Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[MargeGunderson]

Kail, put on a bra. When your boobs are resting on your pregnant belly, it's a sign you need to wear a bra. Also, those shorts are painful to look at. You may be giving your unborn child a wedgie. 

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

Kail, put on a bra. When your boobs are resting on your pregnant belly, it's a sign you need to wear a bra. Also, those shorts are painful to look at. You may be giving your unborn child a wedgie. 

Kail posted she refuses to wear a bra. She only wears camisoles. I guess it makes it easer to take off when the dudes come sniffing around. Not sure why she wears the too tight shorts, though. 

[dabronx]

37 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Kail posted she refuses to wear a bra. She only wears camisoles. I guess it makes it easer to take off when the dudes come sniffing around. Not sure why she wears the too tight shorts, though. 

So in Kail land bras are too restricting but perma wedgie and camel toe inducing shorts are cool? She's so weird. i am rather well endowed and I've known since I was 13 that without the right bra and shirt I was going to look fat and frumpy. Of course now I'm fat and frumpy just because lol. But Kail  in her prime and it trying to build a brand.... those pics remind me of Kirstie Allie in her rougher years.

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Kail posted she refuses to wear a bra. She only wears camisoles. I guess it makes it easer to take off when the dudes come sniffing around. Not sure why she wears the too tight shorts, though. 

I remember that from her blog. She desperately needs to wear a bra. She also needs bigger clothes. She looks like a mess. People on Instagram are telling her how great she looks.   (Using a totally 80/90s quote here) Gag me with a spoon. HA

[Mkay]

Guess he's enjoying this little bit of attention/fame. 

[Uncle JUICE]

She looks like a crazy person who had wandered unto the street wearing their pajamas and a bath robe. I hope there is an orderly just out of frame. 

Javi, have some dignity. 

[GreatKazu]

Is she holding high heels in her right hand? Were her piggies hurting and she switched over to flat sandals? Seriously, Kail? You are wearing high heels? Isn't that a bit dangerous considering your "high-risk" pregnancy? You might twist your ankle and BAM! Los Angeles will be hit with its biggest earthquake in years! 

Kail and her duck lips. Is she really getting herself injected during this pregnancy? Geez, her lips look enormous. I could give her that look without injections. I have a right fist that is just dying to smack her. 

[Tatum]

24 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Is she holding high heels in her right hand? Were her piggies hurting and she switched over to flat sandals? Seriously, Kail? You are wearing high heels? Isn't that a bit dangerous considering your "high-risk" pregnancy? You might twist your ankle and BAM! Los Angeles will be hit with its biggest earthquake in years! 

 

Hahahahaha the reality TV butterfly effect- A Teen Mom falling on her fake inflated ass in LA will cause a tidal wave in Japan...

[Uncle JUICE]

34 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Is she holding high heels in her right hand? Were her piggies hurting and she switched over to flat sandals? Seriously, Kail? 

I'm not fashionisto, but somehow high heels would have made that outfit even more insane looking. The shower shoes are appropriate footwear... it's in keeping with an outfit that Tony would wear to go get the Star Ledger from the end of the driveway. 

[GreatKazu]

15 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

I'm not fashionisto, but somehow high heels would have made that outfit even more insane looking. The shower shoes are appropriate footwear... it's in keeping with an outfit that Tony would wear to go get the Star Ledger from the end of the driveway. 

Yeah, another reason why I am stunned to see the shoes in her hand. Those shoes with that camel-toe outfit??? 

27 minutes ago, Tatum said:

Hahahahaha the reality TV butterfly effect- A Teen Mom falling on her fake inflated ass in LA will cause a tidal wave in Japan...

lol

[lovesnark]

3 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

She looks like a crazy person who had wandered unto the street wearing their pajamas and a bath robe. I hope there is an orderly just out of frame. 

Javi, have some dignity. 

She does look like she escaped the psych unit in her jammies and is shuffling around mumbling to herself. 

[ghoulina]

Yea, heels do not work with that outfit. And Kail's Mother Russia ass should never see that much white outside of a straight jacket. EVER. 

