S09.E16: Three Tequila…Floor!

[OnceSane]

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As the women arrive in Mexico, Ramona and Sonja scramble for the best room, swiftly alienating themselves from the the group; Tinsley confronts Ramona and Sonja about a damaging article; Luann takes a tumble; Bethenny reprimands Sonja.

[KungFuBunny]

Game Of Thrones premiered on Sunday.

In one scene they show the 3 dragons flying ahead of the armada to Dragonstone.

I renamed 2 of them (Dragonya) Ramona & Sonja – flying ahead of the crowd to get the best room at Dragonstone. The third one is Bethenny berating them for being rude and childish.

[Mindthinkr]

I'll sleep in the hammock!!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

"I'd blow Simon Van Kempen for a slurpee right now" is the funniest thing ever said on this show. Dorinda saying "What happened to them?" is the second funniest.

Edited July 20, 2017 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Wendy]

Ramona's face.

OMG, she is melting. 

Not only on the outside. 

[KungFuBunny]

Ramona Floaty Noodles Yay!!!!

[chick binewski]

Why do Ramona and Sonja think they are cute? Perhaps if I too start ingesting copious amounts of Adderall my self-esteem will increase exponentially.  

[nexxie]

I could stay in a house with Ramona and Sonja for about three minutes!

[KungFuBunny]

Shag, Marry, Kill

Dorinda: It’s the same across the board

Shag Luann, Marry Carole, Kill Tinsley

[PumpkinPK]

People who get on planes with a bad flu and expose so many thousands of people to their illness are the worst.

[Mozelle]

Ramona is fucking awful. Sonja is no better, but I really can't with Ramona.

Edited July 20, 2017 by Mozelle

[Thumper]

Ramona and Sonja should be sent home -- ungrateful loudmouth bullies.   I agree with Beth.

[itsadryheat]

The room thing-CLIP, CLIP, CLIP...MUTE!

[QuinnM]

The room discussion in Dorinda's room is the last straw.  Romona is now being vicious.  It's so fucking sad.  So Dorinda feels bad.  Tinsley feels bad.  They are evil ugly women.  And speaking of ugly who the hell gets a peel and then goes to a beach vacation?

[Wendy]

WTH is wrong with Ramona and Sonja? They are not moving in there. It is just a couple of nights

Ramona, this is the reason why nobody wants to invite you anywhere. 

You not only act like a fool, you are a fool. 

[QuinnM]

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People who get on planes with a bad flu and expose so many thousands of people to their illness are the worst.

I fly every week.  Half the people on the plane are contagious with one thing or another.  

[ZaldamoWilder]

You get what you get and you don't get upset.  For fucks sake we sing say it to the babies.

I'm sorry I'm just never going to hate Dorinda for stuff like I will literally take your shit and throw it in the pool

[Bronzedog]

I think I'd rather stay home than vacation with Ramona and Sonja.  

[S86226]

Just now, Wendy said:

WTH is wrong with Ramona and Sonja? They are not moving in there. It is just a couple of nights

Ramona, this is the reason why nobody wants to invite you anywhere. 

You not only act like a fool, you are a fool. 

Agreed! I think my blood pressure rose watching this!! They are worse than children and look utterly ridiculous and pathetic. Grow up!! You're on vacation and last time i checked, you dont spend your vacation in a bedroom, you just sleep there. Personally,  i prefer to enjoyny vacation, not spending it whining over what bedroom i got.

[KungFuBunny]

Whatever facial thing Ramona had done right before a trip to Mexico - she is not supposed to be in the sun

[nexxie]

Wish they wouldn't waste our time on Ramona and Sonja - who gives a fuck?!

[annewithaneee]

Shit like this is why I'm glad Bethenny's on the cast. She's an awful human being, sure, but she is razor sharp in a clusterfuck like this. So on the money to mention that Ramona damaged Dorinda's house and is now trying to muscle her out of a room. That's one of those things you normally think of five minutes after the argument's over.

And of course Ramona thinks"making friends with the staff" is literally snapping at them while they hang up her clothes because apparently someone broke her fingers.

[AnnaL]

Bethenny, "We're not goddamn fucking animals."

Ramona, "I'm marking my territory right now!!"

 

Production has gotten so shady, LOL 

[Mindthinkr]

Ramona...tres uncouth

[ryebread]

Ramona is so, so very low rent.

Dorinda, Carole and the Balloon were funny.

[Mozelle]

Just now, AnnaL said:

Bethenny, "We're not goddamn fucking animals."

Ramona, "I'm marking my territory right now!!"

 

Production has gotten so shady, LOL 

I know! And it looks as though editing is done with Ramona. Given this edit plus last week's edit when Dorinda said women with long hair look like a lyceum from the back and a museum from the front and they cut to Ramona, they can't stand her.

