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Well this is going to suck for little Jackson.  He's going to be bumped down the importance ladder with Matt.  A non-little person boy is Matt's ultimate #1.  We saw it with how he treated Germy & Zach.  Plus you know that these two will make sure it's all about their little "farmer boy" & "girlsie" while pushing Jackson & the new baby girl (most likely also to be a little person) out. 

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47 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Wonder if they'll name him Flame.

I had to look up some synonyms for ember and related words...they have some wonderful choices!  Soot, Ash (could actually work) Slag, Coal, Clinker, Smut, Cinder, Spark (also not horrible?) Char, Stoke, Slack, Culm...

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17 hours ago, Caracoa1 said:

I'm surprised she hasn't started talking about her upcoming natural, unmedicated childbirth.

I figure with Tori mentioning how hard this pregnancy has been on her, we're going to get the full on sunshine & unicorns perfect pregnancy from Auj.  Tori mentioned feeling like she "got big much quicker" and is uncomfortable with her body, so that means we'll get beautiful pregnant body & how you just have to learn to love your body with Always More written on her belly from Auj. 

After Tori has her baby, then we'll get the month of labor plan, sunshine, blahblahblahblahpukeblahblah perfect everything from little miss perfect. 

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On 8/22/2019 at 3:54 PM, Steff said:

I figure with Tori mentioning how hard this pregnancy has been on her, we're going to get the full on sunshine & unicorns perfect pregnancy from Auj.  Tori mentioned feeling like she "got big much quicker" and is uncomfortable with her body, so that means we'll get beautiful pregnant body & how you just have to learn to love your body with Always More written on her belly from Auj. 

After Tori has her baby, then we'll get the month of labor plan, sunshine, blahblahblahblahpukeblahblah perfect everything from little miss perfect. 

When do we get to break the news to these self-absorbed funksters (or whatever they're calling their precious selves these days) that they're not doing anything any more special than what I, and my mother, and my grandmother (who bore FOURTEEN) to life and thriving existence did - and all without social media cheering squads?

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50 minutes ago, judyjudyjudy said:

It floors me that a few days at a ranch and they are convinced Ember is a true farm girl.  Does it not occur to them that every child her age enjoys playing outside?  She is not special...she is quite ordinary. 

No because their kid has to be the specialist. She's not oldest grandkid, not a boy and not little so she HAS to be the farmerist.

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On 8/27/2019 at 2:42 PM, judyjudyjudy said:

It floors me that a few days at a ranch and they are convinced Ember is a true farm girl.  Does it not occur to them that every child her age enjoys playing outside?  She is not special...she is quite ordinary. 

I hope Glowing charcoal, I mean Ember, goes thru what I went thru when it comes to "farm girl".   I'm a city girl who spent every summer at my grandparent's cattle ranch.  At first it was a blast, always had fun no matter what we were doing.  Feeding the cows?  Most exciting moment of the day.  Going fishing with PawPaw?  sign me up first!   The older I got, the less I enjoyed it.  Every year I liked it a little bit less.  Feed the cows? cows are gross & slobber & stink. Go fishing?  I saw a snake & no thank you.  Play in the hay barn? I'll just sit over here & sneeze for the next hour while you load the hay.  By around age 10, I wasn't going outside unless someone drug me out there.  By 13 I had stopped going for the whole summer & only did a week.  The only fun was horseback riding, but I had a helicopter gramma who wouldn't let me do it unless pawpaw could supervise & he had ranch stuff to do all day. 

I hope she becomes the girliest girlsie to every girly.  That she rolls her eyes & loathes all the "farm girl" stuff they try to push on her.  That she cooly looks at her wanna be perfect mom & out perfects her with a snotty "I don't want to get my dress dirty" ewwwww dirt attitude.  

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1 hour ago, BradandJanet said:

I'm not convinced that Jer and Auj aren't interested in adding the Roloff farm (or part of it) to their portfolio. Jeremy might consider himself a "farmer," but even that's a stretch.

Oh I'm sure Jer and Oddj expext to get the farm free of charge abd will sell ASAP

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Ok, I will enter the name game. Everything they do is dripping with self importance so I am going with Westley as a name. Think The Princess Bride. They can talk about the magic nights bonding over their mutual love of the movie and... and... what did Buttercup call Westley? Farm boy! 

