S05.E12: Drama Queens

[talula]

Yeah, Kyle totally falls prey to this stuff every. single. time.

Come on Kyle get a back bone and don't let Kim and Brandi drag you around by your hair. Let their shenanigans roll off your back-fat! ;)  Now if Brandi or Kim call you hag-face or criticize your man-hands all bets are off...only kidding ;)

 

Kyles got to stop letting these two mopes get under her skin...she's better than that. 

 

Happier days...

 

Edited February 3, 2015 by RealityTVSmack1

[DebbieM4]

I don't really see it as Eileen and Lisa R "clutching pearls" or "acting above it". I think it's just a real reaction to grown women arguing and fighting like high school girls.

I don't know the last time I saw something like that happen IRL, so my reaction might be the same.

 

I agree.  They are the voice(s) of reason, and I think they respond in the same way that most people would.  It helps a lot that they're both articulate and they both can be funny.  And I give them credit for not getting any more involved than they need to be.

[breezy424]

Come on Kyle get a back bone and don't let Kim and Brandi drag you around by your hair. Let their shenanigans roll off your back-fat! ;)  Now if Brandi or Kim call you hag-face or criticize your man-hands all bets are off...only kidding ;)

 

Kyles got to stop letting these two mopes get under her skin...she's better than that. 

 

Happier days...

I think Kyle does have a back bone but when it comes to family, that all kind of falls apart.  It's just easily more said than done.

[talula]

I think Kyle does have a back bone but when it comes to family, that all kind of falls apart.  It's just easily more said than done.

This whole addiction/sister conflict thing is getting old. Kyle may be extremely uncomfortable believing that Kim is sharing family secrets with Brandi as revenge against her. Secrets that she does not wish to suddenly appear on RHOBH. If Kim & Kyle weren't on a show together it wouldn't be as threatening. Bottom line is Kim's close dependency on Brandi is enough to cause Kyle major anxiety. Brandi and Kim are aware of the harm they are causing Kyle...and it appears neither of them cares. So the torture continues tomorrow night. I just wish she could blow off the two trouble makers. Once she ignored them they'd be forced to look for another story line.

[motorcitymom65]

But it's also opinion that there was never a Take Lisa Down plan in season 2.  I think there was. Just because it wasn't successful, doesn't mean they didn't try.  These women can't implement a plan against Lisa, they are too ham handed. And I think the Gorgas came on to take Teresa down or Bravo wouldn't have hired them.  It's true though, that's my opinion.  We'll never know for sure because Bravo won't tell us.  And I do think Kyle knew (or at least hoped) that there was going to be a showdown for Lisa in PR.  She knew Brandi was on the outs with her before they got there.  These women all know that drama happens on the trips.  By  deductive reasoning I am sure they try to figure out who will be the victim each trip!

 

And Ken and Lisa are sabotaging themselves I think this season by keeping themselves separate.  The action is happening, and the show is going on without them.  They are showing the producers that maybe they aren't so indispensable after all.  Ken's a grump, and it may backfire.  FWIW, his therapy comments to Taylor were the first chink in the armor for me.  But his strong points are his unfailing devotion and support of his wife and his love of animals  

But who was involved if there was a plan? Not Camille as we know. Brandi later said that Kyle was never mentioned or involved in any manner. I guess that just leaves Taylor. Some "plan", huh? 

 

At the end of the day, this is what Brandi has brought to us and why she should go. Imagine what S3 would have been like without the aftermath of her lies. Folks hated Kyle because she was supposedly involved in this plot. Sure, they had other reasons, such as her calling Lisa manipulative, but all of the ladies hurl words at each other at the reunions. By reunion standards it was actually kind of mild. The thing that was hard to get past was the idea that Kyle would have planned with the other ladies to embarrass and humiliate Lisa on camera. This was repeated time and time again or forums and in blogs and absolutely tainted the way that folks felt about Kyle.

 

An even better example, although really just more of the same, is to imagine what S3 would have been like had Brandi never claimed that Adrienne sued her. It is a little bit hard to envision, as that lie ended up becoming the narrative for most of the season. There would have been no argument with Mauricio over dinner, and thus no reason for Ken to get angry at Mauricio as well. No argument in Vegas when the topic came up. No drama at the Tea Party, or the White Party. No reason for Taylor to basically turn on Adrienne. More importantly, folks could have left that season thinking of Adrienne very differently. She would have been much more of a sympathetic character once people understood what Brandi had said, if folks didn't think that this rich bitch was trying to bully the poor single gal. 

