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S05.E08: The After Show, Part 2


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When Daphne asked what they enjoyed most about their honeymoon, I wish Ben had drawn a picture of two stick figures banging each other (with the girl on top) on a mini golf course.  Jim Bob's head would explode.

Switzerland, Rome and Australia were wasted on these kids.   All they cared about was "let's get physical...physical" and they would have been just as dreamy-eyed if their honeymoons had been at the Motel 6 in Hooterville.

When they were asked who hogs the covers in bed, Joy comfortably says,"Oh, he's a heater and I'm a heater..."  She said that as casually as someone who's been married for ten years instead of ten minutes.  If Jill had been there, she would have gasped and said,"Y'all sleep in the SAME BED?  I'm telling Pops!"

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1 hour ago, Maya said:

I think we all need to give a moment of thanks that Derek wasn't playing this game. He thinks he's so clever and hilarious under normal circumstances, can you imagine him unleashed in a situation like this?

The way Drippy Derek horned in on Jill's partner at Jessa's wedding was really a dick move.  Drippy is an obnoxious turd.

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3 hours ago, LolaGeek said:

Longtime reader, second time poster, wanted to share this GIF I made because... wth Joy?

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Nothing she does seems natural. I feel like she's acting the way she 'thinks' she should be acting. Maybe. 

*I really need to spend less time thinking/talking/reading about these people and finding a new job, but, priorities ?.*

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I know the Joy/Austin PDA wasn't the most appropriate thing, but I'm a little relieved she's so comfortable and happy. I was afraid she being dragged down the aisle against her will. I didn't watch the after show, but Austin seems like a decent guy and not as stiff as he came off in his first few appearances.

I can see why Jessa and Bin are getting on each other's last nerve. They're home all day in an overstuffed shoebox of a house with two babies. If that was my life, I'd be on a short fuse as well. I love my husband dearly, but I think there's something to be said for having a little breathing room. Of course, that occurs with most couples naturally because most couples work for a living. The Duggar couples have to be together 24/7 lest the men get defrauded by a woman on the street wearing sandals. 

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25 minutes ago, Angeltoes said:

When Daphne asked what they enjoyed most about their honeymoon, I wish Ben had drawn a picture of two stick figures banging each other (with the girl on top) on a mini golf course.  Jim Bob's head would explode.

Switzerland, Rome and Australia were wasted on these kids.   All they cared about was "let's get physical...physical" and they would have been just as dreamy-eyed if their honeymoons had been at the Motel 6 in Hooterville.

When they were asked who hogs the covers in bed, Joy comfortably says,"Oh, he's a heater and I'm a heater..."  She said that as casually as someone who's been married for ten years instead of ten minutes.  If Jill had been there, she would have gasped and said,"Y'all sleep in the SAME BED?  I'm telling Pops!"

Can you imagine if Jill and Derick participated? Honestly, how do you think Jill would have reacted to the bed question?

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3 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

Giving Joy a pass because you could always catch glimpses of her muttering throughout the years...she has always had things to say, funny or not, but no one wanted or cared to hear them.

I noticed this about Joy once Jill was married and she was paired with Jana for the talking heads. She made Jana laugh all the time. Jana always appeared so guarded with Jill.... And Jill was never funny. 

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15 hours ago, TigerLily20 said:

I feel like Jessa is trying to give Ben the answers in code by blinking at him.............

I haven't even seen this ep yet but I LOLd on the visual in my head of that!

2 hours ago, riverblue22 said:

Why would they? Based on the mini golf display by Boob, Joy probably saw lots of inappropriate behavior from her parents.  And what kind of Boob commentary went along with the posted menstrual chart?

Years ago, in front of all his kids and with the cameras rolling, JB was talking about how he and MEchelle were trying to have more kids but couldn't and he added, "we're sure having fun trying though" which I think ties into the whole "we're so holy and modest" theme where they really don't realize what is and isn't appropriate PDA behaviour outside of their cult/bubble/social group. Even at the age of 11 or 12 I would have realized my dad was talking about having sex with my mom and that's unappropriate for a father to say in front of his children or, in front of anyone really other than his wife imo.

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Jim Bob is the ring leader with the inappropriate talk and actions (dry humping from behind?)  To me, Michelle often looks uncomfortable with Jim Bob's antics and tries to laugh it off but she does not think he is funny at all. I think she is slightly flattered but wishes he would cut it out in public. 

I grew up IFB (lite) and was IFB as an adult.  I have never ever seen such nonsense as Jim Bob.  He is like a horny goat 24/7 and he wants everyone to know that they are having wild, hot sex.  There is truly something wrong with Jim Bob's head.  

The kidults must have such impaired sexual development from such bizarre parenting, this obsession with purity mixed with parents dry humping on TV. 

You know this takes my mind over to Josh but I really don't want to go down that Pervert Road today.  You guys can fill in the blanks on that one...

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7 hours ago, mimionthebeach said:

Each time I watch this, I'm trying to figure out her movements. To me it looks like she's wearing one of those little "bullets" and Austin is messing with the remote. And THAT'S what's funny!

