S09.E22: Reunion Part 2

[zoeysmom]

Round Two of the four part Reunion

[Primal Slayer]

Porsha trying to pull the bully card...girl bye.

[Brooklynista]

Sheree is earning her peach tonight. I feel so duped because i was thinking Bob was a good guy and just a bad husband. Cameras revealed him to be a real asshole.

[Primal Slayer]

The only thing that rubs me the wrong way with Sheree and her Bob storyline is that she spent the season trying to put Kenya down for Matts behavior. 

Pt.2 wasn't as juicy as pt.1, it was still better then RHOBH 3 part reunion but was really filler. Phaedras eyeliner showed us that they cut this footage around and piece it together like a puzzle instead of just going in order of how they filmed it.

[Petunia13]

"No wonder you ain't winning any cases." ☠️

Bob always looks like he's melting like the bad guy in Terminator 3 AND he's abusive and in denial. Not to mention how his haunted eye. - no, thank you...please. 

[announcergirl]

10 minutes ago, Primal Slayer said:

The only thing that rubs me the wrong way with Sheree and her Bob storyline is that she spent the season trying to put Kenya down for Matts behavior. 

Pt.2 wasn't as juicy as pt.1, it was still better then RHOBH 3 part reunion but was really filler. Phaedras eyeliner showed us that they cut this footage around and piece it together like a puzzle instead of just going in order of how they filmed it.

And that bothers me about "reality" tv.

[mothmonsterman]

Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode of "Ain't Shit Happen."  Be sure to tune in next week for another show. Then join us the week after that for "Maybe Shit Will Happen."

[Petunia13]

A four parter seems a bit much. 

[Bronzedog]

So far I'm not seeing the need for 4 parts.

[Brooklynista]

Shout out to Kenya for calling out Phaedra's tired ass rehearsed reads. She cant even get them out without stammering.

"Umm, you're a condo or a umm ahh townhouse" yeah thats it!

Except not.

[zoeysmom]

1 hour ago, mothmonsterman said:

Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode of "Ain't Shit Happen."  Be sure to tune in next week for another show. Then join us the week after that for "Maybe Shit Will Happen."

No Kim tonight on WWHL, her son Kash was bitten by a dog and the child requird surgery:  http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/kim-zolciak-4-year-old-son-recovering-dog-attack-article-1.3092899  Best wishes to the child for a speedy recovery. 

I was thinking Kim going on WWHL was going to shed some light on why it is taking four parts to air the Reunion.

Edited April 24, 2017 by zoeysmom

[Ubiquitous]

I know I should, but I didn't give a damn about Sheree.

Ditto for Kenya's "boyfriend".

Shut up, Pharisee Phaedra.

9 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

No Kim tonight on WWHL, her son Kash was bitten by a dog requiring surgery:  http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/kim-zolciak-4-year-old-son-recovering-dog-attack-article-1.3092899 

How did they know the dog needed surgery?

Edited April 24, 2017 by Ubiquitous

[bosawks]

What was up with Phaedra and her constant barking of "hearsay".  Did she take some remedial law courses to jog her memory or was she afraid that we forgot that she was Phaedra, esq.?

[wanderingstar]

Why is this reunion being dragged out to 4 episodes?

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The only thing that rubs me the wrong way with Sheree and her Bob storyline is that she spent the season trying to put Kenya down for Matts behavior. 

Was this projection on Sheree's part? I can't say for sure, but the whole thing has been disturbing to watch.

[Bronzedog]

5 minutes ago, bosawks said:

What was up with Phaedra and her constant barking of "hearsay".  Did she take some remedial law courses to jog her memory or was she afraid that we forgot that she was Phaedra, esq.?

She did sound like a kid that had just seen a Perry Mason rerun and decided they were going to become a lawyer.  Hearsay!