 

That is what Brandi does. She can say later that she didn't mean it, or correct the record but it is too late. Look at how often the "take down" deal is repeated, despite the fact that it is a lie. She very casually and quietly dismantled the notion, the same way she did the lawsuit. Didn't make a big deal out of it, or make any grand proclamations. She just set the record straight but by the time she did no one really cared and the overall feeling and emotion of the original lie stuck. Sounds like she plans to do this again with Kim and Kyle. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. 

[zoeysmom]

But who was involved if there was a plan? Not Camille as we know. Brandi later said that Kyle was never mentioned or involved in any manner. I guess that just leaves Taylor. Some "plan", huh? 

 

At the end of the day, this is what Brandi has brought to us and why she should go. Imagine what S3 would have been like without the aftermath of her lies. Folks hated Kyle because she was supposedly involved in this plot. Sure, they had other reasons, such as her calling Lisa manipulative, but all of the ladies hurl words at each other at the reunions. By reunion standards it was actually kind of mild. The thing that was hard to get past was the idea that Kyle would have planned with the other ladies to embarrass and humiliate Lisa on camera. This was repeated time and time again or forums and in blogs and absolutely tainted the way that folks felt about Kyle.

 

An even better example, although really just more of the same, is to imagine what S3 would have been like had Brandi never claimed that Adrienne sued her. It is a little bit hard to envision, as that lie ended up becoming the narrative for most of the season. There would have been no argument with Mauricio over dinner, and thus no reason for Ken to get angry at Mauricio as well. No argument in Vegas when the topic came up. No drama at the Tea Party, or the White Party. No reason for Taylor to basically turn on Adrienne. More importantly, folks could have left that season thinking of Adrienne very differently. She would have been much more of a sympathetic character once people understood what Brandi had said, if folks didn't think that this rich bitch was trying to bully the poor single gal. 

 

That is what Brandi does. She can say later that she didn't mean it, or correct the record but it is too late. Look at how often the "take down" deal is repeated, despite the fact that it is a lie. She very casually and quietly dismantled the notion, the same way she did the lawsuit. Didn't make a big deal out of it, or make any grand proclamations. She just set the record straight but by the time she did no one really cared and the overall feeling and emotion of the original lie stuck. Sounds like she plans to do this again with Kim and Kyle. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. 

Season 3's ratings went down and I believe it was because of Brandi trying to manufacture a storyline of David vs. Goliath.  Because what Brandi did was so repugnant and Bravo having to obscure what she did only a portion of the audience knew what was going on.  Brandi has become the one that tries to manipulate the story lines with her behavior first it was going after Eileen by throwing wine on her, next we have her (again) disrupting a dinner party and insulting a famous guest, now it is insulting the hosts and Kyle.  Kim and Kyle's breakdown Season 1 got a ton of ratings Brandi just wants to be the Adrienne of the next big scene and it isn't working-Adrienne was truly concerned and trying to be neutral.

[Mozelle]

Did you notice how Kyle immediately spun around into pleading with her to be told why Kim was disappointed? And I thought Kyle sounded almost teary. They've done that dance a thousand times at least and their mother danced it with them first. I really think that was Big Kathy we were hearing.

 

Yes! Like clockwork, Kyle moved into wanting to know what she'd done. Kim is a master manipulator in that regard. She gets to shift the story so that Kyle is worried about what she did to bother Kim, and Kim gets to not answer, only repeate how hurt she is and how disappointed she is. She doesn't ever have to actually answer Kyle's question about what she (Kyle) did; she just gets to be exaseprated by Kyle.

 

It happened at the poker night debacle in the driveway. Kyle kept pleading with Kim about what she did and all Kim could do was ask, "I don't know! What did you do?!" 

[copacabana]

Well, before this upcoming episode with Max searching for his birth parents is shown, I will point out the following:  As a viewing audience, we have barely seen Max -- maybe half a dozen times over 4 seasons? He has been less-seen than any of the children who have been seen at all on this show.

 

So, now, out of the blue, without warning, Max just happens to be present and just happens to be filmed while he raises these issues about his birth parents with Lisa-- who of course will demonstrate, on camera, what a perfect and loving parent she is, as she wipes away a perfect little tear with a perfect pink hanky?

