S05.E05: Star Sighting

[Tara Ariano]

Kyle returns early from a Spain trip to attend the nuptials of Kim's daughter. Meanwhile, Eileen goes back to work on the soap "The Young and the Restless," Lisa Vanderpump is honored in Palm Springs, Cal., and a DUI drama impacts Yolanda.

[Petunia13]

Y&R!! Squeee.

[Straycat80]

Why does Kathy Hilton always look so pissy? I think she was jealous it wasn't one of her daughters getting married first.

I thought it was nice that Kim, her ex and the exes second wife all got along on the daughters wedding day. And her daughter looked beautiful and the guy she married was cute and looked so in love and happy. I liked his name too...Thayer.

I can't believe, well, yes I can, that Lisa had the hired help Rosario sit at the dinner table with them and then kicked her out when they started their smut talking. And she had seated Rosario next to Giggy! Oh yeah, you really treat her like family (sarcastic).

That's all I got right now.

Edited December 17, 2014 by Straycat80

[Irritable]

So, Lisa V. has an actual SWAN that just swims around in the water next to her front door?  That is some next level shit.  Everything about her exit from Villa Rosa to go to Palm Springs just screamed, "You will never, ever be this rich!!!!"

[poeticlicensed]

So we are 5 episodes in and save for her one lunch with Lisa R, I don't think Eileen hasn't filmed with any other cast members. 

 

I realize that filming is not in the order of when events took place, but it was a little disconcerting to see Yo distraught on the boat, waiting to get home, then her very next scene is all cheery bringing a picnic lunch to her king. 

 

I was actually relieved the cameras weren't  there for the whole wedding. 

 

I thought Lisa's Palm Springs dinner with her gays was kind of boring. Her event planner Kevin? is so surgically altered he barely looks human. Max looked totally bored. Lisa's outfit looked awful on her. 

 

Best parts of the episode- Almost no Brandi and Lisa's swan biting Ken. 

 

 

I can't believe, well, yes I can, that Lisa had the hired help Rosario sit at the dinner table with them and then kicked her out when they started their smut talking. And she had seated Rosario next to Giggy! Oh yeah, you really treat her like family (sarcastic).

 

Methinks Lisa has gotten wind of the critical comments about how she treats her help. I think this was her attempt to show that she really does treat them well. It was a fail. 

Edited December 17, 2014 by poeticlicensed

[imjagain]

Only ff through Brandi but liked the rest.

LVP annoyed me with the I invited my "gay friends" ok so is Rinna your straight friend or married  friend. I get that Rosario is your brown / maid friend. what the hell??

 Loved seeing ED at Y&R

[ryebread]

"You will never, ever be this rich!!!!"

 

Well if they were REALLY rich, she'd have an elevator installed in the Villa before Ken breaks his other hip.

[Betweenyouandme]

"What? No drawers on?" was my favorite line. I really like the two Lisas together.

A very lackluster "tears of joy, bittersweet" was my least favorite.

Edited December 17, 2014 by Betweenyouandme

[LotusFlower]

So Lisa's son Max is dating a woman 12 or 15 years his senior, and Lisa concedes that this is the reason they haven't welcomed her into the family, and she states this at the same time she's being honored by the LGBT community. Which, I imagine, is awarded to someone who is accepting and tolerant and non-discriminatory. Can you spell irony?

[ryebread]

Bah humbug.  I was mainly irritated through this episode.  LOL.

Things that annoyed me:  Kim's voice.  That whispery, gravelly quality.  She turns it on and off.  Annoying.

 

Kyle pretending that she hadn't thought about what she was going to wear to the wedding until right before they left.  Her stupid Chanel doggy bowl.

 

Eileen's niece.  She's apparently been bit by the family acting bug. Hard. 

 

I like the Lisa's together but I'm really over all of Lisa's sex innuendos.  Just stop, Lisa. 

 

Yogi's pick-in-ick basket.  I mean, Yolanda's picnic basket.  Nothing will convince me that she uses that basket on the regular.  I bought that exact same one at Bed, Bath and Beyond with a coupon and it fell apart after the 2nd use.  I'm pretty sure production picked up that prop for the scene and it ended up in the dumpster behind the King's studio before day's end.

