S09.E16: Three Tequila…Floor!

[Keywestclubkid]

I honesty can't with Ramona anymore ugh cut her from the show please 

[Mozelle]

LuAnn is sloshed right now ???

[Neurochick]

2 minutes ago, rideashire said:

This isn't the first time I've wondered if Ramona has some sort of stunted mental capacity. I don't know the right phrase to use there, so help me out if you think you know wtf is going on with her, because it doesn't actually seem normal. She often fails to behave like an intelligent, socialized adult in these situations and has no concept of how she's coming across (or doesn't care, but for some reason I feel like she doesn't 'get it').

It's like there's a link missing in her brain that would prevent her from behaving appropriately. It would be fascinating if it wasn't so damn obnoxious.

 

Not everything needs a diagnosis.  Ramona thinks she's cute, Ramona thinks she's sixteen year's old and an ingenue and Sonja is the same way.  

[mbaywife123]

Carole is wearing her underwear and the shower curtain to dinner.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

6 minutes ago, rideashire said:

This isn't the first time I've wondered if Ramona has some sort of stunted mental capacity. 

 

This reminds me of twop way back in season one after Jill's ladies dinner party that Simon showed up to. There was a debate about whether Ramona was on the autism spectrum or on cocaine.

Edited July 20, 2017 by WhoaWhoKnew

[chick binewski]

My theory: some of us watch these shows to figure out our mother issues. Bethenny might be too controlling, Sonja too attention-seeking, Luann too dismissive to other women, Carol too remote. Many women have at least some of these qualities. But Ramona is too EVERYTHING. The lack of self-awareness in all situations..when she's with her daughter's friends, talking about her relationships, evaluating other people and demanding others do her bidding is astonishing. Whatever the combo meal of issues she may have - childhood trauma, menopause, divorce or run-of-the-mill narcissism - I am absolutely flummoxed that she has what seems like an address book full of friends. Or that Mario didn't walk into the sea during their first year of marriage.

That being said, the color combo of bits of coral with a sky-blue rather than the usual turquoise in Bethenny's room is making me reconsider my bedroom color palette. 

[Straycat80]

Geez, this is the most drunken shitshow of a dinner I've ever seen! 

[ShawnaLanne]

12 minutes ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

Did you guys know whenever Ramona travels she makes friends with the staff?

????

So much spit in her food. 

Ramona shouldn't be calling people crazy. That insane #itch.  Sonja is a c@unt.

[Xcptnl]

I don't even care what Carol is wearing.   The rest of this is a shit show much more than her outfit. 

Lu is drunky drunk.  

[rideashire]

4 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Not everything needs a diagnosis.  Ramona thinks she's cute, Ramona thinks she's sixteen year's old and an ingenue and Sonja is the same way.  

No it sure doesn't and I'm certainly not the person to diagnose anyone. I've just rarely seen someone behave the way she does so consistently and with such disregard for how they're being perceived that it strikes me as very odd. And I watch a lot of bravo shows. For all the arguing and bitching and moaning these housewives do in all the franchises there is something a tad different in my opinion with whatever the fuck Ramona is doing.

But, I could be totally off who knows. I am not a shrink and I don't play one on tv. I know nothing about any of that!

Edited July 20, 2017 by rideashire

[Pickles]

Omg! Luann in the bushes. She is so wasted!

[Neurochick]

Bethenny was right, Ramona and Sonja are old, mean ladies.

LOL at Luann falling in the bushes!

[ShawnaLanne]

Luann looked cute in the bushes. 

[annewithaneee]

Oh my god, I'm so glad this is a tequila trip. This sort of shit just doesn't happen after too much wine. Luann's leg flailing out of the rose bushes!! I'm actually crying laughing.

[poeticlicensed]

Omg Lu is so wasted. 

[BloggerAloud]

Ramona and Sonja are basically are for people who are like, "You know what? I love Romy and Michelle but could you make them old and a-holes? Thanks!"