[TheRealT]

6 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

I'm not fashionisto, but somehow high heels would have made that outfit even more insane looking. The shower shoes are appropriate footwear... it's in keeping with an outfit that Tony would wear to go get the Star Ledger from the end of the driveway. 

Yeah, with the flip-flops, she can try to sell it as "I was wearing this in the house because it's comfortable (I need the coochie-cutting shorts to provide extra cervical support for my high-risk pregnancy) and I threw the cover-up on when I ran to the store because I do have a modicum of shame," but heels say, "Yes, I'm seriously wearing this as an outfit."

[Mkay]

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/05/09/exclusive-new-photos-surface-of-kail-lowrys-baby-daddy-in-bed-with-another-girl/

 

The Ashley takes Kail's side a lot because Kail will give interviews. They are often playful with each other in tweets. However I thought Chris mentioned starting a Snapchat AFTER Kail started her pics of her and her "friend" posted one on Snapchat. Oh well, rare pic of baby daddy at the bottom of this article. 

Edited May 10, 2017 by Mkay

[GreatKazu]

4 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Yea, heels do not work with that outfit. And Kail's Mother Russia ass should never see that much white outside of a straight jacket. EVER. 

Yikes!! So true! haha

I have an image in my head of when Kim Kardashian was photographed from behind and you could see her ginormous ass through her skirt. Sooo gross!!

[toodywoody]

So she has barely been divorced for how long? And this is guy number what?  Girl gets around. 

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, toodywoody said:

So she has barely been divorced for how long? And this is guy number what?  Girl gets around. 

She is on her way to a Ph.D in trifling trick. 

[FairyDusted]

57 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

She is on her way to a Ph.D in trifling trick. 

I'm stealing that shit ! PERFECT!

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On May 8, 2017 at 9:27 PM, GreatKazu said:

Kail posted she refuses to wear a bra. She only wears camisoles. I guess it makes it easer to take off when the dudes come sniffing around. Not sure why she wears the too tight shorts, though. 

I hate bras, too, but Kail is gonna regret going bra-less so often soon enough. By my early 30s, I was already regretting it....and I'm no where near as endowed as Kail and at least wore supportive, real bras to work.

I wish I knew what photoshopping app Kail uses. Her photoshop, filters, and poses are on point and drastically different than reality. However, when people are taking your pics on public and you're on our TVS, we know what you really look like.

Edited May 10, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

She is on her way to a Ph.D in trifling trick. 

Sadly, she's still community college adjunct professor in trifling trickery. 

[Calm81]

I'm not sure if I should post it here or on Farrah's but Simon is at war with Kailyn on Twitter. 

I follow Simon on Snapchat so these are screenshots he snapped of his twitter.

Edited May 11, 2017 by Calm81

[Calm81]

Duplicate post. ?

Edited May 11, 2017 by Calm81

[CofCinci]

It's interesting that Kail is slut-shaming Farrah because on the spectrum of TM's total sexual partners, Farrah hasn't had many. Yes, she made a porn but not because she loved sex. It was purely financial as the TMs did not originally make the money they earn now.  Farrah is probably in lower quarter with Chelsea and Catelynn. (Unless you believe the rumors that Farrah is high-end hooker and Simon is her pimp and her businesses are used to funnel cash.)

Edited May 11, 2017 by CofCinci

[Calm81]

16 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

It's interesting that Kail is slut-shaming Farrah because on the spectrum of TM's total sexual partners, Farrah hasn't had many. Yes, she made a porn but not because she loved sex. It was purely financial as the TMs did not originally make the money they earn now.  Farrah is probably in lower quarter with Chelsea and Catelynn. 

Yeah. If Farrah hadn't done a porn or sell her body parts she would be the Teen Mom Franchise success story.

Aside from her bitchy personality this girl is on fire and her businesses are actually doing well and not a joke like Amber's "boutique" and Maci's stupid pocket shirt and two other "businesses" and Kailyns "brand."Had anyone learned what he OTHER two businesses are?

