Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[heatherchandler]

5 hours ago, monicageller said:

Wtf with these ensembles??

[GreatKazu]

5 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

Wtf with these ensembles??

It's a wonder Kanal was able to run at all with those shorts being ten sizes too small. No wonder she needed the little white truck to pick her up when she failed to get to her marker on time. 

[CofCinci]

DNF - pertaining to Kail should mean “Do Not Fuck.”

[Brooklynista]

10 hours ago, monicageller said:

That's a sturdy looking group of gals.

[ReadMeLattice]

5 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Wtf with these ensembles??

Kail and Bone's shorts look painful AF.

[Scarlett45]

16 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

Kail and Bone's shorts look painful AF.

I personally think Kailyn has nice legs- she’s tall and they are healthy looking; but hot damn why does she always wear her pants SO DAMN SMALL!!!!! If she went up one size in shorts that would make her look 10lbs thinner.

Isn’t she uncomfortable?!!!?

5 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

It's a wonder Kanal was able to run at all with those shorts being ten sizes too small. No wonder she needed the little white truck to pick her up when she failed to get to her marker on time. 

Yup! 

[ReadMeLattice]

18 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

I personally think Kailyn has nice legs- she’s tall and they are healthy looking; but hot damn why does she always wear her pants SO DAMN SMALL!!!!! If she went up one size in shorts that would make her look 10lbs thinner.

Isn’t she uncomfortable?!!!?

Yup! 

This! I actually think Kailyn has a nice body. She could look statuesque and athletic with a bit more exercise and the right clothes. She dresses like she doesn't know she isn't 5'2" with a curvy little hourglass figure, or like she's never bought new clothes since she was a size 6 in high school.

[heatherchandler]

2 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

That's a sturdy looking group of gals.

STURDY!!!  That is the best description.

Also, what is going on with the crocs?  I am beginning to think these outfits are not the outfits in which they ran ("ran").  

[Mkay]

She’s the friend who wore the manly bathing suit in the pool over the summer that became halfway viral.  

[GreatKazu]

4 hours ago, CofCinci said:

DNF - pertaining to Kail should mean “Do Not Fuck.”

I can't just post THANK YOU. I need to honor you with a meme since you came up with that fabulous meme on the other thread with the Joker.  

 

 

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

STURDY!!!  That is the best description.

Also, what is going on with the crocs?  I am beginning to think these outfits are not the outfits in which they ran ("ran").  

I think they are wearing their outfits in the other photo on the previous page. The one where her friend is sitting there with her legs open. *GAG* They are wearing coochie cutter shorts there as well. Not a comfortable way to "run".  They didn't wear crocs to run. But they likely had them on hand after the race. 

Edited February 26, 2018 by GreatKazu

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On 2/25/2018 at 10:20 AM, LBS said:

Yep.  She DNF.  She was at a 16:45 average per mile pace and her last recorded time was at the 10K marker.  The girl in the middle finished with a respectable time of a little over two and half hours.  The one called Bone started but didn’t even get to the 5K mark.  Guess drinking and getting sunburned the day before does not make you a runner.  

PS:  I hate when people sign up for major races and don’t do squat about it.  Those two dimwits took two spots from someone who really wanted to experience it.

My hubby and I did a half marathon (and finished at a little over 2 hours!) at Disney the fall before I got pregnant. I had been running for almost 2 years then (about 20 mi/wk) and we did a half marathon training program from about 8 weeks prior to the half marathon.  The half marathon training and the actual race are some of the hardest things I've ever done and one of the accomplishments I'm most proud of. (I know some people run several full marathons a year, etc, but I know that's not for me. I'll stick to my more moderate races. I haven't done a race longer than a 10K since the half marathon.)

Here's the thing - half marathons/marathons at Disney are hella expesive.  The registration is high plus you have to pay to get there, eat there, stay in a hotel there, park tickets for other days, etc. Before we had kids (and a huge childcare bill), hubby and I used to go to Disney yearly during the "off season" when hotels, etc were cheaper.  We knew, though, that doing a half marathon at Disney would likely be a once in a lifetime experience.  (We also knew if we had kids, we wouldn't be able to easily fit marathon training into our lives with little kids and full-time jobs.) 
So what did we do? We planned.  We read Run Disney forums.  We Googled.  We found a well-recommended training program and stuck with it (even when it sucked). We didn't just up and decide we'd run 16+ miles on a vacation...and we were already used to running 3-5 several days per week.  We still knew that wouldn't get us through a half-marathon without specific, longer training.  We got running shoes from a running store that assessed our gaits.  We ran long distances in the shoes to make sure they were ok.  We applied body glide as to help with blisters/chafing (we found out about it from the running shoe store).  