[Straycat80]

Luann face planting in the bushes! Lol! Wish she had pulled Ramona in with her! 

[AnnaL]

Class with the Countess chapter 5 

How to get wasted drunk and landed gracefully in the bushes with one leg up. 

 

LMAO!!! 

[KungFuBunny]

I totally agree with Bethenny.

If Ramona had planted the story there would be something self-serving in it for her such as mentioning whatever she is hocking at the moment.

Sonja is the one who is always fascinated by Page Six as shown in many episodes

[annewithaneee]

1 minute ago, BloggerAloud said:

Ramona and Sonja are basically are for people who are like, "You know what? I love Romy and Michelle but could you make them old and a-holes? Thanks!"

"I invented Post-Its, oooookay? I did! Don't be such a bitchy witchy witch!"

If there was a Pulitzer for Housewives analogies, you totally deserve one.

[Michichick]

Carol's talking head where she said Luann has a wooden PIRATE leg and then gave a huge wink...awesome! Cracked me up.

Ramona's laugh irritates me immensely.

[Xcptnl]

Lol at Lou. Peeing. 

[mbaywife123]

Ramona avoids the press like a leak???

[oakville]

35 minutes ago, Wendy said:

WTH is wrong with Ramona and Sonja? They are not moving in there. It is just a couple of nights

Ramona, this is the reason why nobody wants to invite you anywhere. 

You not only act like a fool, you are a fool. 

Avery must be so embarrassed about her mom's behavior. I can't believe how rude she is being to Dorinda & every one else.

She treats the staff poorly as well.

[Straycat80]

Luann is going to be bruised in the morning. These women are crazy! 

[Pickles]

Luann falling not once, but twice!! Having to be helped to her room by the staff. Omg.

[Bronzedog]

Did anyone else think Luann was going to try to make out with the guy that plucked her out of the bushes?

[chewycandy]

Nice. Never seen Lu that drunk before.

[KungFuBunny]

Sonja is the one who planted the story.

That alleged email from Ramona regarding Tipsy Girl is a fake too. Bethenny would not stick up for Ramona.

Tinsley needs to grow up. Stop whining like a child having a tantrum. You really think this is so damaging compared to your mugshot?

Edited July 20, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[BloggerAloud]

This was pretty much a top to bottom amazing episode of this show. There was a lot of drama that was mainly not too serious. Sonja most likely running to Page Six to talk about Tinsley is the kind of real world Gossip Girl moment that I live for.

[mbaywife123]

Lu was just stopping to smell the roses!

[imjagain]

38 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I think I'd rather stay home than vacation with Ramona and Sonja.  

I'd rather throw those two mother fuckers in a pool  and find a tight lid to throw on top of the pool! They are truly awful disgusting women! 

[chewycandy]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

Tinsley needs to grow up. Stop whining like a child having a tantrum. You really thing this is so damaging compared to your mugshot?

Just move out. Problem solved. Lol!

[AnnaL]

2 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

Nice. Never seen Lu that drunk before.

 

I bet she was drinking with Dorinda and Dorinda passed out but Luann kept on going. 

That is why Dorinda didn't even show up to dinner.  She drunk herself into oblivion. 

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, AnnaL said:

 

I bet she was drinking with Dorinda and Dorinda passed out but Luann kept on going. 

That is why Dorinda didn't even show up to dinner.  She drunk herself into oblivion. 

And she is holding onto the deflated pink balloon...muttering Richard, oh Richard

[tinaw]

Its not even fun watching Ramona and Sonia anymore. They both suck.

Tinsley run for cover girl. You will never make it in this group if your crying now.

Luann in the bushes. Best thing ever!!!

[Bronzedog]

It's kind of sad that Ramona, at 60, didn't want a room on the upper level of the house because she was concerned about falling down the steps when she was drunk.  

On the other hand, I guess she was being proactive because the help was so busy picking up Luann.  And then escorting her to her room.

[mbaywife123]

Now Lu was just looking for her contact lense that popped out and fell to the ground.

