Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore

[surfgirl]

Plexus Schmexus. The main thing here is:

A. Christine and her new husband and Janelle are on a bitchin vacay

B. For earning money that they do not have to fork over to Douche and Brows.

And you know both of those things are probably eating Douche and Brows up. So I'm here for that shit, alllll of it!

[Absolom]

I especially love the part about the two selfish toads can see the results of the money so they know it's there and they can't touch it.  

[ginger90]

[Absolom]

Now NYC?  Christine is definitely enjoying travel and going out.

[Gramto6]

10 minutes ago, Absolom said:

Now NYC?  Christine is definitely enjoying travel and going out.

Good for her! I hope they had a good time together. I don't think the sister had ever been mentioned on the show. 

[zenme]

Is that the sister they stayed with during Ysabel’s recovery?

[ginger90]

5 minutes ago, zenme said:

Is that the sister they stayed with during Ysabel’s recovery?

I believe she is.

[mythoughtis]

They went to Disney for their honeymoon.  The cruise  was just a nice perk

[Gramto6]

2 hours ago, zenme said:

Is that the sister they stayed with during Ysabel’s recovery?

 

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I believe she is.

 

Ah, yes, I forgot about where Ysabel stayed after her surgery.

[General Days]

3 hours ago, zenme said:

Is that the sister they stayed with during Ysabel’s recovery?

 

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I believe she is.

That makes sense. That sister lives in New Jersey, right?

[ginger90]

3 minutes ago, General Days said:

 

That makes sense. That sister lives in New Jersey, right?

She was when Ysabel had her surgery.

[oliviabenson]

On 11/7/2023 at 1:54 AM, Elodia said:

Plus, they're on a Plexus Cruise, so they won't have to watch their calorie intake, because, you know, that pink drink will sort it out  😉

Haha I snorted. Maybe the pink drink gives you the runs and you lose weight like that. 

[Chris Knight]

On 11/4/2023 at 9:00 PM, Jeanne222 said:

And she really looks happy!  Its been a long time coming for Christine!  😍

And Janelle appears to be happy for her ! Yay ! Go to hell, Kody and Robyn.

[ginger90]

Mitch built a table for Christine and David.

[RazzleberryPie]

That table is beautiful and looks well made. 

[Gramto6]

That table is stunning!! Mitch is a very talented woodworker!! 

[Scarlett45]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Mitch built a table for Christine and David.

Yes it’s gorgeous. 

[Rabbit Hutch]

What a beautiful table!  Oh, that's gorgeous!!! Hope Christine takes good care of it...she seems to be hard on furniture, and rentals.  😏

[Tuxcat]

Gorgeous table!

Oh and that cover up thing is marketed as a "DRESS" so I think given her sandals and David's attire, she's "dressed" for dinner.

Attached a pic for reference and another pic also marked as a DRESS - so it could have been worse!

 

[xwordfanatik]

I saw on Reddit that Christine is getting ink for being one of the most courageous women on reality TV.  Crybrows is probably ten shades of green right about now!  😂

[Orcinus orca]

52 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

I saw on Reddit that Christine is getting ink for being one of the most courageous women on reality TV.  Crybrows is probably ten shades of green right about now!  😂

While I hope that Sobbyn is writhing, I seriously take umbrage with calling Christine the most courageous woman on reality tv. Seriously? She walked from a dumpster fire into a palace so it's not like she suffered for her move in the least. And I will never forget that she let Kootie treat her kids like crap for all those years. It wasn't until they were adults that she decided to fight back. Hardly a heroine!

Every one of the women is profiting from the show so it's not like they were putting themselves in jeopardy by leaving.

[Elizzikra]

19 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Mitch built a table for Christine and David.

That is beautiful! If Mitch isn’t doing woodworking as a a career, he should be!

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, Elizzikra said:

That is beautiful! If Mitch isn’t doing woodworking as a a career, he should be!

He has his own business as a carpenter

[surfgirl]

2 hours ago, Orcinus orca said:

While I hope that Sobbyn is writhing, I seriously take umbrage with calling Christine the most courageous woman on reality tv. Seriously? She walked from a dumpster fire into a palace so it's not like she suffered for her move in the least. And I will never forget that she let Kootie treat her kids like crap for all those years. It wasn't until they were adults that she decided to fight back. Hardly a heroine!