We also planned to arrive at Disney on a Friday; the race was Saturday night.  We didn't do the parks Saturday.  We just picked up our packets, walked around Downtown Disney (now Disney Springs), and chilled. We did the race Saturday night and finished at 2 hours and 8 min. Hubby was hoping to break two hours, but he wanted to run with me, so he stuck by my side...I just couldn't get under 2 hours. But it didn't matter because our finish time was still highly respectable and I met my goal of finishing it in a decent-ish time.  Then we spent the next few days doing the parks and relaxing, as well as drinking booze at Epcot and eating a ton of yummy trash (it was the Food & Wine Festival).  I had read on Run Disney forums that everyone's advice was to do the parks after, not before the races, or you'll be too tired for the race. Same with drinking/eating garbage in the days leading up to it.

I guess since Kail has unlimited money (except to pay her taxes and tickets), she could just blow all this cash on a "half-marathon trip" by not caring about the actual marathon.  I guess it's not like she wanted a once-in-a-lifetime-Run-Disney-experience where she completed the race, could be proud of her training, etc, because she figures she can always use TM $ to do another half-marathon trip if she ever actually does get serious about doing a half.

I guess since she has unlimited free babysitters in her hangers-on friends and babies' daddies/babies' daddies' families, she can always train for a half marathon again, even though it can take SEVERAL hours out of your week, especially as you get nearer & nearer to the race. I guess since she also doesn't have a real job (or a commute), she has plenty of time to train for another half. 

It just irks me that this Run Disney experience was wasted on Kail, who didn't treat it like so many runners who work hard to train for the expensive race/trip. I mean, I know it's Kail's money to waste, but still....what a waste! It makes me sad as a runner. 

I can barely find the time to run my typical 20 mi/wk since I've had my kids.  Plenty of weeks I don't make it. I have a full-time job, plus no extended family/hangers-on nearby to help with the kids.  Hubby & I also have to cook, do laundry, take care of our house, etc.  I know between lack of time and the cost for 2 small kids in daycare, there's no way I'll have the time or money to do a half-marathon (and its training) at Disney anytime soon.  I guess I'm just salty because this bitch could have easily properly trained (she's got the time/free babysitters), got the right damn shoes from the most expensive running store in Dover, and googled "Run Disney vacation tips" and actually planned for & finished this damn race that plenty of us runners wish we could find the time/money/etc to do. And if Kail just wanted an excuse to go to Disney under the guise of "running," Run Disney does 5Ks and 10Ks as well.  There was no need to go all extra with a unprepped trial at a half-marathon when she could have done a 5K, except for the fact that these TM girls are so damn extra. 

I'm sorry for the rant.  I'm just gonna sit at my desk for a minute and be a salty "hatter."
 

Edited February 26, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[GreatKazu]

11 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

My hubby and I did a half marathon (and finished at a little over 2 hours!) at Disney the fall before I got pregnant. I had been running for almost 2 years then (about 20 mi/wk) and we did a half marathon training program from about 8 weeks prior to the half marathon.  The half marathon training and the actual race are some of the hardest things I've ever done and one of the accomplishments I'm most proud of. (I know some people run several full marathons a year, etc, but I know that's not for me. I'll stick to my more moderate races. I haven't done a race longer than a 10K since the half marathon.)

Here's the thing - half marathons/marathons at Disney are hella expesive.  The registration is high plus you have to pay to get there, eat there, stay in a hotel there, park tickets for other days, etc. Before we had kids (and a huge childcare bill), hubby and I used to go to Disney yearly during the "off season" when hotels, etc were cheaper.  We knew, though, that doing a half marathon at Disney would likely be a once in a lifetime experience.  (We also knew if we had kids, we wouldn't be able to easily fit marathon training into our lives with little kids and full-time jobs.) 
So what did we do? We planned.  We read Run Disney forums.  We Googled.  We found a well-recommended training program and stuck with it (even when it sucked). We didn't just up and decide we'd run 16+ miles on a vacation...and we were already used to running 3-5 several days per week.  We still knew that wouldn't get us through a half-marathon without specific, longer training.  We got running shoes from a running store that assessed our gaits.  We ran long distances in the shoes to make sure they were ok.  We applied body glide as to help with blisters/chafing (we found out about it from the running shoe store).  

We also planned to arrive at Disney on a Friday; the race was Saturday night.  We didn't do the parks Saturday.  We just picked up our packets, walked around Downtown Disney (now Disney Springs), and chilled. We did the race Saturday night and finished at 2 hours and 8 min. Hubby was hoping to break two hours, but he wanted to run with me, so he stuck by my side...I just couldn't get under 2 hours. But it didn't matter because our finish time was still highly respectable and I met my goal of finishing it in a decent-ish time.  Then we spent the next few days 

I guess since Kail has 

You rock!! Be proud of your hard work and training.

