The Lonely Js Club: James, Jackson & Johannah

[Zella]

3 minutes ago, PikaScrewChu said:

This family is a non-humorous version of the Bluths.

For real. 

[Soaper410]

12 minutes ago, PikaScrewChu said:

This family is a non-humorous version of the Bluths.

Except nobody went to jail 😕

[MonicaM]

10 minutes ago, Soaper410 said:

Except nobody went to jail 😕

Yet.

[mimionthebeach]

5 hours ago, Oldernowiser said:

They’re touching faces!!! She’s now used goods!!!!

Chewed gum.  ☹

[mynextmistake]

4 hours ago, dargosmydaddy said:

I think it's just the fact that he looks young for his age. She looks like a typical high school girl to me.

She looks like she’s in her 20s to me. And even in the fundie world I doubt women that age are lining up to meet the Duggar Everyone Forgets. Plus they are very close together for a courting couple. I’m guessing she’s a relative. 

[galaxygirl76]

11 hours ago, Soaper410 said:

Except nobody went to jail 😕

Does Jesus jail count? 

[Aethera]

Hey folks, I'll add Justin here since he's close to 18 anyway and apparently has gotten himself a Girlfriend!

[BitterApple]

Unless it's just bad makeup and unfortunate genetics, that girl looks way older than Justin. I'd be shocked to hear she's 17/18. 

Edited January 24, 2020 by BitterApple

[PikaScrewChu]

Someone was speculating she's the girl behind Vanna Duggar in the abortion protest picture.

I mean. It could be a relative. On the other hand these men do tend to marry women who look like they could be their sisters. Also take into consideration that picture is blown up and pixelated. It was pretty small in the initial screenshot. She definitely looks to be 17-18 in tiny picture. I saw the screenshot when it was first posted to Reddit. It was the size of a forum avatar. 

Edited January 24, 2020 by PikaScrewChu

[Liddy52]

Vanna Duggar! Love it! 

[Natalie68]

19 hours ago, PikaScrewChu said:

It's ok. Michelle would have done the same. 

Michelle would have asked, "There is a Justin"?

[MaryAnneSpier]

Ugh, that sign they're holding while posing and smiling... ugh. Hey, guess what, you sheltered, ignorant young ladies; women (and men) regret having children. And some of them who have too many and can't support them without help from the church and the government for perpetuity should perhaps be able to be introspective and slow down the breeding. 

[GeeGolly]

I know that Justin posting a picture with a girl is big news, but the Dudley Do-Right handle just screams JOSH to me. Josh and his fake profiles. The one time where there is a connection, an arguably weak connection, the article doesn't mention Josh.

Edited January 24, 2020 by GeeGolly

[JoanArc]

Wasn't Marjoiree 17 during the courtship - I remember someone was.

[Sew Sumi]

11 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Wasn't Marjoiree 17 during the courtship - I remember someone was.

Yes, Marjorie was just 17 during that ill-fated courtship.

[Zella]

44 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I know that Justin posting a picture with a girl is big news, but the Dudley Do-Right handle just screams JOSH to me. Josh and his fake profiles. The one time where there is a connection, an arguably weak connection, the article doesn't mention Josh.

My favorite part is he apparently uses the handle mainly to post bogus inflated reviews of his brothers' businesses. Like, reviews from someone named Duddly Do-Right (with the name Dudley misspelled) are just going to inspire great confidence. 😂

Edited January 25, 2020 by Zella

[PikaScrewChu]

42 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I know that Justin posting a picture with a girl is big news, but the Dudley Do-Right handle just screams JOSH to me. Josh and his fake profiles. The one time where there is a connection, an arguably weak connection, the article doesn't mention Josh.

Josh tended to use generic names for his socks though, not cartoon characters from shows about Moose and Squirrel. 

Also why do the Duggars use themselves and friends to review their car lots? FFS. Even I know Dudley Doright is from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[Churchhoney]

31 minutes ago, PikaScrewChu said:

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Also why do the Duggars use themselves and friends to review their car lots? FFS. Even I know Dudley Doright is from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Because too many reviews from people who aren't their friends are just a tad negative. ... And sound kind of convincing. 

[Lunera]

Pickles found pictures of the girl and knows her name.

I did a bit of snooping and I think I found Justin's gf on a Duggar friend's page. This is from 2 years ago taken at ALERT.