 

In all the watching of this show and the other HW shows, this may be the most consciously contrived storyline and deliberate pandering to the audience I have ever seen.  I have no doubt whatsoever that Lisa scripted this story for the camera  this season to burnish her image after the Dream Team gang ups, the manipulations and character assassinations of others last season. And I am not saying the struggles of adoptive parents and children are not real or are not worthy of attention, compassion and discussion. I am saying THIS exposition of it by Lisa is quite calculated to garner attention for herself (screen time?) and put a halo over her own head.

 

I will definitely be fast-forwarding through this BS.

 

Yup.  In full agreement.  Also a way to clean up her act from the Vanderpump Rules backsplash of pure yuck.  And to keep her on camera without having to interact with the other women -- not that I blame her on that score either.  

 

I don't blame Ken for not wanting to get involved with this story line for the cameras.  Who knows what craziness Bravo will come up with in going down this road. Given their general lack of responsibility in dealing with serious issues, it bodes ill.   I hate to see Max dragged into the vortex but he's a big boy and seems to want in.

 

On an unrelated note and not in reply to the above quote --

In regard to what's called extreme Kim speculation, Kim Richards is lucky that anyone, aside from her kin, should give a hoot and a holler about her -- to speculate or guess or do anything else.  Her contribution to the show has been at the extremes from the beginning -- either super lame and boring or totally and uncomfortably traumatic-dramatic.  People's willingness to discuss any part of her plight, what we see in front of us season after season, is something she might be grateful for.  Here's to hoping that her own family spends as much time trying to figure out what in hell is wrong with her, going on with her behind the scenes, and what might actually really help with even a fraction of the intelligence, compassion, interest and curiosity that's exhibited here.  She's lucky anyone gives her a second thought.    

 

All she has going for her on the show when you get right down to it are the incredible displays of dysfunction that we witness on a fairly regular basis.  It's upsetting to witness, manipulative of the Richards and Bravo to continue to put it on air, and I make no apologies for trying to figure out, wildly and no doubt incorrectly, what drives her to behave in the ways she does.  She's getting well paid to treat us all to the insanity and to continue to lie about it more often than not.  

 

When Kathy Griffin started with the "my gays" thing some years ago, I thought it was a way of saying thank you to that segment of her audience and, further, a way to acknowledge the purchasing or pocketbook power of the gay community.  Highlighting the latter is always a useful and solid component of any civil rights movement.  That said, it is annoying and dated.  (It also flatters those ladies who consider themselves to be divas, even though we may not.  There is only one Judy Garland.  And one Cher.)

Edited February 3, 2015 by copacabana

[imjagain]

Yup. In full agreement. Also a way to clean up her act from the Vanderpump Rules backsplash of pure yuck. And to keep her on camera without having to interact with the other women -- not that I blame her on that score either.

I don't blame Ken for not wanting to get involved with this story line for the cameras. Who knows what craziness Bravo will come up with in going down this road. Given their general lack of responsibility in dealing with serious issues, it bodes ill. I hate to see Max dragged into the vortex but he's a big boy and seems to want in.

On an unrelated note and not in reply to the above quote --

In regard to what's called extreme Kim speculation, Kim Richards is lucky that anyone, aside from her kin, should give a hoot and a holler about her -- to speculate or guess or do anything else. Her contribution to the show has been at the extremes from the beginning -- either super lame and boring or totally and uncomfortably traumatic-dramatic. People's willingness to discuss any part of her plight, what we see in front of us season after season, is something she might be grateful for. Here's to hoping that her own family spends as much time trying to figure out what in hell is wrong with her, going on with her behind the scenes, and what might actually really help with even a fraction of the intelligence, compassion, interest and curiosity that's exhibited here. She's lucky anyone gives her a second thought.

All she has going for her on the show when you get right down to it are the incredible displays of dysfunction that we witness on a fairly regular basis. It's upsetting to witness, manipulative of the Richards and Bravo to continue to put it on air, and I make no apologies for trying to figure out, wildly and no doubt incorrectly, what drives her to behave in the ways she does. She's getting well paid to treat us all to the insanity and to continue to lie about it more often than not.

When Kathy Griffin started with the "my gays" thing some years ago, I thought it was a way of saying thank you to that segment of her audience and, further, a way to acknowledge the purchasing or pocketbook power of the gay community. Highlighting the latter is always a useful and solid component of any civil rights movement. That said, it is annoying and dated. (It also flatters those ladies who consider themselves to be divas, even though we may not. There is only one Judy Garland. And one Cher.)

This!