You left us hanging! You did not finish your post.?

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

3 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

You rock!! Be proud of your hard work and training.

You left us hanging! You did not finish your post.?

Ha! I had a student come in for office hours - it's finished now! Students never come to office hours unless I've run out to the bathroom or am in the middle of a post on PTV! Haha!

[Tatum]

7 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

That's a sturdy looking group of gals.

I fucking love you.

[ghoulina]

12 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Wtf with these ensembles??

Not a single one of them knows how to dress for their body type. Where are Clinton and Stacy when you need them???

[FairyDusted]

1 hour ago, Tatum said:

I fucking love you.

Ditto. Still laughing about STRUDY

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Ha! I had a student come in for office hours - it's finished now! Students never come to office hours unless I've run out to the bathroom or am in the middle of a post on PTV! Haha!

Damn students! ?

Kail is trying to show Javi that she is better than him. She criticized him saying he won't complete his CF challenge. She was saying shit to him on her podcast as well. Always a bitch.

Edited February 26, 2018 by GreatKazu

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

3 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Kail is trying to show Javi that she is better than him. She criticized him saying he won't complete his CF challenge. She was saying shit to him on her podcast as well. Always a bitch.

Now I’m rooting for Javi to complete, kick butt, and take names at his CF challenge.

[rhofmovalley]

Is that fleshy looking pouch with the red spot in the middle a fanny pack?

[GreatKazu]

2 minutes ago, rhofmovalley said:

Is that fleshy looking pouch with the red spot in the middle a fanny pack?

Yes. 

3 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Now I’m rooting for Javi to complete, kick butt, and take names at his CF challenge.

Me too. He is too according to what he said on his Being Javi special. He wants to prove her wrong. 

Edited February 27, 2018 by GreatKazu

[rhofmovalley]

Why would someone manufacture a fanny pack that looks like a flabby pot belly with a bleeding navel??

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

2 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Yes. 

Me too. He is too according to what he said on his Being Javi special. He wants to prove her wrong. 

 

And from what it looks like, he is actually taking his competition seriously by doing proper training, etc. So, #TeamJavi. 

Kail’s pissed she can’t prepare for & stick with anything hard long enough to do it properly- running, reproducing with baby daddies, etc. 

Edited February 27, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[Kalamityjayne]

On 25/02/2018 at 4:51 PM, FairyDusted said:

Probably not but I was thinking about Amber doing this dragging a couch!

I wanted to see this in reality but after much searching for images, there was no credible evidence that she stands ever in the last few years so I had to improvise with a close proxy.

[FairyDusted]

Good find. We have some of her (AMBER) being pulled on the couch. Cuz you know she barely walks let alone run. 

[CaliforniaLove]

The crossfit is all a part of the famewhoring...Javi is SO angling for a spot on The Challenge. I saw him refer to Jemmye as "Jem" on IG the other day as if they're lifelong friends. *gag* I guess if it pisses Kail off it's all good.

[Maharincess]

5 hours ago, rhofmovalley said:

Why would someone manufacture a fanny pack that looks like a flabby pot belly with a bleeding navel??

I assume it's supposed to be funny. It would be funny on a thin, cute young woman dressed nicely, you'd look at it and know it's a joke. On this chick when you see it you think it's natural and just want her to pull her shirt down. 

I wouldn't mind seeing Javi on a Challenge. 

Edited February 27, 2018 by Maharincess

[Tatum]

7 hours ago, Kalamityjayne said:

I wanted to see this in reality but after much searching for images, there was no credible evidence that she stands ever in the last few years so I had to improvise with a close proxy.

 

I think by far the funniest thing I've read today is someone lamenting that they can't do a proper photoshop on Amber running because there are NO pictures available of her even in a standing position, let alone running.

 

Reminds me of a few years (okay, like 12) back when the NE Huskers were having a hard couple years after their beloved head coach left, and were losing lots of games, and someone superimposed a picture of a man in an push wheelchair rolling himself slowly down the field, ball in lap, with the defensive linemen unable to stop him from making a touchdown and played it on the local news station. Hardcore superfans were pissed, but come on, it's funny!

[alexa]

If this was any normal mom, they would have said--I think I might try a local 5K--I can stay home, do a little training, and warm up for future events that might be a bit longer.  They wouldn't jump into a half marathon that required travel to Disney right before another huge vacation away from their kids.  Those marathons are serious business--they are meant for people that can keep a pace, and have actually trained.  She was a fool to go do that.  

[MaggieG]

6 hours ago, Maharincess said:

I assume it's supposed to be funny. It would be funny on a thin, cute young woman dressed nicely, you'd look at it and know it's a joke. On this chick when you see it you think it's natural and just want her to pull her shirt down. 