There is A LOT more pornography on this forum than I was expecting. ?

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4 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Yes, I was pleasantly surprised the guy has a great personality. Not like a robot which is portrayed on the show. 

I was also surprised they all agreed Derek and Jill showed the most PDA of them all. That's something else we don't see on the show. 

I thought it odd that Jimboob predicted Joy and Austin would be the next to have a baby. The look on Jinge and Jer's face was priceless. I don't think Jer is all that fond of Jimboob and vice versa. 

Jana is sooo pretty. 

And for that we are thankful!  They have the least amount of spark than any of the married sibs and seem very clumsy from what we have seen.  

4 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

Giving Joy a pass because you could always catch glimpses of her muttering throughout the years...she has always had things to say, funny or not, but no one wanted or cared to hear them.

Austin is a boy in love/lust and will listen to anything...look at that smile on his face...he is in that sex fog/haze... hearing blah blah blah blah...and thinking of last night's sexy time and tonight's sexy time...

EnJOY the honeymoon phase ...

Well she is also sitting in a pretty, um, comfortable spot for him.  Of course he has a smile!  He has legal wood!

1 hour ago, mimionthebeach said:

Each time I watch this, I'm trying to figure out her movements. To me it looks like she's wearing one of those little "bullets" and Austin is messing with the remote. And THAT'S what's funny!

Between you and @marigold above you I am laughing big time.  It does look like he's got the controller.  HA!

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18 hours ago, flyingdi said:

I think Jessa is just nervous in

1. Situations she can't control.

2. Being with/talking to people she hasn't known for years.

3. Any situation where she'll be embarrassed.

4.  Any situation where she won't know how to respond.

 

For all Jessa's bitchiness, I don't think Jinger is the only Duggar with self esteem problems.

I think it's hard to tell whether Jessa has self-esteem issues or not. What she definitely has, though, is fear -- of just about everything -- and it's perfectly clear where she gets it.

They've been raised in near-total isolation from anybody not just like them, and they've been raised to fear everybody and everything, see the entire outside world including normal stuff like school and jobs as critical threats to their chance for eternal life, and consider most people as the equivalent of devils trying to bring them down. Plus, they have almost no experience of anything that they don't do pretty much every single day and even less experience of doing anything when they're not in the middle of a huge Duggar-slime-mold-mass.

If there were ever a life that would turn you into a total control freak who's terrified of surprises, strangers and strangers getting the chance to look down on you, that life would be it.

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19 hours ago, Wheels08 said:

SMama- Jim Bob and Mechelle were talking about how many grandkids they could have and Jim Bob said that maybe a joy and Austin would be the next ones to have a baby and then someone said or Jeremy and Jinger. And Jim Bob said something like oh yeah or Jeremy and Jinger.

Ewww... Please don't tell me JB has an ovulation calendar and/or a baby pool running on who will produce the next offspring.

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20 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Did JB say Joy and Austin are next to have a baby because they already know that Jinger is pregnant? They've been married 8 months now and it seems odd that JB mentioned Joy and not her.

Quick, everybody knock on wood, throw salt over your shoulders, say a Hail Mary, whatever it takes to un-jinx this!!! I'm holding out hope that Jinger waits 5+ years, then has 2-3 nicely spaced kids she actually wants.

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2 minutes ago, Absolom said:

Jeremy didn't sound like he was all that excited about the gory detail side of parenthood.  It sounds to me like he'd be quite happy to put it off two or three more years. 

Jeremy didn't sound like he was all that excited about the gory detail side of parenthood.  It sounds to me like he'd be quite happy to put pull it out off two or three more years.  FTFY :D (sorrynotsorry I couldn't resist)

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I just realized that everybody said Jill and Derick are the most PDA of the couples-with Joy and Austin present. I am hard pressed to think of what sort of behavior could surpass the antics of young Mr. and Mrs. House-flipper. And while I'm thinking about matters better left un-thought about, I wonder how many of their houses will get 'christened' on the way to being flipped.

 

(Sorry. I believe a bottle of brain bleach was being passed around earlier.)

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5 minutes ago, Genevrier said:

I just realized that everybody said Jill and Derick are the most PDA of the couples-with Joy and Austin present. I am hard pressed to think of what sort of behavior could surpass the antics of young Mr. and Mrs. House-flipper. And while I'm thinking about matters better left un-thought about, I wonder how many of their houses will get 'christened' on the way to being flipped.

 

(Sorry. I believe a bottle of brain bleach was being passed around earlier.)

No need to apologize! This IS the Duggar forum and their modesty is pretty trashy and sexual. 

The whole show has gone Nike, if you ask me. 

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19 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Did JB say Joy and Austin are next to have a baby because they already know that Jinger is pregnant? They've been married 8 months now and it seems odd that JB mentioned Joy and not her.

I'm hoping inclined to say no, because Joy (I think) reminded him about JinJer. Which doesn't mean anything on television.

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