Every one of the women is profiting from the show so it's not like they were putting themselves in jeopardy by leaving.

I think it's easy to armchair quarterback on Christine, Janelle and Meri wrt how and when they finally left Douche, but for me and probably those who said she was courageous, is that she was in an emotionally abusive cult relationship with a narcissist and I would presume that what Douche did when the cameras were not around was far worse than the horrible no good awful bullshit we see him doing and saying on camera. If he's that unselfaware that he thinks he's coming off somehow as righteous or a good husband/father, then he's far sicker in the head than I thought he was. So I will always give wide berth to all three wives who've left, even Meri whom I dislike, but for whom I can muster up empathy because she too was in an emotionally abusive relationship with a cult leader and narcissist. That is a very scary situation to be in, and the way Christine handled it was like a pro. I believe she had an excellent therapist guiding her through those waters. I say good for her! She found love, she's remarried to a seemingly nice guy, enjoying her new life fully. Good for her, you GO girl!

ETA: One way a cult/narcissist exerts power over another is to control their finances so that they cannot just up and leave when they want to. That is exactly what happened to all three OG wives, though Janelle got screwed over the worst IMO, because she believed Douche would do right by her in the end, and we see how that turned out for her. When this show began, there was not really social media as it exists today, so he probably had no inkling that the three OG wives could actually strike out on their own and actually make a decent income. I'm not a fan of pyramid schemes but again, I give C&J some grace on this one because it was a way out of the cult for them and if I were them I'd have done whatever was the best to get me out of that situation. Meri seems to be doing well with her Lulucrap, so more power to her. Sobbyn is a lazy piece of shit and has always been the useless wife in the equation, so Douche is stuck now trying to figure out how to survive financially with his lazy ass love wife and her permanent child residents. That's 7 mouths to feed for a guy with zero edumacation and skills. Good luck Douchie!

Edited November 22, 2023 by surfgirl

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, Orcinus orca said:

I seriously take umbrage with calling Christine the most courageous woman on reality tv

She wasn’t named the most courageous, the title of the article:

“Behold, Variety’s 40 Most Powerful Women on Reality TV in 2023”

[xwordfanatik]

3 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

She wasn’t named the most courageous, the title of the article:

“Behold, Variety’s 40 Most Powerful Women on Reality TV in 2023”

Thank you!  I misread it.  

[laurakaye]

5 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

She wasn’t named the most courageous, the title of the article:

“Behold, Variety’s 40 Most Powerful Women on Reality TV in 2023”

Cue Kody's kidneys wailing in agony while he rends his Ed Hardy shirts into pieces while Robyn rage-scribbles her eyebrows on until they're halfway up her forehead.

Brava, Christine!

Edited November 22, 2023 by laurakaye

[ginger90]

3 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Thank you!  I misread it.  

You said “one of” which is correct. 😊

[Tuxcat]

2 hours ago, surfgirl said:

So I will always give wide berth to all three wives who've left, even Meri whom I dislike, but for whom I can muster up empathy because she too was in an emotionally abusive relationship with a cult leader and narcissist.

I guess my issue is that if they are going to name Christine "powerful" for leaving, then they should name all three. Is it because Christine went first? Maybe, but she had parachutes ready and willing to support her. Her mom had broken free years ago and of course she has 6 kids and in-laws to lean on. The struggle to leave was different for each one of the wives - and Im not sure one story is more "powerful" than another.

[goofygirl]

On 11/21/2023 at 3:47 PM, ginger90 said:

Mitch built a table for Christine and David.

Wowza! Beautiful!

[Meow Mix]

I think Christine is getting the most attention because she went first.  Meri has been made to look pathetic for years and Janelle was just there until this season, so that is probably why Christine was singled out.  Honestly after reading Jill (Duggar) Dillard's book, I would give her the edge over all of them because even though she was married, she went through some real crap to get to where she is today.