While KG was saying thank you to the gay community for always being there for her as a group, and supporting her and her standup.

These women make it sound like gay men are their pets. And yes you just know they think they are most amazing Divas.

Edited February 3, 2015 by imjagain

[Neurochick]

Brandi, get off my TV. You are like the last piece of pizza that nobody wants because its stale and tasteless.

[schmickschmack]

This is insanity.  Brandi makes me ill.

[motorcitymom65]

Brandi, get off my TV. You are like the last piece of pizza that nobody wants because its stale and tasteless.

Or has been tossed on Eileen's floor

[Ms5h]

Shut up, Brandi.

[hottesthw]

I hate to say it because I am loving her, but I don't think Eileen will be back for a 2nd season. I don't think she thought things would be this fucked up. Her reactions are priceless though.

[chlban]

Best housewife line ever goes to Eileen "I don't know how to fix this, what do I do get a hose and hose them down?

Edited February 4, 2015 by chlban

[shoegal]

Kim and Brandi deserve each other. Pathetic and vile, both of them.

[qtpi75]

All this hype.....for that?

Why not let kim smoke? That poor ciggy she clutches.

Kyles party looked lame. Like it was a party created specifically for tv.

[Sims Addict]

You are like the last piece of pizza that nobody wants because its stale and tasteless.

LoL TM Ochocinco

While Brandi is a mess, Kyle should have either walked away or asked Brandi to leave. There was no way she was going to win that fight.

Kim is an embarrassment. Yes, you did hear Brandi's comment about Mauricio because you turned toward her when she said it.

[Llama]

I am so freaking hot right now!!!! They both desired a slap to the face - Kim and Brandi!

News flash Brandi the top attention whore I see is YOU!!!!

[dizzyd]

What does one need to do to beg the show to remove Brandi and Kim from one's life, so one can watch the show without getting all riled up?

[Umbelina]

Kyle succeeds!  It's all about Kim's addictions AGAIN, some more.  She's the victim!  She's TRIED, and SUFFERED, and everyone should love me me me me, because I'm the best sister!

 

vomit.

 

Yup, Kyle escalated that and turned into a huge scene, Bravo must be so proud.

[ToukieSmith]

I am mad at Kyle.  She did not need to get down with Brandi and explain shit.  Call security and have Brandi's dumb ass escorted off the premises.

 

Surely I was not the only person yelling at their TV, lol.

Edited February 4, 2015 by ToukieSmith

[haydensterling]

First things right off the bat--what is this 'my gays' shit?  Maybe back off on that shit a little, Kyle?  Gay men are not your pets, FFS.

 

If Max wants to learn his heritage/contact his birth mom, Lisa V. needs to have a seat.  That's Max' decision, not hers.

 

Of course, Yolanda is avoiding this party like the plague.  Who wants to take the chance that Brandi will talk some shit?

 

Speaking of talking shit, Kim, are you are still high on something sitting there on that couch with Brandi?  You sound a little bit high to me.  You look a little bit high to me.  So nice to see Kim finally busting out with a cough, though, isn't it?  Is this evidence of acting skills, or the dreaded 'pneumonia/bronchitis' we heard so much about? She's worried about herself being terminal?  Talk about someone with zero sense of boundaries.  Kyle feels there is something wrong with you because there is, and Brandi telling Kim that she knows she is clean and sober while Kim does not appear to be clean and sober is pretty funny to me, but maybe I have a fucked up sense of humor.

 

Kim sure does enjoy having someone kiss her ass, doesn't she?  Good lord, Kim, wipe the lipstick away.  Brandi will do this for you, but it's coming at such a high cost. You also might want to check Monty's pills, because I have a feeling Brandi would have no trouble jacking some of 'your' part of Monty's stash. 

 

Is it just me, or is Kyle's hair a little too red right now?  I like the color of that dress though, and it's kind of a fun look for Kyle.  A little more glitzy than I'm used to seeing her in.  Lisa R.'s tailored dress is doing it for me too, and sadly, Brandi's.  True confession:  I often like Brandi's 'formal' wear, though I could have worked that kind of thing a lot harder twenty years back. I also love the lace top Eileen wears in her TH.

 

Brandi, no one is going to let bygones be bygones.  You have stirred more shit than anyone on this program.  Production could not force me to go to that party.  I'd be like, nope, sitting this one out.  Everyone there dislikes her at best and actively loathes her at worst.

 

I love how doofy Lisa R. is.  She is such a charmer to me--as presented through the magic of editing, this season, anyhow.