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I need to get a hobby because I've been thinking way too much about this new baby photo prop's name.  I'm gonna pick either Blaze/Blaise (because duh) or Phoenix. I could see them not really grasping the idea of a Phoenix rising from the ashes/Ember & instead thinking "oh how cute they'd be name connected".   But I also wouldn't put it past them to go simplistic like Ember with something as stupid as "Flame". 

I thought about Loki, since some consider him a God of Fire.  But since he is a God, I figure that would go against their whole religious nonsense. Or they could just weird and name him Carhartt after their favorite jackets.  Maybe they'll honor his conception by  naming him Treehouse Bedpost.

I really need to find a hobby. 

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6 hours ago, Steff said:

I need to get a hobby because I've been thinking way too much about this new baby photo prop's name.  I'm gonna pick either Blaze/Blaise (because duh) or Phoenix. I could see them not really grasping the idea of a Phoenix rising from the ashes/Ember & instead thinking "oh how cute they'd be name connected".   But I also wouldn't put it past them to go simplistic like Ember with something as stupid as "Flame". 

I thought about Loki, since some consider him a God of Fire.  But since he is a God, I figure that would go against their whole religious nonsense. Or they could just weird and name him Carhartt after their favorite jackets.  Maybe they'll honor his conception by  naming him Treehouse Bedpost.

I really need to find a hobby. 

I think it would be #Carhartt

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On 9/2/2019 at 9:59 AM, ginger90 said:

9 pictures:

9 pictures: “it obviously takes more than want” 🤦‍♀️

Jeremy is going to make a "game plan" (ha, ha) to acquire the farm life that touches him so much and fulfills his yearning & burning for land? Does that involve a certain farm that has appeared in a reality television show for years? Most people's game plan for acquiring things involves getting a job, earning money, and saving it. I wonder if Jer has considered that approach? 

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6 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Jeremy is going to make a "game plan" (ha, ha) to acquire the farm life that touches him so much and fulfills his yearning & burning for land? Does that involve a certain farm that has appeared in a reality television show for years? Most people's game plan for acquiring things involves getting a job, earning money, and saving it. I wonder if Jer has considered that approach? 

And yet, they are re-doing their backyard and hired the job out because, as Jeremy said in an Insta-story "it was too much work".  So, he wants to be a farmer but not do much work, apparently. 

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1 hour ago, judyjudyjudy said:

And yet, they are re-doing their backyard and hired the job out because, as Jeremy said in an Insta-story "it was too much work".  So, he wants to be a farmer but not do much work, apparently. 

So true. I think Jeremy is lazy and spoiled. He wants things but doesn't appear to want to work for them. As pretentious as I find Audrey, I give her credit for trying to make things happen. 

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On 9/2/2019 at 9:59 AM, ginger90 said:

9 pictures:

9 pictures: “it obviously takes more than want” 🤦‍♀️

"Decisions and a game plan"? Like, maybe, knock off the moonpie foolishness and get yourselves honest-to-goodness JOBS?

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It is funny that he hired the backyard sod project out but wants to run a farm...or at least live at one?  I think he's seen how his dad "runs" the farm and its not through any physical labor on Matt's part because he simply can't.  Jer probably thinks running a farm is telling farm hands what to do.  The fact that pumpkin "season" is literally 8 days a year probably doesn't reinforce the need for hardwork all year around.

Zach isn't a full time worker either, right?  Molly's the only one with a "job."  Don't Izzy and Jacob live with Amy and Jacob is a "writer."  It would be funny if Jacob ended up with the farm (since he's really never left) after all of Jer's talk of being a farmer.

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I think toddlers are typically just the cutest.  But Ember is...not.

I also don't like seeing little kids handling animals like she is in the picture above.  Clearly the cats wants down.  The cat would have every right to scratch or bite if its request for "down" is ignored.  But then again, I do love kitties over kiddies.  😼

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On 9/3/2019 at 3:44 PM, judyjudyjudy said:

And yet, they are re-doing their backyard and hired the job out because, as Jeremy said in an Insta-story "it was too much work".  So, he wants to be a farmer but not do much work, apparently. 

Jeremy wants to be a Gentleman Farmer!

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