[Betweenyouandme]

So Lisa's son Max is dating a woman 12 or 15 years his senior, and Lisa concedes that this is the reason they haven't welcomed her into the family, and she states this at the same time she's being honored by the LGBT community. Which, I imagine, is awarded to someone who is accepting and tolerant and non-discriminatory. Can you spell irony?

The only thing I can think is because Max is still young. The younger the person is, the more the age difference matters/seems. But, Max is over 20, not 16. And, isn't Ken much older than Lisa? It does raise questions about Lisa's views on gender roles, which I agree is odd juxtaposed with her LGBT involvement and support. But, I don't know if there's any other concern Lisa has about the age difference. She didn't say what the woman does for a living or if she's a bad influence, so I'm assuming there isn't another red flag. Maybe we'll hear more details later.

Bah humbug. I was mainly irritated through this episode. LOL.

Things that annoyed me: Kim's voice. That whispery, gravelly quality. She turns it on and off. Annoying.

Kyle pretending that she hadn't thought about what she was going to wear to the wedding until right before they left. Her stupid Chanel doggy bowl.

Eileen's niece. She's apparently been bit by the family acting bug. Hard.

I like the Lisa's together but I'm really over all of Lisa's sex innuendos. Just stop, Lisa.

Yogi's pick-in-ick basket. I mean, Yolanda's picnic basket. Nothing will convince me that she uses that basket on the regular. I bought that exact same one at Bed, Bath and Beyond with a coupon and it fell apart after the 2nd use. I'm pretty sure production picked up that prop for the scene and it ended up in the dumpster behind the King's studio before day's end.

She was certainly holding it like it was broken!

Edited December 17, 2014 by Betweenyouandme

[Deputy Deputy CoS]

I liked Lisa's honesty about her and Ken's misgivings of their 22 years old dating someone a decade older. If she were as calculating as she is accused of being, she wouldn't have been so forthcoming. Somehow, if the gender were reversed, Ken and Lisa won't be judged as harshly.

 

I loved everything about Kim this episode and I don't quit like her. I cried when she was choked about Kimberly being the first time she cried tears of joy. For someone who was a child star, I found that to be profoundly sad. She should have had tears of joy moments before she had her daughter.

 

I have enjoyed Kyle and her family's trip. It made me very envious but I'll settle with living viciously through them. I don't understand who these people spend so much money on their pets. A Chanel bowl for your dog? Come on. I thought it a bit strange they didn't know the dress code of the wedding. I thought Kyle was part of the preparation than it seems.

 

Yolanda is the worst kind of fangirl there is. It is creepy for such a grown woman like her to cheer and "yay" like she belongs on tumblr.

 

Loving Eileen and Lisa. The two Lisa's can seep tea all episode long and I'll be quite happy.

[njbchlover]

The only thing I can think is because Max is still young. The younger the person is, the more the age difference matters/seems. But, Max is over 20, not 16. And, isn't Ken much older than Lisa? It does raise questions about Lisa's views on gender roles, which I agree is odd juxtaposed with her LGBT involvement and support. But, I don't know if there's any other concern Lisa has about the age difference. She didn't say what the woman does for a living or if she's a bad influence, so I'm assuming there isn't another red flag. Maybe we'll hear more details later.

She was certainly holding it like it was broken!

 

I can kind of understand why Lisa would be upset, because who knows?  Max seems somewhat socially awkward, whenever we've seen him, and maybe Lisa fears that this woman is taking advantage of him, thinking that he is the rich boy son of Lisa and Ken?  I know that Max is working at one of the restaurants, but there is still the possibility.

But, the thing I couldn' figure out is that why should it bother Lisa so much, when Ken's son (Lisa's stepson) also has a wife who is much older than he is, and Lisa seemed to be accepting and very friendly with her, when we saw them on the show.

Edited December 17, 2014 by njbchlover

[WhoaWhoKnew]

And, isn't Ken much older than Lisa?

I thought so too, but they are only three years apart according to Google.

[ryebread]

But, I don't know if there's any other concern Lisa has about the age difference. She didn't say what the woman does for a living or if she's a bad influence, so I'm assuming there isn't another red flag. Maybe we'll hear more details later.

Ken's oldest son married one of Lisa's friends - and I think she was much older than the son.  That caused some issues within the family.  Perhaps they're still stinging from that experience?  Someone correct me if I'm remembering that wrong. 

 

I'll be honest.  If my 22 year old son was involved with a 36 year old woman, I wouldn't be thrilled.  Also, when you're that loaded, people's true intentions are probably always in the back of your mind.