 

Does anyone notice that the Richards sisters play with each others' hair a lot when they're pissed with each other?

 

Okay, here comes my all caps freakout:  BRANDI, ALL OF YOUR APOLOGIES IN THE HISTORY OF EVER ARE PREFACED WITH THE WORD 'BUT' SO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. DO ME ANOTHER SOLID AND STOP THREATENING TO BEAT PEOPLE UP BECAUSE ONE OF THESE TIMES SOMEONE'S GOING TO CALL YOU ON THIS SHIT AND BRING THE COPS INTO IT.

 

KIM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS, SO GO HOME AND EAT SOME MORE OF YOUR PAINKILLERS, OR YOUR EX-HUSBAND'S PAINKILLERS, OR SCRAPE SOME LINT OFF THE CARPET AND SMOKE IT, JUST GTFO MY SCREEN.

 

Bravo to Kyle for telling the both of them to fuck off, but she should have done it with less whining and now I AM WHINING BECAUSE THIS IS A TWO-PARTER?  FUCK THIS SHIT!

 

*flips Andy the bird*

P.S.  At least Kyle knows who was leaking the 'Mo is a cheater' rumors now.   Brandi tossed that barb for maximum effect.   

Edited February 4, 2015 by haydensterling

[hottesthw]

All this hype.....for that?

Why not let kim smoke? That poor ciggy she clutches.

Kyles party looked lame. Like it was a party created specifically for tv.

I agree. Something was up with that though because as fake as the party seemed, the shit between sisters seemed real. Kim is a fucking crackhead, drug addict and watching Kyle lay in to her finally, had me cheering at my tv (and I can't stand Kyle). Kim is as evil as her trash bag BFF.

[Persnickety1]

Brandi drinking a bottle of water in that limousine?

 

Fuck, that's like the equivalent of a Bigfoot sighting isn't it?

 

Or even the Loch Ness Monster?

 

If I were the suspicious sort, I'd think that scene kinda smelled like 2 bitches doing damage control in the back of that limo.  

 

And YASSSSS, in a move worthy of the Super Bowl, there goes lil Kimmie rolling Monty under the bus for plying her with pills!!!

 

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!  

[WireWrap]

All this hype.....for that?

Why not let kim smoke? That poor ciggy she clutches.

Kyles party looked lame. Like it was a party created specifically for tv.

She was clutching that e cig rather tightly, she did not want the cameras to see it. She just got out of the hospital 2-3 days earlier claiming she had a fractured rib, hiatal hernia and a ruptured disc in her back but she is smoking? BS! LOL She was as high as a kite!

[Rhetorica]

I did not know I could claim ownership of my LGBT pals. Can I claim then on my taxes, too? And by the way, Kyle's party planner is sooo outdated. We played that game years ago. WTF?

I do think Yo does have Lyme Disease, or something... She made no sense. Claiming she's carried more luggage all over the world than anyone else. And Anwar's parents divorcing when he was 18 months old prepared him to be alone? WTF? 

I also didn't know what good actors Kim and Kyle are. I have never seen them before this show. Kim's visceral cough and raspy voice just proved how much PAIN she was in! And Kyle visible grief over her sister's pain was written all over her perfectly made up face! Especially, when she squeezed her eyes as if she were crying. And their scenes at the party had such fluidly, command of the language, and gut wrenching dialogue. (These are two fucked up sisters.) WTF? 

I missed Face Off for this? 

[mbaywife123]

I wish some random gay at the party would have run up and punched Brandi in the cooch and then disappeared out the door!

[Found A Peanut]

"And I think Kyle will appreciate the gesture of you coming."

And then I actually laughed out loud. Kim is trolling this show for sure.

[missyb]

I hate to say it because I am loving her, but I don't think Eileen will be back for a 2nd season. I don't think she thought things would be this fucked up. Her reactions are priceless though.

I don't thnk Eileen will be back either. She didn't seem that enthused on wwhl. Too bad.

[qtpi75]

Isn't Brandi's dress the same one Claudia wore to Sports One opening on RHOA?

[suomi]

I'm not sure which was more enjoyable: Kim's new story re Monty/the pain pill which was 180 degrees from last week's story, or her inability to distinguish yesterday from today.

 

But I do know what was the worst: crying voices, in stereo, for a really long time.

[Wendy]

Kyle succeeds!  It's all about Kim's addictions AGAIN, some more.  She's the victim!  She's TRIED, and SUFFERED, and everyone should love me me me me, because I'm the best sister!