Maci on the after show was so annoying with that fashion show. An ugly tank top, a stupid low cut shirt with a pocket and a t-shirt with a pocket? No variety in the clothes. People are so stupid if they buy this crap. 

Farrah's businesses involve actual work and has a store front where you need to be physically involved to get everything running instead of googling "www.beforeverhaute.com" and calling it a day.

I don't want to sound like I'm defending Farrah because I can't stand her but she acts pretty normal around other people that aren't Deborah, Michael and the Teen Mom cast. Simon is an act. I see chemistry with these two and think they're putting on a show for the cameras for ratings. I have a strong feeling about it. 

I follow Simon on snap (because he snarks the show) and his interaction with Farrah is a positive one as they are mostly laughing together and talking normal and they only act hostile on the show.

Kailyn can stop slut-shaming because she now has three babies daddies and is with NONE of them. She survives on cosmetic surgery as a diet and is going to do absolutely nothing with her bachelor's degree. 

I see Kailyn going for her Master's degree to avoid getting a job while having a valid excuse for not working "I'm in school and a single mom." So she can say "I'm the only teen mom to achieve a Master's degree" and the onto the Doctorate without EVER getting a job.

Rant over.

Out of everyone on these two shows it's Kailyn and Amber that tie for who I want to see fall flat when the gravy train makes its last stop. Just because of how they've treated everyone after becoming "Uppa class" and too good for sweatpants on a Sunday unless they're designer and you're sipping on an expensive Starbucks drink at the same time. Gawd forbid they're Old navy brand with Folgers in hand.

#inabitchymood

Edited May 11, 2017 by Calm81

[Uncle JUICE]

26 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

 (Unless you believe the rumors that Farrah is high-end hooker and Simon is her pimp and her businesses are used to funnel cash.)

I'm not NOT saying I believe that. 

[dorcastrilling]

On 5/11/2017 at 8:02 AM, CofCinci said:

It's interesting that Kail is slut-shaming Farrah because on the spectrum of TM's total sexual partners, Farrah hasn't had many. Yes, she made a porn but not because she loved sex. It was purely financial as the TMs did not originally make the money they earn now.  Farrah is probably in lower quarter with Chelsea and Catelynn. (Unless you believe the rumors that Farrah is high-end hooker and Simon is her pimp and her businesses are used to funnel cash.)

Agreed. Kail is the worst of the lot. Even worse than Jenelle. Jenelle is off in the head, Every nasty bitch move Kail makes is coldly calculated.

 

Chelsea stands alone on the top rung of the TM ladder, Kail lonesome on the bottom.

I actually think Farrah is above most of them. Leah is stupid and trashy, Catelynn is a waste of oxygen and the same can be said of Amber. Macy is a phony, sanctimonious egotistical little snot.

 

Farrah is rude and obnoxious, but girl has game is not collecting baby daddies.

Edited May 12, 2017 by dorcastrilling

[ghoulina]

Hahahaha, I live for Simon and his take-downs of these girls. He is hilarious, and I loved seeing all the other comments about how much of a hypocrite Kail is as well. I have pretty strong feelings against porn, but at least Farrah got paid. 

[BitterApple]

Let me just say, that a woman who is on her third baby daddy at 24, and cheated on her husband while he was deployed has NO business slut shaming anyone. 

And Cassandra, please be my best friend.

[gunderda]

4 hours ago, Calm81 said:

 

I don't want to sound like I'm defending Farrah because I can't stand her but she acts pretty normal around other people that aren't Deborah, Michael and the Teen Mom cast. Simon is an act. I see chemistry with these two and think they're putting on a show for the cameras for ratings. I have a strong feeling about it. 

I follow Simon on snap (because he snarks the show) and his interaction with Farrah is a positive one as they are mostly laughing together and talking normal and they only act hostile on the show.

 

I'm willing to believe that... unless he's a completely fame whore there is absolutely no way he'd still be hanging around farrah with the attitude she pulls with him if it were the real deal and on a constant basis.  And he's usually laughing awkwardly when she goes in at him. 