Edited December 17, 2014 by ryebread

[njbchlover]

I totally didn't understand why Kyle and Mauricio did not know what the "dress code" for the wedding was.  And, Mauricio seemed slightly annoyed that he would have to wear a tie to a formal wedding - not sure about California and Beverly Hills, but unless it is a beach or backyard wedding, here in NJ, all the men guests are in suits and ties, or dress shirt, tie and blazer/sport coat.

Kim looked beautiful, but Kyle's dress looked kind of casual for the event - I've seen her look more dressed up for lunch or dinner with the ladies.

Also, looked to me like they returned from Spain on another private plane - when the valet was escorting them to their limo, that didn't look like a regular exit from an international airport. 

Woo-hoo....hardly any Brandi!!  And, what little we did see, she again showed how irresponsible she is - her producer tells her to make her pod-cast more family friendly to keep and entice advertisers and what does she do?  She starts "effing" every other word - nice way to keep your day job!!  

[njbchlover]

Ken's oldest son married one of Lisa's friends - and I think she was much older than the son.  That caused some issues within the family.  Perhaps they're still stinging from that experience?  Someone correct me if I'm remembering that wrong. 

 

I'll be honest.  If my 22 year old son was involved with a 36 year old woman, I wouldn't be thrilled.  Also, when you're that loaded, people's true intentions are probably always in the back of your mind.

 

I agree, ryebread - I have two sons, 28 and 21 and I have a hard time coming to terms with them dating a much older woman.

You are right about Ken's older son and how the relationship was strained for a while, due to his marriage to an older woman.  Well, according to this article from the Daily Mail that was published around the same time as the episode appeared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2284957/Revealed-How-Lisa-Vanderpumps-cougar-best-friend-married-STEPSON.html

[zoeysmom]

I thought so too, but they are only three years apart according to Google.

Never mind.  The aforementioned article goes into great detail the ages of the Vanderpump Todd family. 

Edited December 17, 2014 by zoeysmom

[Almost 3000]

So Lisa's son Max is dating a woman 12 or 15 years his senior, and Lisa concedes that this is the reason they haven't welcomed her into the family, and she states this at the same time she's being honored by the LGBT community. Which, I imagine, is awarded to someone who is accepting and tolerant and non-discriminatory. Can you spell irony?

Didn't Ken's son marry a girlfriend of Lisa's? So he too is with someone older and if I remember correctly Lisa wasn't happy about that either.

eta: others posted first... ;p

Edited December 17, 2014 by Almost 3000

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Never mind. The aforementioned article goes into great detail the ages of the Vanderpump Todd family.

Well then!

Lisa was Max's age when she married Ken who is 15+ years her senior after dating for "a minute?"

I was going to say she's a hypocrite, but maybe she had a hard time for awhile being in a relationship with someone that much older and she doesn't want the same thing to happen to Max.

Edited December 17, 2014 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Guest]

So Eileen is actually doing a 'fabulous life of Eileen Davidson' web series that is airing as part of RHOBH but is not actually a RHOBH cast member.  Five episodes in with no cast interaction (and Lisa R. introduces her lunch does not count) is bizarre.

 

I'm shamed but I must admit it.  Y&R BTS is a total letdown.  I dusted decades old memory of soap opera gossip and read three wiki pages and I know that the producers missed three golden opportunities:

 

1) the cray cray actors (I won't name names)

2) Eileen filming with the second husband's new wife

3) Brandi's ex's BFF warning Eileen about Brandi

[SFoster21]

Well then!

Lisa was Max's age when she married Ken who is 15+ years her senior after dating for "a minute?"

I was going to say she's a hypocrite, but maybe she had a hard time for awhile being in a relationship with someone that much older and she doesn't want the same thing to happen to Max.

She mentioned the issue of children; she is interested in having grandchildren and the gender switch on age impacts that.

[LotusFlower]

Lisa was Max's age when she married Ken who is 15+ years her senior after dating for "a minute?"

I was going to say she's a hypocrite, but maybe she had a hard time for awhile being in a relationship with someone that much older and she doesn't want the same thing to happen to Max.