 

vomit.

 

Yup, Kyle escalated that and turned into a huge scene, Bravo must be so proud.

You must be kidding

Kim didn't need to bring Brandi , Brandi didn't need to come at all. Who are the famewhores?

If Kim came by herself nothing would have happened. Brandi using the excuse that she was invited a month ago when they were in good terms is laughable, even Brandi isn't as stupid as to think that under the circumstances she would be welcome, so if someone was looking for camera time was Kim and Brandi.

So how is Kyle at fault for these two crazed, addicted famewhores showing up at her party? Should Kyle tuck her tail between her legs all the time when it comes to Kim ? Should Kyle really act like nothing is going on and keep pretending that is all good?

Why?

Kim doesn't deserve that, she is a pot stirrer and a victim extraordinaire who has found the perfect friend in the likes of Brandi. They both deserve each other. Kim cannot and should ask for any kind of loyalty because she has none to give.

[WireWrap]

Kyle succeeds!  It's all about Kim's addictions AGAIN, some more.  She's the victim!  She's TRIED, and SUFFERED, and everyone should love me me me me, because I'm the best sister!

 

vomit.

 

Yup, Kyle escalated that and turned into a huge scene, Bravo must be so proud.

Both sisters tried that ploy tonight, both! LOL Kim was high as a kite in all her scenes.

 

 

First things right off the bat--what is this 'my gays' shit?  Maybe back off on that shit a little, Kyle?  Gay men are not your pets, FFS.

 

If Max wants to learn his heritage/contact his birth mom, Lisa V. needs to have a seat.  That's Max' decision, not hers.

 

Of course, Yolanda is avoiding this party like the plague.  Who wants to take the chance that Brandi will talk some shit?

 

Speaking of talking shit, Kim, are you are still high on something sitting there on that couch with Brandi?  You sound a little bit high to me.  You look a little bit high to me.  So nice to see Kim finally busting out with a cough, though, isn't it?  Is this evidence of acting skills, or the dreaded 'pnuemonia/bronchitis' we heard so much about? She's worried about herself being terminal?  Talk about someone with zero sense of boundaries.  Kyle feels there is something wrong with you because there is, and Brandi telling Kim that she knows she is clean and sober while Kim does not appear to be clean and sober is pretty funny to me, but maybe I have a fucked up sense of humor.

 

Kim sure does enjoy having someone kiss her ass, doesn't she?  Good lord, Kim, wipe the lipstick away.  Brandi will do this for you, but it's coming at such a high cost. You also might want to check Monty's pills, because I have a feeling Brandi would have no trouble jacking some of 'your' part of Monty's stash. 

 

Is it just me, or is Kyle's hair a little too red right now?  I like the color of that dress though, and it's kind of a fun look for Kyle.  A little more glitzy than I'm used to seeing her in.  Lisa R.'s tailored dress is doing it for me too, and sadly, Brandi's.  True confession:  I often like Brandi's 'formal' wear, though I could have worked that kind of thing a lot harder twenty years back. I also love the lace top Eileen wears in her TH.

 

Brandi, no one is going to let bygones be bygones.  You have stirred more shit than anyone on this program.  Production could not force me to go to that party.  I'd be like, nope, sitting this one out.  Everyone there dislikes her at best and actively loathes her at worst.

 

I love how doofy Lisa R. is.  She is such a charmer to me--as presented through the magic of editing, this season, anyhow.

 

Does anyone notice that the Richards sisters play with each others' hair a lot when they're pissed with each other?

 

Okay, here comes my all caps freakout:  BRANDI, ALL OF YOUR APOLOGIES IN THE HISTORY OF EVER ARE PREFACED WITH THE WORD 'BUT' SO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. DO ME ANOTHER SOLID AND STOP THREATENING TO BEAT PEOPLE UP BECAUSE ONE OF THESE TIMES SOMEONE'S GOING TO CALL YOU ON THIS SHIT AND BRING THE COPS INTO IT.

 

KIM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS, SO GO HOME AND EAT SOME MORE OF YOUR PAINKILLERS, OR YOUR EX-HUSBAND'S PAINKILLERS, OR SCRAPE SOME LINT OFF THE CARPET AND SMOKE IT, JUST GTFO MY SCREEN.

 

Bravo to Kyle for telling the both of them to fuck off, but she should have done it with less whining and now I AM WHINING BECAUSE THIS IS A TWO-PARTER?  FUCK THIS SHIT!

