they keep having children.  And plastic surgery.  

2 minutes ago, DudeLeaveMeAlone said:

Not just rush out of the room saying good night, but treasure the sweetness of your kids.

To be fair (and don't make me defend Jabba the Hutt again) we don't know what she treasures, largely because she is the ice queen, except when she thinks someone is taking advantage of her. Also, some children say things to make parents come back to them over and over at bedtime, naptime, etc.  It could be that Lincoln is going through a phase of this, and Jabba knows it.  Or she wasn't listening because she had Important Stuff to do.  

[Tatum]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And she's only what? 23 or 24?? What is she going to look like at 35? I mean my god, in your early 20's you shouldn't be going so hard on the plastic surgery. She is going to regret it sorely.

I believe most of these girls were born in 1992, so I think they're all around 25.  I think the Teen Mom girls are a year older. Amber is the oldest of the franchise and she was born in 1990. Pretty crazy to think Amber is going to be 28 in a few months (okay 7) and is still on a show called "Teen Mom".

 

None of these girls will age well. Too much smoking, drinking, tanning, and extremely poor nutrition. I guess I've not witnessed this about Chelsea but is true for all the other girls. I honestly fear how scary Leah is going to look at 35.

[Sprockets]

24 minutes ago, Tatum said:

 I honestly fear how scary Leah is going to look at 35.

Especially since she already looks like she's at least 38.  I think it's mostly the drugs.  

[MaggieG]

Lincoln and Isaac are two little sweethearts and their sourpuss mother doesn't deserve them.

My heart broke for poor Kaiser, running towards his mother expecting a hug, only to get completely ignored for a dog. Fuck Jenelle!!

And now I want Olive Garden

[CofCinci]

Curious about how Leah will look at she ages — check out her mother. How old was she at the start of the series? Like 34 or something....  I thought Dawn was 50. 

[nikita]

What'd y'all think about the preview when Corey said, "We need to talk about Aleeah [Gracie]?" I was like, about time. She kinda scares me and seems/acts/speaks older than she is.

[Rebecca]

On 10/3/2017 at 10:54 AM, Mkay said:

One chick said she learned a lot from Leah.  

I guess Leah can be inspiring to the kind of person who "seen" themselves on tv and doesn't know that "a part" and "apart" have two very different meanings...

 

23 hours ago, Calm81 said:

He seriously needs to take any job he can get until his trucking school begins. Being a flopper whopper will at least cover Stella with diapers, baby wipes, clothing, etc until the trucking gig starts. The way he whispered out "I deejay" sent chills down my spine. The way he whispered it tells me he has no deejay job and he was just saying that because he was put on the spot. Dude! Get a J-O-B!! 

There are rumors he's a drug dealer, maybe that's why the deejay thing seemed so weird, he couldn't really say how he actually makes money. There's no real evidence but how else is a 40 (?) year old man with no legit job supporting himself? Does he live with his parents? It really seems like he could be a drug dealer...

22 hours ago, bethster2000 said:

Olive Garden would provide good, reliable food (unless you are a snob) and you wouldn't really have to worry about them getting the job done.  Besides, their spaghetti sauce with the meat is damned delicious.  

Well I didn't know it automatically made me a snob but I think OG is disgusting. The pasta is always over cooked mush, the sauce has no flavor and I hate the salad dressing. The only good thing I've ever eaten there is the minestrone soup and the breadsticks are edible. I'd honestly rather have a pb and j than anything else on their menu.

14 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

She clearly went into college thinking she was a step up from everyone else. Taking home lackluster grades including a "D", and the need for her to attend summer school to make up credits seems to indicate she was just going through the motions with no real desire to take school seriously. It was just to be able to say she graduated from college because in her mind, she didn't really need the schooling and it was something for her to brandish.

If all her instructors were kissing her ass like the one we saw I can see why she'd get an even bigger head. I can't believe he asked her classmates if they had ideas for her as she sat there barely paying attention like Kween Kailyn or something.

12 hours ago, For Cereals said:

Ya'll, I feel like being on the show and her life has made her dumber.  Waaay back when she was pregnant with the girlses, she was actually ambitious.  She was considering becoming a nurse?, I even think I remember seeing her with a book or two open.  Granted, her grammar and holler-speak was for shit, but there was a time...

She always says she has these lofty goals though, I assume that was no different and she would've actually accomplished nothing. She's like Catelynn and Tyler in that way - saying what they think sounds good with zero implementation plan.