[Ubiquitous]

1 hour ago, bosawks said:

What was up with Phaedra and her constant barking of "hearsay".  Did she take some remedial law courses to jog her memory or was she afraid that we forgot that she was Phaedra, esq.?

I suspect that was Pharisee Phaedra's clever way of putting down or dismissing people's claims, ie, "Oh, that's just hearsay about me encouraging Johnny to sue Kandi!".

[Neurochick]

I still don't get why Kenya was so afraid of Porsha when Matt was the one who was actually violent.

Kenya, stop hiring actors.

Kandi, take the bedsheet off your head.

Phaedra, if you're going to be on a reality show, you have to share something real or you'll be as fake as Kenya.

Edited April 24, 2017 by Neurochick

[Watermelon]

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

I still don't get why Kenya was so afraid of Porsha when Matt was the one who was actually violent.

Porscha doesn't have a dick, and therefore cannot offer Kenya makeup sex. 

[Michichick]

All I want to know is wtf is up with Phaedra and Shemar Moore. What was that clip of him kissing up on her? Was that something he did on WWHL as a joke? She's a shady bitch, who'd want to hook up with that mess?

[zoeysmom]

46 minutes ago, Ubiquitous said:

I know I should, but I didn't give a damn about Sheree.

Shut up, Pharisee Phaedra.

How did they know the dog needed surgery?

I didn't realize it was so unclear-I fixed it for you.

Edited April 24, 2017 by zoeysmom

[Neurochick]

Kenya reminds me of Evelyn Lozada, the last piece of pizza that nobody wants, and a stale piece at that.

[KenyaJ]

Where did Phaedra go to law school? I can't even count how many times she misused  "hearsay" tonight. Those meetings with Johnnie made me wonder if she took Professional Responsibility. Now it looks like she skipped out on Evidence too.

Edited April 24, 2017 by KenyaJ

[Marley]

Phaedra is such a fake bitch. She's embarrassing to watch and not as funny and clever as she likes to think.

Porsha is so far up Phaedras ass it's embarrassing. Girl please get a fucking grip and your own thoughts. 

[ticklemepink]

I was actually touched by sheree sharing her story. A good moment in this otherwise forgettable reunion 

[Bronzedog]

There have been many times this season that I've gotten the impression that Sheree and Kenya actually like each other despite the drama on the show.

OT - Ashley from RH Potomac is replacing Kim Z on WWHL. Andy just said Kim's son Kash was bitten by a dog and is doing better.

[For Cereals]

54 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

She did sound like a kid that had just seen a Perry Mason rerun and decided they were going to become a lawyer.  Hearsay!

Or Mock Trial/Grade school mock government.  "Point of Order!"

[cooksdelight]

I fell asleep. Imagine that! Sounds like I didn't miss anything.

[hoosiermom]

1 hour ago, Ubiquitous said:

 

How did they know the dog needed surgery?

I see what you did there. Very astute! ?

[Misslindsey]

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What was up with Phaedra and her constant barking of "hearsay".  Did she take some remedial law courses to jog her memory or was she afraid that we forgot that she was Phaedra, esq.?

I thought she was going start shouting "objection" or asking to sidebar. Did she watch Law and Order in her spare time?

Porsha your head is so far up Phaedra's ass. It is like she has to run her thoughts and feelings by Phaedra first.

Not much happened, but it was still infinitely better than any of the RHOBH's reunion so far. At least I do not have to hear a rehash of panty-gate for the millionth time, talk about a bag of pills, or trot Kim Richards out, which is a win for me.

[hoosiermom]

Phaedra looked like a troll tonight. Just weird.

[RealReality]

3 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Shout out to Kenya for calling out Phaedra's tired ass rehearsed reads. She cant even get them out without stammering.

"Umm, you're a condo or a umm ahh townhouse" yeah thats it!

Except not.

I think it was like, "you're like an apartment someone converted to a townhouse," which....doesn't that mean she is more desirable since she is now a townhouse?  Not only was the delivery bad, but it just didn't make sense.