[imjagain]

1 minute ago, tinaw said:

It s not even fun watching Ramona and Sonia anymore. They both suck. 

Tinsley run for cover girl. You will never make it in this group if your crying now.

Luann in the bushes. Best thing ever!!!

Exactly! I have always disliked Ramona, but I sort of... Sort of got why people enjoyed these 2 but not anymore anymore they are disgusting!! 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Write this day down on the PTV calendar I agree with Bethenny. I  snorted laughing along with Tinsley over TH comment of throwing a deck chair off the ship....

 But...Luann in the bushes ? SLAYED ME. We saw the one fall in the previews but the bushes one was 100x better! Thanks for saving it Bravo! 

Ramona you're miserable.

Carole's opaque cellophane wrapper did no favors for her love handles ! 

[soccermom17]

Most amazing episode ever! I literally laughed out loud many times.

I am Lu's age and all I could think after seeing her fall twice was girl you are going to be sore tomorrow!

Ramona is the worst guest, traveler, friend ever...ugly American indeed.

[itsadryheat]

Hoping Ramona's lucky Love Connection dumped, non-date, see's this episode. You know Mario's fiancee will.

[HunterHunted]

50 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

The room discussion in Dorinda's room is the last straw.  Romona is now being vicious.  It's so fucking sad.  So Dorinda feels bad.  Tinsley feels bad.  They are evil ugly women.  And speaking of ugly who the hell gets a peel and then goes to a beach vacation?

I was hoping...begging...pleading for Ramonja to go just a bit further and push Dorinda to drop their bags off the balcony. It would have made me extraordinarily happy.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I like that Ramona thinks Superman needs Kryptonite.

That's some Teresa Giudice level shit.

[HunterHunted]

12 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

I like that Ramona thinks Superman needs Kryptonite.

That's some Teresa Giudice level shit.

I laughed so hard when she said that and then I thought that someone needed to find this bitch's kryptonite and put it in her path. Surprise! Mario and Kasey bought the apartment across from you. It's a 3 bedroom. Kasey's pregnant. They're getting married. They also bought a place in Aspen. Maybe they're looking for a place in the Hamptons too.

Edited July 20, 2017 by HunterHunted

[farmgal4]

I very rarely call someone this but if the shoe fits... Ramona, you're a fucking C**T.  It's no wonder you're divorced and have no friends, you self-entitled bitch.  Oh, and Sonya? You're not much better.

[Cheetosandchoc]

   When Luann showed up to dinner and without saying a word pulled out her whistle and blew it, and grinned, without speaking.....I knew it would be awesome and worth the anxiety I felt watching Ramona and Sonja act like assholes.

[farmgal4]

4 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

I laughed so hard when she said that and then I thought that someone needed to find this bitch's kryptonite and put it in her path. Surprise! Mario and Kasey bought the apartment across from you. It's a 3 bedroom. Kasey's pregnant. They also bought a place in Aspen.

Sweet, sweet Karma!

[ichbin]

18 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Carole's opaque cellophane wrapper did no favors for her love handles ! 

There isn't an ounce of fat on her.  What was that, aging skin?  Look, I would trade bodies with her in a minute, but that outfit did not work at all!  

That was one of the more entertaining episodes of the series.  Luann falling...twice...was (because she didn't appear hurt) truly hysterical.  Hey, not even a word about being married!  

Regardless of whatever it is that makes Ramona tick, I really believe she amps things up in order to secure her apple next season.  The room thing is her shtick and she will stick with it.  They all stick to their show personnas, Bethenny and Carole included.   As for Ramona making demands of the staff, I'll be she really does tip them well and that they probably don't really mind because of that.  

Was Tynsley drunk too?  She was really annoying.

[WireWrap]

Well, Hell has frozen over for sure, I really enjoyed Bethenny this entire episode! I actually think she went too easy on Ramona, I would have thrown her out of the house! LOL

As for Ramona, I think she is done for, she keeps breaking that 4th wall, she even got Bethenny to do it tonight!