Edited October 4, 2017 by Rebecca

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

1 hour ago, CofCinci said:

Curious about how Leah will look at she ages — check out her mother. How old was she at the start of the series? Like 34 or something....  I thought Dawn was 50. 

That's what smoking and tanning beds will do to you, especially to fairer skinned white people like Leah. (And drugses did not help.)

14 hours ago, Miss Chevious said:

Jenelle should be put in a box. With very few air holes. And shipped off to a remote uninhabited island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Many people would be a lot happier. 

Or maybe to Abu Dhabi? Haha - this post made me think of Garfield always trying to send Nermal off to Abu Dhabi in a box with a few airholes. 

[teapot]

6 hours ago, Sprockets said:

Chelsea and Cole are refreshing after all the insanity, simply because they are so boring and average.  On the other hand, they are not interesting, and I find their wholesomeness forced and unbelievable at times.  No one would ever make a show just about them.  

and ALWAYS with the fucking baby talk!!

[Sprockets]

17 minutes ago, teapot said:

and ALWAYS with the fucking baby talk!!

And showing us the gum they are chewing.  Eww.  

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

Well I didn't know it automatically made me a snob but I think OG is disgusting. The pasta is always over cooked mush, the sauce has no flavor and I hate the salad dressing.

Apparently some people like their food this way.  People who have clearly have never had real Italian food.  Everyone is different - that's why they make chocolate and vanilla.  

[Sprockets]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

If all her instructors were kissing her ass like the one we saw I can see why she'd get an even bigger head. I can't believe he asked her classmates if they had ideas for her as she sat there barely paying attention like Kween Kailyn or something.

I know.  It was disgusting to watch.  She can't be bothered to participate in her own life.  

[Scarlett45]

5 hours ago, Tatum said:

Wow, Kail looks like really good here. She actually has cheekbones in this picture!

 

Kail is one of those women who, when  she gains weight, gets a very bloated face and it distorts her features. One of my friends is probably Kail's size (prior to her last pregnancy), but due to some luck of genetics, never gains weight in her face. She went from a body type closer to Jenelle to probably Kail at her heaviest (non pregnant) weight, and when she's sitting down, you can't tell at all. Kail on the other hand, gets super moon face. Luck of the draw, I guess.

I'm someone who never gains weight in her face. I'm 5'7, 16/18 and look quite thin in head shots. When I was even thinner my face was anorexic looking. I also have a slim neck; I do think there are people who gain weight and it distorts their features, Kailyn is most certainly one of them. 

Kailyn isn't ugly but she is styled horribly. In. Clothes. That. Don't. Fit. 

 

This I will never understand. Buy pants that fit, it's not that hard!

[Tatum]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

Well I didn't know it automatically made me a snob but I think OG is disgusting. The pasta is always over cooked mush, the sauce has no flavor and I hate the salad dressing. The only good thing I've ever eaten there is the minestrone soup and the breadsticks are edible. I'd honestly rather have a pb and j than anything else on their menu.

 

I do like the Olive Garden, but totally concede it's not "real" Italian food. But I think the "snob" remark comes in to play because I liken Olive Garden to Nickelback- everyone makes fun of them- and claims to hate them-, but obviously, people are listening to them, based on their record sales. It's the same with Olive Garden. Everyone makes fun of it, but every time I drive past the parking lot, it's completely full.

[StatisticalOutlier]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

There are rumors [Luis is] a drug dealer, maybe that's why the deejay thing seemed so weird, he couldn't really say how he actually makes money. There's no real evidence but how else is a 40 (?) year old man with no legit job supporting himself? Does he live with his parents? It really seems like he could be a drug dealer...

Some online sources say he's 31, and no way he's anywhere near 40.  I was going to say that 31 is still too old to be behaving this way, but I think 30 is the new 20, so maybe not. 

[Sprockets]

6 minutes ago, Tatum said:

Everyone makes fun of it, but every time I drive past the parking lot, it's completely full.

I thought of that, but Cracker Barrel and Waffle House lots are always full, too.  

[Tatum]

6 minutes ago, Sprockets said:

I thought of that, but Cracker Barrel and Waffle House lots are always full, too.  

Reminds me of when Jimmy on Better Call Saul told his new receptionist to talk about Cracker Barrel every time an elderly client called as a way to break the ice.