Of course she's a hypocrite! But even worse was the overt discrimination. And we know the editing monkeys were at work here, because they love this stuff: The scene went from Lisa saying she's been "reticent in accepting" the gf (key words "reticent" and "accepting") because of the age difference, to her saying to her gay friends at the table that "so many parents need to be persuaded to love their children unequivocally" in relation to gay acceptance. It was the very next sentence out of her mouth! Or if it was edited, at least it was during the same conversation.

[ryebread]

Lisa was Max's age when she married Ken who is 15+ years her senior after dating for "a minute?"

I was going to say she's a hypocrite, but maybe she had a hard time for awhile being in a relationship with someone that much older and she doesn't want the same thing to happen to Max.

 

Lisa might also be worried about Max's girlfriend (womanfriend?) wanting to start a family. At 36, clock's a ticking. Double standard, but it is what it is.

 

I could see a scenario, and I imagine Lisa has thought of it, too, where socially awkward, skateboard-riding Max meets a woman who appears to be very interested in him (for nefarious reasons?). He thinks he's in love and all the sudden he's somebody's daddy.  Yeah, I'm cynical like that.  But it seems he's in pretty deep if he wanted to bring the gf AND her mother to Palm Springs.  I wish we could have seen them.

 

Unless this is all for a storyline, which is highly possible.

[JAYJAY1979]

I like that the housewives haven't interacted in contrived gatherings plus little Brandi as possible is a win win.

[The Mighty Peanut]

I realize Jiggy's alopecia meds have a sedating effect, but there are moments when I am not convinced he is actually alive. When Lisa put on his Liberace suit before the star ceremony, for instance.

[ryebread]

I just did a little Googling and found out that Ken's son, Warren, married Lisa's friend who was 16 years older.  I couldn't find out exactly when they were married but he was 23 when they had their son.  It seems to have worked out for them - as they are still together - but I think the odds aren't generally great in that scenario.

I realize Jiggy's alopecia meds have a sedating effect, but there are moments when I am not convinced he is actually alive. When Lisa put on his Liberace suit before the star ceremony, for instance.

LOL.  Even when she put him down to walk, it's like it takes him a minute to kick start.  His front paws want to move but his little ass is still dragging.

[Maharincess]

Watching Lisa shove that poor dog's head through that ridiculous sweater really pissed me off. That dog is a living, breathing being, not a damn doll to dress up.

I think the reason the poor thing never moves is that he can't move with that shit on.

She says he "needs" the clothes to protect his skin, if true then a thin, plain wrap of some kind would be much better for the dog and give him some actual mobility.

I've seen some stupid dog owners through my former career and Lisa is one of the most ridiculous I've seen.

[izabella]

Why does Kathy Hilton always look so pissy? I think she was jealous it wasn't one of her daughters getting married first.

 

I agree.  Kyle also gave me the impression that it was like some kind of competition among them in one of her talking heads.

 

Speaking of talking heads, I noticed that when Yo was doing the one where she says Gigi only had a glass of wine, it was intercut with shots of Portia and Kyle posing on the boat.  It struck me as such an absurd editing job.  We get weepy Yolanda, and then suddenly there's Portia cocking her hip at the rail while Kyle stares off into the distance, followed by a shot of Yolanda sad and weepy again, followed by another shot of Portia and Kyle's scenic posing...

[Persnickety1]

Okay, so I can't watch this apparently snoozefest until I get off work.

 

I was double-checking to make sure it was set up for the DVR (because I'm extremely anal/OCD in that way), when I saw Kim Richards was supposed to be on WWHL tonight.

 

However, on my TV screen sat Ms. Vicki Gulvanson, no Kim Richards anywhere to be seen.

 

Does anybody know why Kim didn't show up to the clubhouse tonight or was it maybe an inaccurate guest lineup on the DVR?

 

First thing I thought of was the infamous line from RHOBH:   "Where's Kim?  Does anybody know where Kim is?"

Edited December 17, 2014 by Persnickety1

[tabloidlover]

I noticed some editing hijinks tonight.  Porsha wanted her hair in a bun prior to getting in the limo to Brooke's wedding, yet we saw footage of the wedding with her hair down?   And Kyle's hair was curled fantastically well while running around prepping her girls, yet was barely wavy at the actual wedding.  What the heck??