[QuinnM]

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That's one of those things you normally think of five minutes after the argument's over.

This!  It is something that makes you kinda mad at the person that thinks that fast on their feet.  

Stockholm Syndrome, I'm dying.

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Production has gotten so shady,

I just noticed a new one.  In the movie Grey Gardens (with Drew Barrymore). Big Edie tells Little Edie 'You're an acquired taste.'  In the opening tag lines production has Ramona saying that right before Sonja declares there are no Grey Gardens.

Edited July 20, 2017 by QuinnM

[Xcptnl]

I actually don't hate Beth right now.  Ramona and Sonja suck.  

[KungFuBunny]

Dorinda/Carole balloon game

I'm surprised she didn't start crying and saying that it was Richard

[AnnaL]

OMG, I am literally peeing here

Ramona's face is so pitiful I have a hard time staying mad at her.  

Not even her worst enemy could have suggested she had her face peel at such inappropriate time. 

She looks just awful. 

[ShawnaLanne]

24 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Shag, Marry, Kill

Dorinda: It’s the same across the board

Shag Luann, Marry Carole, Kill Tinsley

Shag Luann, marry Carole,  she'd want a lot of space,  kill Ramona. 

Edited July 20, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[ZaldamoWilder]

Did you guys know whenever Ramona travels she makes friends with the staff?

????

[ShawnaLanne]

I hope Tinsley goes OFF on those women about Page Six. 

[Straycat80]

Why do these women get so dressed up just to eat dinner in? 

Carole is wearing a shear curtain. mmmmok. 

[Michichick]

Ramona is the fucking worst. THE WORST.

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

Did you guys know whenever Ramona travels she makes friends with the staff?

????

So much spit in her food. 

[Michichick]

1 minute ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

Did you guys know whenever Ramona travels she makes friends with the staff?

????

If that's how she treats her friends, what does she do to her enemies?

[SCS]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Whatever facial thing Ramona had done right before a trip to Mexico - she is not supposed to be in the sun

 

I'm hot, I'm successful and, dammit, men desire me!!!

 

[poeticlicensed]

That God B finally called those two on the carpet about their bullshit room antics. 

[nexxie]

These women have zero respect for the people providing their beautiful meals - ugly Americans!

[KungFuBunny]

Bethenny: Putting makeup on Ramona, is like throwing a deck chair off the QE2, what's the point

LOL

[ShawnaLanne]

15 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Whatever facial thing Ramona had done right before a trip to Mexico - she is not supposed to be in the sun

Ramona is above rules.  .... The sun will muck up her face after a peel. Yay. 

[Neurochick]

4 minutes ago, Xcptnl said:

I actually don't hate Beth right now.  Ramona and Sonja suck.  

Ramona and Sonja actually make me like Bethenny and I can't stand Bethenny but Ramona and Sonja are awful, awful people.  

[Mozelle]

4 minutes ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

Did you guys know whenever Ramona travels she makes friends with the staff?

????

Ramona makes friends with the staff like fleas make friends with dogs. 

[HunterHunted]

6 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Dorinda/Carole balloon game

I'm surprised she didn't start crying and saying that it was Richard

This would have been a great time to insert footage of the Ladies of London playing the balloon game in Scotland. 

[rideashire]

This isn't the first time I've wondered if Ramona has some sort of stunted mental capacity. I don't know the right phrase to use there, so help me out if you think you know wtf is going on with her, because it doesn't actually seem normal. She often fails to behave like an intelligent, socialized adult in these situations and has no concept of how she's coming across (or doesn't care, but for some reason I feel like she doesn't 'get it').

It's like there's a link missing in her brain, preventing her from behaving appropriately. It would be fascinating if it wasn't so damn obnoxious.

In other news, what is Carole wearing to dinner and why....???

Edited July 20, 2017 by rideashire

[Pickles]

What is that outfit Carole has on?? Hideous. 

Ramona is so rude to the staff! Telling them to unpack her things. She is not in the mood to unpack herself. All of the orders about tea, ice buckets, etc. She is so obnoxious.

Bethenny looks ill, just from being so, so skinny.

[annewithaneee]

This is the most I've liked Bethenny in a minute. Also I hope Dorinda isn't really passed out for the night, the only thing missing is her having a screaming, slurring, yet completely endearing meltdown. 

[Xcptnl]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Ramona and Sonja actually make me like Bethenny and I can't stand Bethenny but Ramona and Sonja are awful, awful people.  

Yes yes yes!

[mbaywife123]

Someone please push Ramona in the ocean without her floaties and leave her sorry self centered ass adrift.