Also, Phaedra -- not wanting to talk about something isn't a justification for constantly lying about things.  If you don't want to talk about something, just say you don't want to talk about it.

And furthermore Phaedra  stop talking about hearsay, this is a housewives reunion, not court (where you still lose)

1 hour ago, Marley said:

Phaedra is such a fake bitch. She's embarrassing to watch and not as funny and clever as she likes to think.

Porsha is so far up Phaedras ass it's embarrassing. Girl please get a fucking grip and your own thoughts. 

Dummy Porsha..."I don't feel controlled"  Girl, of course you don't feel controlled, that would require some modicum of reasoning, reflection and intelligence on your part.

[AndySmith]

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She did sound like a kid that had just seen a Perry Mason rerun and decided they were going to become a lawyer.  Hearsay!

I'm surprised she didn't throw out an "Objection, your honor!" to Andy when things weren't going her way...

Edited April 24, 2017 by AndySmith

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Kenya reminds me of Evelyn Lozada, the last piece of pizza that nobody wants, and a stale piece at that.

If Matt is right, she already has a new boo, so clearly someone wants that pizza.  

Hey, even Phaedra pulled in Mr. Chocolate, so apparently the men of Atlanta will eat pizza straight from the ground.

2 hours ago, KenyaJ said:

Where did Phaedra go to law school? I can't even count how many times she misused  "hearsay" tonight. Those meetings with Johnnie made me wonder if she took Professional Responsibility. Now it looks like she skipped out on Evidence too.

I just can't with her.  I mean, nevermind misuse of the word hearsay.....this isn't a court of law, so WTF?

I also question whether PR was a required class when she went to law school, because hot damn!

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Neurochick said:

I still don't get why Kenya was so afraid of Porsha when Matt was the one who was actually violent.

Porsha was violent too.  Porsha doesn't become less violent because Matt is also violent.  And as Kenya pointed out, her relationship with Matt was much deeper than her relationship with Porsha.  Which means that she was willing to put up with more, and while Matt's behavior is absolutely unforgivable, he hasn't physically assaulted Kenya...whereas Porsha has.

I don't get how Porsha isn't actually violent, when she has assaulted multiple people...including Kenya.  

[Drumpf1737]

I can't watch it all in one sitting. I'm going to have a stroke from second-hand embarrassment. 

Why didn't Kenya start her journey on RHOA asking the women to introduce her to someone nice? Wouldn't that have been a better route to build friendships and keep an ongoing storyline? I just don't understand her desire to antagonize everyone.

I can't listen to Porsha talk. 

This show needs some new blood and Kim Zolciak ain't new or fresh.

Edited April 24, 2017 by Drumpf1737

[AndySmith]

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Kim Zolciak ain't new or fresh

Well, her face is new...

[zoeysmom]

1 hour ago, RealReality said:

If Matt is right, she already has a new boo, so clearly someone wants that pizza.  

Hey, even Phaedra pulled in Mr. Chocolate, so apparently the men of Atlanta will eat pizza straight from the ground.

I just can't with her.  I mean, nevermind misuse of the word hearsay.....this isn't a court of law, so WTF?

I also question whether PR was a required class when she went to law school, because hot damn!

Phaedra made me laugh when she did the presentation of the divorce decree with misspelled names knowing damn well it had been kicked by the Court.  Phaedra and all the questions as if the only party to know about the decree being kicked would be Apollo aka A. Edward Nita because there is no such thing as public records.  Grrr..

I loved the fact Andy showed all of Phaedra's lies.  Why is she on a reality show?  Is she such a fame whore and have such a lousy practice that she feels she can lie with impunity?

[zoeysmom]

12 minutes ago, Drumpf1737 said:

I can't watch it all in one sitting. I'm going to have a stroke from second-hand embarrassment. 