[ScoobieDoobs]

is it my imagination or is Mauricio starting to get a bit flabby/out-of-shape?  OK, please don't kick the shit outta me Kyle/Mauricio groupies -- I did say a bit, OK?  :-)

 

Wow, Monty looks ghastly.  Kim's description of him just showing up at her place & then disappearing -- only to show up again unpredictably, sounds very typically oddball/strange Kim.  Why wasn't Kathy looking wedding guests up & down & saying "You're not really wearing that, are you?"

 

Oy, Lance Bass again?  Oh yeah, I forgot, it was VR he showed up on randomly -- for absolutely no reason.  Er, so why is he showing up on all your shows now, Satan Andy?  What the fuck is he famous for now anyway?  Please remind me, cuz I have ab-so-fuckin'-lutely no idea.

 

And Lisa was getting a star in Palm Springs . . . er, why?  And just why is Lisa considered such a great friend to the LGBT community?  She never seems to talk to any gays, except maybe some ridiculous characters.  She certainly seems to have no gay friends or even knows anyone gay.  She seems to employ nobody who is gay.  So I was ready to be glad she actually has gay friends who aren't ridiculous characters.  Eh, except I'm still not convinced of it yet.  So did she buy that star with whatever dough she's got left?

Does anybody know why Kim didn't show up to the clubhouse tonight or was it maybe an inaccurate guest lineup on the DVR?

 

No, Andy said Kim couldn't show up cuz she got another job.  He said he was gonna show a clip of her explaining, but I didn't see dat.  He said Vicks happened to be in town, so he asked her on at the very last minute.  Believe it or not, this turned out to be kind of a fun one.  Beth Stern is rather sweet & Vicks was kinda funny.  Honestly, I think I was more entertained by WWHL than I was of this boring ep of BH.  I know -- color me surprised.

 

When are they gonna get together as an entire group already?  Sorry, but I wanna start seeing some bitch-slapping.  Where's da yellin' & screamin' for shit's sake?

 

Oh Yo -- you needed time to do what?  Put all your anger toward Bella in an email -- and then publicly release it for the world to see?  Nice work, Yo.

[zoeysmom]

All I can say is David Foster has never WON an Oscar. 

Gigi was not Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year.

 

Yolanda lies.  It must be embarrassing to her family for her to overstate.

[TomGirl]

I have enjoyed Kyle and her family's trip. It made me very envious but I'll settle with living viciously through them.

I'm assuming this was a typo or auto-correction, but I got a good laugh out of it anyway!

[LotusFlower]

Does anybody know why Kim didn't show up to the clubhouse tonight or was it maybe an inaccurate guest lineup on the DVR?

 

First thing I thought of was the infamous line from RHOBH:   "Where's Kim?  Does anybody know where Kim is?"

That was my first thought, too - uh oh, Kim's a no-show, never a good sign, but Andy said she got a last-minute TV or acting job. Ok, could be true, but doesn't she always have a reasonable-sounding excuse? (And I agree with ScoobieDoo - Vicki G. Was a last-minute sub, and she was pretty funny).

All I can say is David Foster has never WON an Oscar. 

Really? I'm guessing he was at least nominated for Yolanda to say this, right? Oh Yo. Stop lying! But hey - at least she didn't try to cover up her daughter's DUI. I liked how when David started to make an excuse for her...something about being the middle child...Yo shut that down right quick.

[Persnickety1]

That was my first thought, too - uh oh, Kim's a no-show, never a good sign, but Andy said she got a last-minute TV or acting job. Ok, could be true, but doesn't she always have a reasonable-sounding excuse? (And I agree with ScoobieDoo - Vicki G. Was a last-minute sub, and she was pretty funny).

 

Like when she kept stringing everyone along on the trip to Hawaii with the missing passport/expired license story?

 

Yeah, she's quite a creative spinner of yarns, and I don't mean the knitting variety.

[LotusFlower]

Like when she kept stringing everyone along on the trip to Hawaii with the missing passport/expired license story?

 

Yeah, she's quite a creative spinner of yarns, and I don't mean the knitting variety.

I was going to say the same thing, but I'm such a cynic! I bet Andy's heard every excuse in the book from Kim (remember "my dog bit my nose"), but he knows how to sell it. He sounded downright excited for Kim's TV "opportunity."

[Granimal]

The most exciting part of the episode was the swan.

 

I have no idea who the three guys were that ate dinner with Lisa VP, Rocio, Lisa R, and Ken in Palm Springs. I assume they were just random friends of Lisa VP? Another awkward dinner with stale innuendo. The only interesting part was learning of Max's girlfriend (shades of Ryan/Tamara on the OC? Another recycled storyline?). Rocio looked uncomfortable the whole time.