 

*flips Andy the bird*

P.S.  At least Kyle knows who was leaking the 'Mo is a cheater' rumors now.   Brandi tossed that barb for maximum effect.   

I don't think Lisa could say the birth mothers name on TV, legal issues concerning privacy because this show airs in England.  

 

For the rest of your post..............STANDING OVATION!!!! LOL

[haydensterling]

Kyles party looked lame. Like it was a party created specifically for tv.

 

 

Ding ding ding!  You win the big prize!  It looks that way because it is.  This was a full on setup. 

[BuddhaBelly]

I simply can't with Kim and Brand anymore. From Kim spinning the story to make it seem like kyle was out to spill all her secrets to Brand trying to make it seem like a summer of fun times with Kim Richards can compare to 40 years, I'm excited exhausted.

Kyle should have saved the tears and the rasp. Kim came prepared to be the victim no matter what she says.

That drama we real.

The "gays" thing is old hat. Didn't even blink because I hear it all the time.

Edited February 4, 2015 by BuddhaBelly

[Straycat80]

Eileen was so right on, hose those bitches down! As much as I despise Brandi and Kim, that was a Bravo generated fight courtesy of Kyle. She should not have even tried to talk to Brandi and Kim because it's always a lose lose situation.

It's funny how all of a sudden Yolanda is talking about missing her son when we never heard her mention him when her two precious daughters were living at home.

I think Lisa's son is old enough to find out about where he comes from. Family medical history can be important to know for the future.

[Llama]

Kim is a master manipulator. Let's turn this back to me and make you feel guilty for not just doing what I want.

I was pissed Kyle didn't say from jump get out. I get she was trying to please Kim but there is no pleasing that Heffa! Ugh....and I like Kyle.

All the HW of all the franchises do this 'my gays' business and they should stop.

[cooksdelight]

3 years of sobriety? Who the fuck is Kim trying to kid? Us? Sorry, that train left a long time ago.

[Umbelina]

Total set up.  Totally fake.  Just like Kyle.

 

I seriously hope pissing off Brandi backfires big time, because next time Maury cheats, and is caught, and it's hushed up?  We will hear all the juicy details. 

 

I still want to know what that cigar joke meant (Kim.)

 

Very mature Kyle, double bird your sister at a party, get loud, and stomp your stumpy little legs around.  Classy.

[motorcitymom65]

So Kim's hospital stay has gone from 9 days to 5? That's a pretty big difference.

[cooksdelight]

So Kim's hospital stay has gone from 9 days to 5? That's a pretty big difference.

I think she told Brandi or someone 7 days. So, who knows.

And when Kim got out of the car at Brandi's, she could barely stand up.

[copacabana]

I am mad at Kyle.  She did not need to get down with Brandi and explain shit.  Call security and have Brandi's dumb ass escorted off the premises.

 

Surely I was not the only person yelling at their TV, lol.

 

All things being equal, Kyle acted like an idiot -- totally counter-productive and a win for Brandi, who doesn't deserve it.  Kim needs to stay away from both of them and focus on getting well if at all possible.  Kyle is wedded to the stupid -- felt bad for Mauricio, actually, watching her go in, lose control, and behave like a naive, angry teenager at her own lame party.  Kim is Kim and Brandi is what we see but Kyle does herself no favors.  Lisa V, of course, stirring the trouble pot, as usual, helping to get Kyle stirred up and ready for the kill.  Except that the kill was a total failure because Kyle Richards ain't go no game. 

 

In other news, Kim spends 5 days, or is it 7?, according to her varied accounts in the hospital and emerges to tell us that she counts a hernia as one of her troubles. Brandi, who is terrific at uncovering Kim's lies, asks her slyly to explain what a hernia is and ... crickets, Kim.  I guess finding out what she tells us might be ailing her isn't at the top of her list during hospital stays.  Such baldfaced BS. 

 

I guess the rest of the season will be the addiction show -- heaven help us -- and, because Brandi can't help herself, she will now attempt to drag Yolanda down by bringing Bella into the mix.  Burn that additional bridge, Brandi.

 

I hope that Max's biological parent or parents were found and contacted prior to filming in order to ascertain whether or not they want to be dragged into this mix.  I gather that if they are found, some discrete way will be arrived at to take the story further.  Or not.  

 

"Is there a harder game we can play?"  Not on this dumb show. 