Why didn't Kenya start her journey on RHOA asking the women to introduce her to someone nice? Wouldn't that have been a better route to go to build friendships and keep an ongoing storyline? I just don't understand her desire to antagonize everyone.

I can't listen to Porsha talk. 

This show needs some new blood and Kim Zolciak and new or fresh.

I noticed Kenya had to amend her speech of thought when she tried to include "everybody" and then it was everybody except Cynthia and Kandi (and Claudia).  Since Kenya has arrived two of the three on the other couch have gotten divorced so I don't think anyone was really up for introducing Kenya to any appropriate suitors-given the three on the other couch track record they haven't been very successful on their second round.

I don't think Kim will be the shot in the arm she is being built up to be.  Whenever she speaks it sounds more like a bank account builder than show builder.  Then again Todd needs a new buddy-these women keep chasing the men folk off. ;-)

[RealReality]

20 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Phaedra made me laugh when she did the presentation of the divorce decree with misspelled names knowing damn well it had been kicked by the Court.  Phaedra and all the questions as if the only party to know about the decree being kicked would be Apollo aka A. Edward Nita because there is no such thing as public records.  Grrr..

I loved the fact Andy showed all of Phaedra's lies.  Why is she on a reality show?  Is she such a fame whore and have such a lousy practice that she feels she can lie with impunity?

Why is she on a reality show if she doesn't want to tell the truth and share any aspect of her actual life?

People get on Kenya all the time for fake boyfriends, but Phaedras entire life is lies, trickery and deceit.  Her entire line of nonsense about how she feels entitled to lie if someone is asking her a question she doesn't feel they have the right to know was downright ridiculous.  A reality show is about letting everyone in on your life in exchange for a very healthy paycheck.  The only way the viewing public can know about your life is if other castmembers ask you super personal questions.  Saying that you're allowed to lie because they don't deserve to know?  

thats the attitude then go live your life and be a private person, and make your money off of drug dealers in parking lots.  Its all a trade off, and you can't have the reward without the risk.  Its not like Phaedra is Sandra Bullock or any other Hollywood star who has a professional life separate from their personal life.  For a reality star, their personal life IS their professional life.

Phaedra seems to think if she just says it loud enough and has a piece of paper that no one else will listen to those who contradict her.  She probably thought everyone would just believe whatever lie she was selling.....I'm sure it burned her that Kenya and others knew the truth.

[RealReality]

54 minutes ago, Drumpf1737 said:

I can't watch it all in one sitting. I'm going to have a stroke from second-hand embarrassment. 

Why didn't Kenya start her journey on RHOA asking the women to introduce her to someone nice? Wouldn't that have been a better route to go to build friendships and keep an ongoing storyline? I just don't understand her desire to antagonize everyone.

I can't listen to Porsha talk. 

This show needs some new blood and Kim Zolciak ain't new or fresh.

I think every reality show like this needs a shit stirring villain and provocateur.  And I'm happy with Kenya in that role, she makes me laugh, she is wicked, but I feel its always done with a wink and a smile.  Even her histrionics and dramatics.  I also like that her shade and jokes are more intelligent than what the rest of the cast is serving (with the exception of Cynthia).  I agree with her on a lot of things, and I almost always find that she has a point that makes sense to me, and that she always seems willing to film with anyone and let things go.  Nene was a shit stirrer, but she took it too seriously and she would refuse to go on trips and hold grudges and it was just too much work.  That people don't like Kenya is fine, you're not supposed to like a villain, but I like her.  

I'm not sure if these women really know nice guys.  Kandi met Todd, but the men in her circle seem a little....rough around the edges.  The only single guys Phaedra seems to know are porn stars or guys who want to blow up her office.  Cynthia probably knows men, but they seem more based in new york and just 10-no to any of Peter's friends.  Sheree wasn't on the cast when Kenya joined, but she might know some ballers.  Porsha seems more like a high priced escort at this point, and the only man she could really land a relationship with had a very, very questionable job.