 

As for the star ceremony, Lisa looked genuinely touched, which I thought was nice. I believe (not sure) that Lance Bass is one of Andy's friends, so he will probably appear on all of these shows eventually!

 

Another nice moment- Brooke's husband's* smile during the wedding. Melted my heart! Though I laughed way too hard at Kathy' Hilton's bitchface monotone comment. This is who Kate from Below Deck wishes she could be.

 

I don't remember anything else from the episode, aside from the dog bowl- which I hope was a freebie sent to Kyle so she would show it on camera. The episode was pretty boring. I enjoy it when all of the women get together in a group for an event. I think it would be fun to see another party with the whole cast and various friends of/ ex-howifes/ ho-husbands together. Hopefully we won't have to wait until the finale to see that again.

 

*Thayer?

[cooksdelight]

"That CBS smell." from Eileen's son. I laughed, because I know what he's talking about. I went to see the Price Is Right several times, and the studio has this funky smell. Sort of a combo of rubber and carpet with stale food thrown in now and then.

Kim has taken vocal fry to a new dimension.

The overhead shot of the fanned out streets in Beverly Hills brought back memories of trying to navigate that intersection and not get killed.

Scoobie, I agree about Maurico. He's getting flabby. And as for them not knowing the dress code for a wedding.... well, you can take the kid out of the sticks, but the sticks will still be there.

Poor Monty, bless him. I shed a tear seeing how frail he is.

Everything about Lisa's house, her home away from home, screams "I'm rich, bitch!" Nene needs to watch this show. That swan taking a nip at Ken, LOL!! Swans are mean. I had one chase me around a park once when I was trying to distract it from possibly killing some baby ducklings. Scared the crap out of me.

Kyle, your dog would be just as happy drinking out of the toilet as it would a Chanel dog bowl.

[cooksdelight]

No, David Foster has not won an Oscar. He must have cringed when Yo said that on air. She'll blame it on her Lyme disease.

[RedheadZombie]

So, Lisa V. has an actual SWAN that just swims around in the water next to her front door?  That is some next level shit.  Everything about her exit from Villa Rosa to go to Palm Springs just screamed, "You will never, ever be this rich!!!!"

 

I cannot express how happy it made me to see those ostentatious assholes attacked by their own swan.

 

Methinks Lisa has gotten wind of the critical comments about how she treats her help. I think this was her attempt to show that she really does treat them well. It was a fail. 

 

I actually think Ken and Lisa are out of touch enough to believe that letting the help sit by the dog at the dinner table, before dismissing her to the kitchen, is treating staff well.  Has Rocio been demoted to that second house?  I'm sure it's no punishment.  Speaking of treating help - Lisa couldn't carry her own fucking drink to her own bedroom?  She had a purse in one hand, and after setting Giggy down, had the other hand free. That's how you put the help in their place.  And Lisa - if you want your help to understand your commands, try paying them a bit more so you can hire someone with a better command of English.

 

So Lisa's son Max is dating a woman 12 or 15 years his senior, and Lisa concedes that this is the reason they haven't welcomed her into the family, and she states this at the same time she's being honored by the LGBT community. Which, I imagine, is awarded to someone who is accepting and tolerant and non-discriminatory. Can you spell irony?

 

Yes, as well as hypocrisy.  Something tells me that darling Pandy has never been denied bringing a boyfriend.

 

Eileen's niece.  She's apparently been bit by the family acting bug. Hard. 

 

I have never taken such a quick and instant dislike to a character on this show, than I have to Someone-Marie.  Full stage makeup and hair, along with cocktail party red dress.  Yes, I totally believe she was there playing video games with her cousin.

 

Blech - "Tears of joy, bittersweet".  Yes, oh wise one, I'm sure that's exactly how you felt when your precious first born was sprung from jail.

 

Kyle reminding Kim that Big Kathy was watching, sounds more like a threat (to me) than a reassurance. 

[sasha206]

I don't mind Kyle, but I'm so tired of hearing about her wonderful parenting.  "We go somewhere different everytime we travel.."  So the go to Majorca all the fucking time but see something different?

 

And she's got to give up the long hair.  She's too old for it and it is dragging her face down.