[DangerousMinds]

On May 8, 2017 at 11:40 PM, Mkay said:

I remember that from her blog. She desperately needs to wear a bra. She also needs bigger clothes. She looks like a mess. People on Instagram are telling her how great she looks.   (Using a totally 80/90s quote here) Gag me with a spoon. HA

Get in my feelings?? What the fuck does that mean. I am so tired of seeing that phrase. What feelings, exactly? Use your words.

[poopchute]

Kail is really making herself really attractive to future employers with those public tweets about vaginas.  

[heatherchandler]

On 5/9/2017 at 8:02 AM, Uncle JUICE said:

She looks like a crazy person who had wandered unto the street wearing their pajamas and a bath robe. I hope there is an orderly just out of frame. 

Javi, have some dignity. 

 

How about the look on this guy's face??  

 

We are all that guy.

Edited May 11, 2017 by heatherchandler

[FlowerofCarnage]

Lol! Yep, that was truly savage especially that line about Chris running for the door when he found out about the pregnancy. And what are they slipping in her Starbucks that has her currently-pregnant by one guy but laid up in bed with another self thinking she can shame Farrah? 

[Mkay]

what the crap?!!!

[MargeGunderson]

12 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Unless you believe the rumors that Farrah is high-end hooker and Simon is her pimp and her businesses are used to funnel cash.

At least she's working, unlike some on this show. She has a terrible personality and I would never want to work with her but she's hustling hard. I won't knock her work ethic.

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, Mkay said:

what the crap?!!!

Hey Kail, there is already a show called "Cheaters." 

 

9 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

 

How about the look on this guy's face??  

 

We are all that guy.

He looks like he smelled something nasty coming from Kail. 

[Mkay]

?

[BitterApple]

I wish I had contact info for that poor guy in the Dodgers hat. I'd overnight him a case of brain bleach.

[MissMel]

Her face looks pretty in the first photo.  There, I said something nice.

[Tatum]

5 hours ago, Mkay said:

?

She actually looks really cute in both those pictures at first glance, although her left eye looks wonky. I don't think this is photoshopped, so I don't get how sometimes she can look so cute and sometimes so busted.

[GreatKazu]

53 minutes ago, Tatum said:

She actually looks really cute in both those pictures at first glance, although her left eye looks wonky. I don't think this is photoshopped, so I don't get how sometimes she can look so cute and sometimes so busted.

She is still in Los Angeles in that photo. The make-up was likely done by MTV staff. 

[ChristmasJones]

On 5/10/2017 at 1:58 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I hate bras, too, but Kail is gonna regret going bra-less so often soon enough. By my early 30s, I was already regretting it....and I'm no where near as endowed as Kail and at least wore supportive, real bras to work.

I have become a huge fan of these in the past year. I started out just wearing them at home, but now wear them out in public too. Depending on the top, I also wear them at work. They are sooo comfortable.  I think they are similar (nearly identical) to this brand in terms of construction/fabric, but I've never tried the second brand.

[Mkay]

[Mkay]

[druzy]

2 hours ago, Mkay said:

 

I wonder if any of the Teen Moms will congratulate Kail on social media. 

[BitterApple]

Ugh, if there's an actual diploma in there I have to begrudgingly give her props. Congratulations Kail, even though you're still a shitty person.

[CofCinci]

I'd love to hear what the dean/provost of this HBCU thinks of this rich, blonde Caucasian student. 

[anonymousgirl]

saw this interesting post:

 Her donation to the school was just another payment to ensuring she graduates. My college, (also a HBCU) loved to hand out degrees to anyone who donated money. She bought her degree. She didn't earn it. Sorry not sorry. Also her bullshit of how hard it was for her is a load of crap. She did not work hard at all for it.

[FairyDusted]

3 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Ugh, if there's an actual diploma in there I have to begrudgingly give her props. Congratulations Kail, even though you're still a shitty person.

THIS! I can't hate on her for that. Congrats!

[Mkay]