I wouldn't mind seeing Javi on a Challenge. 

I think it's also the way she was sitting in that one picture. Slouching and her legs spread. I had to do a double take because I thought it actually was her belly for a second!

[Birdee]

45 minutes ago, MaggieG said:

I think it's also the way she was sitting in that one picture. Slouching and her legs spread. I had to do a double take because I thought it actually was her belly for a second!

Me too! I was like "Holy Cow! I'm outta shape and have a mommy pooch, but I'm doing better than this 20-something!" 

[Mkay]

Bone is also this friend so.....

[littleB1rdy]

I know it’s supposed to be funny but it just doesn’t work on that girl lol. Like someone else said, those goofy costumes are meant for thin pretty girls. 

[MissMel]

I think she’s poking fun about looking like the character “Bubbles” from Trailer Park Boys. 

[Pixiebomb]

37 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Bone is also this friend so.....

Why? Why? Why...WHY? For the love of humanityWHY?????

[monicageller]

On 2/26/2018 at 1:56 PM, Lm2162 said:

lol this reminds me of Mean Girls

That was my first thought too! Kail really is too basic to function.

[monicageller]

[Tatum]

That IS a really cute pic. Someone tweet her that pix seem to turn out much better when she’s the one behind the camera. 

[TimeToCancelTM]

On 2/25/2018 at 6:07 PM, monicageller said:

These are the ugliest bitches ive seen in a looooong time!! No wonder theyre all friends... jesusgodleah help them! 

[CaliforniaLove]

2 minutes ago, JuliesMommy said:

These are the ugliest bitches ive seen in a looooong time!! No wonder theyre all friends... jesusgodleah help them! 

Lol! Bone grosses me out!

[TimeToCancelTM]

On 2/27/2018 at 10:02 AM, Mkay said:

Bone is also this friend so.....

What in the actual fuck is this?? They really think this is "funny" or "edgy"? I seriously want to vomit...

[druzy]

48 minutes ago, JuliesMommy said:

What in the actual fuck is this?? They really think this is "funny" or "edgy"? I seriously want to vomit...

I think it's gross.

[TimeToCancelTM]

Just now, druzy said:

I think it's gross.

It totally is!! Thank u for always updating us @druzy sometimes when i snark on one of these bitches i hope it comes off totally onto them and never to you for posting. 

[FairyDusted]

Good Lort! I thought she was naked! Do Not Want. 

I see them as Likes as Thank you bringing sometime to snark on;)

[Marley]

That kind of bathing suit is funny if it’s obvious it’s a joke but like I honestly had to zoom in on that pic to confirm if it was a joke or her real body.

[Kb60]

On 2/27/2018 at 12:12 PM, MissMel said:

I think she’s poking fun about looking like the character “Bubbles” from Trailer Park Boys. 

Please don't insult Bubbles like that. I love me some Bubbles!

Edited March 1, 2018 by Kb60
Exclamation point.

[Kb60]

On 2/25/2018 at 9:43 AM, Lm2162 said:

Ohhh, I get it. Thanks, I get confused by the Instagram posts sometimes (feelin' old).

I wonder why Fail didn't get her butt fixed. I'd hate to be running behind her.

Edited March 1, 2018 by Kb60
The pictures didn't show up. But you really don't need to see that anyway.

[Christina]

As I sit here playing a never ending Hold'Em Sit and Go Tourney, my mind wandered to Kail and wondered if she ever got her degree. When I came here to see if it has been mentioned, I realized I was over thirty pages behind and don't want to wade through them, because I'm lazy and because it is simply too much Kail. 

If she has, there would have been photographs on her social media accounts with several trashy hashtags patting herself on the back while she continued to believe the rest of us believe her delusion of being the only to have obtained a degree. She's not the first one from 16 & Pregnant or Teen Mom, but she keeps saying it. 

Anyhoo, does anyone know if she has actually graduated? I know she got to walk, but at that time, we (or at least I) thought she had to make up some work and hadn't actually graduated.

[Tatum]

To date, she has said she has a degree multiple times, but as far as I know, an official diploma image has never graced either her social media pages or her wall art. Or the cover of one of her ghostwritten books. So I am highly suspicious. If I recall she was set to finish one class at school during the June-July session. The end of her session would have very closely coincided with her due date. Given how "stressed" these bitches get over every day life occurrences, totally wouldn't surprise me if Kail decided finishing the class work was too hard at nine months pregnant. Like most of us don't work right up until delivery.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

I think Kail was too busy going on multiple vacations right up to her due date to take care of finishing up a class.  

[littleB1rdy]

Hahaha right! I kinda understand being too busy being 9 months pregnant to focus on finishing a class but she clearly had enough time on her to go on vacations via airplane and get sunburnt on the beach at 9 months so...