 

King David seemed more irritated he had to do something other than his music when Bella had her DUI.  This guy is all about himself and doesn't seem to have an empathetic bone in his body.  

[sasha206]

Did Kyle's clothing shop fail?  Last year it was all about the shop.  This year, it's all about how Mauricio is like the best freaking realtor ever and she's parent extraordinaire.

[cooksdelight]

It's still open, as far as i know.

David did seem disconneted. From Yolanda.

[poeticlicensed]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is slightly nauseated by the whole Lisa/Giggy thing. Giggy is a dog, he has legs, exercise is good for dogs, carrying around a dog all the time instead of having him walk is not good for his overall health. I get that he has a skin condition, many hairless dogs wear coats and sweaters in the cold, but they live in freaking SoCal and they were in Palm Springs, and Lisa kept talking about how hot it was. Why does he need to wear those ridiculous outfits? 

 

Both Kyle and Kim (not sure about Kathy)  got married and had a child very young. Is that a page out of the Big Kathy playbook for landing a rich man? You get married and produce a child immediately to ensure at least an 18 year income stream?

 

And as many props as I gave to Yo last week for being upfront about the DUI, I take a bit back this week when she was describing Bella's "mistake", by saying she had a glass of wine and make a bad choice. Oh plueezze. It take more than a glass of wine to blow a .08. She tried to make it sound like Bella was at some kind of stylish cocktail party and had one sip of fine wine. Reality is that most teens don;t drink wine, unless its the sweet jug type, most drink beer and shots. And the get together was most likely a big party with alcohol flowing. I can guarantee she ddn't drink ONE glass of wine 

Edited December 17, 2014 by poeticlicensed

[ramby]

I don't mind Kyle, but I'm so tired of hearing about her wonderful parenting.  "We go somewhere different everytime we travel.."  So the go to Majorca all the fucking time but see something different?

 

And she's got to give up the long hair.  She's too old for it and it is dragging her face down.

 

 

No....this was their first time ever going to Majorca.  

[Rhetorica]

Eileen seems to like airing the dirty laundry of her marriage. I know the one thing I would do if my marriage was in trouble is to join a reality tv show. 

[sasha206]

No....this was their first time ever going to Majorca.  

 

Ah,  I missed that part.

 

She's spent so many episodes now waxing on about her parenting that I am zoning out on nearly everything she says

It's still open, as far as i know.

David did seem disconneted. From Yolanda.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if David is convinced now he is in love with the woman belting out that "jazzy little number."

[rehoboth]

 

 

 

 

I have enjoyed Kyle and her family's trip. It made me very envious but I'll settle with living viciously through them. I don't understand who these people spend so much money on their pets. A Chanel bowl for your dog? Come on. I thought it a bit strange they didn't know the dress code of the wedding. I thought Kyle was part of the preparation than it seems.

 

I think that the wedding had been unexpectedly moved up so that Monty could walk Brooke down the aisle.  For that reason, some of the original plans were changed (wasn't it a beach wedding when she tried on the dress?) and it may have become more casual.

[BettyPoz]

I don't mind Kyle, but I'm so tired of hearing about her wonderful parenting.  "We go somewhere different everytime we travel.."  So the go to Majorca all the fucking time but see something different?

Different every time as in different Location!

 

And as many props as I gave to Yo last week for being upfront about the DUI, I take a bit back this week when she was describing Bella's "mistake", by saying she had a glass of wine and make a bad choice. Oh plueezze. It take more than a glass of wine to blow a .08. She tried to make it sound like Bella was at some kind of stylish cocktail party and had one sip of fine wine. Reality is that most teens don;t drink wine, unless its the sweet jug type, most drink beer and shots. And the get together was most likely a big party with alcohol flowing. I can guarantee she ddn't drink ONE glass of wine 

From what I recall - she blew a .14! Which then hearing her say "ooh she went to a friend's house, it's summer that' what they do" blah blah I'm thinking - it wasn't ONE glass honey!

 

In the first look when David said "it was a tragic mistake" I laughed and thought "You're LUCKY it wasn't tragic" - and then in the actual episode he corrected him self and said it COULD have been tragic.

 

I couldn't believe how young Kim looked in her wedding pictures and when she had Brooke.   

 

Not a bad episode overall - I zone out Brandi because she is sosososososososo irelevant.  Go away Brandi.