[surfgirl]

The other thing I forgot to say about Douchie and his current state of living with his Lazy Love Wife, who does nothing but sleep in, then hoarder-shop for her Precious Moments and bad artwork, is that he did say last seasons I think, that what scares him the most is poverty and being brokeass broke. Well, I think he's on his way up BrokeAss Mountain and aint nobody comin' with a rescue package!

[Tuxcat]

On the last episode Christine said she went to college. Do we know what her degree was in? I don't recall hearing this before.

[Orcinus orca]

5 hours ago, Tuxcat said:

On the last episode Christine said she went to college. Do we know what her degree was in? I don't recall hearing this before.

She said she went to college, not that she graduated. My guess would be a semester or two at most.  And it might have been one of those Mormon colleges where the MRS degree is the goal.

[ginger90]

On her Facebook she has,  “Studied at Salt Lake Community College West Valley”.

[General Days]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

On her Facebook she has,  “Studied at Salt Lake Community College West Valley”.

So she may not have even gotten her associates degree.

[Orcinus orca]

12 minutes ago, General Days said:

So she may not have even gotten her associates degree.

I'd bet the pot she didn't.

[DeeReynolds]

A knife to Kody's remaining kidney?

https://people.com/tlc-announces-sister-wives-special-christine-brown-david-woolley-wedding-8407023

[Shelbie]

I think his spleen might feel like it’s being stabbed when he doesn’t get a penny from this special.

[Texasmom1970]

I know many find Christine to be overly animated. All I can say is I am happy to see her free of Kotex and getting an opportunity to go out and live. And if her happiness pisses Kotex head off even better!!

[Natalie68]

1 hour ago, Texasmom1970 said:

I know many find Christine to be overly animated. All I can say is I am happy to see her free of Kotex and getting an opportunity to go out and live. And if her happiness pisses Kotex head off even better!!

I do not mind her exuberance!  If I finally became free of an asshole like Kody I might just be grossly giddy as well!

[Meow Mix]

On 11/29/2023 at 1:36 PM, Natalie68 said:

I do not mind her exuberance!  If I finally became free of an asshole like Kody I might just be grossly giddy as well!

Same.  And I think I've said it elsewhere, Christine never got much of an adolescence since she married so young, so she is living that now.  She'll settle down eventually, but she will always have some of the dramatic in her because that is who she is.

[Jeanne222]

I’m getting a bit tired of Christine pontificating!

You’r free girlfriend..go enjoy your new husband and life. 

Please someone take the microphone away from her. 

[OlderThanDirt]

I'm looking forward to the wedding special because it looks like almost all of the kids were there, even Leon and Audrey. Was Gwen there?  I'm much more interested in the kids stories than I am in the rehash of the whining older generation.

[ginger90]

6 hours ago, OlderThanDirt said:

Was Gwen there? 

No

[ginger90]

[Orcinus orca]

Honeymooners.  Sheesh.

[Teri313]

I wish she would change her name to Woolley professionally. I'm sure Kody thinks she needs his name to succeed. I don't think she does at all, especially since David will now be featured on the show. Dump Kody once and for all, all of him, clean slate. Fingers crossed she will after the wedding special.

[General Days]

If I divorced and remarried in my 50s, I'd be reticent to change my last name from my first husband's name, because that is my children's name. If I became professionally known under that name, I think it would be even harder.

Part of me would like to see Christine revert to Allred (her maiden name), so there was one more Allred who left the AUB (which is often known as "the Allred Group").

[Teri313]

She has already legally changed her name to Woolley, and only uses Brown for the show. Anyone who knows/follows her knows that she is now married to David, so I don't think it would confuse anyone, especially since she will be getting married on the show. I think it would be bolder of her to take that step 100% and not stay safe with/dependent on Kody's name. And from what I've read, she seemed excited to change her name. When she talks about keeping Brown, she says it's only because she used it for 14 years (how long she's been on the show), she doesn't say 25 years (how long she's been in the family). As far as the kids go, they are all adults except for Truly (who will be soon enough), and most of them are married. I doubt it really matters to them. And I don't know why she would want to use Allred. That just drags her back to the AUB and polygamy. She has moved on. JMO