Possibly her at the Dicipleship Summit last year 

[JustRosie]

11 minutes ago, Lunera said:

Pickles found pictures of the girl and knows her name.

I did a bit of snooping and I think I found Justin's gf on a Duggar friend's page. This is from 2 years ago taken at ALERT.

Possibly her at the Dicipleship Summit last year 

She looks so much older than him. How old is she?

[Zella]

My guess is she and Justin are probably close to the same age, but the fact that he looks like he's 10 rather than 17 makes her look like an old maid in comparison. . . . 

Whoever she is must mean she is not part of the usual suspects for courting since we're all having such a hard time figuring out who she is. But I'd bet she goes to church with them. 

Edited January 25, 2020 by Zella

[madpsych78]

We're running out of Howlers on the Howlers thread! Just Jackson is left.

Edited January 25, 2020 by madpsych78

[crazy8s]

11 hours ago, Zella said:

Whoever she is must mean she is not part of the usual suspects for courting since we're all having such a hard time figuring out who she is. But I'd bet she goes to church with them. 

same girl I think is shown seated next to Michelle during family camp at a chick fil a for one of the lost girls' bday

[mimionthebeach]

20 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

Michelle would have asked, "There is a Justin"?

"Orchestra pit?" And she's have twigged.

15 hours ago, PikaScrewChu said:

Josh tended to use generic names for his socks though, not cartoon characters from shows about Moose and Squirrel. 

Also why do the Duggars use themselves and friends to review their car lots? FFS. Even I know Dudley Doright is from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Read in Boris's voice. 

15 hours ago, Lunera said:

Pickles found pictures of the girl and knows her name.

I did a bit of snooping and I think I found Justin's gf on a Duggar friend's page. This is from 2 years ago taken at ALERT.

Possibly her at the Dicipleship Summit last year 

Looks like she's another pants-wearer.

The fundie gene pool seems really shallow. 

[Panopticon]

15 hours ago, madpsych78 said:

We're running out of Howlers on the Howlers thread! Just Jackson is left.

Yup. Soon this will be “Jana and the Howlers” and the other will be “Amy and the Lost Girls.” I'm not sure if those are band names or indie movies.

[Scarlett45]

On 1/20/2020 at 1:48 PM, Nysha said:

The crack crisis was only a crisis because addicted babies pull at people's hearts even if they're not white

Taking this to small talk. 

[crazy8s]

Jed!'s car lot reviews on google seem to have been edited this week. the review from caleb williams and some others are gone.  like the one that said "nice having your family and friends review"

some left are sketchy David Waller, Duddley Doright, etc.  3 are negative and some are surely before JED! was gifted the car lot. like from 2 years ago

there are 3 FB reviews Jana's gal pal Laura and 2 others.

i find the fake car lot interesting. they claim 205 vehicles until you change the setting to "available" and find 35 listings that include a travel trailer and semi truck.

also their inventory seems to have gone up quite a bit since the sex pests' lot got closed.

edited to add Jed"s business has several reviews from "local guides" one who's location shows grand canyon when the Duggars were there in october. so i found this interesting on "local guides"

https://onlinemarketinginct.com/2018/06/27/google-local-guides-and-fake-reviews/

 

 

Edited January 28, 2020 by crazy8s
the apostrope

[Lunera]

How depressing.

[awaken]

Why even bother?

[JoanArc]

Quote

Jed!'s car lot reviews on google seem to have been edited this week. the review from caleb williams and some others are gone.  like the one that said "nice having your family and friends review"

Well, Given his recent conviction, I'm sure they had to scrub Caleb's review!

[Chicklet]

Jana really doesn't get memes does she? How does she know what Tinder is anyway?

Just live your sad little life and move along, Jana.

[Sew Sumi]

Did Jana post that or was it found on Reddit or another snark site. I really doubt that came from Jana.

eta: Can you imagine her googling Tinder? 😂

Edited January 27, 2020 by Sew Sumi

[Zella]

11 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Did Jana post that or was it found on Reddit or another snark site. I really doubt that came from Jana.

That's what I was wondering. It doesn't seem like something she would share or create, though I should have learned long ago not to try to put myself in the mind of a Duggar. LOL

[Fostersmom]

It's not on her Instagram, so unless it was a story that's already disappeared, it's not real. 