TL;DR -- there are a lot of low cards in that deck so I can understand Kenya looking for a new stack.

Edited April 24, 2017 by RealReality

[Talented Tenth]

5 hours ago, KenyaJ said:

Where did Phaedra go to law school? I can't even count how many times she misused  "hearsay" tonight. Those meetings with Johnnie made me wonder if she took Professional Responsibility. Now it looks like she skipped out on Evidence too.

Is there another definition of hearsay besides unsubstantiated second-hand information?

[RealReality]

6 minutes ago, Talented Tenth said:

Is there another definition of hearsay besides unsubstantiated second-hand information?

Hearsay is "an out of court statement used to prove the truth of the matter asserted"  

So, a) its really only a term used in court, and b) while I didn't catch all the back and forth, it didn't all sound like hearsay to me.

But either way, its a term used in court, if she wants to play by those rules than those texts to Apollo were also hearsay, since they were made off the show and were presented to prove that Kenya offered Apollo a blow job.  And if she really wants to play by those rules, all of her information about OLG is also likely hearsay, since the ooc statement can be verbal or written.....so, if she called on the phone and was told they weren't open yet, if she read it on yelp!, if someone told her it wasn't open yet.  All hearsay if presented to prove that the OLG wasn't open yet.

I think its silly to try to introduce formal rules of procedure to a reality show reunion...but whatever.

[renatae]

7 hours ago, bosawks said:

What was up with Phaedra and her constant barking of "hearsay".  Did she take some remedial law courses to jog her memory or was she afraid that we forgot that she was Phaedra, esq.?

LOL. That really stood out to me, too. Along with her usual reaction to her lying self being confronted, the haughty "I am unassailable" Phaekdra face, which along with the fact her mouth is running, proves she is lying. Coldest moment to me was when she said to former bestie Kandi, "What makes you think you are that important to me?" What, indeed, Phaedra? Obviously, she is.

[Ubiquitous]

8 hours ago, Marley said:

Phaedra is such a fake bitch. She's embarrassing to watch and not as funny and clever as she likes to think.

Porsha is so far up Phaedras ass it's embarrassing. Girl please get a fucking grip and your own thoughts. 

I did chuckle when Porsha exclaimed "I don't feel like I'm being manipulated!", bless her heart...

6 hours ago, RealReality said:

If Matt is right, she already has a new boo, so clearly someone wants that pizza.  

I suspect he's another fame whore or too stupid to realize what he's gotten himself into...

 

You know, I am so tired of Pharisee Phaedra continuing to claim that Kenya was stalking her husband after making such a show of that reconciliation prayer with Kenya. I find Kenya annoying but I'm glad they showed that clip of Porsha's non-apology to her.

[cooksdelight]

I think Kenya owns her behavior, she's come a long way from her first season. Kandi is one of those who will just walk away and not say anything, or grit her teeth and get in your face. Porsha blames it all on "I forgot" and Phaedra had enough heresays for a three week trial. 

[cooksdelight]

If it weren't for her big hair, I'd not have known she was sitting there.

[HunterHunted]

10 hours ago, Primal Slayer said:

Porsha trying to pull the bully card...girl bye.

Porsha has been bullied by P. Creonta Nita who has fed Porsha 3 full daily meals and 2 snacks made up of omissions, lies, and bullshit.

10 hours ago, Primal Slayer said:

The only thing that rubs me the wrong way with Sheree and her Bob storyline is that she spent the season trying to put Kenya down for Matts behavior. 

That right couch, Phaedra, Porsha, and Sheree, has an interesting relationship with the truth. Additionally, they seem to be almost completely lacking in empathy. Sheree did start off accusing Kenya of generally provoking people and then went specific with the example of Matt. It was really ugly behavior from Sheree.

11 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Shout out to Kenya for calling out Phaedra's tired ass rehearsed reads. She cant even get them out without stammering.