[Llama]

If Kim came by herself nothing would have happened. Brandi using the excuse that she was invited a month ago when they were in good terms is laughable, even Brandi isn't as stupid as to think that under the circumstances she would be welcome, so if someone was looking for camera time was Kim and Brandi.

How about that wasn't even an invite?!!? That mess was laughable. Discussing about possibly throwing a party is not you getting an actual invite and you know you didn't!! Let's keep on twisting crap Brandi to fit your story - oh that's right you don't have one!!!

[WireWrap]

Did Brandi out Kim when they talking on the couch? Brandi asked her, Kim, how she felt after her "procedure"? Kim was not in the hospital to have anything done (procedure), but was there because she fractured a rib, developed a hiatal hernia and a ruptured disc. If she had the hernia fixed she would not be walking in heels at the party tonight. LOL And the time she was in the hospital, according to her blog last week was 9 days, then on the show tonight it went down to 6-7 days and finally to Lisa R, it was only 5 days! Hmmmmmm, I have to wonder how high her kite is flying still!

[ToukieSmith]

3 years of sobriety? Who the fuck is Kim trying to kid? Us? Sorry, that train left a long time ago.

More like 3 hours the way she was clutching that e-cigarette.

[njbchlover]

Both sisters tried that ploy tonight, both! LOL Kim was high as a kite in all her scenes.

 

 

 

As soon as Kim exited the car at Brandi's and wobbled and made mention of "a lot of dirt around here", I knew she was not sober.

[haydensterling]

Kim doesn't even know whether today is yesterday, how can she be bothered to remember how long she spent in the hospital?  I'm sorry, her brain is fried from all the shit she's been filling it with for the past thirty-something years.

[dbell1]

Can we bring Eileen back next season to recap? Or pop up in the talking heads with one liners? The woman is freaking hysterical!

That 'party' had disaster written all over it. Smart move by Yo to leave the country. I wonder if she heard the screeching from Italy?

Kyle's apology could have worked if she'd said it to a human being. But neither Kim nor Brandi qualify.

Edited February 4, 2015 by dbell1

[hoosier80]

Brandi knows all about the Richard's sisters relationship after being BFF's with Kim for 6 months?  Give me a break.  I am betting  you could write several volumes and not capture everything that has gone on between those two across their 40 plus years.  All of the crap with their mom, their older sister, etc.?  Give me a break.

 

The only thing Brandi understands is Kim's addict mentality, because she's an addict, too.

 

Kyle needed to walk away, but I think she's afraid of what will happen when Brandi turns on Kim (and we ALL know she will).  It's not just that Kim will be hurt, it could really send her over the edge.  Plus, what has Kim blabbed about to Brandi, all of the family secrets - which will assuredly find their way into US Weekly or OK or the Star when Brandi finally cashes in those gems.

 

And I'm sure Brandi will be turning on Yolanda in 1, 2,.............as Yolanda seems to be chastising her again about being such a drunken fool.  I can't believe Yo didn't lose it over Brandi sitting on the king's lap.  The saving grace there is that I think she knows her king wouldn't touch Brandi with a ten foot pole.  Oh, and Brandi dares to say one of Yo's girls is an alcoholic?  I think Yo could cut a bitch for her saying that.

 

Kim, that cough seemed fake as hell.  If you've had bronchitis, pneumonia, hernia, scabies, whooping cough, whatever the malady du jour is now, you sure as hell don't start smoking - if it were truly caused by some sort of upper respiratory condition.  You'd be coughing into next week.  And now Monty, your beloved dying ex husband, he was the devil who gave you one of HIS pills to help with the pain and said oh take this and go to the party?  It's all HIS fault.  Even your addict BFF knew how bad that is to take someone else's meds, and the man is on pain meds for his terminal cancer.  It's not like taking someone's antibiotic or one small muscle relaxer.  Did she say she had a hernia?  Everyone I've known who's had any type of hernia required surgery to repair.  But she's out of the hospital after, 5, 7, 9, errrr whatever number of days.  She was there some amount of time, maybe yesterday, today?  

 

Oh and by the way Brandi, just because your loser of an ex husband cheated on your sorry ass, it does not mean that every husband in the world cheats on his wife.  It is not your job to point out if there is a rumor or even joke about someone's husband cheating on them.  We get it, you are still butt hurt over being cheated on - but it's time to move on already.  You want everyone who is married to be miserable just because your marriage did not work out and now you're miserable.

Edited February 4, 2015 by hoosier80