[JoanArc]

24 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Did Jana post that or was it found on Reddit or another snark site. I really doubt that came from Jana.

eta: Can you imagine her googling Tinder? 😂

Fake - Reddit did one for Josh, too.

[Sew Sumi]

Yeah, I posted Smuggar's on his thread. It's clearly marked from Reddit. Jana's isn't, but it's so obviously fake.

[JoanArc]

35 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Yeah, I posted Smuggar's on his thread. It's clearly marked from Reddit. Jana's isn't, but it's so obviously fake.

 Sorry I open up a lot of windows in the threads merge together.  I doubt Jana is that self-aware anyway. 

[Sew Sumi]

Yeah, I seriously doubt she heard of the challenge, even though she actually met Dolly Parton. 

[Lunera]

3 hours ago, Chicklet said:

Jana really doesn't get memes does she? How does she know what Tinder is anyway?

Just live your sad little life and move along, Jana.

I got this from reddit. I haven't seen any fundies make one of these. I don't think they understand this meme or know what Linkedin and Tinder are.

Edited January 28, 2020 by Lunera

[Ohiopirate02]

So Jana's idol, Joanna Gaines, has another cookbook coming out in April.  Please take a moment to click on the link and enlarge the cover.  I am taking bets to see how long it takes for Jana to start dressing that way.  I cannot tell if that is supposed to be an apron or a wrap skirt.

https://www.amazon.com/Magnolia-Table-Collection-Recipes-Gathering/dp/0062820184/ref=sr_1_1?crid=TVF01RGENNE2&keywords=magnolia+table+volume+2&qid=1580400059&sprefix=magnolia+table%2Caps%2C178&sr=8-1

Edited January 30, 2020 by Ohiopirate02

[OpieTaylor]

29 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

So Jana's idol, Joanna Gaines, has another cookbook coming out in April.  Please take a moment to click on the link and enlarge the cover.  I am taking bets to see how long it takes for Jana to start dressing that way.  I cannot tell if that is supposed to be an apron or a wrap skirt.

https://www.amazon.com/Magnolia-Table-Collection-Recipes-Gathering/dp/0062820184/ref=sr_1_1?crid=TVF01RGENNE2&keywords=magnolia+table+volume+2&qid=1580400059&sprefix=magnolia+table%2Caps%2C178&sr=8-1

Huh, that's an interesting clothes combo. Is Joanna pregnant in that photo? She kinda looks it. The wide-legged pants look sort of Japanese to me - is Joanna's mother Japanese?

eta: I take back that she looks pregnant - I enlarged the pic even more and she doesn't look preg

Another edit! Joanna's mother is Korean. I think the pants look Asian.

Edited January 30, 2020 by OpieTaylor

[Lunera]

Jana is in Vegas

 

[DangerousMinds]

Trying to convert the heathens? And if not, shouldn’t she be? Shopping and posting selfies on Instagram surely isn’t going to lead anyone to their lord.

Edited January 30, 2020 by DangerousMinds

[crazy8s]

Can you picture Jana handing out tracts to the guys handing out those um.. other sorts of tracts on every corner??

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, crazy8s said:

Can you picture Jana handing out tracts to the guys handing out those um.. other sorts of tracts on every corner??

I learned very quickly to not take anything from anyone out there. 

Why in the heck is she in Vegas? 

[Lunera]

There was a decor expo at the Vegas World Market this week. Her bff Laura went there last year.

Edited January 30, 2020 by Lunera

[Nysha]

I'm pretty sure it's an apron...kind of sure...hell, I dunno.

[GeeGolly]

5 minutes ago, Nysha said:

I'm pretty sure it's an apron...kind of sure...hell, I dunno.

An apron for sure. Possibly over a pregnant bump.

[Sew Sumi]

1 hour ago, Lunera said:

There was a decor expo at the Vegas World Market this week. Her bff Laura went there last year.

She went with Laura this year. There's a shout out on her regular IG page.

[Ohiopirate02]

2 hours ago, Nysha said:

I'm pretty sure it's an apron...kind of sure...hell, I dunno.

What threw me off is her pants are the same color as the wall behind her.  At first I thought she was wearing a skirt and then I saw the super wide-leg pants.  Personally,  I find it to be a bad cover.  But, i, unlike Joanna, am unafraid of color.  Even the promo pics of her recipes look bland.