"Umm, you're a condo or a umm ahh townhouse" yeah thats it!

Except not.

I would have loved it if Kenya had followed up her diss about Phaedra's rehearsed reads with a "Phaedra, let's take it from the top. 5, 6, 7, 8" ala Debbie Allen in Fame. Rehearsed AF and still came out terrible. Try harder.

Also it's kind of unusual to convert a condo to a townhouse. It's much more common to convert a townhouse into a bunch of condos or apartments. 

I'm completely over Phaekdra, Fakedra, Phauxdra Parks. Too many lies.

11 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

So far I'm not seeing the need for 4 parts.

I'm guessing like the "Dinner Party from Hell" on Beverly Hills that everything pops off 15 minutes before the end of filming.

[bichonblitz]

10 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Kenya, stop hiring actors.

Exactly. Kenya has a new boyfriend. She sure doesn't have any problem getting them. It's keeping them that's the issue. 

[islandgal140]

Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Attorneys like Phaedra are the reason that lawyer jokes exist. 

So God bothering, prayer cloth carrying Phaedra thinks someone merely asking her a question entitles her to lie to them? Good to know. That must be an example of that Christian charity I hear so much about. 

I don't see what can be gained from Phaedra intentionally misspelling the names on the divorce filings. She already paid him $100k - allegedly. This mistakes just gives him another chance to get a bigger settlement, which is what he always wanted because that $100k doesn't put a dent in the millions he owes.

Creonta?!?!

Edited April 24, 2017 by islandgal140

[ZaldamoWilder]

11 hours ago, Neurochick said:

I still don't get why Kenya was so afraid of Porsha when Matt was the one who was actually violent.

Kenya, stop hiring actors.

Kandi, take the bedsheet off your head.

Phaedra, if you're going to be on a reality show, you have to share something real or you'll be as fake as Kenya.

RealReality beat me to it, I was finna say because as physically intimidating as she may or may not find Matt, it was lil ole Porsha who's laid hands on Kenya.   And Cynthia.   And Jamie.    Yup, I do remember him smacking the limo driver.  That's not to be ignored, but we're talking about why Kenya has reason to be more fearful of Porsha than Matt.    The Petty LaBelle in me sort of loved when Porsha said she'd apologized to each of Cynthia and Kenya for her actions.  Baby who?  Before the footage came up I told the tv:  no you did not.  Then Phaedra acknowledged my outburst by whispering to Porsha under her clothes:  will you please just apologize now for the record.  Then Porsha saying it's on camera.   Then BravoTeamPetty rolling the tape of her not saying sorry to Kenya.   Nah girl.

6 hours ago, RealReality said:

I think every reality show like this needs a shit stirring villain and provocateur.  And I'm happy with Kenya in that role, she makes me laugh, she is wicked, but I feel its always done with a wink and a smile.  Even her histrionics and dramatics.  I also like that her shade and jokes are more intelligent than what the rest of the cast is serving (with the exception of Cynthia).  I agree with her on a lot of things, and I almost always find that she has a point that makes sense to me, and that she always seems willing to film with anyone and let things go.  Nene was a shit stirrer, but she took it too seriously and she would refuse to go on trips and hold grudges and it was just too much work.  That people don't like Kenya is fine, you're not supposed to like a villain, but I like her.  

I'm not sure if these women really know nice guys.  Kandi met Todd, but the men in her circle seem a little....rough around the edges.  The only single guys Phaedra seems to know are porn stars or guys who want to blow up her office.  Cynthia probably knows men, but they seem more based in new york and just 10-no to any of Peter's friends.  Sheree wasn't on the cast when Kenya joined, but she might know some ballers.  Porsha seems more like a high priced escort at this point, and the only man she could really land a relationship with had a very, very questionable job.

TL;DR -- there are a lot of low cards in that deck so I can understand Kenya looking for a new stack.

I've turned a corner.  I won't say I like her, because I've gotta also trust you to like you.   I will say that I'm more convinced now than I ever have been that she's playing a character and yes, that character is the mustache twirling Cruella de Moore.   Either that, or her ability to hold and nurse a grudge is fading.  Because three times now, I've witnessed her console someone she was in vehement disagreement with all season long and just moments before.   In the van ride, she hugged Sheree, who she'd been having that silly whose Mcmansion is finishedest word-war with for months.  A couple seasons ago she got up and hugged Nene after the my mom wasn't shit breakdown and last night when Sheree finished telling her story, she was the only one to get up and go to her.    I'm not sure if it says something about someone that they're able to convince me so thoroughly that they're a believable asshole or that it says something about me that I can't spot for the act it is, but either way, what I will say is I like that she can put aside tv shenanigenery for bigger picture real empathy.   I think.  lol.

5 hours ago, Talented Tenth said:

Is there another definition of hearsay besides unsubstantiated second-hand information?

This is the other thing I came to say.  Phaedra's probably tied for tops of my least favorite but she used hearsay accurately.  It's introducing the first hand account of a person who was a party to a conversation, you yourself were not a party to or introducing their testimony without them being present to testify themselves, but whose information you're relying upon and attempting to report as true.   I mean she's Matlocking for no damn reason, but she used the term correctly.  I don't remember what she was talking about specifically but Kandi said I know you said such and such because so and so said you did.   I don't believe her, but Phaedra's right to say you can't say what so and so said was true because you weren't a party to that conversation.  Oh! yeah yeah yeah you guys, the whole Drama thing showing up at Phaedras office and the following dumbass conversation about the difference between security and bodyguard.    When she asked them all well don't ya'll travel with security and they all said no, I laughed a little.   

32 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

Porsha has been bullied by P. Creonta Nita who has fed Porsha 3 full daily meals and 2 snacks made up of omissions, lies, and bullshit.

That right couch, Phaedra, Porsha, and Sheree, has an interesting relationship with the truth. Additionally, they seem to be almost completely lacking in empathy. Sheree did start off accusing Kenya of generally provoking people and then went specific with the example of Matt. It was really ugly behavior from Sheree.

I would have loved it if Kenya had followed up her diss about Phaedra's rehearsed reads with a "Phaedra, let's take it from the top. 5, 6, 7, 8" ala Debbie Allen in Fame. Rehearsed AF and still came out terrible. Try harder.

 

Also it's kind of unusual to convert a condo to a townhouse. It's much more common to convert a townhouse into a bunch of condos or apartments. 

I'm completely over Phaekdra, Fakedra, Phauxdra Parks. Too many lies.

I'm guessing like the "Dinner Party from Hell" on Beverly Hills that everything pops off 15 minutes before the end of filming.

Please shutup and keep talking!

Yassss Mrs. Debra Allen Nixon.   Werk, witcha piece of ole nasty wash and set!  Because fame costs....and right here is where you start paying.   

Moment of silence on tivo.   I struggled for about a minute while I tried to figure out what she meant.   Does nobody want a townhouse?  Is that not a come up from a condo?  Aren't they both kind of nice?  Don't both mean you own not rent?   It seemed like a natural place to stop and go get some rice pudding.  If anyone has anymore input on how the hell this could possibly be an insult please come back and share.    I just don't know.  It's clunky as fuck.

Phaedra:  I have something for you Andy

Andy:  oh attorney Parks some evidence for the court

Phaedra:  yes my final divorce decree

Andy:  {reads papers} then:  but with this and your pregnancy due date, you can kinda see how everybody would be a little confused by your timelines

Phaedra:  I don't feel the need to share information with anyone except my real friends

'damo:  then. don't. say. shit.   lyin ass heffa. 

p.s.  I'm not sure if I like it or hate it but Andy pressing Kenya to admit to parking lot sex.  Hee Hee.